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28 August, 2023
Solar activity was low and the five sunspot regions were stable and quiescent throughout the period. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
A weakly enhanced solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period. Solar wind speeds slowly decreased from initial values near 450 km/s to 350 km/s, total field strength values ranged between 2-8 nT, and Bz was southward at around -6 nT for brief periods.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 24 degrees, 54' 34", at a velocity of 14.85 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. It is 365829.7 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 04 Vir 42' 51", and is 151132361km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 24 Cap 54' 34", and is 362478km away and approaching.Moon Is In Capricorn
"Beep, boop, beep! Greetings cosmic voyagers! The Moon in Capricorn is calling and it's time to check our astrological coordinates. Currently, our silvery satellite is chilling at approximately 362,706.784330796km away. No need for a light-year tape measure, trust me on the calculations, I do have a doctorate in astro-physics from the University of Intergalactic Shenanigans! So, what does this mean for you, my celestial friends? As our lunar pal hunkers down in the sign of the ambitious Capricorn, get ready to feel a gravitational pull towards responsibility and order. That laundry pile that's started to resemble the mountainous terrain of Tatooine? Time to tackle it! Yes, even your socks that have mysteriously multiplied like Tribbles. Remember, the Moon in Capricorn is all about discipline and structure. It's like Yoda for your life: small but mighty with loads of wisdom to share. But don't get too comfortable in your Jedi robes, because in the next 24 hours, the moon will be packing its bags and heading for Aquarius faster than Han Solo making the Kessel Run. Anticipate a shift in energy as we enter the rebellious and innovative realm of Aquarius. So, you might just find yourself ditching the light saber for a sonic screwdriver, ready to invent new ways of doing things. Embrace it! The universe, like Doctor Who's TARDIS, is bigger on the inside, full of endless possibilities. To sum up, beep-beep-boop, my dear stargazers! Remember to keep one eye on the stars, one hand on your lightsaber, and both feet on the ground. May the force (and the forecast) be with you!"Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 20 Vir 53' 46", moving backwards at 0.44 degrees per day, and is 98359191km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! So, Mercury, that fast-talking planet that's always got something to say, has decided to kick back in Virgo for a bit. Now, science tells us that this is just a planetary alignment, but we know better, don't we? It's like when you put your favorite recliner near the window. You change. Suddenly, you're contemplating the mysteries of the universe and why cats always land on their feet. So, what's this Mercury-in-Virgo thing all about, you ask? It's like getting a new operating system for your brain. You're suddenly able to sort through the cosmic clutter, cut out the fluff, and get straight to the heart of matters. It's like you've been given a cosmic scalpel to slice through the baloney sandwich of life. And productivity? My stars, you're going to be knocking tasks off your to-do list faster than a quantum particle can zip through a wormhole. You'll be so focused, you might even forget to eat, or shower, or remember what sunlight looks like. But hey, who needs those things when there's progress to be made, right? But here's a word of caution, stargazers: With all this discernment and focus, it's easy to fall into the trap of being hyper-critical. Remember, nobody likes a nitpicker. So, while you're busy analyzing and critiquing every little thing, don't forget to show a little kindness, too. We're all just floating on this blue marble together, trying to figure out why socks disappear in the laundry and why pizza is so darn delicious. So, as Mercury hangs out in Virgo, let's use this time to make some real progress, speak our truth clearly, and remember to sprinkle a little love and understanding into our conversations. After all, we're all just stardust having a human experience. Or is it humans having a stardust experience? Ah, well, you get the point. Happy stargazing!Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 13 Leo 07' 38", moving backwards at 0.27 degrees per day, and is 47639175km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: The Star of the Zodiac Show
Alright folks, buckle up your asteroids because Venus just swaggered into the Leo party. Now, Venus is usually quite the charmer, but in Leo? She's like that eccentric aunt who brings life to family reunions with wild stories and her infectious laughter. She's here to paint the town red (or rainbow, Leo isn't picky about colors), so get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster of emotions.
