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24 August, 2023
Solar activity was low, with only low level C-class flares observed this period. Region 3405 (N10W48, Hsx/alpha) was the main flare producer, including the largest flare of the period; a C3.9/Sf flare at 23/1407 UTC. This region continued to decay throughout the period and became less active by the end of the day. Region 3413 (N10E46, Fho/beta) was the only spot group that exhibited any sort of growth, though it was still too foreshortened to get an accurate magnetic analysis. It did, however, produce a C1.7 flare at 23/1516 UTC and a C2.5 flare at 23/1616 UTC. There is also a chance that this could actually be two spot groups, but that determination will be made when it rotates farther onto the visible disk and a more accurate analysis can be made. The remaining numbered sunspot regions were either in decay or stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment reflected a mostly background regime. Total field strength averaged near 5 nT, Bz was generally north to near-neutral with no significant deviations, and wind speeds decreased from over 460 km/s to around 425 km/s. The phi angle was mostly negative.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 29 degrees, 01' 27", at a velocity of 13.08 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.2 days old. It is 381739.13 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 00 Vir 51' 21", and is 151266516km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 29 Sco 01' 27", and is 384374km away and approaching.Moon Is In Scorpio
Well hello there, stargazers! It seems the moon has decided to play hide and seek in the mysterious depths of Scorpio. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Oh great, my moon's gone all dark and broody on me, just like that weird guy from my high school poetry club". Don't worry, it’s not going to start writing cryptic verses about the futility of existence anytime soon. So, let me break it down for you. The Moon - our galactic disco ball, sitting at a comfy 384,682.489339788km away. Yes, I said 'comfy' because that’s still close enough for the moon to photobomb your perfect stargazing selfies, yet far enough not to grab popcorn from your hand while you're watching 'Moonlight Sonata'. In cosmic terms, the Moon's stay in Scorpio is shorter than the lifespan of a mayfly wearing a red shirt on Star Trek. We're talking 24 hours here folks, before it packs its bags and moves on over to Sagittarius. This swift transit is a bit like attending a sci-fi convention - one minute you're deep in conversation with a Klingon, the next you're debating the merits of veganism with a Wookiee. Now, Scorpio, being the drama king of the zodiac, might try to stir up some emotional intensity - a bit like when Captain Sheridan suddenly decided he could fly a Starfury through the eye of a needle. But remember, the Moon in Scorpio isn't about plunging into an intergalactic war with your emotions. It's about understanding them, accepting them, and if need be, channeling your inner Spock to logically deal with them. In the next 24 hours, you may feel a bit more introspective, a little more sensitive to the ebbs and flows of the universe. That's okay. Embrace it. Use this time to explore your inner cosmos, your personal final frontier. And remember, no matter how intense things get, the Moon's just doing its thing, playing cosmic hopscotch across the stars. So strap in, enjoy the ride, and may the force...oops, wrong show. You get the idea though. Stay groovy, stargazers!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 21 Vir 50' 36", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 104401872km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Alright, cosmic voyagers, it's time to get down to astrological business. Mercury, our quick-witted cosmic messenger, has jumped ship from Leo's fiery flamboyance and settled into Virgo's efficient embrace. Now, some may say this is akin to swapping a laser-light show for an abacus, but trust me, there's more fun here than meets the eye. Imagine Virgo as your favorite high school science teacher—the one who made balancing chemical equations feel like solving a mystery rather than tedious homework. That's what we've got on the astral menu. Mercury in Virgo isn't about smoke and mirrors, folks, it's about precision, efficiency, and oh-so-satisfying clarity. It's like your mind has been gifted a pair of glasses after squinting for weeks. Suddenly, you're seeing the minute details in high definition. The catch? You might also notice the coffee stain on your shirt that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. This transit is all about stripping away the fluff and getting straight to the point. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, sparking joy by tidying up the mental clutter. And boy, do we love a good decluttering session! But remember, with great power comes...a tendency to over-analyze. Beware of slipping into the nitpicking zone. Productivity is high during this transit, making it the perfect time to tackle those lingering tasks on your to-do list. Procrastination? We don't know her. But remember, it's not just about ticking boxes, it's about doing things well. Quality over quantity, my friends. Lastly, a word of caution. Mercury in Virgo can be a bit like that friend who always points out the spinach in your teeth - helpful, but potentially annoying. So, as you’re cutting through the clutter, remember to wield your words wisely. In summary, as Mercury moonwalks its way through Virgo, embrace the energy. Break out those comfy pants, brew a pot of fair-trade organic coffee, and get ready to rock the retrograde! Happy star-gazing!Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 14 Leo 30' 56", moving backwards at 0.42 degrees per day, and is 45599754km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: Love's Getting Lit!
