The Sun

The Sun is in Cancer

The Sun is at 22 Can 32' 33", and is 152068817km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Gemini

The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 24 Gem 25' 12", and is 397895km away and receding.

Moon Is In Gemini

Righto! Brace yourselves, star gazers, for the Moon is parked in Gemini. Now, don't run off to Google 'Moon in Gemini' expecting to see our lovely lunar neighbour sporting a pair of celestial twins. That's not quite how it works, and we're all about the science here! So, the Moon is in Gemini, and let me tell you, it's like a cosmic party up there! Gemini, represented by twins, is all about communication, curiosity, and adaptability. So, with the Moon in Gemini, prepare for your emotions to have the attention span of a goldfish on espresso. One minute you’re happy, next minute you’re sad, then you're pondering the meaning of life whilst simultaneously wondering what to have for dinner. It’s like riding an emotional rollercoaster without a seatbelt, folks. Strap in, it's going to be a wild ride! Now, don’t panic, this isn’t permanent. Just as the moon doesn't stick around in one place for too long (it's got a busy schedule, you know), your feelings won't either. In the next 24 hours, the moon will shimmy its way into Cancer. Think of it like moving from a house party into a cosy, candlelit dinner. Things will start to calm down and you can stop juggling those emotions like a circus act. And remember, the moon is a whopping 397726.074098598km away. I mean, you couldn’t even chuck a stone that far! Yet, it still manages to mess with our emotions. Talk about long-distance relationships, am I right? So, get ready to ride the emotional rapids, my friends. Embrace the chaos, have a chat, go explore something new, and most importantly, remember to laugh. After all, the universe has a great sense of humour, just like yours truly!

Mercury

Mercury is in Leo

Mercury is prograde at 07 Leo 47' 32", moving at 1.84 degrees per day, and is 186299804km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Leo

Greetings, stardust connoisseurs! Buckle up for a cosmic roller coaster ride as our dear fast-moving friend, Mercury, sashays into the Lion's den. That's right, Mercury is in Leo and things are about to get hot, expressive, and just a bit dramatic. So, my dear Homo Sapiens, it's time to break the ice, grab that proverbial mic and spill your deepest, darkest secrets... or just finally admit to your secret love for pineapple on pizza (yep, I'm looking at you Aquarius). The cat is truly out of the bag as the Leo-Mercury duo encourages us to roar our truths loud and proud. But wait, there's more! Have you been feeling like the wallflower at the cosmic dance? Well, fear not! Mercury in Leo is handing out booster shots of charisma and confidence, so prepare for your inner superstar to shine brighter than a supernova. And let's not forget, Leo is the king of the jungle and a natural-born entertainer. So, expect to find yourself at the epicenter of laughter, joy, and perhaps a few dad jokes. And yes, Gemini, that means your puns will actually be funny during this period. As we bask in the limelight of Leo's radiant energy, don’t forget to channel some of that fiery passion into your creative pursuits. Yes, Pisces, I mean you can finally finish that interpretive dance routine about your love for quantum physics. In conclusion, my celestial companions, Mercury's waltz through Leo promises a period of lively communication, vibrant creativity, and a dash of drama. So, don your sassy pants, embrace your inner Leo, and remember - in the grand cosmic game, we're all just stardust trying to find our way back home.

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 27 Leo 29' 21", moving at 0.28 degrees per day, and is 59537309km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Engage, stardust enthusiasts! Now, brace yourself for some cosmic shenanigans as Venus, that dazzling diva of the sky, has just sashayed into Leo. Let's be clear - this isn't your average transit. Oh no, it's much more like your favorite sci-fi episode with a sprinkle of drama, a splash of passion, and a generous helping of glitter. Beam me up, Venus! When this celestial body aligns with Leo, the zodiac’s very own Shakespearian actor, things are about to get theatrical. This isn’t some quiet whisper of romance, folks. It’s the equivalent of shouting "I love you" through an intergalactic megaphone while doing a somersault through a flaming asteroid field. Yes, it's that intense! During this time, we don't just want to be liked, we want to be adored! The ordinary human response of mere appreciation simply won't cut it. We're feeling bold, daring, and ready to make grand gestures that would make Captain Kirk blush. But remember, this isn't the time to play it safe. You've got to boldly go where no one has gone before! But wait, there's more! Love during this period isn't all sunshine and replicator-made rose petals. Leo brings its fair share of drama. If you're feeling more neglected than a red shirt on an away mission, you might end up causing a scene. Remember, team, there’s no ‘I’ in ‘Starfleet’. Don't let your ego turn a simple misunderstanding into a full-blown space opera. As for your galactic credits? Well, they’re just a means to an end. Yes, you might find yourself splurging on the finest Andorian silk or the latest holodeck upgrade. After all, Leo loves a bit of glitz and glamour. But remember, the real joy comes from giving. Nothing will make you happier than surprising your loved ones with thoughtful gifts – even if it's just a tribble! So, in the words of the wise Vulcan, Spock, "Live long and prosper." Venus is in Leo, friends. It's time to re-energize your relationships, turn up the fun, and embrace the drama. Warp speed ahead!

