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5 August, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3386 (N11W62, Dhi/beta) produced a long-duration M1.9/1n flare at 04/0424 UTC; the largest event of the period. The associated CME off the W in LASCO C2 imagery beginning at 04/0428 UTC. Further analysis of the event shows the potential for a glancing blow around early to midday on 07 Aug. Slight growth was observed in Regions 3386 and 3392 (N10W05, Dao/beta-gamma). The rest of the spot groups were relatively stable.
NOAA reports a Moderate Solar Storm! Retrograde effects are increased. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters became further enhanced around 04/0655 UTC, possibly due to weak transient activity. Total field increased from 10 nT to a maximum of 16 nT with the Bz component +/-12 nT. Solar wind speed briefly increased to around 450 km/s around midday before diminishing to near 400 km/s. Phi angle was positive.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aries, at 01 degrees, 49' 29", at a velocity of 14.51 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.8 days old. It is 367303.57 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 12 Leo 36' 15", and is 151767823km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 01 Ari 49' 29", and is 365274km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
Well, strap on your space boots and hold onto your sonic screwdrivers, stargazers! The Moon, our celestial neighbor just a hop, skip, and a 365012.674385684km jump away, has decided to meander into the fiery realm of Aries. Now, let's break this down scientifically. Our dear Moon, usually as calm as a cucumber in a garden of Zen, is currently vacationing in the house of the Ram. That's like asking a quantum physicist to take up interpretive dance. Things are bound to get a bit...interesting! But fear not, dear earthlings! It's not all doom and gloom. Actually, it's more like spontaneous trips to alien festivals and impromptu moonlit salsa dancing. Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, often associated with fresh starts and head-butting any obstacles with the tenacity of a caffeine-fueled Dalek. So embrace that Martian energy! Use this time to start new projects, or perhaps to finally confront that Weeping Angel you've been avoiding in your backyard (just remember, don't blink!). Be bold, be brave, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find yourself doing the impossible - like reversing the polarity of the neutron flow! Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes. Each planet spins exactly where it's meant to. So when life hands you a moon in Aries, you grab life by the lapels, wink at the stars, and whisper, "Geronimo!" Because, at the end of the day, isn't life just one grand cosmic adventure?Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 09 Vir 29' 27", moving at 1.15 degrees per day, and is 143860953km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
The Quantum Quirkiness of Mercury in Virgo
Alright, cosmic comrades, strap on your safety goggles and tighten your lab coats because the universe has decided to sprinkle some analytical spice into our celestial soup! That's right, folks. Mercury, the zippy little planet with a need for speed and a knack for communication, has just RSVP’d to Virgo’s tea party. And let me tell you, this isn't your grandmother's tea party; no, this is more like a science fair on steroids.
Now, when Mercury checks into Hotel Virgo, it's not lounging by the pool sipping on a martini. No, Mercury in Virgo is like that meticulous roommate who color codes their sock drawer and alphabetizes the spice rack. It's all about precision, efficiency, and a dash of obsessive-compulsive flavor.
Mercury in Virgo is the celestial equivalent of a Swiss army knife - multi-functional and always ready to strip out the unnecessary fluff. It’s like having your very own cosmic Marie Kondo, helping you declutter your mental mess. This transit is all about getting down to the nitty-gritty, cutting through the cosmic clutter, and communicating with laser-like precision.
But remember, my fellow stargazers, with great power comes... well, you know... a tendency to become a teensy bit overcritical. When Mercury is in Virgo, we might find ourselves nitpicking every tiny detail, from that single strand of hair out of place to the slightly skewed angle of that picture frame. We become the Sherlock Holmes of flaws! So, let's remember to use our newfound powers of discernment wisely, or else we might find ourselves alienating others with our overly analytical antics.
In short, enjoy the intellectual joyride of Mercury in Virgo, but don't forget to loosen up your lab coat and laugh at the chaos of the cosmos once in a while. After all, perfection is an illusion and life is too short for perfectly arranged spice racks.
