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Solar activity was moderate. Region 3376 (N23, L=228) produced an M4.1 flare at 28/1558 UTC from just beyond the NW limb. Associated with the flare was a Type II radio sweep (550 km/s) and a CME first observed in SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery from the NW limb beginning at 28/1548 UTC. Modeling of the CME is in progress; however, given its location beyond the limb, an Earth-directed component is unlikely.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels with solar wind speed ranging from 356-418 km/s. Total field ranged from 5-7 nT while the Bz component was between +/-6 nT. Phi angle was predominantly positive.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 17 degrees, 13' 02", at a velocity of 14.12 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. It is 374311.02 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
The Sun
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 05 Leo 54' 36", and is 151898675km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon will change from Sagittarius to Capricorn in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 17 Sag 13' 02", and is 370903km away and approaching.Mercury
Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 00 Vir 31' 02", moving at 1.4 degrees per day, and is 158944636km away and approaching.
Alright, stargazers, grab your pocket protectors, because we're taking a cosmic journey 159053670.593288898km away (yes, the decimal is necessary) to our friend, Mercury, who has just moved into Virgo. And let me tell you, it's like watching Sheldon Cooper attending a Star Trek convention. Analytical skills are on point, words are sharper than Spock’s Vulcan salute, and bull-honky is about as welcome as a Tribble on the USS Enterprise.
Virgo, bless its little cosmic socks, is the Marie Kondo of the zodiac. It sparks joy from stripping out unnecessary information, so with Mercury touring through, our minds are about to become as streamlined as a Tesla Roadster in space. If you thought you were good at sorting out useful data before, just wait. You’ll be cutting through clutter like a lightsaber through butter.
Now, I know 'productivity' might sound as fun as breaking down Schrödinger's cat paradox on a Friday night, but hear me out. With Mercury in Virgo, you'll have the focus of Yoda levitating a X-wing. Dead-end ideas? Not on your watch. Circular conversations? Not any more. This planetary alignment is all about forward movement, baby.
But let's not forget, every transit has its asteroid belt. With Mercury in Virgo, we can get a tad... nitpicky. Like, Sheldon-Cooper-finding-an-inconsistency-in-a-1960s-Batman-comic level nitpicky. Our focus on faults can become so laser-like, we might start sounding like a bad review on Yelp. So, let's take a page out of Star Trek's book and remember, infinite diversity in infinite combinations. We're all flawed, beautiful stardust beings just trying to make sense of this crazy universe. So, speak kindly, share your wisdom, and may the force...er, Mercury in Virgo, be with you!
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 27 Leo 50' 37", moving backwards at 0.25 degrees per day, and is 48202195km away and approaching.
Hold onto your telescopes, star gazers! The vibrant Venus has shimmied her way into the fiery dance floor of Leo. This celestial tango is about as subtle as a supernova, and just as spectacular. We're not just talking love notes here, folks. We're talking sky-writing with sparklers and a twelve-piece marching band. Love under Venus in Leo is loud, proud, and refuses to be ignored!
With Venus in Leo, it's not enough to simply be 'liked'. Oh no, we're aiming for full-on worship territory here. Think adoration with a capital 'A'. It's a time to put on your astronaut helmet and take a leap of faith into the cosmos of love. Those who play it safe might find themselves floating in the zero-gravity zone of the sidelines.
But beware, my celestial navigators! Love isn't all stardust and moonbeams when Venus is in Leo. This Lion has a theatrical streak wider than the Milky Way and if they feel their spotlight is being stolen by a lesser celestial body, expect some cosmic catfights. Remember, while you might be the center of your own universe, you're also part of someone else's galaxy too. If you focus too much on your own planetary needs, you might just end up floating alone in the vacuum of space.
Money, while Venus is in Leo, is basically Monopoly currency. It's all about showing off your shiny nickels and dimes and making your loved ones feel like they've won the cosmic lottery. The Lion loves to dazzle, so don't be surprised if your budget starts to resemble NASA's. But remember, even though spoiling yourself with lunar lava lamps and gold-plated meteorites can be fun, sharing your cosmic wealth will bring you even more joy.
