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4 August, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels due to an M2.0/Sf flare at 03/1155 UTC from Region 3380 (S11W80, Eki/beta). Region 3380 produced the majority of C-class flare activity with contributions from Region 3394 (S22E61, Hsx/alpha). Slight decay was observed in Region 3380 as it rotated off the SW limb. Slight growth was observed in the trailing spots of Region 3386 (N12W45, Dso/beta). The rest of the spotted regions were relatively stable. New Region 3395 (N15E75, Hsx/alpha) was numbered. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced with total field ranging from 2-9 nT. Solar wind speed ranged from 322-393 km/s while the Bz component was between +7/-4 nT. Phi angle was predominantly positive with multiple deviations into a negative sector.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Pisces, at 17 degrees, 06' 37", at a velocity of 14.9 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.7 days old. It is 364839.35 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 11 Leo 38' 49", and is 151787788km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 17 Pis 06' 37", and is 361060km away and receding.Moon Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, stargazers and celestial enthusiasts, get your telescopes out! The Moon has decided to take a dip into the deep, mystical waters of Pisces. That's right, our dear Luna is currently lounging in the 12th house, some 360,867.170553543km away - don't you just love the precision of astronomy? Like Obi-Wan Kenobi navigating through the cosmos, let's use our inner force to understand what this means for us. You see, Pisces, the fish of the zodiac, is all about dreams, intuition, and spirituality. It's basically like the Yoda of the star signs, full of wisdom and a little cryptic at times. With the Moon in Pisces, it's a fabulous time to embrace your imagination. Yes, I'm talking to you, everyone who daydreams about being a Jedi knight or ruling their own galaxy. This is your moment! On the other hand, it might also make you feel as emotional as Luke Skywalker when he found out about his, erm, complicated family tree. But don't get too comfortable, my galactic voyagers. In the next 24 hours, our Moon is pulling up its cosmic trousers and moving on to the fiery lands of Aries, the equivalent of Anakin Skywalker pre-Darth Vader. So, expect a shift in energy, perhaps a sudden urge to take the lead, be heroic, or maybe build your own lightsaber (please don't, it's not covered by insurance). Remember, the Force, or rather, the universe, is always in motion. And as your personal Obi-Wan, I'm here to guide you through it with a dash of humor, a sprinkle of science, and a whole lot of starry wisdom. May the Moon Force be with you!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 08 Vir 19' 01", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 146036761km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury In Virgo: The Nerd's Nirvana
Alright, stargazers and science geeks, strap in; we're about to embark on a cosmic journey where Mercury takes a trip to the analytical realm of Virgo. Now, Mercury might be around 146148473.354301304km away (give or take a few kilometers), but its influence is much closer than you think!
With Mercury in Virgo, imagine our collective brainpower transforming into the equivalent of a supercomputer. You know, the kind that could calculate the number of grains of sand on a beach while simultaneously debating the merits of Kirk vs. Picard. Our thoughts become laser-focused, our words as precise as a Vulcan's eyebrow arch, and our communication skills? Let's just say even C-3PO would be jealous.
And oh boy, productivity! You thought you were on top of your to-do list before? Ha! With Mercury in Virgo, you'll be cranking out tasks like a replicator on overdrive. But remember: All work and no play makes even a Vulcan dull, so remember to pencil in some fun too.
Of course, there's a flip side to this coin (or should I say, asteroid?). We can get so engrossed in hunting for errors, it's as if we've got tricorders for eyes. We start noticing flaws faster than Scotty can say "I cannae change the laws of physics!". The key here is to channel our inner Deanna Troi and communicate with understanding and tact. Remember, folks, there's a thin line between constructive criticism and being a Ferengi.
So, as we navigate this period of Mercury in Virgo, let's remember to temper our new-found analytical prowess with a dash of kindness. After all, we're all just star-stuff navigating this cosmic voyage together.
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 25 Leo 41' 17", moving backwards at 0.46 degrees per day, and is 45109083km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: A Cosmic Disco Party
Alright, star gazers, buckle up! Venus has just sashayed into the celestial party wearing a dazzling Leo ensemble. And trust me, this cosmic diva is here to turn the volume up to eleven on all things love and money. It's like a solar powered disco ball just started spinning in the sky.
When Venus struts into Leo's fiery territory, it's like your heart suddenly thinks it's auditioning for a Broadway musical. Expect dramatic declarations of love, spontaneous serenades under the stars, and enough romantic gestures to fill a Taylor Swift songbook. Remember, with Venus in Leo, "like" is a four-letter word. You don't want to be liked, you want to be idolized. Or at least have a dedicated fan club.
But remember, folks, Leo's energy isn't just about passionate love letters and Hollywood-style romantic gestures. It’s also got more drama than a season finale cliffhanger. Feeling unnoticed or underappreciated? Uh-oh, you might find yourself starting a tiff with your significant other just to get some limelight! And let's not forget, there's no 'i' in team... but there certainly is in 'Leo'. So, make sure you're not so focused on your own marquee that you forget about your co-star.