Brace yourself, cosmic voyagers! Venus has just set up camp in Leo, and let me tell you, it's like a cosmic disco up there! Venus is currently 45579034.091482982km away, and if that doesn't sound like social distancing, I don't know what does. When Venus, the cosmic Kardashian, meets Leo, the zodiac's ultimate party animal, you can expect some serious celestial fireworks. Imagine if love had a volume knob. Well, Venus in Leo just cranked it up to 11! Are you ready to bellow your affection from the rooftops? Good, because whispering sweet nothings is so last season. Leo wants grand gestures, not grand silences. We're talking skywriting, flash mobs, proposals at sports games. Subtlety? Never heard of her. And when it comes to appreciation, forget about a pat on the back or a casual 'good job.' You won't settle for less than a standing ovation. With Venus in Leo, it's all about getting adored, not just acknowledged. But beware, my star-studded friends. Leo may be the king of the jungle, but it's also the queen of drama. Feeling neglected? You might find yourself starting an argument just to feel the spotlight again. Remember, in the cosmic game of love, there's no 'i' in 'we.' And if you keep focusing on the 'me,' you might end up with just that...alone. Now, let's talk about the moolah. With Venus in Leo, money is just another prop in the grand theatre of life. It's all about making you and your loved ones feel like a million bucks, even if your bank balance disagrees. Think glitz, glitter, and glamour. Go on, splurge a little. But remember, Leo is all about generosity. So, treating others might just bring more joy than treating yourself. Besides, who needs self-care when you can have shared-care? So, strap in, stargazers! Venus in Leo is here to inject some technicolor into your love life and remind you that a life without a sprinkle of fun and a dash of drama is like a galaxy without stars. And we wouldn't want that, would we?Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 27 Vir 53' 42", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 368771904km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Greetings, stargazers and space nerds alike! Blast off your rocket boots and tighten up those celestial safety belts because we're heading straight into a cosmic rollercoaster. Mars, our red next-door neighbour, is currently hanging out in Virgo, the zodiac’s uber-organized, efficiency-loving, gluten-free bread-baking, fitness tracking control freak. Now, I know what you're thinking - "That’s like inviting a rowdy, beer-chugging frat boy to a zen yoga retreat." And you'd be right, except for one mind-boggling fact - this odd couple pairing actually works. It's like the universe's version of The Odd Couple, only with more star dust and less canned laughter. Virgo, being the cosmic equivalent of that friend who alphabetizes their spice rack for fun, is all about efficiency, health, and self-improvement. So, when Mars, the 'just do it' sneaker-wearing planet, crashes on Virgo's couch, we all get a nudge (or a shove) towards trimming the excess fat from our routines. Think of it as a cosmic Marie Kondo moment: if it doesn't spark joy or productivity, thank it and chuck it into the black hole of the past. But hold on to your telescopes, folks, because there's a flip side to this galactic coin. With Mars in Virgo, your inner critic might decide to upgrade itself to a full-blown drill sergeant. Nitpicking becomes as easy as spotting Orion's belt on a clear night, and patience could become as elusive as dark matter. So, here's my sage advice, delivered straight from the cosmos to your computer screen - cut yourself, and others, some interstellar slack. Direct that Virgoan attention to detail towards positive exploits, like finally balancing your budget or starting that DIY project you've been eyeing. It's like filing your taxes early or cleaning out the garage – not necessarily thrilling, but oh-so-satisfying. So, cosmic voyagers, gear up for a productive journey. Remember, there's no better time for taking care of personal business or launching a project than when Mars is in Virgo. Just remember to pack some patience and a sense of humour for the trip, and you'll navigate this celestial transit like a pro. And hey, keep looking up!