To put it in a nutshell, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic disco! It's a glittering, glamorous time that will re-energize your relationships and remind you that life without a dash of stardust and a splash of excitement is like a black hole – empty and dull. So get out there, dance like no one's watching, and let your love light shine!
Mars
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 11 Vir 32' 05", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 353661456km away and receding.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 23' 00", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 746517961km away and approaching.
Well, folks, Jupiter is back in Taurus and it's time to pop the cork on that champagne of wisdom within us. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Did I leave the oven on?" (which, by the way, you did) but also, "What does this mean for me?" Well, let me break it down for you.
Jupiter, our jovial giant, is cuddling up with Taurus, the cosmic couch potato. This isn't just a cute celestial sleepover; it's a reminder that the answers to life, the universe, and why you can't find your car keys are all inside you. It's like a spiritual treasure hunt, but instead of a rusty old chest, you find a glowing orb of inner peace (and hopefully also your car keys).
Now, Jupiter in Taurus is like having your favorite motivational speaker move into your living room. Get ready to make some goals, write some lists, and generally feel like you can conquer the world (or at least finish that knitting project). With Jupiter's love for growth and Taurus' stubborn determination, you're going to feel like a cosmic bulldozer, ready to plow through any obstacles in your way.
But hold onto your telescopes, fellow stargazers, because it's not all spiritual revelations and getting stuff done. Jupiter, the planet of 'go big or go home', is joining forces with Taurus, the zodiac's poster child for indulgence. This could lead to a dangerous game of "I want, therefore I need." So, remember to pace yourself and not blow your savings on a lifetime supply of artisanal cheese.
So, as Jupiter makes itself at home in Taurus, remember to tap into that dormant wisdom, harness your newfound productivity, and for the love of all things cosmic, keep an eye on your impulses. The cosmos may be infinite, but your bank account is not. Now, go turn off that oven!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 52' 48", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1329693295km away and approaching.
Alright cosmic voyagers, Saturn is in Pisces... again! I know, you thought you'd seen it all before. But just like a good episode of Star Trek, there's always a new twist to keep us on our toes. This celestial spectacle is happening 1,329,736,645.946907043km away (yes, I did the math - you're welcome). And Saturn has gone retrograde, which basically means it's taken a space U-turn and is now moonwalking across the cosmos.
Now, if you're picturing Saturn with a giant fish tail, you're not far off! Pisces, our resident dreamer, is hosting Saturn, the taskmaster of the solar system. It's kind of like inviting a strict librarian to a hippie commune. There's going to be some restructuring, yes, but also a lot of creative energy flowing. This is prime time to dust off those dreams you've shelved and get to work. Write that novel about ninja pandas! Start that organic kale farm! The cosmos is practically handing you a celestial to-do list.
But be warned, Saturn in Pisces might feel like having your diary read out loud on live radio. It's uncomfortable, it's exposing, and it's going to happen whether you like it or not. You can either hide under the covers screaming 'la la la' or, you can face the music and dance. Trust me, Saturn's tough love is worth more than all the gold-pressed latinum in the Ferengi Alliance.
And with all this hyper-awareness in the land of dreams, you might find sleep elusive. You might be thinking 'I'm tired but my brain won't stop planning an intergalactic peace treaty!' Don't panic. Just harness that insomniac energy into rejuvenating practices. Meditate, take moonlit walks, or try some deep-sea breathing exercises. Heck, even nap with a dream journal on standby. Make Leonard Nimoy proud and boldly go where your dreams dare to take you.
In conclusion, Saturn in Pisces is a cosmic whirlwind of constructive chaos. Embrace the challenge, chase your dreams, and remember: Resistance is futile!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 40' 60", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2978022398km away and approaching.
Alright, celestial enthusiasts, grab your favorite crystal and take a deep breath. Our friend Uranus, who's currently chilling at a comfy 2,978,096,522.158827305km away (give or take a few kilometers) is setting up camp in Taurus, the cosmic bull's territory. And let me tell you, it's like inviting a mad scientist to a country club – it's going to shake things up!
