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9 August, 2023
Solar activity returned to moderate levels as Region 3387 (N18W89, Dso/beta) produced a single M3.6 flare (R1-Minor) at 08/0931 UTC. No CME appeared to be associated with this flare, and foreshortening prohibited accurate magnetic complexity determination for this region. Region 3394 (S23W03, Cso/Beta) exhibited slight growth, developing a few peripheral spots around the main leader spot. This region did produce a C8.7 flare at 08/1810 UTC, but we await coronagraph imagery to determine if it had a CME associated with it. Region 3395 (N14E11, Cao/Beta) had some minor growth as as well, as it too developed a few peripheral spots around the main leader spot. However, it remained mostly inactive during the period. The remaining regions were stable and inactive.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters remained weakly enhanced, yet fairly stable, during the period. Solar wind speeds averaged near 490 km/s, total field was between 2-8 nT, and Bz was between +/- 6 nT. Phi oscillated between positive and negative orientations.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Taurus, at 26 degrees, 23' 49", at a velocity of 12.86 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. It is 384356.88 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 16 Leo 26' 08", and is 151682752km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 26 Tau 23' 49", and is 387554km away and receding.Moon Is In Taurus
Alright, my celestial comrades, buckle up because we're embarking on an astrological adventure! The Moon, our nocturnal celestial bestie, is currently chilling in Taurus, roughly 387,263.352774365km away - not that I'm keeping tabs or anything. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does it all mean?" Well, let me explain. When the Moon is in Taurus, it's like a cosmic spa day. It's all about comfort, self-care, and indulging in the finer things in life - like that extra slice of pizza or binge-watching your favourite sci-fi series (I'm looking at you, fellow Star Trek enthusiasts). But don't get too comfy in those plush robes just yet. The Moon is a speedy little satellite and she's packing her bags for a trip to Gemini within the next 24 hours. So, what does this mean for us earthlings? Well, imagine if Spock suddenly decided to throw a party with disco lights and karaoke. Sounds wild, right? That's the energy shift we're looking at. From tranquillity and indulgence, we're moving towards a more social, communicative space. So, prepare for some potentially intense debates about Star Wars vs. Star Trek, or quantum physics vs. string theory. No need to worry though, just remember to keep your facts straight and your arguments logical. And most importantly, don't let anyone tell you that your love for both Star Wars and Star Trek is illogical. Because in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just star dust trying to make sense of this wondrous universe. So, in the words of the great Carl Sagan, "We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the Earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically." And remember, no matter what the stars say, you have the power to create your own destiny. Peace, love, and quasars, astro amigos!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 13 Vir 46' 53", moving at 0.99 degrees per day, and is 135132530km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Greetings, fellow cosmic voyagers! Grab your telescope, calculator, and your favorite pair of Birkenstocks because we're heading on an interstellar road trip to where Mercury is currently chilling in Virgo. Yeah, that's right, the tiny little speedster of our solar system has parked itself 135,244,688.230856180km away, and it's in prograde, or as I like to call it, "moving forward with purpose, kind of like a hipster on a vintage bicycle." You see, when Mercury decides to vacation in Virgo, it's like your brain suddenly turns into Sherlock Holmes. You're going to want to strip away all the fluff and cut straight to the point, just like a vegan at a BBQ. Your mind is going to be sharper than Spock's ears, and your conversations will be as efficient as a well-organized spreadsheet. This period isn't exactly a party in Ibiza, but it's a great time to get things done. It's like having your own personal Marie Kondo in your head, helping you to tidy up your thoughts and focus on what really brings you joy - or in this case, progress. So say goodbye to those circular conversations and dead-end ideas. They are so last season. But, and here's the tricky bit, with Mercury in Virgo, you might find yourself turning into a bit of a cosmic Simon Cowell. You'll see every flaw, every mistake, and it's easy to let that criticism spill out like a poorly secured smoothie in a backpack. Remember, folks, the key here is tact. Constructive criticism is one thing, but nobody likes a Debbie Downer. So, as we navigate this cosmic transit, remember to balance that analytical brilliance with a bit of kindness. After all, we're all just stardust tumbling through the universe, trying to figure things out. Happy voyaging!Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 23 Leo 01' 57", moving backwards at 0.59 degrees per day, and is 43613528km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Beam Me Up, Venus!
