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The Sun

The Sun is in Virgo

The Sun is at 08 Vir 34' 41", and is 150993644km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Pisces

The Moon will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 25 Pis 34' 51", and is 359648km away and receding.

Moon Is In Pisces

Well, well, well, my galactic explorers, it's time to buckle up your cosmic seatbelts because today, our beloved cheese ball in the sky (no, not a surprise cheddar meteorite, but the dear old Moon), is parked in Pisces. That's right, it's lounging in the celestial realm of the Fishes, a mere 359,484.583833669km away. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does this mean for me?" Well, as the Moon basks in the Pisces hot tub, we're all getting a dose of that dreamy, creative and intuitive energy. And let me tell you, it feels like being wrapped in a warm blanket while sipping on a mug of hot cocoa, served by a benevolent alien species. However, don't get too comfortable. Things in the universe are as dynamic as a Klingon's temper. The Moon will be packing its lunar suitcase and heading towards Aries in the next 24 hours. So, enjoy this blissful Piscean energy while you can before we switch gears into the fiery realm of the Ram. Remember though, just because the Moon is changing neighborhoods doesn't mean you need a rocket to keep up. Your space-age sneakers are good enough. Whether you're channeling your inner Einstein, exploring new philosophical dimensions, or simply debating whether Star Trek or Star Wars is superior, embrace the cosmic journey. After all, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're just tiny specks living on a slightly larger speck, circling an even larger speck, in a galaxy full of... yep, you guessed it, specks! But hey, we're the coolest specks around, right? So, go forth and be spectacular!

Mercury

Mercury is in Virgo

Mercury is retrograde at 18 Vir 24' 13", moving backwards at 0.79 degrees per day, and is 94617322km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Virgo

Oh, geez, folks, did you feel that? That's the cosmic equivalent of when your math teacher switches from long division to calculus without warning. Mercury has decided to pull up a seat in Virgo and I gotta tell you, it's about as comfortable as a Vulcan at a karaoke night. First off, let's talk about what this means for our collective communication styles. Imagine if Spock and Sherlock Holmes had a baby--that's us right now. We are all about precision, no more sugar-coating or beating around the nebula. It's like we collectively swallowed a dictionary and an encyclopedia, and we're not afraid to use it. But hey, there's a silver lining to this interstellar event. Our productivity is about to skyrocket - not like Elon Musk's rockets, but more like a trusty shuttlecraft. You know, the one that always makes it back to the mothership just in time for tea. We're gonna be so focused on details, you'd think we were trying to decipher Goa'uld glyphs. Now, here's the cautionary part. As much as we'd all love to be Data from Star Trek, we have to remember he was known for his lack of tact. With Mercury in Virgo, there's a risk we might become hyper-critical - kind of like when you notice that continuity error in your favorite sci-fi series and it just ruins everything. So, let's all take a page out of Counselor Troi's book: be nice, be diplomatic, and above all, don't forget to communicate with a little bit of humanity. Remember, folks, we're all floating on the same big rock in space. Let's make the most of this transit and try not to step on any alien toes, metaphorically speaking.

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is retrograde at 12 Leo 21' 32", moving backwards at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 50187793km away and receding.

Venus Is In Leo

Interstellar Forecast: Venus In Leo

Hold onto your telescopes, stargazers! Your favourite fiery planet, Venus, has just pranced into the cosmic playground of Leo, and she's ready to party! They don't call Leo the life of the celestial party for nothing, you know. This is the zodiac sign that invented jazz hands and the phrase "go big or go home."

With Venus in Leo, we're not talking about a quiet little get-together, no sir! We're talking about a full-blown, disco-ball-spinning, confetti-throwing, shout-it-from-the-rooftops kind of love fest. It's like your heart is on a rollercoaster ride, except instead of screaming, it's belting out operatic arias of love. Prepare for some serious PDA outbursts and maybe even a few drama queen tantrums.

Now, during this cosmic event, no one is content with mere appreciation - they want to be worshipped, adored, put on a pedestal and showered with applause. Who needs safety when you've got a spotlight, right? But remember, even the sun doesn't shine all day, every day. If you find yourself starting an argument just to snag the role of center stage, remember that humility is not a dirty word.

And let's talk about money. While Venus is strutting her stuff in Leo, money becomes the golden ticket to living the high life. The urge to splurge can reach astronomical levels. So, before you buy that diamond-encrusted yoga mat or that top-of-the-line gaming chair that can practically fly you to Mars, remember that generosity can also bring you happiness. Sharing the wealth can give you twice the joy than spending it on yourself.

In short, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic Mardi Gras parade, full of color, passion, and spectacle. It's a time to remember that life without a little bit of fun and excitement is like a galaxy without stars. So, stargazers, let your love light shine and enjoy the stellar performance!

Mars

Mars is in Libra

Mars is prograde at 03 Lib 01' 25", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 372222924km away and receding.

