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12 August, 2023
Solar activity remained at low levels despite increased activity and background level. Region 3395 (N13W31, Dsi/beta-gamma) produced the largest event of the period, a C8.2/Sf flare at 11/0656 UTC in addition to other lower classed C flares. The region exhibited some flux emergence in the NW portion of the region. Region 3394 (S23W43, Cso/beta) produced a C2.9 flare at 11/0213 UTC. This region exhibited penumbral decay in the leader spot group. Region 3397 (N19W05, Cso/beta) showed some overall flux emergence. Additional activity was viewed off the ENE limb from a region yet to rotate onto the disk.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were at mostly background levels. Solar wind speeds generally averaged about 450 km/s. Total field was ranged between 2-8 nT while the Bz component varied between +7 to -5 nT through the period. The Phi angle was in a mostly negative orientation.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Cancer, at 03 degrees, 47' 29", at a velocity of 12.16 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.8 days old. It is 397484.21 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 19 Leo 18' 48", and is 151612366km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon is at 03 Can 47' 29", and is 400289km away and receding.
Moon Is In Cancer
Oh, cosmic voyagers, hold onto your tin foil hats because the Moon is doing the cha-cha in Cancer’s celestial living room! That's right, the moon is a whopping 400118.574116906km away. I know, I know. You're thinking "That's too far for my 4G to reach!" But fear not, my interstellar internet surfers, you don't need Wi-Fi to feel the vibes. Now, when the Moon sashays into Cancer, it's like a Star Trek convention in Sheldon Cooper's basement – nerdy, cozy, and just a smidge emotional. It's basically a cosmic fan-fiction meetup where everyone gets a little weepy over Spock's unwavering logic and Kirk's ripped shirts. This lunar tango in the Crab's constellation triggers our emotional sensors harder than a Vulcan nerve pinch. Think of it as the universe’s way of saying, "Hey there, let's talk about your feelings while eating an entire tub of ice cream." So, smudge those crystals, light the incense, and prepare for some deep space soul-searching. But remember, folks, this is not the time to boldly go where no man has gone before. It's more like tiptoeing around a Klingon with a hangover. Be gentle with yourself and others. Don't rush things, and definitely don't start any intergalactic wars. So grab your favorite comfy blanket, brew a steaming mugful of chamomile tea, and let's ride this lunar wave together. Just remember, no matter how intense your feelings may become, don't panic! It's only temporary, like a tribble infestation. In conclusion, my star-studded comrades, the Moon in Cancer is essentially the cosmic equivalent of a group hug. Embrace it, cherish it, and most importantly, remember: the universe doesn't make mistakes, only happy accidents. That's all for today's celestial forecast, stay tuned for tomorrow’s quantum quandary!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 16 Vir 31' 29", moving at 0.84 degrees per day, and is 128602507km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Hey there stargazers and universe explorers! It's time to adjust your telescopes and focus on our celestial buddy, Mercury, who is currently vacationing in the diligent and detailed-oriented neighborhood of Virgo. Yup, that's right folks, it's a whopping 128713933.778129637km away (give or take a few kilometers; let's not quibble). And for those of you who are fond of big words, Mercury is presently prancing prograde! Now, what does this cosmic shuffling mean for us earthlings? Well, let me break it down for you. Mercury, as we know, is the head honcho of communication in our solar system's celestial boardroom. And when it tiptoes into Virgo, expect your minds to become as sharp as a tack and your tongue to transform into a precision instrument, slicing through the unnecessary fluff and getting straight to the meat of the matter. If you're used to sugar-coating your words, well, you might as well leave that habit at the door. Virgo, the Marie Kondo of the zodiac, is all about stripping out everything that doesn’t spark joy… or in this case, anything that isn't necessary. As Mercury pirouettes through Virgo, our analytic abilities will be pumped up like a bodybuilder on protein shakes, helping us communicate our thoughts with laser-like clarity. One of the biggest perks of this celestial shuffle is productivity. Imagine this transit as your very own cosmic energy drink, fueling your progress and keeping you focused on the details. Dead-end ideas? Circular conversations? Not on Mercury in Virgo's watch! This is a green light for great forward movement. But hold your space horses, there's a word of caution. During this transit, we can become as critical as a grumpy old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Yes, discernment is good, but remember, nobody likes a nitpicker. So, when you're discussing the latest Star Trek episode or debating the best way to brew kombucha, remember to sprinkle a little tact on your opinions. So, strap on your cosmic roller skates and enjoy the ride, because Mercury in Virgo is all about making progress, cutting through the clutter, and remembering to maintain a sense of humor as we navigate this wacky universe together.Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 21 Leo 13' 05", moving backwards at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 43232629km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Terminator's Take: Venus In Leo
"Come with me if you want to love." That's right, groovy earthlings! Our lovely lady Venus just time travelled her way into the fiery lion's den of Leo. So, what does this mean for you? It's like a cosmic karaoke night, and Venus has grabbed the microphone and is belting out a love ballad at the top of her lungs. She's not seeking mere applause folks, oh no, she's aiming for a standing ovation!
