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25 July, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3372 (N24W91, Hsx/Alpha) rotated mostly out of view, making proper classification impossible, and produced a C9.1 flare at 24/0021 UTC and a C8.5 flare at 24/0543 UTC. Region 3379 (N14E05, Dko/Beta) developed negative polarity trailing spots this period as it produced a C8.4 flare at 24/0021 UTC. Regions 3382 (N19E10, Hsx/Alpha) and 3383 (N14E20, Axx/Alpha) were numbered this period, but were otherwise unremarkable. Region 3380 (S11E54, Cao/Beta) continued to rotate into view, suggesting that a separate, not yet numbered spot group is trailing it, and produced low level C-class flare activity.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were somewhat enhanced, likely due to negative polarity CH HSS influences. Total field primarily ranged 5-7 nT, the Bz component was +/- 6 nT with no prolonged, significant deflections, and wind speeds averaged between ~400 to ~470 Km/s. Phi was predominantly in a negative solar sector
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 24 degrees, 30' 21", at a velocity of 12.39 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.8 days old. It is 393261.45 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 02 Leo 05' 19", and is 151962567km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 24 Lib 30' 21", and is 394480km away and approaching.Moon Is In Libra
Well, well, well, look who's decided to make an appearance. It's the Moon, just casually strolling into Libra like it owns the joint. Now, I don't know about you, but when I'm about 394,745 kilometers away from anything, I tend not to be so presumptuous. But hey, that's just me. The Moon, being the cosmic diva that she is, won't be hanging out in Libra for long though. No, sir! She's got her sights set on Scorpio. Just picture it: the Moon, all dolled up and ready to mingle, heading into the cosmic party that is Scorpio. It's like a high school dance, but with way more gravity and fewer awkward slow dances. So what does this mean for you? Well, as the Moon flirts her way from Libra to Scorpio, you might find yourself reflecting on the balance in your life. Libra loves harmony and fairness, and Scorpio? Well, Scorpio likes to dig deep, to get to the heart of things. So you might find yourself delving into some serious introspection, digging up old memories like a kid with a new shovel. Just remember, life isn't all about cosmic balance sheets and emotional archaeology. Sometimes, it's about sitting back and watching the cosmic soap opera unfold. After all, we're just tiny specks on a floating rock in the vast expanse of the universe. Might as well enjoy the show!Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 24 Leo 39' 04", moving at 1.53 degrees per day, and is 167311464km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Well, hello there, you celestial connoisseurs! We've got quite a cosmic spectacle brewing up in the star-lit theatre above. Guess what? Our favourite little speedster Mercury has just taken a detour into the flamboyant neighbourhood of Leo. Now if that doesn't set the celestial jukebox playing, I don't know what will! Mercury, being the chatterbox of the galaxy, and Leo, the dramatic showstopper, make for quite the interstellar duo. It's like a cosmic comedy club up there, folks! If you've been feeling like a mime trapped in an invisible box, now is your chance to burst out and let your voice echo across the universe. Just a wee bit of caution though, with Mercury's speed and Leo's expressiveness, your words might escape faster than a photon racing from a black hole. With Mercury in Leo, it's showtime! The spotlight's on you, and it's time to strut your stuff like the grand Lion on a savannah catwalk. Been dreading that speech you're supposed to give? Well, worry not because you'll be spitting fire like a dragon with a belly full of jalapenos. Remember, the stage is yours, so make every word count. But wait, there's more! This celestial alignment's not all talk, no action. It’s like a cosmic muse sprinkling fairy dust of creativity. Time to unleash the Picasso within you, my friends. Dust off your paintbrushes, tune your guitars, get that camera rolling; there's a creative tsunami headed your way! Can you feel it? So buckle up, space cadets! With Mercury in Leo, it's time to turn up the volume, express yourself, and paint the town red... or any color you fancy, really. Now off you go, conquer the cosmos one star at a time!Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 28 Leo 30' 31", moving backwards at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 50935625km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up and prepare for a celestial roller coaster ride because Venus, our favorite love guru, has just strutted into Leo’s extravagant party, and she's donning her sparkliest attire yet. Ooh la la! You see, when Venus enters Leo’s domain, the universe is basically turning up the volume on every romantic movie soundtrack ever created! It's like that moment when John Cusack held the boombox over his head in "Say Anything," but instead of Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes," it's blasting Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now." Now, my star-crossed friends, keep in mind that under Leo's influence, Venus isn't just interested in love – oh no, she wants to be completely, utterly, absurdly adored. It’s time to break out your boldest moves. This ain't no time for half-hearted "u up?" texts. You better be writing sonnets, serenading under windows, or at the very least, sending some passionately punctuated emojis (we're talking fire, heart, and lion, people!). But beware, fellow stargazers, for Leo also carries the badge of drama. If you feel your spotlight is being encroached upon, you may find yourself channeling your inner diva and starting arguments just to take center stage. Remember, just because there's a Leo in the house doesn't mean everyone else has to be an audience member. Love is a two-player game, not a solo show. Venus in Leo also sees money as a tool for spectacle, creating a cosmic shopping spree. Think Liberace meets Bill Gates. Yes, it's fun to shower ourselves in the glitz and glam, but remember, Leo's true joy comes from generosity. So, splurge on those you adore and make it rain with love. Remember, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic carnival – an explosion of color, excitement, and passion. It's a wild ride, but hey, isn't that what makes life worth living? So, throw caution to the wind, embrace the flamboyance, and let your love roar!Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 09 Vir 03' 29", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 350819212km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Beam Me Up, Virgo!
Pop the celestial champagne folks, because Mars just checked into Hotel Virgo! And let me tell you, this isn't a leisurely vacation. Oh no, Mars didn't pack a Hawaiian shirt and flip flops; Mars is here in a business suit and a briefcase full of to-do lists. You know how people say, "Work smarter, not harder"? Well, that's Mars' mission statement during its stay in Virgo. Efficiency is the name of the game, and procrastination has been booted out the airlock.
And let's not forget that Virgo is the Martha Stewart of the zodiac, ruling over health and self-improvement. So, don't be surprised if you suddenly have an urge to join a Pilates class, start a Keto diet or, heaven forbid, actually use that meditation app you downloaded ages ago. Routine is Mars in Virgo’s best friend, so whatever wellness plan you conjure up now has a fighting chance to stick around longer than your last doomed New Year’s resolution.
But beware, my starry-eyed friends! Mars in Virgo can also be like that annoying friend who points out every little mistake you make. So, before you start criticizing your barista for not making your latte 'just so', remember to channel that energy into something more productive. Trust me, you don’t want to be known as the 'Nitpick Nebula'.
Instead of turning into a cosmic critique machine, take advantage of this transit to tackle those tasks that require precision and focus. Balance the heck out of your budget, plan for your future like a pro, pick up a new skill or even job hunt - you've got Mars in Virgo backing you up! There’s never been a better time for tackling personal business or launching a project. So, go forth and conquer, my star warriors!
Remember, we're all just stardust cruising through the cosmos on a giant rock. So, while Mars is busy making Virgo its temporary home, let's make the most of it. Embrace the energy, laugh at the chaos, and always keep reaching for the stars!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Tau 54' 45", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 755509178km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus
Alright, you space nerds, gather 'round because we're taking a cosmic road trip to the delightful combination of Jupiter - Mr. Wisdom himself - and Taurus - our favorite celestial couch potato. The best part? We don't even need to leave the comfort of our own homes! Isn't technology grand?
Now, when these two titans of the cosmos decide to share the same slice of celestial real estate, it's like your favorite Netflix series releasing a new season - binge-worthy enlightenment! You see, Jupiter is out here, playing the role of that wise old hermit in the mountains, constantly reminding us that we already possess all the answers we seek. They're just playing an eternal game of hide and seek in the hustle and bustle of our lives. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to hit pause on all distractions and tap into our inner Yoda. The Force has been with us all along, folks!