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 25 Leo 12' 31", moving backwards at 0.49 degrees per day, and is 44726758km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Greetings, stargazers and universal hitchhikers! I have some cosmic news that's hotter than a supernova: Venus, our planetary goddess of love and beauty, has sashayed her way into the sign of Leo, the celestial lion. Now, when Venus and Leo get together, it's like a cosmic version of "The Bachelor" - full of grand gestures, heart-on-sleeve declarations, and yes, even a bit of drama. You see, Venus in Leo doesn't want to be just another constellation in your galaxy. She wants to be the star that outshines all others, the supermassive black hole that pulls you into her irresistible gravitational field. So, expect your love life to become as explosive as a gamma-ray burst! You might end up shouting your feelings from the rooftops, or even the International Space Station (if you can hitch a ride!). Now, beware fellow earthlings, as Leo is also known for its flamboyant, show-off nature. Are you ready for a love that's as bright and consuming as a quasar? Brace yourself, because like a comet streaking across the night sky, this energy can light up your world... but also cause a bit of chaos. Venus in Leo is like a playful celestial cub - full of spark but also prone to dramatic tantrums if it feels neglected. Remember, while it's exciting to orbit around a dazzling star, don't forget other celestial bodies who are also part of your universe. When it comes to earthly possessions, with Venus in Leo, money becomes as valuable as Martian dust. It's all about lavishness and grandeur, so you may find yourself splurging on stardust and moon rocks, or extravagant gifts that make you feel like a Jupiterian king or queen. But remember, Leo is also a generous sign, so don’t forget to share your cosmic wealth. After all, happiness shared is happiness doubled, even in the Andromeda galaxy! In conclusion, my dear astronauts of life, Venus in Leo is like a supernova explosion in your relationship sector. It might shake things up, but it'll also infuse a vibrant, colorful energy that can rekindle lost sparks. So, buckle up and enjoy this cosmic ride, because a life without a bit of cosmic fun is like a universe without stars!Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 15 Vir 53' 36", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 358305400km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Ahoy, celestial sailors! Today, we're casting our telescopic eyes towards the fiery red planet of Mars, which is currently chilling in the cosmic realm of Virgo. And yes, while I did say ‘chilling’, keep your parkas and hot chocolate at bay, because this is not about temperature but rather about the alignment of celestial bodies. Now, to put this in perspective for all you nerdy earthlings out there, Mars is a whopping 358,278,096.139545619km away - that's approximately 883,596,211.5 trips to your local grocery store. So, forget about hitching a ride on SpaceX anytime soon. Mars, the planetary embodiment of action, is sitting pretty in the sign of Virgo, the cosmic symbol of efficiency. It’s like Iron Man decided to have a tea party with Marie Kondo. The result? You'll find yourself trimming the fat off of your daily routines faster than you can say "quantum physics". Virgo holds the rulership over our 6th House - or as I like to call it, the 'House of Health and DIY'. So, don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the urge to chug green smoothies, sign up for a yoga class, or finally crack open that self-help book gathering dust on your shelf. But be warned, my star-gazing compadres, this celestial combo can also bring out your inner Simon Cowell. With Mars in Virgo, we set the bar higher than Elon Musk's ambitions for Mars colonization. Watch out for those critical attacks flaring up faster than a solar storm on the sun's surface. Remember, patience is your best weapon during this planetary transit - more potent than Thor's hammer. Cut others some slack as if you're sharing the last slice of pizza at a comic con. Rather than focusing on the inefficiencies of others (we all know no one can match your superhero speed in finishing tasks), use this time to plan, organize and conquer! Balance your budget, plan for the future, learn a new skill or even start job hunting. There's no better time for personal growth and productivity than Mars in Virgo! So, buckle up space cadets, and let's make this interstellar journey count! Remember, the stars are not just for gazing, they're for navigating. And remember to keep it groovy, just like the cosmos intended.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 06' 31", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 730636753km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Rise and Shine, Space Cadets: Darth Vader's Take on Jupiter in Taurus
Alright star gazers, don your cloaks and adjust your lightsabers, because we're about to embark on a cosmic journey. No, not a battle with the Death Star, but a tantalizing tango with our planet of wisdom, Jupiter, who's just shimmied into the sign of Taurus.