Taurus, bless its heart, is as steady and reliable as my old Commodore 64. It likes tradition, stability, and, most importantly, its money. And Uranus? Well, it's basically the celestial embodiment of "chaos is a ladder." So, you can imagine how this is going to turn out. It's like trying to mix oil and water, or Star Wars fans with Star Trek fans, it just doesn't go smoothly.
So, what can we expect from this interstellar rodeo? Well, in terms of our economy, think of it as a space-age overhaul. Everything from how we handle money to the structures of banking could get a Uranus-style shakeup. We might even see some innovative forms of currency pop up. Bitcoin, meet your cosmic cousin, UranusCoin!
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a free pass to financial freedom. All the ties that bind us – debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages, heck, even that monthly subscription to "Knitted Alien Sweaters Monthly" – are under Uranus' microscope now. It's time for us to reassess our relationship with material possessions. Are we owning our stuff, or is our stuff owning us?
Look, I know change can be scary. It's like suddenly realizing that Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore. But here's the kicker - resisting won't help. Uranus is the cosmic liberator, here to shake us out of our complacency. Like a software update, the changes might be inconvenient at first, but they're designed to make everything run smoother in the end. So buckle up, stargazers, we're in for a celestial bull run!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 28' 32", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4378113539km away and approaching.
Alright, Star Gazers! Gather 'round and lend me your ear holes because Neptune has set up shop in Pisces and it's time to get all kinds of emotional and spiritual. Now, don't go running for the hills just yet! These are "good vibes only" kind of emotions. Think of it like this: imagine if Spock from Star Trek had a love child with Bob Ross. That's the kind of zen we're aiming for here.
Neptune in Pisces is kind of like when your Wi-Fi suddenly boosts to the highest speed possible. You're downloading insights faster than a ravenous teenager downloads TikTok videos, and before you know it, you're seeing the world in high-definition spiritual clarity. All those little squabbles that seemed so important? They're about as significant now as whether or not Pluto is still classified as a planet (sorry Pluto, we still love you!).
Now, my fellow cosmic travelers, is the perfect time to tap into your inner geek and explore those spiritual curiosities you've been pushing to the back of your mental closet. Been thinking about learning tarot? Go for it! Got an itch to build a crystal grid in your living room? I say, why not! After all, who doesn’t want their home to resemble the inside of a magical geode?
Remember, Neptune in Pisces is like having your own personal Yoda, encouraging you to use the force of your emotional intelligence and share your unique perspective with the world. So, go ahead, let your inner-nerd light shine brighter than the Starship Enterprise navigating through a supernova. Embrace this celestial support and remember, in the wise words of the great Carl Sagan, "we're all made of star stuff." Now, go forth and spread those stellar vibes!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 57' 27", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5058019456km away and receding.
Alright space cadets, brace yourselves because Pluto, that tiny, frosty misfit of a planet – who I still believe in, by the way (you're still a planet to me, Pluto!) – is making big moves in Capricorn. And by "big moves" I mean it's slowly inching its way across the cosmos at the pace of a three-legged tortoise with a bad case of the Mondays. But hey, it's the journey, not the destination, right?
Now, Pluto and Capricorn are like the power couple of the zodiac - sort of like Batman and Robin, but with more determination and less spandex. They're both super focused, results-oriented, and definitely not here for any of your nonsense. So while they're teaming up, you might find your compassion for others' viewpoints taking a backseat faster than a greased-up photon torpedo. Just remember, nobody likes a know-it-all (except maybe Sheldon Cooper).
But here's the cool part: Pluto is all about transformation, it's like the Marie Kondo of the cosmos, urging us to let go of the things that no longer spark joy in our lives. Of course, there's a catch. You see, Pluto's idea of a spring clean involves a little bit of controlled demolition. So, when you're launching your old habits into the cosmic trash compactor, make sure it’s actually the junk you're tossing out, not your grandma's vintage Star Wars figurines. Trust me, you'll regret that one.
So gear up, stargazers. It's time to channel your inner Capricorn, embrace the chill of Pluto, and get to work. And remember, even when the universe feels as chaotic as the quantum realm, there's always room for a little laughter.
Peace, love, and proton particles!
Mercury
Mars