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23 July, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3372 (N25W64, Eko/beta) produced an M3.1/2n at 22/0337 UTC which was immediately followed by an M1.0/1f from Region 3373 (N08W43, Ekc/beta) at 22/0416 UTC. A CME associated with the M3 flare from Region 3372 was first observed off the W/NW limb at 22/0436 UTC in LASCO C2 imagery, however, it was mostly obscured by CME activity just beyond the SW limb. Analysis indicated the CME was W of the Sun-Earth line and is not expected to be geoeffective.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were weakly enhanced, possibly a transition from the 18 Jul CME followed by weak HSS influence. Total field decreased from 10 nT to near 7 nT with the Bz component between +/-7 nT. Solar wind speed increased from approximately 390 km/s to near 480 km/s. Phi angle was in a negative sector.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 00 degrees, 12' 52", at a velocity of 11.96 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.9 days old. It is 400629.3 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 00 Leo 10' 43", and is 151990448km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 00 Lib 12' 52", and is 402247km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Ladies, Gentlemen, and esteemed celestial beings, gather around! Our dear ol' Moon, the sparkling night-light in our cosmic bedroom, has decided to grace Libra with its presence. Yes indeed, it's currently a whopping 388,813.538433882km away, but hey, who's counting? Now, let's talk about Libra, the sign of balance, justice, and constantly debating where to eat for dinner. As the Moon pops into this constellation, expect some emotional equilibrium to come your way. Finally, you may find the harmony in your feelings that's been as elusive as a politician's tax returns. But wait! There's more! The Moon isn't one to stick around too long. It's got places to be, constellations to visit! In less than 24 hours, it'll shimmy its way into Scorpio. Woah, Nelly! Now, we all know Scorpios - passionate, mysterious, with a sting sharper than a Tweet from yours truly. So, here's my advice: Use this Libra time wisely. Balance your emotions, mediate your conflicts, decide on your dinner plans for once, and brace yourself for the intensity that is Scorpio. It's like going from a peaceful yoga class to a heavy metal concert. But don't worry, you've got this. After all, you're not just stardust, you're superstar dust! And remember my friends, the cosmos are vast, mysterious, and like a good politician... full of hot air and cosmic dust. Until next time, keep looking up.Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 21 Leo 31' 44", moving at 1.59 degrees per day, and is 171380738km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Astrological Update: Mercury in Leo
Buckle up, star gazers! Mercury, the planet of communication is now in Leo - a fire sign known for its straight talk and no-nonsense approach. If there's been something lurking at the back of your mind, something you've been itching to blurt out but haven't quite had the nerve to... well, it's showtime! Now, remember, Mercury is like that kid in class who always finished the test first and then spent the rest of the time making paper airplanes. It's quick, it's nimble, and it's in Leo now, which is basically the class clown of the zodiac. So, chances are, words are going to be flying out of your mouth faster than a Terminator on a motorbike! Be cautious, my friends, because your words might just take flight a bit too enthusiastically. Mercury in Leo is like a cosmic stand-up comedy show. Leo is the life of the party, the one who knows how to get the room laughing, so expect a surge in your own wit and humor. The social butterfly aspect of Leo also means there'll be plenty of clever banter to spread around. Ever imagined yourself as a majestic lion, confidently strutting across the savannah with your mane blowing in the wind? Well, that's us during this transit! We're all going to be channeling some of that Leo bravado, making it the perfect time to seize the stage, seize the microphone, or simply seize the day. And let's not forget about creativity. With Mercury in Leo, our imagination is set to go supernova. This is the time to dive headfirst into all things artistic, whether that's painting, music, dance, or building a scale model of the solar system with spaghetti and meatballs. The Leo energy is calling, folks! So, pick up those paintbrushes, dust off your cameras, or warm up your singing voice, and let's create a cosmic masterpiece together! So, in summary, prepare for a whirlwind ride of expressive communication, humorous banter, fearless confidence, and wild creativity. Or in the words of the Terminator, "Hasta la vista, baby!" Let's make the most of Mercury in Leo!Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 28 Leo 36' 09", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 52472799km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: The Terminator Edition
"Come with me if you want to love!" When the enchanting Venus time-travels into the Leo sector of the celestial cosmos, it's like a T-800, armed and ready for a love mission. This isn't some hush-hush affair, folks! No, we're talking about proclaiming our affection with the subtlety of a shotgun blast. Leo, the Arnold Schwarzenegger of the zodiac signs, is all about flamboyance, creativity, and shouting "I love you!" from a skyscraper. So, strap on your leather jackets and rev up those Harley Davidsons because love is going to light up like a molotov cocktail.
