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22 July, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Only low level C-class flares were observed. Slight growth was observed in Region 3373 (N08W30, Ekc/beta-gamma-delta). Slight decay was observed in the trailing spots of Region 3372 (N23W51, Eko/beta). The rest of the spotted regions were relatively stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were elevated this period due to CME enhancements. The passage of a CME (from 18 Jul) was observed at 21/1920 UTC, after which total field increased to a maximum of 15 nT and Bz was sustained southward after 19/2100 UTC, with a peak of -15 nT observed briefly. Solar wind speeds fluctuated between 370-450 km/s.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Virgo, at 18 degrees, 18' 30", at a velocity of 11.86 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4 days old. It is 403153.08 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.
The Sun is at 29 Can 13' 26", and is 152003231km away and approaching.The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 18 Vir 18' 30", and is 404581km away and approaching.Moon Is In Virgo
Alright, my celestial stargazers, buckle up because we're about to take a cosmic joyride. The Moon, that big hunk of cheese in the sky, has just moved into Virgo, and it's making itself quite comfy at 404,678.771811505 km away. Now, I know that sounds far, but in space terms, that's like popping over to your neighbor's house for a cup of sugar. You see, when the Moon is in Virgo, it's like Sarah Connor from The Terminator preparing for the end of the world – you're all about getting your ducks in a row, planning for every possible scenario, and maybe doing a few pull-ups while you're at it. It's time to channel your inner cybernetic organism with living tissue over a metal endoskeleton (or, you know, just be a little more organized). Now, don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being a bit of a control freak. I mean, if Sarah Connor hadn't been, she wouldn't have been able to terminate the Terminator, right? But remember to lighten up a little. Not everything in life can be planned. Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow, man. So, during this lunar phase, try to strike a balance. Yes, make a list, check it twice, but also leave some room for spontaneity. Maybe instead of building a bunker, start with a pillow fort. And remember, just because the Moon is in Virgo, it doesn't mean you have to be a killjoy. To quote the great philosopher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Chill out, dickwad." Because even though the Moon is 404,678.771811505 km away, it’s still watching over you, like a giant nightlight in the sky. So, relax, embrace the Virgo vibes and remember - you too can be a hero in your own story. Just don’t forget to have fun along the way. And with that, I bid you adieu, my friends. May the stars shine brightly on your journey, and may your horoscope be as exciting as a sci-fi blockbuster.Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 19 Leo 55' 15", moving at 1.62 degrees per day, and is 173378062km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Let’s talk about Mercury in Leo. 173479945.113512635km away, Mercury is currently doing the prograde boogie, shimmying through the starry expanse of Leo, the celestial lion. Now, if you're thinking, "What does this mean for me?" Well, buckle up my stargazing friends, because we’re about to embark on a wild ride through the cosmos! Leo, being the fiery, dramatic diva of the zodiac, is all about putting on a show and Mercury, that speedy little messenger planet, is more than happy to play along. As Mercury sidles up to Leo, it's like a cosmic pep rally, boosting our confidence and making our communication skills as sharp as a nerdy joke at a science convention. Now, imagine a confident lion, mane blowing in the wind like he's starring in a shampoo commercial, strutting his stuff like he owns the savannah. That's you, my friend, when Mercury is in Leo. You'll feel a surge of self-assured swagger, making you as fearless as a Trekkie at a Star Wars convention. Been putting off public speaking? Now's the time to rock that mic, channel your inner Freddie Mercury, and show the world what you've got. Mercury in Leo also turns up the volume on our social lives. Expect your wit to be as quick as The Flash on a caffeine rush, with plenty of banter and laughter echoing around the water cooler. You'll be the life of every virtual party, every Zoom meeting, and every socially distanced gathering in the park. And let's not forget about creativity. With Mercury in Leo, your artistic juices will flow like the River Styx on a rainy day. So dust off those paintbrushes, warm up those vocal cords, or break out the interpretive dance moves you’ve been perfecting during quarantine. It's time to unleash your inner Picasso, Beyoncé, or, dare I say, Baby Yoda. So remember, during this time of Mercury in Leo, harness the power of the celestial lion, roar your truth, and bask in the spotlight. After all, we are all made of stardust. Happy cosmic journeying, fellow earthlings!