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23 August, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels with an M1.1 flare at 22/2304 UTC from AR 3405 (N08W35, Cso/beta) as it developed negative polarity leading spots during the latter half of the period. Region 3415 (S09E78, Hax/alpha) was numbered this period but its location on the limb makes an accurate classification difficult. The remaining 7 numbered sunspot regions were either in decay or stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was returning to background levels as negative polarity CH HSS conditions lessened. Total field strength was less than 6 nT and Bz was generally near-neutral with no significant deviations. Wind speeds decreased from around 530 km/s to around 450 km/s. The phi angle was mostly negative.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 16 degrees, 08' 23", at a velocity of 12.71 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.3 days old. It is 386572.71 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.
The Sun is at 29 Leo 53' 31", and is 151298944km away and approaching.The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 16 Sco 08' 23", and is 389751km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Scorpio
Alright, my celestial enthusiasts! Grab your telescopes and your favourite space-themed pyjamas because we're going on a cosmic journey. The Moon, our lovely lunar companion, has sidled up into Scorpio, that secretive, somewhat brooding sign of the zodiac. Or put simply, the Moon has decided to go all "Sherlock Holmes" on us for a while! Now, for those of you not up to speed with your astronomical measurements, the Moon is exactly 390,029.091286763km away. I know, it's a bit of a mouthful, isn't it? To put it in perspective, that's like taking a trip to your local supermarket...about 10 million times. Good luck with that shopping list! Now, what does this Scorpio Moon mean for you? Well, imagine yourself as a detective in a Victorian-era novel. You've got the stylish outfit, the oversized magnifying glass, and an irresistible urge to uncover secrets and solve mysteries. That's how you're going to feel during this period. This might lead to some intense emotions and deep self-reflection. Don't be alarmed if you find yourself pondering about the universe, existentialism, or why Doctor Who always leaves the TARDIS door open. It's perfectly normal. Also, as you're embracing your inner detective, remember to be considerate of others' privacy. Not everyone appreciates their secrets being probed, even if you are doing it in the name of cosmic alignment! So, grab your pet cat, put on your favourite vinyl record, and get ready to dive deep into the mysteries of the universe. And remember, the answer to everything isn't always 42, sometimes it's just realising that we're all specks of stardust, floating on a pale blue dot in an ever-expanding universe. Happy stargazing, my fellow celestial nerds!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 21 Vir 50' 13", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 106158966km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Well, well, well, what have we here? Mercury in Virgo, eh? It’s almost as if the universe has suddenly decided to put on its smarty pants. You see, when Mercury, the planet equivalent of that nerdy kid who always carried around extra pencils in school, sidles up to Virgo, it's like a meeting of two masterminds in the cafeteria. There's no fluff here, folks. These two are about as straightforward as a Stormtrooper's aim... and we all know how that usually goes. Now, don't get your lightsabers in a knot. This isn't a bad thing. In fact, it's quite the opposite. With Mercury in Virgo, our minds are sharper than a Jedi's intuition. Our speech becomes as precise as a well-executed Death Star trench run. No longer will we be tempted to sugar-coat our words. Instead, we're cutting through the clutter faster than Vader can force-choke an incompetent officer. And talk about productivity! I mean, who needs droids when you've got this kind of efficiency? Virgo, in all its detail-oriented glory, is like the ultimate overachieving protocol droid. It helps us strip out all the unnecessary info and focus on what really matters. You'll be making progress faster than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive. However, in the wise words of Master Yoda, "Beware!" With all this critical thinking, it's easy to become as nitpicky as a Wookiee with a flea problem. We might start finding faults in everything, from our colleagues' reports to the Ewoks' treehouse designs. Remember, the dark side is quick to capitalise on frustration and negativity. So, try to keep your critiques as tactful as Kenobi in a diplomatic situation. In conclusion, Mercury in Virgo might not be as fun as a night out at the Mos Eisley Cantina, but it sure is an opportune time for getting things done. So, grab your metaphorical lightsaber, tap into your inner Jedi and use this time to your advantage. And may the force...I mean, stars, be with you!Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 14 Leo 57' 05", moving backwards at 0.45 degrees per day, and is 45178652km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Greetings, cosmic travellers! Buckle up and prepare for a celestial roller coaster ride because Venus has parked her spaceship in Leo's orbit. And let me tell you, folks, it's not your average nonchalant planetary visit. Venus in Leo is like that one friend who insists on throwing the grandest parties, complete with dramatic entrances, sparkly outfits, and a karaoke machine. So, if you've been hoping for a quiet, introverted time ahead, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... not happening, my friend! When Venus sashays into the kingdom of Leo, she demands to be the center of attention. And why not? She's the goddess of love, after all. It's like when a cat walks into a room full of dogs - chaos ensues! And with Venus in Leo, it's not just about being loved, oh no. She wants to be adored, worshipped, fawned over. She's the diva of the zodiac, so prepare for some grand love declarations, and don't be surprised if you find yourself serenading your sweetheart from their balcony! Now remember, folks, every coin has two sides. Leo may be the life of the party, but Leo can also be the drama queen. If you're not getting enough attention or if someone else dares to steal your limelight, you might find yourself roaring louder than you intended. But hey, take it easy! Remember, even the Sun doesn't try to outshine the Moon. As far as money goes, Venus in Leo sees it as a way to add extra sparkle to life. Think glitz, glamour, and a little bit of extravagance. It's like having a black hole in your pocket, sucking in all the cash, but instead of disappearing forever, it turns into glittery gifts and lavish experiences. Remember though, while treating yourself is fun, true joy comes from showering others with love and generosity. So, embrace this colorful cosmic dance and remember to enjoy the ride. After all, what's life without a touch of fun, drama, and a dash of glitter? Venus in Leo is here to remind us that life is a celebration, so let's turn the music up and dance like no one's watching!Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 27 Vir 15' 26", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 368301122km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Beam Me Up, Mars-Virgo!
Alright my celestial voyagers, so we've got the Red Planet, Mars, currently taking a cosmic vacation in the orderly land of Virgo. You know Mars, the "Just do it" planet - not to be confused with Nike's slogan, mind you - and Virgo, the master of 'doing it right or not doing it at all.' So, what happens when these two collide? Think of it like the most efficient space robot you can imagine, programmed for ultimate productivity.
Now, Virgo rules the 6th House - no, not the one from Game of Thrones, but the House of Health and Self-Improvement. What does this mean? Well, it's as if Mars has suddenly decided to subscribe to a new intergalactic health and fitness magazine. It's time to dust off your gym membership card, swap your cheesy fries with a salad, and start meditating instead of contemplating the meaning of Star Trek episodes. The good news is that Mars in Virgo loves routine more than a Trekkie loves a Starfleet uniform, so any healthy habits you start now will stick like Spock's Vulcan grip.
But beware, fellow stargazers! This cosmic cocktail can make us a tad too critical. You may find yourself wanting to express your opinions more forcefully than a frustrated Klingon. Remember, nobody likes a nitpicker, unless you're picking nits from your Wookie co-pilot. And watch out for those self-criticism lasers; they're set on stun. Cut yourself some slack, and practice patience like a wise old Jedi.
So, instead of focusing on who misplaced the sonic screwdriver, use this cosmic energy to tackle tasks that require attention to detail. Balancing your budget, planning for a starship cruise, learning a new alien language, or job hunting in the Alpha Quadrant - whatever floats your spaceship. With Mars in Virgo, there's no better time for taking care of your personal galaxy and launching your projects into hyperdrive!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 19' 54", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 690027607km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright folks, strap in, because Jupiter - yes, that big ol' gas giant, the Santa Claus of our solar system, is sauntering into Taurus, the astrological equivalent of a tenacious tortoise. What do you get when you mix cosmic wisdom with stubborn sensibility? A whole lot of procrastination on enlightenment, that's what!