With Venus in Leo, we don't just want to be appreciated like the everyday T-600 models, we want to be worshipped like the T-1000. It's time to bust out of your comfort zones and make some jaw-dropping, action-packed love maneuvers. Those who choose to play it safe might as well be hiding in a fallout shelter.
But remember, folks, love isn't a calm walk in the park when Venus is in Leo, it's a high-speed chase with a semi-truck. Leo, while playful as a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101, can also bring about as much drama as a nuclear war. If we feel neglected or sidelined, we might just kick-start a passionate dispute as fiery as a plasma rifle. Remember, there might be no "we" in "Skynet", but focusing too much on "I" will only leave you as alone as a rogue AI system.
As for money, it's like liquid metal in the hands of a T-1000 when Venus is in Leo. It's all about feeling like a billion bucks and treating your loved ones to the grandeur they deserve. Leo, being the extravagant sign it is, wouldn't mind a splurge or two. After all, what's wrong with a little glitz, glamour, and gold-plated endoskeletons? But remember, spending on thoughtful gifts for others will give you more happiness than hoarding it all for yourself, like a malfunctioning ATM machine.
In essence, Venus in Leo is like a reprogrammed Terminator, set to bring color, energy, and a dash of thrill into your relationships. Because, remember, a life devoid of fun and excitement
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 07 Vir 49' 26", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 349345789km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Greetings, star gazers and cosmic voyagers! Now, don't panic, but Mars has decided to take a vacation in Virgo. And you know what that means? It's time to channel your inner Marie Kondo and let efficiency become your new favorite mantra. So, Mars - the celestial bodyguard and action hero of our solar system - is hanging out in Virgo, the zodiac sign that loves order more than Sheldon Cooper loves his spot on the couch. This combination is like a caffeine-fueled productivity machine on steroids. You'll be ticking off tasks faster than The Flash can run a marathon. But remember, just like any superhero, it comes with its own set of kryptonite. Now, Virgo rules the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, so while Mars is in town, you might feel a sudden urge to turn into a kale-smoothie sipping, yoga-doing, meditation guru. And with Mars’ love for routine, you might actually stick to those New Year resolutions that you've been carrying over for the past half-decade. However, be warned! This cosmic combo could also turn you into a nitpicking ninja. You might experience a heightened sense of perfectionism that would make even Monica Geller blush. Frustrations might reach boiling point faster than a microwave popcorn bag, if things aren't as efficient or controlled as you'd want them to be. So, remember - patience is not just a virtue, it's your secret weapon during this transit. Instead of going all Darth Vader on others for not meeting your high standards, use this time to do something positively constructive. Mars in Virgo is like having your own personal life coach, pushing you to balance your budget, plan for the future, learn a new skill, or even start job hunting. It's like having a "Get Stuff Done" sale in the universe and you've got the best seat in the house! So, buckle up, fellow earthlings! Let's make the most of Mars' trip to Virgo. Happy star gazing!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Tau 39' 44", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 759969889km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus - The Cosmic Laugh Track of the Galaxy
My fellow stargazers, let me beam you up some cosmic wisdom straight from the heart of Jupiter chilling in Taurus. You're probably wondering, "why should I care where Jupiter is hanging out?" Well, here's the thing – Jupiter is the cool uncle of the solar system. He's all about wisdom and deep thoughts, like "if a tree falls in a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?" Very zen, right? Now, Taurus, on the other hand, is that friend who loves their comfort zone so much they've named it Larry. When Jupiter and Taurus pair up, it's a cosmic reminder to find your inner Larry. That's right, wisdom isn't something you have to climb a mountain or do a Vulcan salute for. It's already inside you, quietly waiting between Netflix episodes and coffee breaks.