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 28 Leo 35' 27", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 53279642km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Alright, folks! Buckle up and put on your space helmets because Venus just swaggered into Leo like a rockstar entering a sold-out concert. Now, remember, as Neo would say in The Matrix, "I know that's a lot to swallow, but the reality is what we make it." So, let's construct a reality that's tailor-made for love, creativity, and a dash of drama. Venus in Leo is like putting a spotlight on your heart and hitting the 'on' switch. It's not about playing it safe or whispering sweet nothings, no siree! It's about declaring your love with a megaphone from atop Mount Everest. You don't want to be liked or appreciated; you want to be adored, worshipped, set on a pedestal, and fed grapes by cherubs! If you're not ready to go big or go home, you might find yourself eating dust in the love race. But hang on! Don't let your ego inflate like a hot air balloon. Remember, even though Leo loves all the attention, turning into a drama queen or king could have your lovers running for the hills. There's no 'i' in 'we', but there's definitely one in 'single'. So, keep the theatrics in check unless you want to end up with only yourself and your shadow for company. Now, let's talk moolah. Venus in Leo sees money as confetti to be thrown around at parties. It's all about treating yourself and others to the glittery, glamorous, and extravagant. But remember, even though splurging on yourself feels good, being generous and showering others with thoughtful gifts could make you feel like the king or queen of the world. So, in a nutshell, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic party filled with love, drama, and generosity. It's a time to re-energize, turn up the volume, and paint the town red. Just remember to balance the scales, or you might end up feeling like Neo when he first woke up in the real world: dazed, confused, and missing the Matrix. And nobody wants that, right? Wink wink.Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 07 Vir 12' 27", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 348595962km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Mars in Virgo: The Cosmic Efficiency Expert
Alright, space cadets, grab your laser pens and pocket protectors because Mars, the hot-headed 'action planet' is clocking into Virgo, the sign of meticulousness and efficiency. Think of it like that hyperactive coworker who suddenly discovers the magic of spreadsheets. Things are about to get organized!
Mars in Virgo is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, tidying up our work habits and trimming the fat. Expect your to-do lists to feel less like the script for War and Peace and more like a haiku. A side effect of this? More time for you to pick up that new hobby you've been putting off. Klingon knitting club, anyone?
On the health front, Mars is pushing up its nerdy glasses and cracking open the textbooks. We're talking diets, gym memberships, and maybe even a little meditation. So dust off that yoga mat and ditch those leftover Christmas cookies! Warning: Mars in Virgo can be a bit of a control freak, so remember - balance is key. We're after progress, not perfection.
Now, I know you're all intelligent beings, but let's face it, with Mars in Virgo, our critical levels could rival that of a Star Trek Vulcan. Watch out for those sharp words and try to keep your phasers set to 'stun' rather than 'kill'. Patience, my friends, will be your best ally during this period. Remember, nobody's perfect, except maybe C-3PO.
So instead of nitpicking over the small stuff, let's channel this energy into something productive. Whether you're planning a trip to Mars (hey, it's closer than you think at 348563481.104545653km away) or just sorting out your sock drawer, there's no better time for taking care of personal business or kickstarting a project than when Mars is in Virgo.