Money? Oh, during Venus in Leo, it's less of a means to an end and more like a prop in a grand production number. You'll want to spend it on shiny things that make you and your loved ones feel like stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Remember though, while splurging on yourself may feel good, Leo's generous spirit gets even more satisfaction from spoiling others. Think big, think grand, think "Oprah's Favorite Things".
So folks, as Venus pirouettes through Leo, let that light invigorate your relationships, paint your life with vibrant colors, and remind you that without a little fun and excitement, life can be as dull as a cloud-covered night sky.
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 15 Vir 16' 08", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 357667361km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Alright, stargazers and quantum connoisseurs, grab your telescopes and calculators, because we've got Mars parked in Virgo and it's going to be a cosmic rollercoaster! You might be thinking, "What does that even mean?" Well, I'm glad you asked, hypothetical person that I just made up! Mars, our fiery red neighbor, is the planetary embodiment of action and energy, while Virgo is the celestial symbol of efficiency. It's like a cosmic delegation of tasks! So, while Mars is doing its thing in Virgo, expect to become an uncanny master of time management, trimming the fat off your work habits like a space-age samurai. This is also prime time for a health overhaul. Virgo rules the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, so don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the urge to join a gym or adopt a kale-only diet. The power of Mars in Virgo compels you! And with Mars being the stickler for routine, those new habits could stick around longer than your last binge-watch obsession. But beware, my fellow celestial voyagers, this transit isn't all sunshine and rainbows (or should I say starlight and nebulas?). With Mars in Virgo, we may find ourselves becoming critical to the point of being nitpicky. Our standards are sky-high, and we might start flinging metaphorical space debris at anyone who doesn't meet them. Remember to practice patience, unless you want to experience a real-life version of "The Thing" – but with passive-aggressive comments instead of alien parasites. Instead of turning into a criticism-spewing supernova, use this transit period to focus on tasks that scream for attention to detail. Whether it's balancing your budget, planning for a future Martian colony, or learning how to code, Mars in Virgo provides the perfect energy boost to get things done. So, buckle up, space cadets! It's time to take care of business, interstellar-style!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 00' 47", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 732912486km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: Cosmic Cash Cow or Galactic Glutton?
Okay, stargazers, you might want to sit down for this one. I know you're buzzing around like the caffeine junkies you probably are, but if ever there was a time to chillax, it's now. Jupiter, that big ol' planet of wisdom and overindulgence, has sauntered into Taurus, the zodiac's resident couch potato. And when these two meet, it's like a cosmic Netflix binge-session with a side order of deep, philosophical pondering. Think Socrates in slippers.
But why is this important, you ask? Well, during this transit, Jupiter and Taurus are like a celestial power couple, inspiring us to make a number of slow, calculated moves towards our long-term goals. Think of it as a cosmic game of chess: they're urging us to be patient, strategic, and determined. So, instead of running around like headless chickens, we should take a breather and plan out our next moves. Remember folks, Rome wasn't built in a day; it took a good few years, some epic architecture, and a whole lot of patience.
Now, here's where things get interesting. Jupiter is basically the galaxy's lucky charm, while Taurus is the Warren Buffet of the zodiac. Put them together, and you've got yourself a potential goldmine. I'm talking serious moolah, people. But before you start planning your early retirement, remember: with great cosmic power comes great responsibility. We mustn't let ourselves get carried away with the promise of wealth and forget about the importance of restraint.
Taurus, bless its hedonistic heart, has a tendency to indulge a little too much. It's kind of like that friend who insists on ordering the extra-large pizza when a medium would suffice. And when Jupiter, the planet of excess, enters the mix, we might find ourselves blurring the line between needs and wants. So, while it's tempting to treat yourself to that 85 inch 4K TV, remember: not everything that glitters is gold. Or, in this case, not every on-sale electronic item is a necessary purchase.
In sum, Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic invitation to channel your inner tortoise: slow and steady wins the race. So, use this time to focus, strategize, and make some
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 30' 14", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1322905335km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright, Star Wars fans, buckle up because we are about to embark on a journey through the galaxy – no Millennium Falcon needed. Saturn, our very own Darth Vader of the solar system, has decided to take a vacation in Pisces, the dreamy realm of the zodiac, which is as surprising as finding out that Leia is Luke's sister. As our cosmic overlord takes a dip in the Piscean sea, it's like Yoda guiding us through a Jedi training session. Our dreams, fantasies, and even that secret plan to build your own Death Star (metaphorically speaking, of course) might come under scrutiny. But remember, just as Leia stood strong against Vader's intimidating presence, you too, can face Saturn's interrogations like a boss! But let's not forget, even though Saturn may seem as tough as Chewbacca's hair, it's here to help us. So put down the lightsabers, folks. This is not an invasion but rather an invitation to clean up our mental spaceship and get our plans in order. So channel your inner R2-D2 and start beeping out a strategic plan. However, this transit isn't all work and no play. Remember, we are dealing with Pisces, the zodiac's Chewbacca, always ready for a good nap. Therefore, during this period, you might feel a touch of the Force making you a bit restless or anxious. If so, don't fret! Practice some Jedi mindfulness techniques like meditation, deep breathing or simply taking a leisurely stroll through your nearest Ewok village (aka a quiet forest). And oh, one more thing: don't forget to keep your dream journal handy. You never know when you'll have a prophetic dream about mastering the Force... or finally figuring out how to get that annoying hyperdrive to work. May the force (and the stars) be with you!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 49' 10", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2963282253km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Hobbit Edition
Good morrow, stargazers! Picture this: Uranus is Gandalf, arriving unannounced into the Shire of Taurus, a land fond of its creature comforts and resistant to change. Taurus, much like Bilbo Baggins, would rather enjoy a second breakfast than embark on an unexpected journey. Yet, dear Hobbits, change is in the air!