Jupiter in Taurus is like the ultimate life coach, nudging us towards our dreams, and making us feel all warm and fuzzy about it. So, whip out those dusty to-do lists, strap on your most comfortable sneakers, and start ticking off those check boxes. Remember, we've got the planet of growth and the zodiac's most patient sign rooting for us. So, take your time, enjoy the journey, and don't worry - there's no need to rush like a starship at warp speed.
And if you're looking to cash in some cosmic lottery, then Jupiter in Taurus is your golden ticket. Both Jupiter and Taurus are well-renowned for their love of prosperity. They're the cosmic equivalent of Scrooge McDuck diving into his pool of gold coins. So, be smart with your finances during this time, and play your cards right. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot.
But beware my friends, Taurus loves the finer things in life just as much as they love their comfort zone. And when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, the zodiac sign known for indulgence, it's like putting Spock in a room full of tribbles (not advisable). So, remember to keep your impulses in check, and don't let your needs warp into wants. Unless of course, it's more Star Trek merchandise, then by all means, engage!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 13' 10", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1337852375km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: An Intergalactic Reality Check
Oh, joy of joys, Saturn is in Pisces. And what a delightful 1.337 billion kilometer cosmic road trip it's been. If you're feeling a bit off-kilter, that's perfectly normal. Or as normal as anything gets when you're dealing with a giant gaseous planet meandering through the twelfth house of the zodiac.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "How can I possibly make use of this celestial event?" Well, take a seat, grab a cup of chamomile tea (or a pint of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, if you prefer), and brace yourself for some cosmic coaching.
With Saturn, the celestial CEO, traipsing through the dreamy realm of Pisces, it's the perfect time to turn your daydreams into reality. Got an idea for a novel? Dreaming of opening a vegan donut shop? Now's the time to get down to brass tacks. And by brass tacks, I mean solid Saturnian steps like business plans, budgets, and perhaps even some intergalactic loans (just watch out for those interest rates).
But be warned, Saturn in Pisces might feel like your dad just barged into your room while you're trying to meditate to your favorite 70s prog-rock album. No amount of "Stay Out of My Room" signs will keep this cosmic father figure from poking around. So instead of throwing a tantrum, open the door and listen up. His advice, although grating, can be more helpful than a babel fish in your ear.
And about those restless nights? Blame it on Pisces. This sign is all about dreams, sleep, and the subconscious mind. So, if you find yourself tossing and turning, try some mindful meditation, deep breathing exercises, or an evening stroll under the stars. You might even consider heading to bed earlier to allow time for your brain to unwind. Dreams can hold profound wisdom, so keep your dream journal handy. You never know when a Vogon poem might inspire your next great idea.