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 22' 13", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 687829745km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Oh, galactic wanderers! Our buddy Jupiter, the celestial heavyweight and cosmic guru, has strutted into Taurus, the zodiac's most chillaxed sign. Picture a wise old philosopher, kicking back in a comfy recliner, stroking his beard while munching on some organic, gluten-free snacks. That's Jupiter in Taurus for you. Jupiter is like that cool, nerdy professor who opens your mind to new perspectives with a twinkle in their eye. And Taurus? Well, it's the embodiment of "Netflix and chill". So, when Jupiter meanders over to Taurus' turf, it's like your favorite Star Wars marathon - an epic saga of wisdom and stillness, where Yoda meets the Dude. This cosmic combo is all about reminding us that we don't need to seek out wisdom in far-flung galaxies - it's right there inside us, waiting to be discovered. It's like realizing the Death Star plans were in R2-D2 all along. You just have to sift through the daily hullabaloo to find it. Under this transit, we're nudged towards making real progress on our dreams. Jupiter pumps us up with its expansive energy, while Taurus, the stubborn bull, encourages us to keep plodding along, one hoof after another. It's kind of like playing a long game of 'Space Invaders' - slow, steady, and eventually victorious. Now, let's talk about prosperity. Jupiter is known for bringing good luck and fortune, and Taurus is all about the Benjamins. So, when these two get together, it's like winning the cosmic lottery. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility - or in this case, with great indulgence comes great waistlines. Taurus loves the good life, and Jupiter may encourage us to go overboard. So, as you navigate this transit, remember to practice some cosmic self-control. In a nutshell, Jupiter in Taurus is a time to be wise, be patient, and, above all, don't panic! The answers you seek are closer than they appear in the rearview mirror of your life. Now, go forth, interstellar adventurers, and may the Force (of Jupiter in Taurus) be with you!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 04 Pis 04' 06", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1311162316km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Well folks, grab your binoculars and look to the stars because Saturn's doing the backstroke in Pisces' pool. And let me tell you, nothing says 'fun cosmic event' like a planet 1.3 billion kilometers away going retrograde! It's like watching a snail race in slow motion... from a helicopter... at night... with sunglasses on.
Now, let me put on my serious astrologer glasses for a moment: Saturn in Pisces is all about digging deep into the cavern of your dreams. Like Gandalf searching for that one ring, or you looking for your phone after a night of Netflix and chips. It's time to dust off those forgotten aspirations like writing a novel or launching a business. So, light a scented candle, sit cross-legged on your favorite rug, and open yourself up to the cosmic wisdom that's about to drop like a hot new mixtape.
But don't be fooled, this isn't as easy as binge-watching Star Trek on a lazy Sunday. Saturn in Pisces might poke around your dreamscape like a nosey neighbor. Your first instinct might be to stick a "Keep Out" sign on your dream door, but trust me, this planetary 'dad' has some cleaning advice that even Marie Kondo would approve of.
And oh, expect some cosmic insomnia as Pisces is associated with sleep and dreams. You might be tossing and turning like a rotisserie chicken. But hey, it's the perfect excuse to get into meditation, nature walks, or napping. Heck, you can even start a dream journal - just make sure to use invisible ink in case Saturn comes snooping around again.
So, fellow stargazers, fasten your seatbelts and keep your hands inside the cosmic ride at all times. With Saturn in Pisces, it's time to boldly go where no man, woman, or astrologer has gone before!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 23 Tau 03' 56", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 2912848043km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Cash Cow Has Arrived! Greetings, celestial surfers! Uranus, the galaxy's rebellious teenager, has crash-landed into the peaceful pastures of Taurus, the cosmic cash cow. Imagine Spock trying to explain quantum mechanics to a herd of cows. That's what we're dealing with here. Taurus, bless its heart, likes a slow and steady pace – think Internet Explorer in a world of Google Chromes. It finds comfort in routine and consistency, much like how we find comfort in our favorite pair of worn-out pajama bottoms. But Uranus? Pfft. This blue-green hooligan is as unpredictable as a cat on catnip! Now, you might ask, "What does this mean for me?" Well, it's like being in a financial pinball machine. Expect the unexpected. Your piggy banks might start growing wings or your credit cards could decide to go on a diet. The status quo is so passe, and Uranus is here to shake things up! The way we handle money is about to get a sci-fi makeover. During Uranus’ seven-year residency in Taurus, we might see Bitcoin become the new pocket change, banks transform into virtual reality experiences, or the stock market reinvent itself like Madonna in the 80s. On a personal level, Uranus is here to play the role of a cosmic Marie Kondo. It's high time we declutter our financial houses. Debt, taxes, credit card interest - they’re like those annoying pop-up ads that hinder our internet freedom. Uranus is all about liberation, even if it means dragging us, kicking and screaming, out of our comfort zones. Some of us are clutching onto our material possessions like Gollum with his precious ring. But guess what? The 'one ring' is on its way to Mount Doom, folks. Resistance is futile, just ask the Borg. But wait! Don’t pack your bags and move to Mars just yet. Remember, every cloud has a silver lining and every black hole, a galaxy on the other side. The changes brought by Uranus can catapult us towards greater stability. We just have to buckle up and enjoy this cosmic roller coaster ride. So, here's to embracing the chaos and welcoming the future. May the force (and Uranus) be with you!