Alright space cadets, buckle up and prepare for interstellar love as our galactic goddess, Venus, has just moved into Leo! Now, folks, that's not just any old constellation, but Leo, the celestial king of drama and flamboyance. It's like inviting Lady Gaga to a karaoke night, expect fireworks!
In this cosmic rom-com, no one just wants to be the cute best friend; we all want to be the lead! We're talking grand gestures, serenading under starlit skies, and enough love confessions to make Romeo and Juliet blush. Take a risk, channel your inner Han Solo, and you might just find your Princess Leia (or vice versa!). But remember, playing it safe is the equivalent of saying, "I'll just stay in my pajamas and watch Netflix." Not today, Saturn, not today.
Now, don't be surprised if things get a little... heated. Leo is the director of drama and when Venus is on stage, there are no small roles. If you're feeling a bit left out, it might be tempting to channel your inner Godzilla and start stomping around. But remember, this isn’t a solo mission. We're a team here, and making it all about you is a fast track to becoming a lonely astronaut.
And let’s talk about money, because when Venus is in Leo, we’re not just buying groceries, we’re throwing a feast! Expect to feel the urge to splurge on the sparkliest, most luxurious items you can get your hands on. You might be tempted to buy that diamond-encrusted cat collar or gold-plated pizza cutter, but remember, true happiness comes from being generous. So, go ahead and treat your loved ones to something extravagant. Just remember, it's not about the price tag, it's the thought that counts.
In short, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic disco ball, casting colorful lights in all directions and reminding us that life without a little fun and excitement is like a spaceship without fuel. So, put on your dancing shoes, turn up the volume, and let's boogie through the cosmos together!
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 18 Vir 23' 55", moving at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 360772481km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Spock Meets Martha Stewart: Mars in Virgo
Alright, star children, the red planet is playing houseguest to Virgo and I'm not talking about a polite drop-in for a cup of cosmic tea. No, Mars has parked itself in Virgo's celestial living room, and it's ready to get down to business. Think Spock with a cleaning schedule or Martha Stewart armed with a phaser - efficiency is the name of the game.
Virgo, bless its earthy socks, runs the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement like a well-oiled machine. So, with Mars popping in, don't be surprised if you feel an inexplicable urge to declutter your life, join a yoga class, or start eating kale. And yes, I know, the last one is a hard sell, but trust me, Mars in Virgo makes even the most unpalatable life choices seem appealing.
But beware, my celestial comrades, this transit isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. You see, when Mars and Virgo collaborate, they can turn into the Simon Cowells of the zodiac. Nitpicking becomes a sport and aggression can escalate faster than a SpaceX rocket. Keep your cool, remember no one likes a perfectionist, not even a perfectionist.
So, instead of criticizing everyone else's inefficiencies, use this time wisely. Got a budget that needs balancing? Do it. Want to learn how to knit? Go for it. Dreamt of starting a small organic farm in your backyard? Well, now's the time! Mars in Virgo is all about taking care of business, so seize the day!
Remember, folks, it's not about being perfect, it's about being productive. So, strap on your space boots, pull up your big boy/big girl/big non-binary pants, and get to work! Mars in Virgo is here, and it's ready to help you rock your world!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 27' 48", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 721527774km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Astrological Big Lebowski's Cosmic Bowling Alley
Alright, star gazers, grab your cosmic bowling shoes because Jupiter has just rolled into Taurus' lane! Picture Jupiter as the planet-sized bowling ball, and Taurus as the pins - sturdy, dependable, and ready to get knocked into next Tuesday. What's this mean for you? Well, let me lay it on you.