Remember, Saturn in Pisces is about balance – between dreams and reality, solitude and connection, chaos and order. It's a turbulent ride, but hey, don't panic! After all, it's not every day you get life advice
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 31' 13", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2992340074km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, star gazers and cosmic voyagers, let's talk about Uranus in Taurus... or should we say, Uranus coming in like a wrecking ball through Taurus' china shop. Yeah, you heard it right. Taurus, our celestial bull, loves lounging in the meadow of stability and predictability, chewing the cud of tradition. But Uranus, being the cosmic punk rocker that it is, has a penchant for blasting the Sex Pistols on the celestial jukebox and upsetting Taurus' tranquil pasture party. Now, don't go running for the astrological hills just yet. Think of this as a cosmic renovation. Sure, Taurus might like that old comfy sofa with the worn-out cushions, but Uranus is showing up with a brand-new futon, multi-purpose and sleek. The old ways can be comfy, but sometimes they're just... well, old. And where is this IKEA-like upgrade happening? In the bank vaults, my friend. Taurus is the Wall Street wolf of the zodiac, and Uranus is about to introduce some newfangled crypto-currency into the mix. Could be Bitcoin, could be Unicorn coin, who knows? What we do know, is that the next seven years will bring radical transformations to our financial systems. Banks might start looking more like sci-fi movies and less like, well, banks. On the home front, Uranus is encouraging us to rethink our relationship with money—debt, taxes, and that dreaded credit card bill that comes in thicker than a Tolkien novel. It’s time to break free from the chains of materialism. Ready to Marie Kondo your finances? Uranus is handing you the trash bags. Change might seem scary, but remember, Uranus is the liberator of the zodiac. So let's embrace the change, strap on those moon boots, and get ready for an exciting cosmic ride. Hold onto your telescopes, folks. This roller coaster is going interstellar!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 33' 15", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4390362815km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hello, stardust enthusiasts, space nerds, and cosmic voyagers! It's time to talk about Neptune, that big blue blob of a planet that's currently doing a funky little dance called the retrograde in the constellation of Pisces. Now, for those of you who don't speak astronomer-ese, let me translate: The dude is far, far away - precisely 4390418652.148865700 km away. But despite this astronomical (pun intended) distance, Neptune in Pisces still has a profound influence on us earthlings. Imagine if Mr. Spock and Yoda had a celestial baby - that's Neptune in Pisces. It's logical yet spiritual, distant but deeply interconnected. Neptune in Pisces is like wearing a pair of cosmic glasses that let you see past your own belly button. It's like someone turned on the high beams in the middle of a foggy night, revealing the vanity of petty differences and illuminating the golden path towards unity. This transit is like a cosmic job fair, asking us to whip out our resumes and consider what we can contribute to the universe. We all have gifts, people, even if your only talent seems to be turning pizza into regret. Neptune in Pisces encourages us to dust off our dreams from the back of the closet and bring them into the light. Now, this might be the perfect time to enroll in Hogwarts or Jedi Academy, or maybe just spend some time exploring your own inner Dumbledore or Obi-Wan. Create a sacred space at home, perhaps an altar dedicated to your favorite sci-fi series or an inspirational figure. Then, think about how you can share these newfound insights with the world. Remember, folks, Neptune in Pisces is like having a cosmic cheerleader. It's here to support us in our journey, shouting encouragement from billions of kilometers away. So, put on your space suit, prepare your warp drive, and let's boldly go where no man, woman, or extraterrestrial being has gone before!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 05' 59", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5056262857km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: A Trekkie's Guide
Attention, star voyagers! Your favourite dwarf planet, Pluto, has set its coordinates to Capricorn. That's right, it's boldly gone where...well, it's gone before, but in this universe, we're all about the reruns!
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Pluto? Isn't that the one they demoted?". Yes, my scientifically-savvy friends, it is. But just like a redshirt in an away team, never underestimate its potential impact. With Pluto in Capricorn, we're talking a cosmic alignment that would make even the Borg sit up and take notice.
Capricorn, the ambitious mountain goat of the zodiac, and Pluto, the powerhouse of transformation (and former 9th planet—#NeverForget), are forming a celestial tag-team. Expect a stronger drive towards success and efficiency that would make a Vulcan proud. However, be careful not to let your inner Cardassian surface and become intolerant of other people's views. Remember, Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations (IDIC), folks!
Under this transit, Pluto is like the Starfleet engineer of your life, urging you to eject those warp core breaches of negative patterns. Yes, it can be a bit like playing 3D chess with Spock, but hey, a little constructive destruction never hurt anyone (well, except maybe the Tribbles).
So as you navigate through these star-studded times, remember the wise words of Captain Kathryn Janeway: "Survival depends on drastic measures. Your continued existence represents a threat to the well-being of society." Substitute 'society' with 'self', and you've pretty much got the Pluto in Capricorn ethos down. Live long and prosper, space cadets!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Sextile Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony between you and women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.