See, Jupiter is the cool college professor of planets, always dropping wisdom bombs and broadening horizons. And Taurus, well, Taurus is the kid at the back of the class, doodling in its notebook, dreaming of lunch. When these two come together, it's like a celestial sitcom where everyone learns a valuable life lesson by the end of each episode.
Taurus, being the ambitious earth sign it is, won't just be daydreaming about that triple-decker sandwich. No, it's got bigger plans. And with Jupiter playing the role of motivational speaker, we're all about to get a big ol' kick in the ambition. Get ready to tackle that towering to-do list with a fervor usually reserved for Black Friday sales.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Jupiter, the planet of good luck in Taurus, the sign of wealth? I'm about to be swimming in cash!" Well, hold your horses, or rather, your bulls. Keep in mind, Taurus also has a penchant for the finer things in life- think truffle oil on everything. The risk of confusing need and want is as real as mistaking margarine for butter. So, while this transit may feel like hitting the jackpot, try not to spend it all in one place... or on one high-end artisan cheese.
In summary, Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic comedy show. There'll be lots of laughs, some life lessons, and maybe even a little bit of luxury. Just remember to keep your wits about you and enjoy the ride. And don't forget to tip your waitstaff- they might be Tauruses too!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 04 Pis 08' 38", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1311330257km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright, my celestial voyagers, gather 'round! It seems our dear old taskmaster, Saturn, has found himself loungin' in the dreamy realm of Pisces. Now, don't start throwin' a cosmic fit just yet. This here is an opportunity, like finding a rare alien artifact in a pile of space junk. Saturn in Pisces is akin to a wise, if somewhat grumpy, mentor figure showing up at your dreamscape's front door. He's not there to dampen your spirits or squash your fantasies, but rather to help you make sense of them. You know, like those complex space navigation charts we all pretend to understand. So, get your cerebral notepads ready, folks, 'cause ol' Saturn is about to give you a proper lesson in dream realization. Sure, it might feel like you're being interrogated by a Federation officer, but remember - it's all in service of turning those moonbeams of yours into solid, tangible reality. Now, I ain't gonna sugarcoat it, with all this mental activity, you might find yourself more restless than a tribble on caffeine. But fret not, my cosmic comrades! This is the perfect time to try out those relaxation techniques you've been ignoring. Meditate, take a nature walk, heck, even nap if you want. Just remember, keep that dream journal handy - you never know when inspiration will strike! So, let's welcome Saturn in Pisces like an unexpected but ultimately helpful guest. After all, even the sternest of captains can steer us towards uncharted territories of growth and self-discovery. Now go forth, my star-studded adventurers, and may your dreams be as vast and infinite as the universe itself!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 23 Tau 03' 40", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 2915361480km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Beam Me Up, Uranus: Taurus Edition
Holy smokes, star gazers! Guess who’s crashing the Taurus party? Our dear buddy Uranus, that’s who! Now, I know what you're thinking. Taurus and change go together like cats and bubble baths - not the best mix. Taurus loves routine like a space geek loves Star Trek marathons. But folks, here's the cosmic plot twist - our far-out friend Uranus is all about shaking things up!
So brace yourselves, because Uranus doesn't care if Taurus would rather binge-watch Babylon 5 than face change. This celestial rebel is about to turn the Taurus world upside down, and this could mean some serious space-time continuum style shifts.
Now onto the fun stuff - money! Taurus' favorite topic, right after ‘why are there no good vegan options at KFC?’ With Uranus in town, we're talking super nova changes to how we handle our moolah, both on a personal and global scale. We might see new currencies sprouting like mushrooms after a rainstorm, or banks transforming faster than you can say "Quantum Physics!" And hold onto your socks because the housing and stock markets might be in for a rollercoaster ride that'd impress even Spock.
On the personal front, Uranus in Taurus is like a financial decluttering fairy, encouraging us to break those chains of credit card debts, mortgages, and that weird tax thing you never understood. It's time to redefine our relationship with money and materialism. We're all going to be financial minimalists by the end of this, whether we like it or not. Because, let's face it, resisting Uranus is like trying to argue with a Vulcan - futile and slightly embarrassing.