Mars

Mars is in Virgo

Mars is prograde at 02 Vir 54' 44", moving at 0.61 degrees per day, and is 343103784km away and receding.

Mars Is In Virgo

Mars in Virgo, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Detail

Alright, star gazers! Get out your pocket protectors and your calculators because Mars is doing its best Virgo impression and boy, it’s going to be a wild ride. Now, if you're like me and you've been wondering where to cut the fat in your work habits, well, congratulations! Mars is currently in Virgo, acting like the cosmic Marie Kondo, helping us declutter our lives and get things done faster than you can say "quantum physics."

This is like your personal astrological gym membership. You know, the one you always promise to use but somehow ends up collecting dust? Yeah, that one. Mars in Virgo is all about health, self-improvement, and making those plans stick like Velcro. But folks, let's not forget to balance those green smoothies with a slice of humble pie.

Now, I won't lie, there's a downside here. You might find yourself getting a bit...critical. Like a politician on a debate stage, you might feel the urge to nitpick and express yourself aggressively. After all, Mars in Virgo sets the bar higher than Elon Musk's SpaceX. But hey, don't sweat it! Instead of turning into a keyboard warrior, remember to breathe, practice patience, and maybe indulge in a little self-care. Aromatherapy, anyone?

Focus on the positive aspects. This is a prime time to balance your budgets, plan for your future, learn a new trade, job hunt, and anything else that requires attention to detail. If you've ever wanted to start a project, Mars in Virgo is giving you a cosmic green light. So, pull up your socks, grab your lucky pen, and let's get down to business!

Remember, folks, like a well-known politician once said "Yes, we can!" and with Mars in Virgo, yes, we will! Now go out there and conquer the stars, you magnificent nerds!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 11 Tau 34' 03", moving at 0.15 degrees per day, and is 777490233km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Alright, Earthlings, gather 'round because it's time to talk about Jupiter in Taurus. Now, we're not talking about the latest trend in celestial home decor, but a cosmic event that's more exciting than finding a double-rainbow on a rainy day. Jupiter, our beloved big boy of wisdom, is currently vacationing in the luxury suite of Taurus, and by golly, they are having an absolute blast. Think of it as a divine pool party where Jupiter is the life of the party, and Taurus is the laid-back host who has everything under control. It's like a cosmic invitation to chill out, but also get stuff done. Sounds contradictory? Well, welcome to the universe, my friend! This celestial conjunction is like your favorite professor and your go-to life coach having a brainchild. It's all about digging deep into our inner wisdom, dusting off the cobwebs, and saying, "Hey, I knew that!" Imagine being in a game show where the answers are all inside you. No phone-a-friend required! It's not just about spiritual deep dives though. Jupiter in Taurus is also like a cosmic alarm clock, waking us up to the reality of our dreams and goals. It's time to trade the snooze button for some action. Make those to-do lists, check off tasks like you're playing cosmic bingo, and trust the process. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour. Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room - or should I say, the bull in the china shop. Taurus, bless its indulgent heart, loves the finer things in life. And Jupiter, our resident Santa Claus of good fortune, is more than happy to oblige. But beware, my friends, this might lead to a cosmic hangover if we're not careful. So, while it's okay to enjoy the cosmic buffet, don't forget to balance your plate. So, as Jupiter continues its prograde waltz in Taurus, remember, this is a time of growth, wisdom, and the potential to make bank! Just don't lose your head in the clouds or your wallet in the process. Until next time, space cowboys and girls, keep your eyes to the skies and remember, the universe is full of surprises, most of them are even free!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 36' 15", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1350700498km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Beam Me Up, Saturn!

Alright, stargazers, get ready for some cosmic shenanigans because Saturn is doing the backstroke in Pisces, and it's about as confusing as trying to teach a goldfish quantum physics. But don't worry, your resident space hippie is here to break down this astrological mashup in layman's terms, or should we call it "alien" terms? (Wink, wink).

So, Saturn in Pisces is like that strict, but well-meaning, professor who woke up one day and decided to teach Philosophy instead of Math. Suddenly, the rules-and-regulations guy is swimming in the deep, dreamy sea of imagination, whispering, "Hey, remember that wild idea you had about starting a worm farm for organic composting? Let's do it!"