Now, don't get me wrong, Venus isn't turning into some lovesick diva. But let's be real, when Venus is in Leo, it's not about being liked, it's about being worshipped. And yes, like a sci-fi movie marathon, it's going to be intense. There's a risk of romantic theatrics and maybe even some jealousy-fuelled tantrums. Remember, though, drama isn't necessarily a sign of impending doom. Sometimes, it's just Leo wanting some extra attention and stirring the pot...just for fun!
Speaking of fun, let's talk about money. With Venus in Leo, currency becomes more of a tool for self-expression than a means for survival. Think of it as your personal "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" arsenal. You're not just buying things; you're making a statement. It's all about the bling, baby! However, bear in mind that overindulgence can lead to an "I'll be back" moment with your bank account. Better to balance extravagance with generosity. Trust me, treating others now will make you happier than any self-pampering spree.
In short, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic comic-con: colorful, dramatic, and full of energy. So, strap on your jetpacks, fellow stargazers, and prepare for a thrilling ride through the universe of love and relationships. As the Terminator would say, "Hasta la vista, baby!"
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 20 Vir 17' 07", moving at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 362532145km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Well, strap yourselves in folks, because Mars, that feisty little red planet, has just pulled into Virgo's starry station! Now, don't panic--I assure you, this doesn't mean we're all about to be invaded by highly efficient alien life forms. Mars is the celestial taskmaster, the planet of "get-up-and-go". It's the cosmic energy drink to your Monday mornings. And Virgo? Well, Virgo is the neat freak of the zodiac, the sign of precision and perfection. So, when these two collide, think of it as a celestial spring cleaning! It's about cutting the fluff from our lives and getting straight to business. You might find yourself finally tackling that pile of laundry that's been steadily growing into a sentient being, or finally filing away those tax returns from 2012. Now, Virgo does rule over our health and self-improvement, so don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the urge to start training for a marathon or going vegan. But remember, folks, Mars in Virgo loves routine, so make sure it's a routine you can stick with. But let's not forget, Mars is also the god of war, and when paired with Virgo's critical nature, well, let's just say you might need to keep a lid on those snappy comebacks. No one likes a nitpicker, especially when they're armed with planetary power. So, instead of focusing on everyone else's flaws (yes, we all have them), try channeling this energy into something productive. Balance your budget, learn a new hobby, start planning that trip to the Moon – seriously, Mars would love that! Remember, there's no better time than Mars in Virgo to get your life in order. So pull up your socks, dust off your to-do lists, and let's get to work!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 41' 57", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 714704677km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bull
Oh, star gazers, Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus—kinda like a cosmic couch surfer. Now, Jupiter is that buddy of yours who's always got a deep quote or philosophical nugget to throw your way. You know, the kind of friend who turns a casual dinner into a TED Talk. Meanwhile, Taurus is your steadfast pal who'd rather binge-watch a favorite show than change out of their comfy pants. In short, it's like Albert Einstein decided to crash at Homer Simpson's place.
What does this mean for you? Well, it's like suddenly realizing that your smartphone has been in your pocket all along while you've been tearing the house apart looking for it. You've got all the wisdom you need right inside you. But it's easy to forget, what with all the cat memes, online shopping, and endless scrolling. So, this is your chance to push past all the digital distractions and tap into your inner Yoda.
