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24 July, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3373 (N09W57, Ekc/beta) produced a C9.9/1n flare at 23/0454 UTC, the largest of the period. Region 3376 (N23W39, Hsx/alpha) produced a C5.2/2f at 23/1444 UTC that had an associated CME off the NW limb at 23/1505 UTC. Initial modeling of the event combined with the filament eruption centered near N24E18 at 22/1558 UTC indicated a glancing blow early to midday on 27 Jul. Further analysis is pending.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were weakly enhanced during the period. Solar wind speed ranged from 390-484 km/s. Total field ranged from 5-7 nT while the Bz component was between +4/-6 nT. Phi was mostly negative.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 12 degrees, 15' 15", at a velocity of 12.13 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 5.8 days old. It is 397291.22 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 01 Leo 08' 01", and is 151976882km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 12 Lib 15' 15", and is 398869km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Alright, stargazers, let's talk about today's astronomical forecast. Brace yourselves, Earthlings, because the Moon has sidled up to Libra - and no, I'm not talking about your friendly neighborhood lawyer or a well-balanced scale. I'm talking celestial bodies here, people! Our lunar companion is approximately 399,080.925954670km away, give or take a few kilometers. That's roughly equivalent to 10 laps around the Earth's equator, or a journey from your fridge to the couch and back a staggering 49,881,365,595 times. Hope you have good walking shoes! Now, Moon in Libra generally means harmony and balance are going to be the soup du jour. But let's remember, this is the same moon that's been blamed for turning folks into werewolves and making cows jump over each other. So maybe take this "balance" thing with a grain of moon dust. The cosmic scales are tipping towards diplomacy and fairness, so it might be a good time to finally decide who gets the last slice of pizza in the fridge, or maybe negotiate peace treaties between warring socks lost in the abyss of the laundry basket. And if you're feeling a sudden urge to declutter your life, don't fight it. It's just the Libra energy nudging you to create a perfectly balanced living space. Just remember, you can't balance everything. If you try balancing your coffee mug on top of your cat... well, let's just say, the results won't be purr-fect. So get out there, soak up that Libra energy, and remember - the universe doesn't make mistakes. Except maybe for that one time when it put the Moon in charge of our tides and menstrual cycles. But hey, nobody's perfect!Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 23 Leo 06' 20", moving at 1.56 degrees per day, and is 169357573km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Greetings, fellow galactic voyagers! I’ve got some groovy news for you! The cosmic speedster, Mercury, has hitched a ride with the king of the jungle, Leo. Now, you might be wondering: how does a planet ride a lion? Well, in the same way that photons can be both particles and waves, my friends...it's all about perspective. Do you feel that? That’s the heat radiating off this celestial combo, urging you to release your inner lion! This isn’t the time to be a shrinking violet. No, no, no. It's time to strut into the center of the stage and let your roar be heard! Been suppressing some thoughts? Not anymore! This is your time to let it rip. Just remember, Mercury and Leo together are like an interstellar Red Bull - they give you wings but sometimes make you crash into walls. Be careful not to let your words fly faster than a shooting star, or you might end up in a black hole of awkward silence. Mercury in Leo is like a cosmic comedy club. With Leo’s knack for entertainment and Mercury’s quick wit, expect a lot of belly laughs and clever banter. You might even find yourself the star of the show! So, dust off those dad jokes, prepare those puns and don't shy away from sharing your humor with the universe. Feeling self-conscious? Pfft, forget about it! This is your time to shine brighter than the Andromeda galaxy! Leo’s confidence and Mercury’s communication skills are like a cosmic power-up. It's the perfect time to step up to the podium, be it at a conference, a karaoke night, or even a D&D game (Yes, Dungeon Master, I see you!) And let's not forget about creativity. When Mercury cruises through Leo, it's like a cosmic muse sprinkling stardust on us. Paintbrushes will dance, cameras will click, and who knows, you might even find yourself writing a sonnet about the mysteries of dark matter. Get ready to create, my friends! So, buckle up, fellow space travelers! With Mercury in Leo, we're in for a ride that's more thrilling than a trip through a wormhole. Let's enjoy it while it lasts because, as we know, nothing in this universe is permanent... except maybe those Pluto-is-a-planet debates.Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 28 Leo 34' 31", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 51691057km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Ah, the celestial dance continues, fellow stargazers! Our dear Venus, she's taken up temporary residence in Leo, almost 52 million kilometers away. And did I mention she's going retrograde? Oh, my circuits, it seems love is about to get a makeover, Star Wars style! When Venus glides into Leo, the space equivalent of Emperor Palpatine throwing a lavish gala on Coruscant, expect all things amour to take center stage. Be prepared to declare your affection with the bombast of a Wookiee roar, or maybe even a passionate lightsaber duel. But don't forget, my friends, jealousy is the path to the Dark Side. With Venus in Leo, we're not just happy to be liked, oh no. We want to be worshipped like a golden protocol droid on Tatooine. This isn't the time for hiding in the shadows like a sneaky Sith. Be bold, be brave! Stand out like a neon sign in Mos Eisley Cantina, but beware, those who play it safe might find themselves left behind faster than you can say "Kessel Run." Of course, love isn't always smooth sailing in this quadrant of the galaxy. Leo is like a playful Ewok one moment and a drama-filled Death Star the next. Feeling neglected? You may find yourself lashing out like a Rancor at feeding time. Let's not forget the wise words of Master Yoda: "In 'we', 'I' there is not." As for your galactic credits? Well, they're simply a means to an end now. Treat yourself, treat others, make it rain like you're on the forest moon of Endor. Go big, go flashy, go full-on Lando Calrissian style extravagance. Just remember, generosity, not selfishness, is the way of the Jedi. Venus in Leo is a time of vibrant colors, much like a rainbow of lightsabers clashing in harmony. It's a chance to supercharge your relationships faster than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive. And remember, a life without a pinch of fun and excitement is as dull as a droid without a personality chip! Enjoy the ride, and may the force be with you.Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 08 Vir 26' 26", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 350086872km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Greetings, celestial navigators! Buckle up because the Red Planet, our fiery friend Mars, has taken a detour through the meticulous constellation of Virgo. Now, you might be thinking, "What does that mean for me, O cosmic sage?" Well, let's break it down in terms that even Quark could understand. Mars, the interstellar equivalent of a double shot espresso, is all about action and drive. Think of it as your own personal warp drive, propelling you forward with a "let's get this done yesterday" attitude. Now, Virgo, on the other hand, is the Grand Master of Efficiency, always carrying around its trusty tricorder scanning for ways to streamline processes and improve everything around them. So, when Mars parks its spaceship in the Virgo sector, it's like Scotty himself is tuning up your engines and making sure everything is running at peak efficiency. Health-wise, this cosmic event might just inspire you to finally join that Klingon yoga class you've been eyeing, or to start adding some more vegetables from the hydroponics bay into your diet. The key here is routine. Just remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was Deep Space Nine. Now, it's not all sunsets on Risa. A word of warning: this planetary alignment could make you as critical as a Vulcan at a logic contest. Frustration levels could hit red alert if things aren't running as smoothly as you'd like. So, before you start a phaser fight, take a deep breath, count to ten in binary, and remember that not everyone works at Warp Speed. Instead of nitpicking like a Ferengi counting his latinum, use this time to focus on detailed tasks that need tackling. Got a budget that's messier than a Tribble infestation? Mars in Virgo will help you sort that out. Been putting off learning Klingon? There's no better time to start than now. In essence, Mars in Virgo is like having your own personal replicator. It's a time to get things done, improve yourself, and maybe even learn a new skill (like how to play the Vulcan lute). Just remember, keep your phasers set to stun, not kill, and you'll make the most of this celestial event. Live long and prosper, my friends!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Tau 47' 19", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 757742842km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Blake's 7 Style Horoscope:Jupiter's Joyride in Taurus
Alright star gazers, brace yourselves. Jupiter has decided to throw a party in Taurus' backyard, and trust me, it's going to be one for the cosmic books! Jupiter, that big ol’ king of wisdom, has parked its celestial RV in Taurus - the zodiac’s most resolute sign. Just imagine, if you will, a wise old guru deciding to take a vacation in the home of a stubborn yet incredibly patient bull. Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen!