So buckle up, cosmic voyagers. The changes Uranus ushers in might be as comfortable as teleportation without pants, but they're here to liberate us. And who knows, maybe these changes will even bring us to a point of greater stability, like finding a prime parking spot at a Star Wars convention.
Remember, in the words of the great Captain Kirk, "Change is the essential process of all existence." So let's boldly go where no Taurus has gone before!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 59' 17", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4338820361km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
"Houston, we have a solution! Neptune is doing the backstroke in Pisces and boy, does that make things a wee bit interesting. Now before you roll your eyes and say, 'Astrology is not rocket science,' remember, I'm a scientist first, my fellow star-gazers, and this cosmic event is scientifically fascinating! Neptune in Pisces is like Spock at a Star Trek convention: right at home and ready to mind-meld with anyone who'll listen. It's where Neptune's love affair with all things ethereal becomes a reality TV show entitled 'Neptune's Got Emotions'. And, let me tell you, the ratings are astronomical! Imagine you're in a sci-fi movie. You've been granted X-ray vision by some benevolent alien race. Now, instead of seeing through walls (or people's clothing - naughty, naughty), you see into people's hearts, their dreams, their fears, and their hopes. You suddenly realize that arguing over who left the toilet seat up or didn't refill the coffee pot is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. This is a time to put our individual superpowers to work for the betterment of all humankind. Think of it as a cosmic team-building exercise. Maybe you're good at finding lost socks, or perhaps you know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Whatever your talent, Neptune in Pisces says, 'Use it for the greater good, my friend.' It's also the perfect time to explore your spiritual side. Sign up for that meditation course you've been eyeing, or build a zen garden in your backyard. Just remember, if any neighbors peek over the fence and ask what you're doing, just tell them you're communing with Neptune. They'll either nod knowingly or slowly back away. Either way, you win. This is a time of spiritual awakening, emotional growth, and realizing that we're all interconnected, just like those little plastic pieces in an epic LEGO set. So, grab your metaphorical hard hat and toolbox, folks. We've got a world to build, one piece at a time."Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 24' 32", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5081714385km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Hey, star gazers and cosmic cadets! Pull up a chair, grab your favorite nerd glasses, and let's get ready to blast off into some astrological infotainment. So, Pluto is currently on its leisurely saunter through Capricorn, right? Now, for those of you who are new to this, you're probably thinking "Wait, didn't they demote Pluto to dwarf planet status?" Yes, they did, and we're still not over it. But in astrology, we don't care about such trivial matters. Pluto packs quite a punch in our horoscopes, even if it's basically the runt of the solar family. Pluto, in its retrograde dance, is like that friend who shows up at your party and starts rearranging your furniture because "the energy flow is all wrong in here." It’s all about transformation, rebirth, deep dives into the subconscious. This guy doesn't do anything halfway, so buckle up! And Capricorn? Oh boy, where do I start? Capricorn is like that overachieving cousin of yours who makes you look bad at family reunions. They're all about structure, discipline, and achievement. Mix Pluto's transformative energy with Capricorn's drive for success, and you have a recipe for some serious overhaul. Now, here’s where things might get a little tricky. Both Pluto and Capricorn can be a bit...intense. They're so focused on results that they can come off as being intolerant of other people's ideas. So, while Pluto is chilling in Capricorn, make sure you're not dismissing others' viewpoints just because they don't align with your own. And remember, kids: Pluto wants us to ditch those bad habits that aren't working for us anymore. But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. Think of it as an opportunity for some cosmic housecleaning. It’s like Marie Kondo-ing your life, but with more celestial drama. Just be mindful about what parts of your life you decide to 'declutter'. After all, you wouldn't throw out your favorite Star Wars T-shirt just because it has a few holes in it, right? So go forth, brave space cadets, armed with this knowledge. Navigate your way through this transit with a little less fear and a lot more understanding. And may the force (or at least the gravitational pull) be with you!Current Planetary Aspects