Jupiter, the sage of the galaxy, meets Taurus, the universe's most stubborn bull. Sounds like your last family reunion, right? But fear not, this isn’t a recipe for disaster, it’s more like two celestial bodies sipping chai tea and discussing quantum physics. This transit gently nudges us to remember that our search for spiritual wisdom doesn’t require an epic space saga. It’s inside us, snuggled up next to our love for pizza and binge-watching Star Wars. We just need to cut through the static of daily life to tap into it.
With Jupiter canoodling Taurus, it's like having Yoda and Obi-Wan guiding you to make your dreams come true. You'll find yourself making to-do lists with the precision of a droid and the patience of a Jedi. As you tick off those items one by one, remember to trust in the Force – or in this case, the cosmic energy of Jupiter and Taurus.
When Jupiter, the Star Wars equivalent of a galactic lottery ticket, teams up with Taurus, the Bill Gates of the zodiac, your bank account might just go from "Death Star-sized hole" to "Ewok village abundance". But remember, my young Padawans, with great power (or wealth) comes great responsibility.
Yes, Taurus loves indulgence as much as Chewbacca loves a good Wookiee cookie. And when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, pairs up with our pleasure-seeking bull, we may find ourselves mistaking wants for needs. Resist the Dark Side, my friends. Don't let your impulses lead you astray. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet firmly on the ground. May the Force, and Jupiter in Taurus, be with you!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 26' 17", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1321912919km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Stand-Up Comedy
Well, butter my biscuits and call me Saturn, because right now, I'm taking a dip in the vast ocean of Pisces. So, grab your space snorkel and prepare for some deep-sea cosmic exploration. This isn't just a casual swim folks, oh no, we're diving into our very own abyss of dreams and aspirations. You know, it's funny how we can always daydream about opening a cat cafe or writing the next bestseller, but when Saturn rolls up in its celestial minivan, we suddenly start getting serious. It's like when your mom comes into your room and finds all those candy wrappers under your bed. You can't hide your dreams from Saturn! Grab a notepad because Saturn's about to do some hardcore life coaching. But hold onto your crystals, because this isn't going to be a psychedelic joyride. Saturn is like that stern professor who questions every single detail of your project. You might want to put up a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your mental door, but guess what? Saturn doesn't care. It’s going to barge in, wearing dad jeans and a tool belt, ready to fix up your dreamscape. So, you better be ready to open the door and let Saturn in. Trust me, his advice usually ends up as helpful as an instruction manual in Ikea. Now, with all this focus on the realm of sleep and dreams, you might think you'd be snoozing away like a hibernating space bear. But ironically, you may feel restless, anxious, and end up counting more sheep than a farmer with insomnia. Here’s a cosmic tip: meditate, go for a forest bath, inhale-exhale-repeat, and maybe even catch a power nap (with a dream journal by your side, of course). Remember, you need to recharge your cosmic batteries to tune into the wisdom Saturn is trying to download into your consciousness. So, fellow stargazers, as the saying goes, "When Saturn swims through Pisces, it’s time to roll up your sleeves and dive deep into your dreams". Or at least, it should be a saying. I mean, it has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 50' 22", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2960793507km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, space cadets, gather 'round because the celestial gossip of the day is all about our dear friend, Uranus, who's taken up residence in Taurus' territory. It's like inviting a disco ball to a library - things are bound to get a bit, well, unexpected. Now, Taurus, bless their hearts, they love a good routine. They're the type to have their entire life scheduled in a planner, including when to breathe and blink. But Uranus? That celestial jester just adores shaking things up. It's like watching your grandma try to figure out how to use an iPhone - there's a lot of resistance, confusion, and quite possibly some swearing involved. Here's the kicker though - despite the initial shock and outrage, these changes are going to take us somewhere beautiful. Picture it like this: you've been driving the same old beat-up car for years, and one day it finally gives up the ghost. You're upset because now you have to deal with public transport, but then you win a brand new, shiny Tesla in a raffle. See? That's Uranus for you. With Taurus holding the reins on the money side of things, Uranus waltzing in could bring about some groundbreaking changes. Imagine Bitcoin on steroids, banks turning into virtual reality experiences, stock markets becoming as unpredictable as the plot in any sci-fi series. Your piggy bank might just become an antique! But here's where it gets personal, folks. Uranus isn't just here for a quick jaunt around the universe; it's here to help us break free from those financial chains that have been holding us down. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - they're all going to feel the Uranus effect. During this transit, it's time to redefine our relationship with money and materialism. It's not about resisting the change, it’s about riding the wave, or in this case, the cosmic energy. Remember, my friends, in the words of the wise Deep Thought supercomputer: "Don't Panic!" because these changes might just lead us to a more stable future. And who knows? In the process, we might even discover the answer to life, the universe, and everything!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 21' 48", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4365056083km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, well, well... it appears Neptune has decided to take a little vacation in Pisces, and let me tell you, it's like a gelatin dessert at a vegan potluck – it's causing a bit of a stir! Now, for those of you who don't have the luxury of being 4365102624.630883217km away from your problems (like our dear friend Neptune), this might seem like a cosmic curveball. But hey, look on the bright side, it’s retrograde! Aye, that's right, Neptune's moonwalking across the dance floor of the sky, and it's throwing a few things into sharp focus. Neptune in Pisces is like wearing a pair of 3D glasses in a 2D world. Suddenly, all the noise fades away, and you realize that arguing about whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better is as pointless as a square wheel. In the grand cosmos of things, these differences are as insignificant as Pluto... I mean, it's not even a planet anymore (too soon?). This cosmic confluence is like the universe handing out homework. It's asking us to get introspective, figure out what we bring to the planetary potluck. Got a knack for knitting sweaters for squirrels? A penchant for penning prose about potatoes? Whatever it is, it's time to share it with the world. Neptune's jaunt in Pisces is also a golden opportunity to get in touch with your spiritual side. Whether that means turning your house into a temple or joining the local Jedi academy, now's the time to explore. And remember, just like that one physics class in high school, the universe has got your back. So, if you're feeling a little lost in the interstellar shuffle, take heart, my star-seeking friends. Neptune's retrograde romp through Pisces is a cosmic reminder that we're all just stardust, bumbling through space, trying to make sense of it all. And isn't that a comforting thought? So, buckle up, space cadets. With Neptune in Pisces, it's going to be one heck of a ride. And remember, in the immortal words of Captain Kirk, “Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here.”Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 47' 40", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5062031947km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! Ready for some intergalactic humor? Today's forecast is brought to you by your favorite dwarf planet (no, not Snow White’s pals), Pluto, currently strutting its stuff in the ambitious sign of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Pluto's been demoted, why should we care?" Oh, darling earthlings, never underestimate the underdog... or underplanet. Pluto might be a wee 2,372 kilometers in diameter, but it's rocking a journey of about 5.062 billion kilometers. That’s like going to your local grocery store and back... 631,265,116 times! Talk about dedication to a diet plan. But let's get back to Pluto's retrograde tango in Capricorn. Imagine Pluto as a cosmic construction worker with a PhD in Astrophysics. It's wearing a hippie bandana, blasting David Bowie's "Starman", and is all about some cosmic DIY. In Capricorn, this means a complete overhaul of our inner power structures. Imagine yourself as a cosmic architect. You know those emotional skyscrapers you've been building? It's time to review the blueprints. If the foundation is shaky, Pluto says, "Tear it down!" But remember, it's not about wanton destruction; it's about creating space for something more stable, more durable. And while Pluto is swinging the sledgehammer, it's also whispering in our ears, "Don't forget to listen, my earthling friend." Yes, Pluto and Capricorn may seem a little bossy-pants, but they're also reminding us to respect other perspectives. After all, we're all spinning in this cosmic dance together. So, dear stargazers, while Pluto is doing the Cha-Cha in Capricorn, remember: it's a time for constructive demolition, for redefining your inner power structures, and for making room for new growth. And remember, like Pluto, you may be small, but you're mighty. Now, go forth and be stellar!Current Planetary Aspects