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27 July, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels due to low level M-class flares. Region 3376 (N23W82, Dao/Beta) was the culprit for the majority of the activity to include several C-class and M-class flares as it neared the NW limb. The largest flare was an M4.6 at 26/1037 UTC. Region 3380 (S11E25, Cso/Beta) grew in overall length slightly and produced multiple C-class flares - the largest being a C9.1/2F flare at 26/0517 UTC. New Regions 3385 (S16W16, Cao/beta) and 3386 (N11E60, Dao/beta) were numbered, but but were otherwise unremarkable. All other spot groups exhibited little change. No new Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters indicated CME passage, likely from the event(s) of 23 Jul. Total field peaked early in the period at 13 nT. During this time the Bz component of the IMF underwent a sustained southward deflection of up to -13 nT. Since that time period total field has decreased to 6-7 nT and Bz has been at or near neutral. Wind speeds increased steadily over the course of the period, climbing from ~490 Km/s to ~550 Km/s. Phi was predominantly negative until ~1600 UTC, when it switched to a more neutral orientation.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 19 degrees, 58' 41", at a velocity of 13.14 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. It is 383858.65 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 03 Leo 59' 57", and is 151931854km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 19 Sco 58' 41", and is 383273km away and approaching.Moon Is In Scorpio
Greetings, star gazers and cosmic adventurers! Get ready to buckle up your metaphorical astro-belts because we're diving deep into the cosmic soup today. Yes, my friends, the moon is currently vacationing in Scorpio and she's packed her suitcase full of emotional intensity and transformational energy. Now, let's get this straight, the moon isn't just casually strolling through Scorpio like it's a Sunday farmer's market. Oh no! It's more like the moon is doing a deep-sea expedition in the mysterious waters of Scorpio, 383610.416511145km away from your local grocery store. That's right, the moon isn't exactly going for a pint of milk here. So, what does this mean for you? Well, besides the fact that you might feel an urge to solve unsolved mysteries, binge-watch crime documentaries, or question the meaning of existence while eating cereal - you'll also be feeling all the feels. And I mean ALL of them. Seriously, even feelings you didn't know you had will come out of hiding like a shy turtle peeking out from its shell. But fear not, brave cosmic voyagers! Because in the next 24 hours, our lovely lunar friend will pack up her emotional baggage and hitch a ride to Sagittarius, the celestial centaur. And let me tell you, Sagittarius knows how to have a good time. It's like going from a deep introspective therapy session straight to a cosmic party with alien DJs. So, prepare yourselves for the emotional rollercoaster ahead. Remember to keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times, keep breathing, and for goodness sake, don't forget to enjoy the ride! Because as we space nerds like to say - you're not just in the universe, the universe is in you. Peace out, star children!Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 27 Leo 38' 53", moving at 1.47 degrees per day, and is 163160366km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
"Houston, we have a situation. Mercury has slipped into Leo, and we're all in for a cosmic ride faster than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive. This is not a drill, folks! The planet of communication and the king of the jungle are hanging out, and they're about to turn up the volume on our lives. Now, when I say 'turn up the volume,' I mean we're talking about Spinal Tap levels of 11 here. They're teaming up to give us all a shot of cosmic caffeine that's going to make us bolder than Luke Skywalker at a Death Star demolition party. Got something you've been dying to say? Well, my fellow earthlings, it's time to crank up your communicative courage and let your words fly like E.T. on a bicycle across the moon! Mercury in Leo is like being given the universal remote to entertainment. Leo is the Mick Jagger of the zodiac, so expect your days to be full of witty repartee and laughter that'll make even the grumpiest Klingon crack a smile. Leo's got the confidence of Captain Kirk, all golden mane and swagger. So, prepare to strut your stuff, and take the stage with all the bravado of a seasoned stand-up comedian or a Nobel Prize-winning physicist giving a TED talk. Have you been procrastinating about that public speaking engagement? Well, with Mercury in Leo, it's high time to teleport onto that stage and beam your message out to the universe! What's more, this cosmic alignment might just kickstart your creative juices. Think of it as a cosmic defibrillator for your inner artist. The passion and enthusiasm of Leo combined with the intellectual prowess of Mercury might just have you dusting off those paintbrushes or recalibrating your camera for a creative endeavor. So, whether you're writing your first science fiction novel or inventing the next groundbreaking technology, there's no better time than now. In the immortal words of E.T., 'Be good.' Or better yet, be great! With Mercury in Leo, it's time to let your creativity shine brighter than a supernova. Remember, the sky isn't the limit; it's just the beginning!"Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 28 Leo 15' 22", moving backwards at 0.17 degrees per day, and is 49508680km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo
Alright, smegheads, listen up! Venus, that shining beacon of love and beauty, has decided to park itself in Leo, the zodiac's dramatic superstar. Now, if you think this is going to be a subtle affair, you're more clueless than a GELF with a Rubik's cube. We're talking love broadcasted louder than Lister's curry-induced flatulence, mate!