When Venus is in Leo, love isn't just whispered sweet nothings, it's shouted off rooftops, written in skywriting and maybe even tattooed on forearms. Subtle? Not in this planetary alignment, my friends! You better be prepared to not just like or appreciate, but to adore. And I'm not talking about a polite golf clap kind of adoration, we're talking standing ovation, superfan levels of adoration here. If you're not ready to roll the dice of love, well, you might find yourself watching from the sidelines, clutching your horoscope and lamenting missed opportunities.
Now, let's talk drama. Leo's got it in spades, and Venus isn't afraid to play along. If you're not feeling like the star of your own rom-com during this transit, you might end up throwing a tantrum worthy of a soap opera diva. Remember, we're all stars in the grand cosmic play, so try to share the spotlight, will ya?
And let's not forget about money. When Venus is in Leo, you're spending it not just to satisfy needs, but to make yourself feel like a million bucks. Or maybe even a billion, with Leo's lavish tastes. But remember, Leo's also got a heart as big as a star, so spend some of that hard-earned cash on those you care about too. Because what's the point of feeling like a million bucks if you can't make others feel the same?
To sum it up, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic Mardi Gras - colorful, vibrant, and a bit over the top. So, let's embrace the fun and excitement, because without it, life would be as dull as a black hole. And remember, in the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "We're all made of star stuff," so shine on, you crazy diamonds!
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 00 Lib 27' 14", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 370566731km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Greetings, star gazers and cosmic voyagers! Buckle up your asteroid belts, we're taking a trip to the intergalactic relationship counselling centre, also known as Mars in Libra. So, our fiery friend Mars, typically the action hero of the celestial sphere, finds itself chilling out in the diplomatic Libran lounge. Now, instead of charging headfirst into battle like a sci-fi warrior with a laser sword, Mars is more like a thoughtful hippie, strumming a guitar, and singing songs of peace and love. Imagine Mars, all decked out in its Martian armor, trying to balance on one of those fancy Libran scales - hilarious sight, right? But that's what we're dealing with here. It's time for Mars to swap its usual 'Hulk smash' approach for a more 'let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya' vibe. With Mars lounging in Libra, we're more focused on creating pleasant relationships than proving who's got the biggest spaceship. We're all about peace, love, and harmony, folks. However, beware! This doesn't mean you can just sweep your problems under the cosmic rug like some pesky stardust. Trust me, it won't turn into a black hole and disappear. Instead, this is the perfect time to use your newly found diplomatic skills to discuss those tricky subjects. No need for phaser guns, just a soothing cup of chamomile tea and a heartfelt conversation. You'll find that seeking balance is less like walking a tightrope across a neutron star and more like a gentle stroll through an alien flower field. But don't think Libra is all about sipping space lattes and playing nice. Oh no, when it comes to justice and fairness, Libra is ready to go full-on Jedi knight. So, if there's a cause you believe in, now is the time to stand up and fight, but remember – no lightsaber duels, okay? One small downside folks, you might find yourself stuck in a state of cosmic 'umm-ing' and 'ahh-ing'. Mars wants to blast off, while Libra wants to triple-check the star maps. The solution? Act with love, intention, and fairness. Make the right moves, not just fast ones. Because sometimes, the slow route through the cosmos is the most enlightening. So, whether you're navigating the complicated orbits of personal relationships or standing up for intergalactic justice, remember to keep your cool, channelJupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 29' 35", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 679147584km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Rotund Jupiter Takes a Stroll Through Taurus
Well, stargazers, put on your cosmic cowboy boots because Jupiter, that big ol' cosmic tumbleweed, has huffed and puffed its way into Taurus... and it's ready to kick up some interstellar dirt. Picture Neo from The Matrix if he decided to ditch the trench coat for a flannel shirt and a pair of Wranglers. Now that's an image.