Also, this cosmic combo is like a celestial pep rally for making your dreams come true. Jupiter's got the enthusiasm and Taurus brings the grit. It's like being given a motivational speaker and a personal trainer all in one. Write up that to-do list and start ticking off items like you're scanning groceries at the supermarket.
Plus, with Jupiter being the Santa Claus of the solar system and Taurus having a thing for the finer things in life, you might just find your wallet getting a bit heavier. Just remember, though, Taurus can sometimes confuse needs with wants. It's like going to the store for milk and coming back with a 4K TV. So be careful not to go overboard. After all, we're stargazing here, not shopping on Amazon!
In short, folks, Jupiter in Taurus is about tapping into your inner wisdom, setting clear goals and potentially increasing your prosperity. But let's not forget to rein in those Taurus indulgences, okay? We don't need another "I accidentally bought a yacht" situation. Remember, folks, the stars may guide us, but they don't hold our credit cards!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 04 Pis 57' 19", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1316126552km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn's Pisces Pool Party
Alright, space cadets, buckle up because we're about to take a deep dive into the cosmic waters of Pisces with our old taskmaster, Saturn. It's like inviting your boss to a beach party—could be a total buzzkill, but it might also get you that promotion you've been daydreaming about during office hours. The thing about Saturn is, it’s like that strict yet endearing science teacher we all had. It wants us to go from playing with baking soda volcanoes to launching actual rockets. So, when Saturn is in Pisces, it's less about building sandcastles and more about designing real castles... underwater! Remember those dreams you've been hoarding like episodes of Star Trek you can't bear to delete from your DVR? Now is the time to dust them off and make a blueprint. Want to write a book or start a business? Saturn is here, ready with a check-list and deadlines. Might seem like a party-pooper, but trust me, this celestial professor will guide you to make your daydreams a reality. But hold on to your telescopes, folks! Saturn in Pisces isn't all chill and Netflix. This planetary dad is going to barge into your mental room uninvited, questioning your dreams and plans. But here's the trick—don't slam the door and hide under the bed. Instead, let him in and listen. Because as annoying as it may seem, Saturn's advice is like that glitchy GPS that reroutes you right when you're about to drive into a river. Now, you might find yourself a bit restless, maybe even losing some sleep. That's just the Piscean influence making waves. But don't panic. This is the perfect opportunity to kick back, relax, and maybe even experiment with some meditation. Or perhaps go for a walk in the woods, take a deep breath, or even nap it out (but keep a dream journal handy!). In short, while Saturn is splashing around in Pisces, it’s the perfect time to connect with your inner Mr. Spock: calm, logical, but also deeply intuitive. So put on those galoshes and get ready to wade through the cosmic tide. Happy stargazing!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 57' 26", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2943196190km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Picture this: Uranus, the celestial bad boy, is in Taurus. Yes, you heard me right. The rebellious planet has moved into the backyard of the steadfast and somewhat stubborn Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking, "How on Earth (or any other planet, for that matter) is this going to work?" Well, imagine Spock at Woodstock, or a robot at a Renaissance fair. Yes, it's that bizarre! Now, our dear Taurus prefers a steady rhythm - the same breakfast every day, same route to work, same everything! But Uranus, on the other hand, is like a caffeine-addicted squirrel. It's jittery, it's unpredictable, it's all over the place! So, when Uranus decides to crash Taurus' calm tea party, you can bet that things are about to get interesting. Money, as we all know, is Taurus' favorite topic. It's like Sheldon Cooper at a comic book store - utterly in his element. But with Uranus in the mix, we might just see some serious changes in our financial system. We're talking new currencies, dramatic banking shifts, a potential stock market rollercoaster ride, and maybe even a sudden urge to invest in intergalactic real estate! On a personal level, this celestial shake-up may encourage us to rethink our relationship with money and materialism. You know, like suddenly realizing that owning 57 pairs of socks with cats on them might be a tad excessive. This period is all about breaking free from the chains of financial burdens and stepping into a more liberating and balanced financial future. So buckle up, fellow stargazers. Uranus in Taurus might feel like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while riding a unicycle, but it's here to teach us valuable lessons. Resistance is futile. But remember, these changes are not necessarily cataclysmic. In fact, they might just lead us to a better and more stable place, kind of like finding a secluded spot at a crowded concert. Brace yourselves, for change is not just coming. It's already here! And remember, the cosmos works in mysterious ways, much like my microwave...it's science!