Uranus in Gandalf's guise is bringing a whirlwind of changes, whether you're ready for an adventure or not. The old ways of doing things? Pish posh! Gandalf-Uranus is about to turn your world upside down. And let's face it: we all know how that turned out for Bilbo. In the end, he discovered the strength within him and the comfort of home in a broader sense. So buckle up, my earthy Taurus friends, you're in for a ride!
And here's an interesting twist in our tale: Taurus, like a true Hobbit, has a knack for dealing with treasure. But Gandalf-Uranus, with his prograde magic, is set to revolutionize this realm. Brace yourself for strange new currencies, potential banking upheavals, and even a housing market riddle.
On the personal front, Gandalf-Uranus encourages you to break free from the Smaug-like grip of money. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages – they're your very own Lonely Mountain. It's time to confront the dragon, reclaim your gold, and change your relationship with material possessions.
Resisting won't do any good. Remember, even Bilbo had to step out of his comfortable hobbit-hole. The changes you make during this period can actually lead to greater stability, like Bilbo finding a newfound appreciation for his simple life after his adventure. Uranus is here to liberate us, not to throw us into the fire. So, dig in your heels, brace yourself, and remember: "Courage will now be your best defense against the storm that is at hand-—that and such hope as I bring." Change is coming, but it might just lead to a better place.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 22' 51", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4366833813km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Space Odyssey
Alright, buckle up space cadets, we're about to embark on a cosmic voyage that's so far out, it makes the distance from here to the local grocery store seem like a jaunt to your kitchen. Our trusty spaceship? Neptune. Our destination? Pisces. And before you ask, yes, I checked Google Maps and yes, it's a whopping 4,366,881,156.309617043 km away. No, we won't stop for bathroom breaks. Now, here's where the sci-fi plot thickens: Neptune is currently doing the moonwalk, or more scientifically put, it's in retrograde. This stellar combo of Neptune in Pisces is like mixing quantum physics with yoga. It's confusing, enlightening, and makes you want to wear loose, comfortable clothing. You see, Pisces brings the emotion, the spirit, while Neptune has this irresistible urge to merge, like two black holes at a dance party. The result is a clear vision emerging from the cosmic fog. Suddenly, you realize that arguing about who left the cap off the toothpaste is about as productive as trying to teach a cat algebra. It's a golden opportunity, folks. The path to unity is lit up like a UFO in Roswell, and it's calling us to ditch the petty differences and come together like a perfectly orchestrated flash mob. So, what can you bring to this intergalactic potluck? Maybe you've got the gift of gab, or perhaps you can whip up a mean veggie lasagna. Whatever it is, now's the time to use your emotional GPS and find your unique contribution to our collective progress. Think of it as your own personal Star Trek mission. And here's a pro tip: Try dipping your toes into that spiritual river you've been eyeing. Maybe it's time to set up a little sacred space at home—a sort of spiritual charging station, if you will. Then, think about how you can share your newfound wisdom with the world. Remember, the force of Neptune in Pisces is strong with us. So, let's boldly go where no horoscope has gone before!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 49' 03", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5061330758km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Alright, star gazers and universe surfers, grab your telescopes and hold onto your horoscopes, because Pluto - that tiny, misunderstood rock floating about 5.06 billion kilometers away (give or take a few million) is currently doing the cha-cha slide in the opposite direction. That's right, folks, it's retrograde season. And no, this doesn't mean your coffee machine will suddenly start brewing tea. Now, this isn't just any retrograde. Pluto is boogying in Capricorn, which brings a whole new dynamic to the celestial dance floor. Imagine Pluto as that nerdy kid at the party, suddenly taking center stage, busting out some seriously impressive moves. That's what we're dealing with here. Pluto and Capricorn are like two peas in a pod when it comes to their shared ambition and focus. They're that power couple everyone secretly wants to be. But remember, this isn't a rom-com. There's drama afoot. They can be a little too intense, maybe even a bit bossy. You might find yourself dismissing others' opinions faster than you can say "Pluto is still a planet!" So, let's try not to get too carried away by their power trip, shall we? Pluto, that cosmic clean freak, is all about chucking out the old to make way for the new. It's time for some cosmic spring cleaning, if you will. But remember, folks, destruction can be constructive too. So, be mindful of what you're tossing into the intergalactic trash bin. In the wise words of Fox Mulder, "The truth is out there." And if you can't find it, at least you'll have a spotless cosmic closet. Happy stargazing!Current Planetary Aspects