Wondering how you could possibly make significant strides towards your dreams? Well, with Jupiter in Taurus, it’s like having a motivational speaker and a personal organizational guru rolled into one. It's time to whip out those planners, create to-do lists that would make the most obsessive-compulsive person proud, and start ticking off those tasks! Let the bull-headed determination of Taurus and Jupiter's growth spurt energy fuel your journey towards success.
Brace yourselves, because this cosmic duo is also synonymous with prosperity. Jupiter’s basically the Oprah of planets – you get good luck! And you get good fortune! While Taurus is busy making it rain with wealth and money. So, grab your financial calculators, it’s time for some cosmic accounting!
But, remember folks, Taurus is a sign that loves the good life and doesn't quite understand the concept of "no". Like a kid in a candy store during the Jupiter in Taurus transit, we might find ourselves confusing needs with wants. So, be careful not to overindulge, or you might wake up with a cosmic sugar crash.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 06' 39", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1334985586km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Interstellar Interventions: Saturn's Sleepover in Pisces
Alright, folks! Grab your cosmic popcorn and settle in because the celestial version of 'Parent Trap' is in full swing. Our friendly neighborhood taskmaster, Saturn, currently 1335034121.587333918km away (give or take a few thousand meters), has ditched its usual Capricorn crib and is crashing at Pisces' dreamy pad for a bit. Retrograde much? Anyway, it's like inviting your strict, no-nonsense uncle to a meditation retreat. Hilarious, right?
Saturn in Pisces, my starry-eyed dreamers, is the universe's way of saying it's time for some serious soul-searching. Ever daydreamed about being a best-selling author or owning the hippest vegan café in town? Well, now's the time to channel those dreams into a legit business plan. Think of Saturn as that annoying yet insightful life coach who won't quit until you're living your best life. Not so bad when you put it that way, huh?
Warning alert though! Saturn in Pisces might ruffle some feathers and not in a good way. Imagine Saturn, with its rings all a-jangle, nosing around your cherished dreams. It's like having your privacy settings hacked by the universe's ultimate dad figure. But before you throw a cosmic tantrum, remember, Saturn's not here to ruin your zen. It's just trying to help you turn your dreams into reality. So, open the door, invite the old man in, and listen. He might just have some stellar advice up his astrological sleeve.
Now, all this Piscean energy can make us feel like we've had too much cosmic caffeine, leading to restlessness, anxiety, and sleepless nights. Solution? Embrace your inner hippie! Meditate, walk barefoot in the forest, breathe like you've discovered oxygen, and nap like a cat (dream journal on standby!). And, for the love of all things cosmic, get some proper shuteye. A well-rested mind is a fertile ground for Saturn's wisdom seeds.
So, whether you're ready or not, Saturn's in the Pisces house, and it's time for a celestial spring clean. Sure, it might feel like a cosmic comedy, but remember, even the universe has a sense of humor. Now, let
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 34' 39", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2987622715km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: The Galactic Shake-Up
Well, folks, strap on your astrological seat belts because Uranus, that rebellious teenager of the solar system, has decided to crash land into Taurus' ever-so-stable backyard. I can hear Taurus now, grumbling in its Darth Vader voice, "Uranus, I am your father... Why must you disturb my peace?" Ah, the drama of the cosmos!
Taurus, the celestial embodiment of 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it', is about to get a rude awakening. Uranus is all about change, innovation, and the occasional cosmic facepalm. Your favorite pair of comfy slippers? Gone. Your reliable old toaster that only burns the toast half the time? Out of here. Uranus is here to shake things up and it doesn't care if Taurus isn't ready for it.