It's a bit like when your eccentric uncle shows up unannounced, turns your life upside down with his wild stories and then leaves you with an odd sense of enlightenment. This is not about finding new wisdom, but rather realizing that you had it within you all along, buried beneath the Netflix binges and endless social media scrolling.
And did I mention the potential for prosperity? Jupiter is basically the Bill Gates of our solar system, and Taurus, well, Taurus loves the smell of fresh Benjamins in the morning. So, while Jupiter is playing Monopoly in Taurus' lavish mansion, there's a good chance some of that wealth may find its way to us mere mortals.
But remember folks, Taurus is also known for its hedonistic tendencies. When Jupiter, the planet of "more is more", teams up with Taurus, who never met a pleasure it didn't like, it's easy to succumb to extravagance. It's like having an all-access pass to Willy Wonka's factory; just remember what happened to Augustus Gloop. Don't let your desires become your downfall!
So, fellow stargazers, as Jupiter continues its joyride through Taurus, let's practice patience, tap into our inner wisdom, and maybe, just maybe, we can turn this cosmic event into our own personal prosperity parade.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 09' 57", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1336400960km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Quantum Quirks with Saturn in Pisces
Alright cosmic comrades, buckle up! The Universe's favourite ringed-planet-turned-life-coach, Saturn, has dipped its toes into the nebulous waters of Pisces. Saturn is currently hanging out about 1,336,450,754.83 kilometres away, give or take a few metres. And yes, I counted. Just kidding, I used math.
When Saturn saunters into Pisces, it’s like your brain suddenly decides to throw a wildly imaginative party that you're not quite sure you're ready for. Your mind may start drafting out blueprints for a solar-powered treehouse or a DIY spaceship made entirely of recycled materials. Don't worry, this isn’t an alien invasion; it's Saturn in Pisces - aka your celestial kick in the pants to tackle those dreams you’ve been shelving!
Now, having Saturn crashing through your subconscious door might feel like your parents unexpectedly dropping by your college dorm room. They mean well, but boy, can they cramp your style! When Saturn starts asking questions about your grand plans, resist the urge to post a "Keep Out" sign on your mental door. Instead, invite Saturn in, offer him a cup of cosmic tea and use his constructive criticism to refine your vision.
With all these planetary shenanigans going on, you might find yourself struggling to catch those Z's. When was the last time you had a bout of Saturn-induced insomnia? Exactly. So, here's a pro tip: channel your inner hippie. Meditate, commune with nature, breathe deeply, nap with a dream journal handy, or simply stare at a lava lamp until you drift off. This is a great time to cultivate inner peace and allow your mind to process all this celestial stimuli.