Mars Is In Libra

Oh, celestial wanderers! Mars, the red planet of passion and energy, has twirled its cosmic two-step into the easygoing realm of Libra. It's like watching a hyperactive squirrel try to mingle at a fancy tea party. Mars in Libra is all about relationships and reaching out and saying, "Hey, we're on this big blue spaceship together, let's not fight over who gets the last freeze-dried ice cream, okay?" You're about to become more aware of the people in your life than a cat on a hot tin roof. Honestly, you'd rather pluck Saturn's rings than rock the boat during this phase. Even the most argumentative among us transform into peacemaking doves. We suddenly realize that throwing insults around gets us nowhere, and it's much better to be a Jedi than a Sith. However, don't let Mars' vacation in Libra lull you into a false sense of security. It's easy to sweep problems under the cosmic rug and act like everything's as fine as a supernova. But remember, even black holes need to face their issues. Don't bottle up those feelings! Use the diplomacy superpowers this transit gives you to have those tough conversations. It's not about avoiding the asteroid, it's about plotting a course around it. Libra, the eternal scales of justice, will urge you to stand up for what’s right, even if it means stepping on some celestial toes. Don't be surprised if you find yourself fighting for equality like a Capricorn at a clearance sale. But hey, don't panic if you experience the gravitational pull of indecision or the black hole of procrastination. Mars is itching to make a move, while Libra wants to contemplate the meaning of life. Just keep in mind, as long as you act with love, intention, and fairness, you're doing the cosmic tango just right. So, buckle up, stargazers! Mars in Libra is going to be a wild ride, like playing chess with a Klingon. Remember, the universe is vast, but so is our capacity for understanding, love, and a good, hearty laugh.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 33' 49", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 670669013km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Well, folks, hold onto your telescopes and grab a snack because Jupiter has parked its celestial caboose in Taurus! And oh boy, doesn't this just feel like eating a triple chocolate sundae on a rollercoaster ride? Hold that thought. Now imagine the rollercoaster is also made of chocolate. Yeah, totally mind-bending, right? So, first things first. Jupiter - big kahuna of wisdom, the smarty pants of our solar system - is doing a little couch-surfing with Taurus, the zodiac's most chillaxed sign. It's a bit like having Yoda crash at your bachelor pad, bringing all his deep thoughts and wise-cracking platitudes. The takeaway here? The Force isn't something you have to go chasing after - it's right there, tucked away in your pocket like a forgotten candy wrapper. Now, I'm not saying we're all about to become Jedi masters, but with Jupiter in Taurus, you might just find yourself making a to-do list that actually gets done. It's like someone supercharged your inner Energizer Bunny. You've got Jupiter's ambition and Taurus' stubborn grit cheering you on as you tick off those tasks. So, trust the process, my friends! Manifestation is the name of the game here. You know how they say, 'show me the money'? Well, this is the time! Jupiter, the celestial tycoon, and Taurus, the Wall Street bull, are joining forces to teach us a thing or two about prosperity. Just remember to not splurge it all on fancy gadgets or artisanal cheese - Taurus can be a bit of a hedonist and Jupiter...well, Jupiter just likes to expand everything, including our waistlines and credit card bills! So, in conclusion, during this Jupiter in Taurus phase, think of yourself as a cosmic gardener. You have the opportunity to plant the seeds of your dreams, water them with patience and perseverance, and watch them grow into tangible success. And remember, as any good geek knows, "Do. Or do not. There is no try." Yoda said that, and he was a pretty wise dude. May the force, and the planets, be with you.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 27' 49", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1311438727km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

When Saturn Gatecrashes Pisces' Party

Alright, Star Gazers, we've got Saturn in Pisces! Now, don't start sobbing into your organic quinoa just yet. Picture Saturn as the nerdy teacher with a heart of gold, who's come to crash Pisces' daydreaming party. He’s like that science professor who always interrupts your mid-class daydreams about inventing teleportation devices or opening an intergalactic bakery, and makes you jot down equations instead.

What does this mean for you? Well, it's time to put on your thinking cap and harness those daydreams. You may think you're just imagining things, but with Saturn in Pisces, they could actually be blueprints for the next big thing. Just remember: even Elon Musk started with a doodle on a napkin. So, grab a notepad, a pen, and prepare yourself for some divine inspiration. You might just find yourself creating a solid plan for that novel or business idea you've been toying with.

Now, don’t get me wrong. Saturn in Pisces isn't all unicorns and rainbows. It's like having a parent invade your dreamy teenage sanctuary. You know, barging in, turning off the lava lamp, and telling you to tidy up. Sure, the invasion might be annoying at first, but hey, sometimes we need a bit of a reality check to make our dreams come true. After all, you can't build a spaceship without a bit of physics, right?

The downside? With such intense focus on dreaming, you might find yourself tossing and turning at night. Imagine a scientist tinkering away at their latest invention in the wee hours of the morning. That's your brain right now. So, what's the antidote? Chill out! Meditate, go for a leisurely walk, practice deep breathing exercises, or even take a power nap. Just remember to keep a dream journal handy. You never know what brilliant ideas might pop up while you're catching some Zs.

So, my celestial friends, use this time wisely. Embrace the quirky science professor within, and let him guide you to make your dreams a reality. After all, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this cosmic playground. Happy dreaming!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 04' 16", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2893014696km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus In Taurus: "I'll Be Back...With Financial Freedom!"