Under this cosmic influence, nobody wants a simple pat on the back. No, they want full-blown adoration, perhaps even a parade in their honor. This is the time to make grand gestures, so if you're planning on playing it safe, prepare to be as ignored as Rimmer's Risk strategies.
But let's not forget, love isn't all sunshine and glittery unicorns during Venus in Leo. It can be as fiery and unpredictable as a malfunctioning skutter. If you feel like you're not getting the attention you deserve, you might just pull a Rimmer and start an argument for the sake of being the centre of attention again. Just remember, there's no "i" in "we," but there's definitely one in "smeg."
Now onto the topic of moolah. With Venus in Leo, money is merely a tool to make everything around you shine brighter than a polished Jupiter Mining Corporation insignia. Leo loves a bit of sparkle and splendour, so don't be surprised if you're tempted to splurge a bit during this transit. But remember, this sign is as generous as Lister's waistline, and spending money on thoughtful gifts for others will bring you more joy than a vindaloo on a Friday night.
Venus in Leo is a vibrant time that can give your relationships a jump-start akin to Kryten's cleaning schedules. It's a reminder that life without a dash of fun and excitement is as dull as watching paint dry on Starbug.
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 10 Vir 17' 43", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 352257707km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Calling All Earthlings: Mars is in Virgo!
So, strap on your cosmic seatbelts because Mars, the planet of action and motivation, has just pulled into Virgo station. Imagine if Mars was a rockstar on tour, Virgo is like its backstage crew, ensuring everything runs smoothly and on time.
Now, I know Mars is about 352 million kilometers away, but trust me, this cosmic combo can have a real impact on your daily life, folks! Just picture Mars, the fiery planet of "let's do this," huddling up with Virgo, the celestial sign of "let's do this right." It's like they're forming an interstellar productivity task force up there!
Virgo, the meticulous manager of the Zodiac, rules our 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, which means during this celestial event we might find ourselves suddenly inspired to take up yoga, try out that vegan diet, or finally organize our sock drawer by color and pattern. And because Mars in Virgo is a bit of a stickler for routine, chances are good that whatever healthy habits you start now will stick around longer than your last houseplant (may it rest in peace).
But be aware, my friends, this cosmic partnership isn't all rainbows and chakra alignments. The downside? Virgo's perfectionism and Mars' assertiveness could turn us into over-caffeinated nitpickers. Tensions might simmer and bubble over if we find ourselves frustrated by inefficiency or a lack of control. We might also turn into our own worst critics, obsessing over every microscopic flaw. But hey, let’s not forget that Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither were you, so cut yourself some slack, okay?
Instead of turning into a cosmic Karen, let's use this productive period to focus on tasks that need that extra Virgo precision. Mars in Virgo is the perfect time to balance your budget, plan for the future, learn a new skill, or start a job hunt. There’s no better time for taking care of personal business or launching a project than when Mars is in Virgo. So grab your to-do list and make the most of this planetary productivity boost!
Remember my cosmic companions, every moment is a good moment to reach for the stars… except maybe when you're driving. Safety first, people!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 09' 10", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 751023932km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
EXTERMINATE the Mundane: Jupiter is in Taurus
Greetings, dear earthlings! I come bearing interstellar news! Your beloved planet Jupiter, aka the cosmic guru of wisdom (doesn't quite fit in with the Daleks, does it?), has decided to make a pit stop in the realm of Taurus, the zodiac’s most stubbornly still sign. Brace yourself for the collision of deep contemplation and unparalleled patience.