When Jupiter, our celestial guru of wisdom, meets Taurus, the zodiac’s steadfast couch potato, it's like a cosmic knock on the door reminding us that our spiritual pizza delivery has arrived. The wisdom we ordered isn’t some out-of-this-world topping we need to chase down. Nope, it's been baking in the oven of our souls all along, just waiting for us to open the door and take a bite. Time to ditch the daily distractions and munch on that deep-dish wisdom pie!
Jupiter in Taurus is like getting extra cheese on your goals. You'll feel a sudden urge to create a practical to-do list, checking off items like a kid with a new box of crayons. Jupiter's expansion pack pairs up with Taurus' stubborn determination, urging us to trust the cosmic process and level up our success game.
When Jupiter parks its celestial bus in Taurus, life's prosperity meter can skyrocket. Jupiter is the lucky charm of the planetary world, while Taurus is the financial advisor. Together, they’re like a cosmic slot machine lined up for the jackpot. So, dust off your cosmic piggy bank and start hunting for those opportunities for growth.
But don't let the cosmic euphoria get to your head. Taurus has a bit of a sweet tooth for the finer things and rarely knows when to say "enough." When Jupiter, the celestial bringer of plenty, teams up with Taurus’ indulgent instincts, we might mistake our desires for needs. So, remember to keep your cosmic impulses in check during this transit. Just because you can order the large cosmic pizza, doesn’t mean you should eat it all in one sitting.
So, in a nutshell: Jupiter in Taurus? It's like a cosmic bowling night where wisdom, patience, prosperity, and a sprinkle of self-control are on the scorecard. Now, lace up those shoes and let's roll!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 09' 59", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1318354041km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, Star Gazers! Oh, what a time to be alive! Saturn, the universe's very own taskmaster, is currently chillin' in the dreamy realm of Pisces. Yeah, you heard that right! The planet that's as good at holding grudges as your Aunt Bertha at Thanksgiving dinner, is doing its retrograde tango in the zodiac's most whimsical waters. So, prepare yourself for a cosmic paradox that's more confusing than the finale of Lost. The Universe, in its infinite wisdom and cheeky sense of humor, has decided to throw us a curveball that could make even Einstein scratch his head. It's like asking a robot to write poetry or expecting your cat to do your taxes. But hey, stranger things have happened, right? Remember when Pluto was demoted from planet status? Talk about a mid-life crisis... Saturn in Pisces is the Universe's not-so-subtle way of saying it's time to get real with your dreams. Not just those weird ones where you're riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pool of marshmallows, but your actual, deep-seated desires. Maybe it's time to finally pen that novel about psychic dolphins or start that business selling organic, gluten-free, vegan, artisanal toothpaste. Who knows? But hold onto your crystals, folks! Saturn's visit to Pisces is about as comfortable as a cactus in a balloon factory. Your inner daydreams are about to get a stern talking-to from the celestial equivalent of a tough-love coach. You might feel a bit exposed, like Saturn just walked in on you jamming in your PJs to "Bohemian Rhapsody." But remember, sometimes it takes a little discomfort to kickstart our greatest achievements. And while all this is going on, don't forget to take care of your inner self. Meditate, hug a tree, sleep, repeat. Maybe take up knitting or start a dream journal (I hear Saturn's a sucker for bullet points). Get plenty of rest, drink herbal tea, and try to remember where you last saw your sanity. So, brace yourselves, astrology enthusiasts! Saturn in Pisces is here to shake things up like a snow globe in the hands of an overzealous toddler. It may be a bit of a wild ride, but remember, even the biggest galaxies started as a tiny speck. Here's to exploring the universe within and making the impossible, possible! Stay groovy andUranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 54' 41", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2950769043km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
The Force of Uranus in Taurus
Ah yes, Uranus has decided to take a vacation in Taurus, and let me tell you, it's like trying to fit the Millennium Falcon into a Wookie's tent. It's a bit unexpected and might ruffle some fur. Taurus, our favorite cosmic couch potato, likes everything steady and predictable, just like an Ewok likes his treehouse. But here comes Uranus, the cosmic equivalent of a lightsaber, cutting through all that comfort zone like butter. Taurus, you might want to hold onto your hats, and maybe your wallet too.