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 13' 52", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4353501038km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, pull up your socks and dust off your telescopes, dear ones! Our old friend Neptune is doing the celestial cha-cha in Pisces and boy, does it mean business. Now, I know you might be thinking, "Not Neptune again, that big, blue gas giant with a retrograde faster than my Wi-Fi connection!" But bear with me, there’s a method to Neptune's madness. Neptune in Pisces is akin to a mad scientist in a candy store - both are in their element and giddy as a proton in a particle accelerator. It's like having the keys to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we're dealing with emotions, intuition, and dreams. It's a veritable smorgasbord of spiritual possibilities! Now, let me paint you a picture. Imagine for a moment, we’re all astronauts floating in the infinite expanse of space. Suddenly, our differences seem about as insignificant as a speck of dust on Mars. As we orbit this grand cosmic dance floor led by Neptune, we're reminded that we're all made of stardust, and frankly, stardust doesn’t care if you prefer Star Wars over Star Trek. What Neptune in Pisces is really trying to tell us is that it's time to dig deep into the cosmic cookie jar of our emotional intelligence. Each one of us has something unique to offer, like a spicy alien salsa at an intergalactic potluck. Maybe you’ve been dreaming of writing a sci-fi novel, or perhaps, starting your own crystal healing YouTube channel. Whatever it is, now's the time to bring it forth and share it with the universe! So, grab your favorite Birkenstocks, light some sage, and turn on your lava lamp. Create a sacred space that feels as comforting as a warm black hole, and connect with what makes your spirit hum like a well-tuned spaceship. Remember, the energy of Neptune in Pisces is here to support you as you boldly go where no one has gone before. And, if it all seems too much, just remember: even a retrograde planet still moves forward. So, strap in and enjoy the ride, space cadets!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 38' 14", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5068119127km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Ahoy, space voyagers! I've been crunching the numbers on my trusty calculator (the one with the fancy solar panel) and it seems that our old buddy Pluto is currently partying it up in Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Pluto? Isn't that the guy who got kicked out of the planet club?" Well, yes, but he's taken it on the chin and is now living his best life as a dwarf planet, so let's give him some respect. So, what does this mean for us mere Earthlings? Well, grab a cup of your favorite herbal tea and let's get down to cosmic business. Both Pluto and Capricorn are goal-oriented, type A overachievers. They're the ones who show up to the 5K race with a color-coded plan of attack. They're all about success and power, and will stop at nothing to get it. And by "it", I mean the last vegan donut at the office party. However, in their quest for world domination, they can sometimes forget the little guys. You know, those pesky other viewpoints that don't align with their master plan. If you find yourself steamrolling over Aunt Mildred's opinion on climate change because you're too focused on proving your point, it's probably the Pluto-Capricorn effect. Take a beat, breathe, maybe offer Aunt Mildred a tofu scramble. Pluto is also the cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to ditch the negative patterns that are cluttering up our lives. However, this isn't a fluffy, feel-good detox. It's more of a controlled implosion. So, while you're busy tearing down your metaphorical walls, be mindful of what you're demolishing. You don't want to accidentally knock out the support beam holding up your sanity. Now, off you go, intrepid stargazers! Remember, you're the captain of your own spaceship. Don't let the Pluto-Capricorn alliance steer you off course. Safe travels!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Venus
Today is a good day to express yourself through creative and artistic endeavors. You appreciate art and beauty more than usual today. You have a desire to be with people you like. Your natural warmth and friendliness really manifest themselves today. Watch for feelings of extravagance, self-indulgence, and self-love. Do not dissipate yourself in the pursuit of pleasure.The qualities of the planet Venus are aligned with these people’s egos, so that they project the traits of Venus powerfully. Social relationships are extremely important to those with Sun conjunct Venus in the natal chart. They are generally charming people who possess an easy-going manner. It is generally quite important to these people to be personally popular, to come across in a pleasant way, and to be liked and appreciated. Sometimes, vanity