Now, as you know, Taurus is no slouch when it comes to handling the Benjamins. It's got a bull's nose for cash. But with Uranus setting up shop, we're in for some serious monetary revolution. We're talking Bitcoin on steroids, folks! Banks might as well start playing the Imperial March, because they could be facing their own Death Star-sized transformation. And let’s not even get started on the stock markets – let's just say, it's going to be like a Wookiee at a hair salon.
On a personal note, this celestial shake-up is all about breaking away from monetary chains. Debt, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages – Uranus is here to wield its lightsaber and free us from these financial Sith Lords. You might feel overwhelmed by the weight of your material possessions, like you’re carrying Yoda on your back through a Dagobah swamp. But don't worry, Uranus in Taurus is here to help us navigate the swamp and find our inner Force.
So, whether you like it or not, it's time for change. Resisting is futile, and probably as effective as telling a stormtrooper to aim better. Embrace the shifts coming your way. Remember, Uranus' changes might feel like a disturbance in the Force now, but they could lead us to a galaxy of greater stability and freedom. May the Force (and Uranus) be with you!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 31' 47", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4386179349km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, folks, Neptune's done it again. That big blue gas ball is spinning its way through Pisces, like a cosmic disco dancer twirling in a psychedelic sea of stars. Who needs GPS when you've got 4.4 billion kilometers of celestial navigation? Neptune in Pisces is less like a firm handshake and more like a group hug with the universe. It's as though you've walked into a spiritual Costco and everything's in bulk - emotions, connections, dreams...even contradictions are on a BOGO sale. Suddenly, all those petty differences seem about as important as deciding between two identical pairs of socks on a Monday morning. The desire to unify becomes the golden ticket, and much like Charlie in that chocolate factory, we're all a bit overwhelmed, but excited for the journey. Now's the time to ask not what your galaxy can do for you, but what you can do for your galaxy. Got a gift? A brilliant idea that could change the world? A dream so vivid it could be in 4K? Neptune in Pisces is practically handing you the celestial microphone and saying, "Your TED Talk starts now." This transit is also the perfect excuse to go full-on hippie. Embrace that spiritual path that's been calling to you like a cosmic phone ringing off the hook. Set up that altar space at home and connect with the sacred, like your own personal hotline to the divine. But remember, this isn’t only about your spiritual journey, it’s also about sharing the love. Imagine if the Beatles kept all their tunes to themselves because they were too shy? Don't let your light stay under the bushel, my friends. And remember, Neptune in Pisces is here to back you up, like a cosmic cheerleader with pom-poms made of stardust. So, tune into that frequency, answer the call, and let's make this universe a better place, one star at a time.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 03' 08", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5056674078km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings Starfleet cadets, time for a cosmic check-in. Dust off those telescopes, we've got Pluto in Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Pluto not a planet anymore?" To which I reply, "It's complicated, but yes and no." But for our purposes today, Pluto is as much a planet as I am a fan of 60s psychedelic rock - which is to say, significantly. Pluto and Capricorn are like Kirk and Spock. They're both oriented towards success and power – a classic captain and first officer dynamic. But remember, folks, even in the vacuum of space, it's not all about warp speed and photon torpedoes. During this transit, our compassion for others' viewpoints might get sucked out the airlock because Pluto and Capricorn are all about the results. They're like a pair of Vulcans, logic over emotions. So don't be that guy on the away team, the one who gets vaporized because he couldn't see past his own phaser. Embrace the diversity of the Federation. Heck, maybe even listen to a Klingon opera or two. Now, let’s talk transformation. Pluto likes a good purge, like shedding your Starfleet uniform for some local alien garb. It wants us to jettison the red shirts of habits that aren't working for us. Sure, that might mean some constructive destruction. Maybe you need to jettison your self-doubt into a black hole, or set phasers to stun on your procrastination. Just remember, be as deliberate as Picard ordering Earl Grey tea when deciding what to destroy as you create. So, cadets, keep your sensors scanning and your minds open. And remember, even in the far reaches of the cosmos, it's important to stay grounded...like a humpback whale in the 23rd century. Engage!Current Planetary Aspects