But hold on to your telescopes, folks, because it's not all rainbows and unicorns. Saturn's still got his rulebook tucked under his arm and he's not afraid to use it. He might just ask you some tough questions like, "Do worms even like Mozart?" or "Have you considered the soil pH levels?" So, be prepared for some serious self-reflection, and maybe a pop quiz or two.

Now, Pisces is associated with dreams and sleep, so you might find yourself tossing and turning at night, pondering worm psychology. My advice? Embrace it! Go for a moonlit walk, practice some zero-gravity yoga (or regular yoga for earthlings), or try communicating with dolphins. And definitely keep a dream journal handy because Saturn might just drop a worm farming breakthrough in your REM cycle.

And remember, despite being retrograde, Saturn isn't going backwards, it's just taking the scenic route. So, buckle up, enjoy the ride, and don't forget to wave at Neptune on your way past!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 15' 47", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 3010539114km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus Takes a Bull Ride in Taurus

Welcome Earthlings, to another celestial episode of "As the Universe Turns!" Today we find our eccentric Uncle Uranus taking up residence in Taurus, the cosmic couch potato. And boy, what a visual... Uranus, the planet of shock and awe, trying to rouse Taurus, the zodiac's most hardcore fan of "if it ain't broke, don’t fix it" philosophy. Imagine trying to coax a snoozing bulldog off your favorite recliner - that's what we're dealing with here!

Now, Taurus loves counting their gold coins while sipping a nice cup of organic chai, but Uranus? Not so much. It’s the wild-eyed inventor, prone to flipping tables and shouting "Eureka!" at 3am. So, expect some revolutionary twists in your financial life. We might see Bitcoin replace dollar bills, or witness your local bank turn into a vegan smoothie shop. Hey, with Uranus, anything’s possible!

And on a personal level, Uranus is about to give us a masterclass on 'Money Detox'. Feeling handcuffed by debt, taxes, and rent? Are your material possessions starting to possess you? Well, hold onto your tin foil hats folks, because Uranus is here to free us from these earthly shackles! Resistance is futile (and not recommended unless you enjoy migraines).

Let's face it, change can be as welcome as a wormhole in your living room, but Uranus in Taurus is all about pulling us out of our comfort zones and pushing us towards a more sustainable future. The changes we embrace now could lead us to a better place - think Star Trek utopia, minus the occasional alien invasion. So buckle up, earthlings, for the ride of your life!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 37' 54", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4407983429km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, cosmic cadets! Buckle up your asteroid belts, we're about to get spacey. Neptune, the solar system's most distant (and most chic) ice giant, is currently taking a cosmic catnap in Pisces. Now, for those of you who aren't as astrology-obsessed as yours truly, here's a quick crash course: Neptune is the planet of dreams, imagination, and the deep, unknowable mystery of the universe – sort of like why your socks keep disappearing in the washing machine. Pisces, on the other hand, is the zodiac's resident mystic, known for its emotional depth and spiritual leanings. Imagine the Dalai Lama, but with gills. Now, when Neptune takes a snooze in Pisces, it's like we've all been invited to a cosmic slumber party. Expect plenty of dreamy visions, spiritual awakenings, and a newfound appreciation for unity and compassion. Like a psychedelic lava lamp, the universe is encouraging us to let go of our petty differences and embrace the cosmic goo of oneness. So, why not take this opportunity to dip your toes into the cosmic tide? Try out that meditation app you've been ignoring on your phone, or finally start that yoga class. You might surprise yourself with how groovy you feel! But Neptune in Pisces isn't just about getting your zen on. It's also a time to consider how you can use your unique gifts to contribute to the collective good. Maybe you have a knack for telling jokes that put a smile on people's faces, or perhaps you're a whizz at quantum physics and can help us finally understand what the heck Schrödinger's cat is all about. Whatever your talent, now is the time to share it with the world. The universe has got your back! Remember, my star-loving friends, Neptune is 4.4 billion kilometers away and it's still sending us positive vibes. If that doesn't make you feel connected to the cosmos, I don't know what will. So, let's seize this celestial moment to come together, dream big, and remember that we're all just stardust floating in the infinite cosmos. Peace out!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 17' 23", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5056369616km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Greetings, celestial voyagers! Buckle up because Pluto, that mischievous little outlier of a planet (or dwarf planet if you're still salty about 2006), is currently doing the cosmic salsa with Capricorn. And let me tell you, it's like watching a black hole trying to do the Macarena. It's complex, it's enthralling, and you might lose time just thinking about it. Now, to the uninitiated, this may sound like I'm talking in some kind of alien code. Fear not, my Earth-bound friends, let's break it down. Pluto, our distant icy cousin, and Capricorn, the steadfast goat-fish hybrid (yes, that's a thing), are both known for their love of power and success. They are the astrophysical equivalent of workaholics, always focused on the task at hand and determined to get results. So much so, they might forget to take into account other people's feelings or viewpoints. If you start finding yourself dismissing ideas that aren't your own with the fervor of someone who refuses to believe the Earth isn't flat, beware! You might be under the influence of this celestial duo. But wait, there's more! Pluto is all about transformation, albeit with a dash of chaos. It wants us to ditch the negativity, like a spaceship jettisoning excess cargo to make the jump to light speed. Sounds great, right? But remember, destruction often precedes creation. So, think twice before you throw out that moldy sandwich. It might just be your next penicillin. In essence, while Pluto is doing the moonwalk in Capricorn, expect some changes. Some good, some bad, some just plain weird. But hey, that's life in the cosmos for you! Just remember to keep an open mind, embrace the chaos, and maybe keep a close eye on your refrigerator. Safe travels, star gazers!