Now, I know, you're thinking, "Daleks don't meditate!" But when Jupiter and Taurus team up, they conjure a spiritual energy that even Daleks can't ignore! This celestial transit is practically shouting (in a very polite, soft-spoken way, mind you), "The wisdom you seek is not out there in the cosmos, but within you! Don't let your EXTERMINATE-ing distract you!"
But fret not, this isn't all about inner peace and tranquility! Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic green light for your dreams and long-term goals. Energized by Jupiter's expansive ambition and Taurus' relentless determination, it’s time to dust off those half-forgotten to-do lists and start checking items off, one by one. After all, even Daleks need to keep their spaceship tidy!
And now for the juicy part. Jupiter, the planet of good luck and fortune – the kind Daleks would love to EXTERMINATE – is cozying up with Taurus, the sign of wealth and bling. The result? This celestial transit could be your ticket to the big time, financially speaking. So dig out those old bank statements and start planning your path to galactic riches!
But beware, dear earthlings! Taurus loves the finer things in life and is known to overindulge. Throw Jupiter, the planet of expansion, into the mix and you might find yourself mistaking needs for wants, and splurging on unnecessary space gear. Keep a watchful eye on your impulses during this transit - or you might be left shouting "EXTERMINATE!" at your dwindling bank balance.
In short, strap in and prepare for a ride through the cosmos that could bring you wisdom, success, and potential prosperity. Just remember to keep your Dalek-like tendencies in check - use this time to grow, not to EXTERMINATE!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 59' 51", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1332264762km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: Cosmic Life Coaching 101
Alright, folks! I hope you've got your socks pulled up because Saturn, that old schoolmaster of the cosmos, has moonwalked into Pisces. This is like your stern but well-meaning principal barging into a dreamy art class. You can hear him grumble, "Put down those paintbrushes for a moment, kids, it's time to talk budgets and business plans!"
Now, I know what you're thinking, "But Astro-Nerd, I was just daydreaming about opening my own unicorn-themed vegan bakery." Well, keep that dream alive, my friend, because Saturn's transit in Pisces is all about making those daydreams a reality. But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day (or by unicorns). So, grab a notepad, and be ready for some cosmic coaching!
However, don't think this transit is going to be as easy as pie (even if that pie is an organic, vegan, gluten-free, unicorn-shaped delight). Saturn in Pisces might stir up some uncomfortable feelings, kind of like when you realize you've been singing out loud with your headphones on in public. So, while you're trying to shoo Saturn away like an unwanted, intergalactic door-to-door salesman, remember that he's just here to help you clean up your creative mess. So, open the door, welcome him in and maybe make him a cup of herbal tea.
And let's not forget, Pisces is all about sleep and dreams, right? So, while Saturn is busy rearranging your mental furniture, you might find yourself tossing and turning more than a pizza chef on a Saturday night. But hey, no worries! Just take that opportunity to meditate, go stargazing, or even treat yourself to a nap (but remember to have that dream journal handy!). It's all about finding your zen in the chaos.