is part of the package. Venus is a peace-making, harmony-loving planet, and those with Sun conjunct Venus do their best to seek peace and harmony. If you want things to go smoothly, call upon a Sun conjunct Venus person to restore balance. They are diplomatic and veritable experts at smoothing over (and sometimes glossing over) problems. They are openhanded with others, tolerant and accepting. When expressed negatively, they can be superficial and two-faced, and they can be very much tied up with appearancestheir own, and sometimes others’. They might be too agreeable, too pleasant (at the expense of honesty), and downright lazy at times. These people have a fine eye for style and enjoy pleasing surroundings. They generally dress well and enjoy a certain amount of luxury.These people are gracious. They are romantic and sometimes romantically impulsive. They tend to rely on the power of attraction to bring people to them, rather than aggressively pursuing love interests. There is some vanity involved here–they are most attracted to people who express interest in them, or who respond well to their charms! These are not the types of people who overtly pursue people who appear to be indifferent to them–something that Sun-Mars people might do. They are not competitive people in the aggressive sense of the word, and they are not people who love a good chase. Instead, they work their charms and draw people to them. Remember that their ability to attract others (Venus) is very much tied up with their ego (Sun).People with this aspect tend to be quite attractive, pleasing, and charming. Others sense the value people with this aspect tend to place on the feminine.Famous people with Sun conjunct Venus: Jamie Lee Curtis (Sun late Scorpio and Venus early Sagittarius), John Travolta (Sun late Aquarius and Venus early Pisces), Oprah Winfrey (in Aquarius), Leonardo DiCaprio (in Scorpio).Sun Square Uranus
Surprises may be in store for you today. These surprises may be disruptive and, if so, they are designed to help you grow. Look upon them as challenges and learning experiences. Problems today could come because of your eccentric behavior. Avoid bohemian tendencies and doing things just to be different. People are likely to take offense at your uniqueness. Don't draw unnecessary attention to yourself. Be alert today as impulsiveness may lead to accidents. Resist the urge to overthrow everything just for the sake of something new.The ego is quite large when the Sun is square or opposite Uranus. This is largely due to the fact that these people’s very identities ride on their sense of personal freedom. It can be quite a challenge to get them to do what they don’t want to do, simply because they see any attempts to push them in a certain direction as threatening their freedom. These are very dynamic individuals who question tradition and authority, yet, paradoxically, are quite set in their own ways.These people have a love-hate relationship with their own uniqueness. Much of the time they are very proud of their original personalities. Other times, they feel a bit left out for being “different”. Although they are humanitarian in many ways, they can be a little brusque when it comes to sentimentality or what they perceive to be excessive attachment to the past or to tradition.When the Sun and Uranus form a challenging aspect, there can be a lot of nervous energy and defensiveness. It can be difficult to hold a 9 to 5 job or to develop steady routines. They work best when they can manage their own schedules. They work in spurts. When they are hit with creative inspiration, they are capable of tremendous effort. However, they can be quite temperamental, and it is very hard for them to pour their hearts and souls into something that they don’t “feel” for at the moment. They don’t like superficiality or pretense, which is an admirable trait. However, their disdain for pretense can be problematic in a world where people are expected to perform whether they are inspired or not! I have a daughter who has the Sun in challenging aspect to Uranus, and there was quite an adjustment period when she entered first grade–a time when kids begin to truly experience structure. When the children in her gym class were told to dance, she simply stood there, immobile. When asked why she was not dancing, she replied, “But I don’t feel the dance inside of me, so how can I dance?” Sun-Uranus people don’t always feel like they “fit in” with the rules and structures of society. However, those that recognize the need to conform at least some of the time may be able to channel their high levels of intuition, inventiveness, and spiritedness into creative endeavors or important causes. They might find that they encounter much less resistance in day-to-day life this way.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Alan Alda, Billy Crystal, Stephen King, O. Henry (writer), Wynonna Judd (Sun square Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto), John Ritter, Dennis Rodman, Oliver Stone, George Washington, Bono (U2), Dustin Hoffman; Oppositions – Kevin Costner, Lauren Bacall, Ray Bradbury, Frank Capra, Billy Corgan, the Olsen twins, Geena Davis.Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.