So buckle up, space fans! This period is going to be one giant leap for mankind...or at least for your productivity levels. Just remember to take it easy on yourself, and others. After all, we're all just stardust navigating this cosmic journey together.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Tau 32' 01", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 762189832km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Hello star gazers, space cadets, and interstellar hitchhikers! We've got a cosmic treat for you today because Jupiter, that big ol' gas giant, is currently vacationing in Taurus. And let me tell you, it's like watching a hippie at a tech convention - it's a bit out of place, but it's also throwing one heck of a party! Jupiter is the celestial equivalent of the wise old sage who gives profound advice while wearing socks and sandals. It's all about inner wisdom and deep thoughts. Now, pair this with Taurus, the zodiac’s most stubbornly grounded sign, and you've got yourself a cosmic reminder that the answers we're seeking aren't hiding in some distant nebula. Nope, they're chilling in the comfy recliner of our own minds. While Jupiter is kicking back in Taurus, it's a fantastic opportunity to tackle those dreams or long-term goals. You know, the ones you've scrawled on the back of a pizza box and forgotten about. It's time to dust them off, make a practical plan, and start ticking off tasks like a caffeine-fueled coder during a hackathon. Jupiter is also known as the planet of good luck and fortune, and Taurus is basically the Bill Gates of the zodiac signs. So, when these two are hanging out together, it’s like having a cosmic lottery ticket. This is the perfect moment to check your financial health and look for opportunities to grow - whether that's investing in Bitcoin or finally opening that Etsy store you've been thinking about. But remember folks, Taurus has a taste for the finer things in life and rarely knows how to say "no." When Jupiter, the cosmic king of expansion, makes contact with Taurus, we may find ourselves wanting everything from a new Tesla to a trip to Mars. But, we must also be mindful of our impulses during this transit, because as the saying goes, "With great cosmic power comes great responsibility." So gear up, fellow stargazers! The journey through this planetary transit promises to be as thrilling as a ride in Flash Gordon's rocket ship. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and an open mind. The cosmos is vast, mysterious, and occasionally downright hilarious. But with Jupiter in Taurus, we've got a trusty cosmic compass guiding us towards wisdom, prosperity, and a little bit of whimsical fun.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 16' 20", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1339339358km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy
Welcome, my celestial comrades, to the intergalactic soap opera that is Saturn in Pisces. Picture this: Saturn, the cosmic drill sergeant, has landed in the dreamy, chill zone of Pisces, the zodiac’s resident daydreamer. It's like inviting a meticulous accountant to a psychedelic music festival. The results? Well, let's just say it’s going to be a fascinating ride!
Imagine our stern Saturn – the taskmaster, the one who makes sure you’ve crossed every ‘t’ and dotted every ‘i’ – trying to wrangle the whimsical Pisces into line. It's like trying to herd cats, using a laser pointer. But all jokes aside, this unlikely duo might just be what we need to turn our dreams into reality.
Are you dreaming of writing a book, starting a small business, or maybe discovering the cure for Monday mornings? Now’s the time to put on your thinking cap, borrow Saturn's clipboard, and start planning. Go wild, jot down those ideas, and yes, even draw up a budget. I know, I know, 'budget' is a scary word, but remember, we've got Saturn on our side right now!
Now, don’t get me wrong, Saturn in Pisces isn’t a cakewalk in the cosmos. It's more like a moonwalk... on Saturn's rings. You might feel like your most cherished dreams are being interrogated by a celestial CSI team, but remember, this planetary parent only wants the best for you. So, take a deep breath, open the door, and listen to what Saturn has to say. You might find his advice as valuable as a rare comet... or at least a box of astronaut ice cream.
Lastly, with all this dream-tugging and inner questioning, you may find yourself more restless than a caffeinated astronaut. So, take some time to unwind - meditate, go stargazing, or maybe just take a nap. And remember, always have a dream journal on hand. Who knows? Your dreams might reveal the next big thing in quantum physics... or at least a winning lottery number.
So, gear up, space cadets! Saturn in Pisces is an opportunity to blend the pragmatic with the profound, the rational with the ridiculous. It's time to turn our dreams into reality, one cosmic
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 29' 26", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2994675825km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: "Come with me if you want to save!"
Greetings, Earthlings! Time to buckle up, because the cosmic Hasta-la-vista-baby is here! Uranus, the celestial John Connor, is in Taurus, a sign that likes its Netflix binges and comfort food just the way they are. But let's face it, Taurus, nobody likes change unless it comes from a vending machine. But hold onto your spectacles, because Uranus is about to flip your world like a pancake.