Speaking of wallets, Taurus is known for its affinity for credits—Galactic or otherwise. With Uranus parking its spaceship in Taurus, we're probably looking at some revolutionary ways of dealing with those credits. We might even see new forms of currency show up. Who knows, maybe we'll finally get off the gold standard and start trading in Jedi crystals.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like Yoda telling you to let go of your material attachments. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent: these are not the things you're looking for. These can prevent you from saving your Galactic credits or using them the way you want to.
Uranus is here to liberate you faster than a Jedi mind trick. Resisting is futile—you can't argue with the Force. Embrace the changes Uranus brings, and you may find yourself on the path to a more stable galaxy. Remember, change is the path to the light side. Change leads to flexibility, flexibility leads to strength, strength leads to prosperity. May the Force (and Uranus in Taurus) be with you!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 17' 25", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4358257083km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune Plays Peek-a-Boo in Pisces
Okay, star gazers, grab your telescopes and your most whimsical pajamas because Neptune - yes, that gas giant 2.7 billion miles away - has decided to play house in Pisces, and things are about to get a little... well, nebulous.
Retrograde Neptune in Pisces is like that eccentric uncle at family reunions who pulls quarters from behind your ears and tells you stories about his days as a roadie for the Grateful Dead. Suddenly, it all makes sense - the mystery, the fascination, the far-out vibes. It's time to embrace this cosmic conjunction and dive headfirst into the fishpond of our souls.
With Neptune in Pisces, we're given a kaleidoscope to view our own contradictions. All those petty things we usually fuss about? They're as pointless as trying to count the grains of sand on a beach. Instead, let's focus on the bigger picture: unity, harmony, and that golden glow of collective understanding.
This cosmic alignment is like a celestial call-to-arms. What can we contribute to the grand tapestry of existence? How can we use our gifts, talents, even our nerdy obsessions for the greater good? Maybe it's time to start that underwater basket-weaving class or turn your living room into a shrine for collectible Star Wars figurines. Whatever floats your boat... or spaceship.
Remember, folks, Neptune in Pisces is here to support us in this journey of self-discovery and collective growth. So, let's turn off Netflix, put down the pizza, and get ready to plunge into the cosmic waters. Just remember to come up for air every now and then!
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 42' 14", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5065259197km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: The Cosmic Cha-Cha
Alright, my celestial enthusiasts, grab your space turtlenecks and starry spectacles because we're about to embark on a cosmic conundrum where the feisty Pluto has decided to boogie with the stoic Capricorn. Yes, you heard it right! Our little celestial dwarf, some 5 billion kilometres away (give or take a few million) is doing the cosmic cha-cha in the realm of Capricorn. Now, if that doesn't churn your cosmic butter, I'm not sure what will!
Now, remember Pluto and Capricorn are like those two highly ambitious mates at a party, always in the corner strategizing their next big move. They've got a shared love for success and power, always playing the cosmic chess game with an intensity that makes Kasparov look like a beginner. But beware, my astral acquaintances, this pairing can lead to a bit of blinkered vision. It's like staring down a telescope with one eye...you might miss the sneaky comet hurtling towards you from the other side.
So, whilst you're busy achieving world domination or devising plans for that new eco-friendly, time-travelling TARDIS, remember - don't forget to consider other people's ideas. After all, even the Doctor had companions.
And Pluto, our far-flung friend, is all about transformation. It's the cosmic equivalent of a spring clean, urging us to toss out those old habits that have been cluttering up our starship. But remember, it's not just about wanton destruction. This is constructive annihilation. It's like knocking down an old lunar base to make way for a shiny new intergalactic coffee shop.
So as Pluto pirouettes in the dance hall of Capricorn, let's tune in to this cosmic beat. Let's be deliberate in our actions, tolerant in our ideas, and, above all, let's keep our eyes on the stars. After all, as any good Time Lord would tell you, it's usually the journey that's more important than the destination.
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