Jupiter, the celestial guru of wisdom, is cozying up with Taurus, the zodiac's most stubbornly immovable force. This is like Yoda deciding to take a power nap on a tortoise – it's slow-going, but there's a whole lot of wisdom going on. It's a gentle reminder that we don't always need to be rushing towards enlightenment at warp speed. Sometimes, the wisdom is just chilling in our back pockets, waiting for us to sit down and realise it's been there all along.
Here's an opportunity for us to trade in our hoverboards for good old-fashioned hiking boots and make some 'real world' progress towards our dreams. Jupiter's thirst for growth and Taurus' stoic persistence will help us to tick off those bucket list items one by one. It's like having your own personal cheer squad made up of a gas giant planet and a celestial bull. Talk about motivation!
With Jupiter in Taurus, life could become as prosperous as Scrooge McDuck's vault. After all, Jupiter's got the Midas touch and Taurus knows a thing or two about wealth. Just keep in mind that Taurus also has a PhD in overindulgence. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, the sign of 'more is more', we might end up confusing our needs with our wants. So, try not to go wild in the cosmic candy store, okay?
So, while Jupiter is doing the cosmic two-step in Taurus, remember to harness the wisdom, embrace the pace, tick off those goals, and try not to break the intergalactic bank. And, as always, keep reaching for the stars – they're only about 679229582.820428252km away.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 45' 57", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1310940925km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Space Alert: Saturn's Gone Fishing in Pisces
Alright, folks, it's time to buckle up and put those thinking caps on because Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, appears to have taken a detour into the cosmic fish tank we call Pisces. Now, don't go reaching for your panic button just yet. Let's try and make some sense out of this space oddity.
First off, as our favorite ringed planet goes skinny-dipping in the nebulous waters of Pisces, it's whispering – no, shouting – one word into our cosmic ears: introspection. So, if you've been fantasizing about penning that novel or launching that startup, now's the time to stop daydreaming and start doing. Get out your notepads, folks – Saturn in Pisces is about to turn into your personal life coach!
Now, I'm not saying Saturn's transit through Pisces is going to be as smooth as a fresh jar of Skippy! If you've got any dreams you've been keeping under lock and key, Saturn might just kick down the door and demand an explanation. It might feel like a cosmic invasion of privacy, but remember, Saturn is like that strict dad who just wants the best for you. So, swallow your pride, open the door, and listen up. He might just have some precious pearls of wisdom to share.
And let's not forget, folks, Pisces is the realm of sleep and dreams - a territory that could leave us feeling as restless as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. So, try to keep calm and carry on. Meditate, take a leisurely stroll through the park, practice deep breathing, or even sneak in an afternoon siesta (with a handy dream journal by your side, of course!). Remember, maintaining a peaceful mind is the key to unlocking the cosmic wisdom Saturn in Pisces has to offer.
