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Solar activity was moderate. Region 3413 (N10W76, Dkc/beta) produced the strongest event of the period, a long-duration M1.2 (R1-Minor) flare at 01/0351 UTC. Associated with the event were Type IV and Type II (est. 743 km/s) radio sweeps as well as a Tenflare (190 sfu). A CME was observed in subsequent SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery beginning around 01/0428 UTC. Analysis and modeling of the event suggested a glancing blow is likely on 05 Sep. No other Earth-directed CMEs were identified in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is active, reinforcing retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters continued to contain enhancements in the IMF and wind speeds. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 7-11 nT and the Bz component reached as far south as -9 nT. Solar wind speeds increased from ~420 km/s at 01/1800 UTC to ~545 km/s. Phi angle was primarily oriented in the positive sector.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aries, at 10 degrees, 26' 16", at a velocity of 14.67 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.3 days old. It is 368561.4 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
The Sun
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 09 Vir 32' 43", and is 150958487km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 10 Ari 26' 16", and is 363470km away and receding.
Mercury
Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 17 Vir 34' 27", moving backwards at 0.86 degrees per day, and is 94170817km away and approaching.
Greetings, interstellar travelers! Buckle up, because Mercury, our cosmic chatterbox, has taken a detour into the realm of meticulous Virgo. This is like Sheldon Cooper getting unleashed in a comic book store -- things are about to get detailed and oh-so-precise.
Mercury in Virgo is like your high school chemistry teacher who wore socks with sandals but could recite the periodic table backwards. It's all about stripping down information to its bare bones and then neatly organizing it into color-coded folders. No fluff, no fuss, just the facts, ma'am.
Prepare for an upswing in productivity that could rival a caffeinated squirrel on a treadmill! You'll find yourself cutting through dead-end ideas like a hot knife through a butter sculpture at a state fair. Conversations will be sharper than a Spock comeback, and you'll be zeroing in on details faster than a Trekkie spots a continuity error.
But beware, my fellow space cadets! While Mercury is doing the jitterbug in the sign of the Virgin, we might become so hyper-critical, we’d find fault with a unicorn for being too sparkly. Remember, even nerds need friends. So, it's time to practice your social skills, temper your critiques with kindness and maybe, just maybe, let a few things slide. And remember, not everyone appreciates the beauty of a perfectly executed Star Wars pun.
So, tighten your bow ties, straighten your pocket protectors and let's ride this wave of cerebral energy. Who knows? You may end up inventing the next flux capacitor...or at least organizing your sock drawer.
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 12 Leo 16' 03", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 50894923km away and receding.
Mars
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 03 Lib 40' 04", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 372615668km away and receding.
Ha! Mars, the red-faced warrior of the cosmos, finds itself in Libra's living room. A peculiar pair, they are. Like a Venus flytrap inviting a bee for tea. I sense a disturbance in the Force... or maybe that's just my tofu burrito acting up again.
Mars, you see, it's like the universe's version of a hyperactive chihuahua on espresso – always ready for action and spoiling for a fight. But Libra, ah, Libra is the epitome of peace, balance, and harmony, playing the universe’s lute while sipping chamomile tea. A cosmic mismatch, this seems. But fear not, my star-gazing friends, for there's more to this astral dance than meets the eye.
As Mars jitterbugs its way through Libra, you may find yourself becoming more aware of your relationships. You'll be asking questions like, "Does my cat really love me or is he just using me for food?" or "Why does my Roomba seem to have it in for my favorite slippers?". Good questions, these are!
During this celestial soiree, you might be less inclined to engage in lightsaber duels and more likely to extend an olive branch. But beware, young Padawans, the dark side has cookies... and by that, I mean the tendency to ignore bigger problems. Remember, denial isn't just a river in Egypt!