Now, let's talk about the green stuff - no, not aliens or kale, I'm talking about money. It's Taurus' favorite board game, but Uranus is about to bring in some new rules. Imagine if Monopoly suddenly introduced bitcoin... yeah, it's kinda like that. We're talking big changes, folks. Think ATMs spitting out chocolate coins or stock markets trading in unicorn futures. This seven-year cosmic roller coaster ride might just give us a whole new meaning to the phrase "financial revolution."
But don't start building your bunker just yet. On a personal level, Uranus is your friendly neighborhood terminator saying, "I'll be back... with financial freedom." Are you caught in the Terminator-like grip of debt? Credit card bills replicating faster than T-1000s? Feel like you're working for Skynet instead of living your life? Well, it's time to break those chains! Uranus is here to help you escape the Matrix of materialism.
Resistance may be futile, but remember, the future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. So, grab this opportunity by the handlebars of your metaphorical motorcycle and ride into the sunset of greater financial stability. After all, in the end, these changes might just have you saying, "I'll be back... for more."
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 33' 56", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4392490082km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, gather round you celestial aficionados! Neptune has decided to have a little cosmic sleepover in Pisces and it's serving up some serious universal wisdom. I mean, who knew that Neptune, the big blue marble way out in the cosmic boonies, could be such a deep thinker? It's like the Einstein of the planetary system. Currently, it's all retrograde and stuff, which means it's going backwards. Kind of like when you accidentally hit rewind on your favourite Doctor Who episode. Neptune chilling in Pisces is like having that weird uncle over who always talks about peace, love and unity at family gatherings. Except this time, he's brought a fog machine. But don't worry, it's not all psychedelic light shows and incense. There's a method to the madness. Neptune is here to tell us: "Hey mate, stop sweating the small stuff! You see all those stars out there? We're all part of that, so let's focus on what makes us shine together!" It's kind of like a celestial version of the Beatles' song "Come Together", but with more planets and less guitars. So, what can we do with this Neptunian nudge? Well, it's high time to dust off that old dream or idea you've been keeping in the back of your mind, like building a TARDIS replica or finally setting up that home astrology lab. Be bold, be brave, and share it with the world! Because every mind-boggling idea starts with a single spark of inspiration. And remember, no matter how far away Neptune might be (and trust me, it's about 4392546505.897077560km away, give or take a few miles), its energy is here to support us. So, grab your sonic screwdriver, put on your best Doctor Who scarf, and let's make the universe a better place, one star at a time.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 07' 25", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5056122886km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Alright, crew, gather 'round. Now, I'm an astrologer, not a spaceship pilot, but I've got a horoscope that feels like navigating through the Reaver territory. So buckle up! Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet who's still bitter about the whole "not-a-planet" business, is having a playdate with Capricorn. And let me tell you, they're a power couple that would give Mal and Zoë a run for their money. Just imagine, if you will, Jayne Cobb focused on his workout routine. That's Pluto and Capricorn together. They've got a one-track mind aimed straight at success, and ain't nothin' gonna veer them off course. They're like River when she sees a can of beans – absolutely relentless! Now, here's the catch. These two are so darn intent on reaching their goals that they could leave Serenity faster than a hasty shuttle launch if it meant getting what they want. This might lead to you acting more like Early than Shepherd Book, disregarding the feelings and perspectives of others. Y'all gotta remember, we're all part of the same crew here. Pluto, in its infinite wisdom, is suggesting we cut loose the cargo that’s weighing us down. Like, say, a stash of stolen Alliance goods? Just be careful with what you toss out of your life's airlock. You don't want to end up like Wash playing with those plastic dinosaurs, now do you? So, in conclusion, be like Kaylee fixing the engine - deliberate, meticulous, and always ready with a smile. And remember, no matter where you go — even if it's the distant, icy domain of Pluto — there you are.Current Planetary Aspects