The Sun

Sun Sextile Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Uranus to embrace new ways of doing things, to stick up for the underdog, and to express themselves in unique and inspiring ways. These people don’t have to try to stand out as unique–they are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Although these people question rules and traditions if they don’t seem to make sense to them, they don’t view them as threatening their personal sense of freedom.These individuals are far from pretentious. They value honesty and truth, and they avoid putting on airs. They believe in the equality of people, and easily relate to people from all walks of life. There is an unmistakable enthusiasm about life, and generally the life is interesting because the natives invite unusual or adventurous experiences into their lives. They are generally appreciated by others because they are open-minded, fair, and not judgmental. Nothing really seems to faze them! They take things in stride, and are rarely shocked or taken aback by human behavior. If you are holding onto something that you keep to yourself for fear that if you talk about it, someone will think you’re strange, you can safely turn to a Sun-Uranus person. They probably won’t blink, and they’ll make you feel quite alright about it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon their intuitive faculties when needed, and those with the trine between the Sun and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons. Isaac Newton, Paula Abdul; Trines – Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, Farrah Fawcett.

Mars

Mars Opposite Saturn

You may feel rather restrained and too disciplined by others at this time. You may feel purposely held back from doing the things you want to do. This can cause great frustration and great annoyance. Please try to make the best of it and do not try to get even with them or try to get back at them. The repercussions will only boomerang back to you. If others do not appreciate you at this time, just realize that it is best if you continue working hard, doing the best you can until this combination of energies passes. This can be a stressful aspect but do not fret and let it get to you and upset your health. Guard against falls, bumps and bruises. Wait this aspect out and your energies and freedom to do the things you desire will return. In the meantime, work hard and stay optimistic. Express your frustrations in a cool, calm manner. Don't keep everything inside.You are a perfectionist. You can pick at yourself and others unmercifully, trying to get circumstances in your life to match some unspecified standard. Your energy becomes freer to work in an unencumbered way when you recognize that you aren’t really looking to match an objective standard at all. What you want is to find some emotionally and psychologically defendable ground to stand on. The real trick in life for you is to keep moving. This is not easy since you should really only move ahead on a project after forethought or planning; your judgments tend to be colored by your fears or your momentary desires. You work very hard for what comes to you. This is unavoidable. But, you could end up working very hard for no gain. This is avoidable through balancing your drives with your responsibilities. You find that you have better health and much freer energy if you get vigorous physical exercise at least three times a week. — Interpretation sample from the In Depth report.Mars square Saturn or Mars opposition Saturn: *You work hard and patiently to achieve your objectives, persevering and continuing on in spite of difficulties and discouragement. Concentrating on a single, clearly defined goal, you are able to accomplish much, but you often feel that the way is long and arduous, and that you must struggle on alone, that it’s all on your shoulders.You are capable of great self-control and self-denial and can be a hard task master, expecting far too much of yourself. You also tend to hold yourself back, to doubt your own power and ability. You feel that you meet with great resistance whenever you try to assert yourself or take initiative. Anger and frustration can be big problems for you, especially when you try to work with other people or depend too much on others for support. You work best in solitude.#Your involvement with other people often focuses on the harshest side of human experience. You become aware of destructive energies around you and learn to overcome these difficulties. Your spiritual life can become the source of nearly inexhaustible energy. You face tests through separation.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Saturn: Squares – Susan Sarandon, Claudia Schiffer, River Phoenix, Phil Hartman, Julius Caesar; Oppositions – Sheena Easton, Farrah Fawcett, Brooke Shields, Darryl Hannah, George Clooney, Todd Bridges, Jean-Claude Van Damme.