So folks, as we navigate through this Saturn in Pisces transit, remember to listen to the wisdom of the stars. And always keep your sense of humor, because even the universe enjoys a good chuckle now and then!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 37' 54", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2982848472km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Hey star gazers, it's time to buckle up! Uranus, the celestial bad boy, has parked its cosmic caboose in Taurus, the zodiac sign that’s as chill as a hippie at a drum circle. Now, imagine that hippie getting an unexpected visit from a hyperactive, Star Trek-loving nerd hell-bent on discussing quantum mechanics. That's exactly what's happening in the heavens right now! Taurus, our celestial bovine buddy, would much rather graze calmly in its field of routine and stability. Unfortunately for Taurus, Uranus is about as subtle as a supernova and loves nothing more than shaking things up. It's like when you've finally settled into your favorite comfy chair with a good book, and then BAM! A flying saucer crashes into your living room. Same thing. On the money front - Taurus's home turf - Uranus's arrival is akin to an alien invasion. Expect some out-of-this-world changes in how we deal with our dough. We're talking cryptocurrency, digital banks, and maybe even trading in space rocks. Who knows? The only certainty is that the business-as-usual approach to money is about to be as outdated as a flip phone. But hey, don't panic! This isn't a sci-fi horror movie. Think of it as a cosmic reboot, a chance to break free from the Klingon death grip of debt, taxes, and credit card interest. It's a moment to seriously reconsider our attachment to material possessions. Like, do we really need that fifth pair of shoes, or that limited edition Spock figurine? (Okay, we might need Spock.) Remember folks, change is inevitable. Trying to resist Uranus's influence is like trying to teach a cat quantum physics. It's pointless and will likely end in scratches. If you embrace it, you might find yourself in a happier and more stable place. Kinda like the feeling when you finally understand the plot of 'Inception'. So, let's boldly go where no one has gone before! Uranus in Taurus is going to be one heck of a cosmic roller coaster ride! Beam me up, Scotty!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 30' 13", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4382094713km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well hello there, stargazers! As we twirl around on this cosmic disco ball called Earth, let's take a moment to focus our telescopes on our old friend Neptune, currently doing the backstroke in the Piscean pool. Yes, you heard it right! Neptune, the planet famous for its gassy charm and icy demeanor, is hanging out in Pisces, a good 4.38 billion kilometers away. And guess what? It's in retrograde, which in space terms means it’s moonwalking like MJ across the starry dance floor! Now, this celestial shuffle might seem insignificant, especially considering the fact that Neptune couldn't even be bothered to send us a postcard from its vacation in Pisces, but trust me, this has some profound implications for all of us. Neptune in Pisces is like getting a pair of spiritual x-ray goggles. Suddenly, all the superficial squabbles and differences between us seem as irrelevant as arguing over whether Star Trek or Star Wars is better. (We all know it's Doctor Who anyway.) The real treasure, the pure gold, lies in unity and co-operation. So, folks, it's time to channel your inner hippie and embrace the love! This astronomical alignment is also a call-to-action for everyone to roll up their sleeves and contribute towards a common goal. Whether your superpower is baking cosmic cupcakes or calculating quantum physics equations, there's a place for you in this galactic get-together. In the spirit of this transit, why not enroll in that meditation course you've been eyeing? Or perhaps, transform a corner of your house into a sacred space where you can commune with the divine, or at least, your favorite houseplant. Remember: sharing is caring. So, whatever insights and epiphanies you gain during this period, be sure to share them with the world, because Neptune in Pisces is all about being a cosmic cheerleader! So, buckle up, space cadets! This journey might be long (around 4.38 billion kilometers to be precise), but with Neptune leading the way, it promises to be one helluva ride!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 00' 17", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5057259874km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Punk Rocker of the Cosmos
Alright, stargazers, buckle up! We're about to go on a cosmic rollercoaster ride with Pluto, our tiny-yet-mighty dwarf planet, currently doing its rebel yell in the sign of Capricorn. If you're feeling a bit of an existential crisis brewing, blame it on these two celestial bad boys who are all about power and transformation.
Think of Pluto as the punk rocker of the cosmos, always ready to smash the status quo with its guitar of radical change. And Capricorn? Well, that's your no-nonsense manager, always striving for success, even if it has to step on a few toes. Or, in this case, planets. This dynamic duo is less 'peace and love' and more 'move or get trampled'. So, if you've been feeling like a cosmic bulldozer's coming at you, now you know why.
During this transit, you might find yourself turning into a bit of a celestial Scrooge. Empathy? Who needs that when there's power to be seized! But remember, folks, while power might make the universe go round (or at least, spin on its axis), kindness keeps it from imploding. So, try not to beam down intolerance rays towards others' ideas just because you're in cosmic boss mode.
And Pluto, bless its icy heart, is here to help us kick those no-good habits to the curb. Sure, it might feel like you're tearing down your own life, but think of it as cosmic renovation. You're just getting rid of the old, rusty parts to make way for some shiny new improvements. So, let's get out there and start swinging that cosmic sledgehammer!
Remember, folks, in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's for more coffee. Then, by all means, scream away!
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