So there you have it, space cadets. Saturn has gone fishing in Pisces. Let's embrace the energy of this transit, and who knows? We might just reel in the big one.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 23 Tau 04' 30", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 2902861358km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alrighty, stargazers, buckle up! Uranus, that cosmic rebel, is currently bull-riding in Taurus, a sign that's about as fond of sudden change as a cat is of water. That's like throwing a techno party in the library or trying to install Windows on a toaster. But guess what? It's happening, and we're all on this interstellar rodeo whether we like it or not. So, you might ask, what's the deal with Uranus in Taurus? Well, imagine a bull. Now, imagine it in an antique shop. Yeah, that's Uranus in Taurus for ya. Taurus, bless its stubborn little heart, loves stability. It's a bit like your grandpa who still uses a flip phone. But Uranus? It's the punk kid who just bought the latest iPhone. And now they're sharing a room. Fun times! Now, Taurus has a thing for money. It's like Scrooge McDuck, swimming in coins. But with Uranus crashing the party, expect some serious cosmic Kickstarter campaign to revolutionize the way we handle our dough. We're talking new currencies, seismic shifts in banking, and a Wall Street rollercoaster wilder than a Joss Whedon plot twist. On the home front, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo. It urges us to break free from the chains of materialism and financial hang-ups. Debts, taxes, credit card interest – all those fun adulting things. The goal? To change our relationship with money faster than you can say "quantum physics". So, here’s the skinny: Uranus is here to liberate us. It's like that friend who drags you to a karaoke bar on a Tuesday night. You may resist, but by the end of the night, you're belting out "Don't Stop Believin'" and having the time of your life. So, trust the process. Even if it feels like you're dancing in zero gravity right now, the changes will lead to a more stable orbit. And remember, it’s not rocket science...well, actually it kinda is.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 51' 57", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4333689576km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, interstellar explorers and Earth-bound stargazers! Captain Astrologer here with a message from the depths of the cosmos, where the mysteries of the universe unravel like a well-loved sweater left on the radiator too long. Shields up! We're venturing into the watery realm of Pisces where Neptune, our solar system's own cosmic hippie, is currently chillaxing. Now, don't panic! I know Neptune is retrograde, which might have you thinking your emotional compass is going to start spinning like a possessed fidget spinner, but fear not! You see, in this celestial dance, Neptune in Pisces is like Spock attending a Vulcan meditation retreat. It's in its element, folks - we're talking about a planet of dreams and illusions diving deep into the sign of spirituality and intuition. So, what does this mean for you, dear star traveler? Well, it's sort of like being given a pair of X-ray specs that let you peer through the foggy illusions of life to see the inner workings of the universe. Cool, right? Suddenly, those petty differences between us that are as numerous and annoying as tribbles start to seem about as significant as a replicator malfunction. And in their place, the golden glow of unity shines brighter than the warp core on a Friday night. This cosmic event is essentially issuing a galaxy-wide invitation to explore our emotional intelligence – kind of like a Starfleet entrance exam, but with more self-discovery and less worrying about being eaten by a holographic monster. It’s the perfect time to warp speed into spiritual growth, be it Jedi training, Vulcan mind-melding, or simply setting up a sacred space in your quarters to connect with the universe. Picture it as your personal Holodeck for spiritual exploration. Neptune in Pisces is also giving us a gentle nudge (or a tractor beam pull, if you will) to share these newfound insights with the world. So, boldly go forth, dear stargazers, and distribute your wisdom like free Romulan ale at a Starfleet convention. Remember, with Neptune supporting us in this process, we can all make it so. Until next time, keep your phasers set to stunning and your hearts open to the cosmos.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 18' 55", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5089418366km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Alright, my celestial confidants, buckle up because we're going on an interstellar joyride! We're gonna talk about Pluto in Capricorn - yes, that's right. Our favorite underdog planet (which will always be a planet in my heart, regardless of what those stuffed-shirt scientists say!) has sidled its way into the realm of the ambitious goat. Now, Pluto and Capricorn are like that one power couple you just can't ignore - you know, the one that's always posting perfectly posed selfies from their latest mountain climbing adventure or business launch party. They're all about success, power, and getting things done. But beware, my friends - their ambition can sometimes blind them to the needs and feelings of others. It's like they're wearing space helmets that only let them see their own reflections! Pluto, that celestial bad boy, is also urging us to eliminate our negative patterns. Think of it like spring cleaning for your soul. But remember: this isn't just about throwing stuff out; it's about creating space for something new and better. So, before you go all "Darth Vader" on your old habits, make sure you have a plan for what you'll put in their place. Oh, and did I mention Pluto is retrograde? Yes, our distant friend is moonwalking across the sky, which might stir up some things from the past. Don't panic though; just think of it as finding an old mixtape. You might cringe at some of the tracks, but there could also be some forgotten gems in there! So, my fellow stargazers, let's embrace this cosmic journey with some good old-fashioned patience and introspection. And remember, even when the stars are a bit demanding, they're still rooting for us to shine.Current Planetary Aspects