Remember, gang, when Saturn in Pisces pulls a Flash Gordon and dives into the unknown, it's not just about surviving the ride. It's about finding the humor, wisdom, and potential in the voyage. Happy stargazing!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 32' 57", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2989988824km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Oh, hello there! So, you're wondering about Uranus in Taurus, are ya? Well buckle up buttercup, because this is going to be a wild ride - a bit like me trying to ride a Segway. Steady, stable Taurus is about as thrilled with change as a cat is with a surprise bath. But guess what? Uranus is that unpredictable cousin who shows up uninvited to family dinners and starts food fights. You know, the one who thinks spicing up your predictable life is a blast! Now, Taurus is the Warren Buffet of the zodiac, all about the moolah. So, with Uranus crashing the party, expect some serious shake-ups in the world of finance. Who knows, by the time Uranus is done, we might be trading in Schrute bucks or Mars bars instead of dollars and cents. And let's get personal for a moment. Imagine money as that clingy ex you can't seem to shake off. Debt, taxes, rent, those pesky credit card interests – they're like incessant text messages at 3 am. "Where are you?" "Why don't you answer?" "Are you with another bank?" It's time to break free, my friend! Uranus is like that flamboyant life coach urging you to redefine your relationship with money and material possessions. Resist all you want, dig in your heels, but it's happening regardless. It's like trying to resist watching the next episode of Doctor Who, futile and frankly, why would you even try? But remember, just like that time you accidentally discovered you actually liked broccoli, these changes could lead us to a better place. Even if it feels like trying to teach a Dalek to love, the outcome could be a more stable future for you. So, embrace the chaos, my cosmic comrades, and remember: change is the only constant, except for my love of puns. That's eternal.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 32' 32", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4388259030km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, hello there celestial star gazers! As your nerdy, tie-dye-wearing astrologer, I'd like to talk about our distant buddy Neptune today. Yes, you heard it right! It's in Pisces and boy, is it having a water-logged party or what? Now, with Neptune being a whopping 4,388,314,239.26 kilometers away (yeah, you thought your long-distance relationship was tough), and currently playing the retrograde game, you might think that it wouldn't affect us much. But, oh boy, is that a wrong assumption! Neptune's cozying up in Pisces is like having a VIP pass to the psychic realm. It's like getting those ultra-strong prescription glasses when you've been squinting for years. Suddenly, things become crystal clear. Petty differences? Pfft, who cares about them anymore! They're as irrelevant as socks in flip-flops. This cosmic combo of Neptune and Pisces is like a cosmic call-to-action, urging each one of us to bring our unique gifts to the table. You know those weird dreams you have? The ones where you're a unicorn training a squad of squirrels? Well, it's time to channel that creativity into something productive. Feeling a spiritual itch? Well, now is the perfect time to scratch it. Start that meditation course you've been putting off or turn that dusty corner of your room into a personal sanctuary - just remember to dust it first, we don't want any cosmic sneezes. But don't just keep these revelations to yourself. Neptune in Pisces is like that encouraging friend who always has your back while karaoke singing. Share your experiences, your ideas, and yes, even your squirrel-training unicorn dreams. Remember, everyone, in this infinite universe, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of it all. So, let's make it fun, shall we?Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 04' 33", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5056446606km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: The Cosmic Council's Version of Spring Cleaning
Well folks, Pluto’s taken up residence in Capricorn and if you're a Stargate fan like me, you might be thinking, "Isn't that like putting Teal’c in charge of the SGC Christmas party?" And you wouldn’t be far off. It’s the universe’s version of a strict schoolmaster moving into your carefree, hippy commune. Think less flower crowns, more tax returns.
Now, don't panic. There's no need to start searching for a wormhole out of here just yet. Yes, both Pluto and Capricorn are as focused on success as Daniel Jackson is on ancient artifacts, but that doesn't mean we can't find a way to work with them. They’re not exactly the life of the party - more like the ones doing the dishes and making sure everyone gets home okay. But hey, those guys are important too, right?
Let's not forget, though, that with their powers combined, they have a tendency to toss compassion out the window faster than a Goa'uld can say, "I am your god." Be mindful of this. Remember O'Neill's patience with Teal'c's cultural faux pas? Channel that when dealing with differing opinions. We're all in this cosmic journey together after all.
Pluto's visit in Capricorn is like the universe telling us it's time for a bit of cosmic spring cleaning. It's asking us to ditch those unnecessary negative patterns. You know the ones I mean - like how we always eat that second piece of cake we don’t really want, or procrastinate until the last possible second.
But don't go burning down your life like it's a System Lord mothership just yet. As Samantha Carter would say, "Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle." Translation? Be intentional about what you destroy in your life to make room for new growth. Spring cleaning doesn't mean tossing everything out, just the stuff that doesn't serve you anymore.
So, embrace the Pluto Capricorn vibe. Let's do some cosmic decluttering and remember to show the same patience with others that we would a Jaffa learning to celebrate Christmas. Good luck, Space Travelers!
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