But don't start panicking faster than a Wookiee loses at Dejarik. Mars in Libra gifts us with a diplomatic silver tongue. This is the time to address those hard-to-talk-about subjects with grace, love, and a dash of cosmic charm. Just make sure you don't fall into the black hole of procrastination, as Mars and Libra tend to play tug-of-war with decision making.
So, in the words of our beloved green sage, "Do or do not, there is no try." Let the Force guide your actions under Mars in Libra. And if all else fails, remember: the stars are far, far away... but your local pizza delivery isn’t. May the slice be with you!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 34' 22", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 668585573km away and approaching.
Alright, space cadets, gather 'round. Jupiter has sauntered into the realm of Taurus, and it's brought its cosmic bag full of wisdom, luck, and a not-so-subtle nudge towards self-indulgence. That's right, folks. Your bank account might just start looking like my vintage comic book collection - hefty and full of surprises.
Now, Jupiter is that nerdy friend who always encourages us to think deep, while Taurus is like that stubborn mule that won't budge an inch. Put them together, and you've got yourself a spiritual boot camp where the only distraction is your own procrastination. Jupiter in Taurus is like having Dumbledore and Gandalf guiding you on a quest to find your inner Yoda. It's all about finding the wisdom that's been chilling inside you, probably binging on cosmic Netflix and munching on interstellar popcorn.
But don't get too comfy in your existential onesie just yet. This celestial combo is also nudging you to make some tangible progress towards your dreams. You know that crazy goal you've been mooning over? Well, it's time to put on your science-spectacles, draft up a practical action plan, and start ticking off the tasks. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour. And in this case, those bricks are metaphorical and probably made of quantum foam or something equally nerdy.
Oh, and did I mention money? Jupiter is like a cosmic Santa Claus, and Taurus is the astrological embodiment of Scrooge McDuck's vault. Together, they're a prime recipe for prosperity. But beware, with Taurus being the hedonist that it is, you might be tempted to buy that life-size replica of the Starship Enterprise. So, don't forget to exercise a bit of restraint amidst the cosmic cash flow, or you'll find yourself replacing financial growth with a different kind of growth (I'm talking waistline here).
So, buckle up, star gazers. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to dig deep, work hard, and maybe splurge on that limited-edition lightsaber. Just remember to keep it balanced, and you'll be riding this cosmic wave like a pro.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 23' 19", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1311675249km away and receding.
Good day, celestial voyagers! It appears that Saturn, our favorite cosmic taskmaster, has decided to take a vacation in the tranquil waters of Pisces. Imagine Saturn, all dressed up in a Hawaiian shirt, flip-flops, and a floppy hat, trying to go fishing in the endless ocean of Piscean dreams. But wait, it's not just a holiday! This is Saturn we're talking about. The one who checks if you've done your homework even when he's sunbathing.
So, what does this mean for us mere mortals? Picture your wildest, most whimsical dreams being put through a rigorous spell-checker, an Excel spreadsheet, and a PowerPoint presentation. Yes, that's right! Saturn's knocking on the door of your subconscious asking, "Are these dreams up to code? Where's the business plan? What about contingencies?" It's like having your high school principal crash your sleepover with a pop quiz. But don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds, and might be exactly the kick in the pants your dreams need to become reality.
However, there's a word of caution. When Saturn's stern voice echoes in the dreamy hallways of Pisces, it might make you a tad jittery. You could find yourself tossing and turning at night, or dreaming of juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope... over a shark tank! My advice? Use this time to invite some tranquility back into your life. Meditate, take long walks, or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, attempt the ancient art of napping. Just remember to keep a dream journal by your side. Who knows, the next billion-dollar idea might be a snooze away!
Remember, when life gives you Saturn in Pisces, make yourself a celestial lemonade. Embrace the discipline, face the challenges, and let the cosmos guide you to the realization of your dreams. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to help Saturn apply sunscreen. He's getting a bit toasty under the Piscean sun.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 04' 05", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2890579818km away and approaching.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 44' 17", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4329578827km away and approaching.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 13' 45", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5097999190km away and receding.
Mercury