Hasta la vista, baby! Uranus, the celestial bad boy, has swaggered its way into steady Taurus, causing some cosmic ripples. Taurus, the celestial couch potato, loves its comfort zone like pizza on a Friday night. And let's face it, who wouldn't? But here's the twist - Uranus doesn't do comfort zones. It's all about change, revolution and a dash of unpredictability - the total antithesis of our lovely Taurus. It's like trying to put a square peg in a round hole, or socks with sandals (and we all know how that ends).

Now, let's talk money, honey. Taurus is the Bill Gates of the zodiac, with a knack for making and managing moolah. But with Uranus in the mix, we're talking Bitcoin, not piggy banks. We might see changes that make us rethink our financial institutions, from banks suddenly going "poof" to new forms of currency popping up like mushrooms after a rainstorm. And if you think the stock market is a roller coaster now, just wait until Uranus takes the controls!

On a personal level, Uranus is like that eccentric uncle who tells you to throw caution to the wind and live a little. It's time to reevaluate your relationship with money. Are you stuck in the Matrix of debt, taxes, and credit card interest? Are your material possessions starting to feel like golden handcuffs? Uranus is here, not with a red pill, but with a wake-up call to change. Resistance is futile, my friend. The Terminator didn’t say, “I might be back.” No, he said, “I’ll be back!” And so will the changes that Uranus brings.

But fear not. This isn't some cosmic joke. These changes aren't here to make your life a sci-fi thriller. They are here to bring you to a place of greater stability. So, strap in, buckle up, and remember, change is the only constant in the universe...and also, "I'll be back."

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 45' 51", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4330317837km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Alright, folks, buckle up and hold onto your telescopes because Neptune - yes, that big, blue gas giant that's keeping its cool about 4.3 billion kilometers away - is sashaying through Pisces in a retrograde fashion. That's right, our good ol' buddy Neptune decided to moonwalk through the stars, and it's throwing us some cosmic curveballs. Now, you might be thinking, "But Astrologer, what does this mean for me?" Well, I'm glad you asked, because Neptune in Pisces is a bit like having your very own Yoda in your head. It gives us this uncanny ability to see right through the baloney and get to the heart of the matter. All those petty squabbles about who drank the last of the milk or whose turn it is to take out the trash? Yeah, they start to look pretty silly when you've got the wisdom of the universe whispering in your ear. Neptune’s galactic grooving in Pisces is like an interstellar wake-up call. It gets us thinking about what we can bring to the table. We've all got dreams, ideas, talents, maybe a hilarious knock-knock joke or two. This is the time to dust off those dreams and put them to work. It's like a cosmic motivational speaker, urging us to tap into our emotional intelligence and contribute to the collective progress. Feeling a little spiritual? Great! This is the perfect time to delve deeper into that. Maybe take a course in astrology, or just set up a quiet corner at home for some introspective meditation. And don't forget to share your newfound wisdom with the world. Neptune in Pisces is like a celestial cheerleader, encouraging us to step into the spotlight. So, there you have it. Neptune is doing the moonwalk in Pisces, and it's our cue to focus on what really matters. Remember, folks, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just tiny specks on a slightly larger speck, hurtling through space. So, let's make it count!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 14' 45", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5096215526km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Alright, cosmic voyagers, gather 'round! We're about to take a wild ride on the astrological rollercoaster of the century! So, Pluto's in Capricorn. Yes, that same Pluto that was rudely demoted from planet status a few years back is now chilling out in the sign of the goat-fish hybrid. But remember, it's not about the size of the planet in the fight, but the size of the fight in the planet! And trust me, Pluto's got plenty of fight. Now, Pluto is a whopping 5,096,176,245.543570518km away. I know you're thinking, "Wow, that's a mind-boggling number! How does this relate to my life?" Well, let's put it in perspective. Imagine you've walked to your local vegan coffee shop, picked up your triple-shot, almond milk, no-foam latte, and are strolling back home. You've probably covered about 1km. Now imagine doing that same trip about 5 trillion times. That's how far Pluto is! So next time you complain about your commute, just think about poor Pluto out there in the cold cosmic abyss. But here's the real kicker: Pluto is currently retrograde. And no, that's not the latest hipster trend. It means this icy dwarf planet appears to be moving backwards from our viewpoint here on Earth. Kinda like when you try to walk home after one too many kombucha cocktails – you think you're making progress, but you're really just stumbling around in circles. Now, both Pluto and Capricorn are all about success and power. They're like the overachieving cousin who went to Harvard AND started their own successful tech start-up. During this celestial transit, we might find ourselves losing sight of other people’s viewpoints in our quest for results. So, if you catch yourself being intolerant to ideas that aren't your own, just remember - nobody likes a know-it-all, not even the universe. Pluto also urges us to ditch those negative patterns that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. Destruction can be constructive, folks! Just like when you accidentally knock over your LEGO tower, sometimes you have to destroy to create. So, take a good hard look at your life, decide what's not working, and give it the old heave-ho. So there you have it, folks! Your wacky, science-backed guidance from the stars. Remember, we're all

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.