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 57' 50", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4337714215km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hello there, Astro-Nerds! Buckle up because Neptune has decided to go retrograde in Pisces, and it's about as chaotic as your WiFi going out during the season finale of your favorite Netflix show. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Neptune, that's only 4,337,742,896.145512581km away, why should I care?" Well, my cosmic comrades, this is why. When Neptune takes a backflip in Pisces, it’s kind of like that moment when you put on a pair of those crazy beer goggles at a science fair. Suddenly, everything looks different. The world seems a bit fuzzier, your hands are giant, and that tiny, insignificant ant on the floor suddenly becomes a monstrous beast. But fear not! This isn't a bad thing. In fact, it's like getting a superpower. You see, with Neptune in Pisces, we get an X-ray vision into our spiritual selves, shedding light on the contradictions within us. It's like realizing you've been wearing mismatched socks all day, but instead of socks, it's your emotions and your spirit. Suddenly, the mundane squabbles about who ate the last slice of pizza or who forgot to replace the toilet paper roll seem utterly pointless. Why? Because Neptune in Pisces is all about unity, baby! It's about coming together, despite our differences, like a beautifully diverse jigsaw puzzle. This cosmic event is like a massive, space-sized megaphone, calling out to each of us, asking - no, begging - us to bring our unique gifts, ideas, and dreams to the table. It's time to whip out those hidden talents, folks! Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Write a haiku about cheese? Solve a Rubik's cube while doing a handstand? Whatever it is, the universe wants to see it! Maybe you feel an urge to learn more about spirituality, or perhaps you're feeling called to create a sacred space at home where you can connect with the divine. Go for it! You want to make an altar out of recycled soda cans and fairy lights? Neptune in Pisces says, "Do it!" Remember, my friends, this is a time for exploration, for sharing, and for coming together. And don't worry if you stumble along the way – Neptune’s got your back. So, let's dive headfirst into this celestial soup and swim towards unity. Remember, we're all just stardPluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 23' 23", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5083182303km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto's Cosmic Dance with Capricorn
Now, don't look so perplexed, dear reader, because Pluto, that spunky little ex-planet (still a planet in my heart, of course), is currently on a romantic rendezvous with Capricorn, the cosmic goat. Now, this is not your typical slow dance in the cosmos, but rather like a quantum waltz on a small, icy disco floor about 5 billion kilometers away. And don't let their distant relationship fool you, because these two celestial bodies are simply buzzing with energy and influence over our earthly endeavors.
Pluto and Capricorn together are like that super-organized, hyper-efficient friend we all have who color-codes their socks and has a five-year plan for their goldfish. They're all about power, success, and getting things done. So, if you've been procrastinating on that project, now might be the time to get cracking. But remember, in their relentless pursuit of results, they tend to steamroll over anyone who gets in their way. So, be mindful not to become the cosmic equivalent of a bulldozer mowing down a field of daisies!
And there's Pluto, the tiny titan, urging us to drop the bad habits that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. This means some carefully orchestrated destruction is in order. Like an intergalactic Marie Kondo, it's time to declutter your life, keeping only the things that spark joy or, at the very least, don't cause existential dread. While this may sound as daunting as trying to calculate Pi to the final digit, it's a cosmic push we could all use every now and then.
So, hitch a ride on this cosmic wave, dear reader. Use this planetary power play to your advantage, whether it's finally organizing your sock drawer by color, or tackling larger life changes. Remember, we're all just stardust navigating the cosmos, trying not to trip over our own shoelaces.
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