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11 September, 2023
Solar activity was low. The largest flare of the period was a C8.3/Sf at 10/0155 UTC from Region 3423 (N16W16, Ekc/beta-gamma). Slight consolidation was observed in the regions intermediate spots. Region 3421 (N13W78, Eao/beta) continued to decay. Minor growth was was observed in Region 3425 (N23E14, Eai/beta) and 3418 (N19W80, Cro/beta). Newly numbered regions 3430 (S16E09, Bxo/beta) and 3431 (S08E60, Dao/beta) were relatively quiet. Small areas of emerging flux was noted in the SW and SE quadrants. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were near background levels. Total magnetic field strength was between 4-7 nT and no significant periods of southward Bz were observed. Solar wind speeds were mostly between ~300-360 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly oriented in the negative sector.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Leo, at 06 degrees, 48' 23", at a velocity of 11.88 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.1 days old. It is 404137.26 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 18 Vir 16' 27", and is 150629030km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon is at 06 Leo 48' 23", and is 405439km away and receding.
Moon Is In Leo
Greetings, my celestial cadets! The Moon - that big, round cheese in the sky - has decided to do a little cosmic cha-cha into the fiery realm of Leo. And it's not just any moon we're talking about here, no siree! We're talking about the one and only, weighing approximately 81 quintillion kilograms, 405370.793912407km away from your coffee mug (give or take a few kilometers depending on your coffee drinking habits), lunar superstar - our Moon! Now, when Mrs. Moon waltzes into the sign of Leo, she's not just going for a stroll. She's ready to party! She's donned her best sequin dress, fluffed up her hair, and is belting out show tunes like there's no tomorrow! What does this mean for you? Well, my dear stargazers, brace yourselves, because you're about to feel the gravitational pull of all that lunar enthusiasm. That's right, you're about to become the life of your own personal party! You're going to be brimming with confidence, creativity, and a flair for the dramatic. It's like being given a backstage pass to your own Broadway show! But remember, even in the glitz and glamour of Leo's limelight, it's important not to let your ego inflate like a helium balloon. Nobody likes a show-off, especially one that's blocking their view of the interstellar spectacle. So, go out there and strut your stuff, but remember to stay humble and kind. After all, everyone's a star in the grand cosmic theatre, and there's plenty of room for all of us to shine. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with my telescope to keep. The cosmos, like a good joke, waits for no one!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 09 Vir 33' 18", moving backwards at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 102219058km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Ahoy, celestial sailors! I interrupt your regularly scheduled life for an important cosmic bulletin: Mercury, that speedy little planet with a penchant for communication and a serious case of wanderlust, has made its way into Virgo. It's like Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory decided to vacation in the land of Hermione Granger. Analytical skills? Check! Precision? Double-check! Now, while you may be thinking, "Hold up, isn't Mercury retrograde?", you'd be absolutely right! In our astrological soap opera, Mercury Retrograde usually plays the character who walks backward into rooms and rearranges the furniture just for fun. But, fear not, Mercury in Virgo is less about causing chaos, and more about organizing your sock drawer by color, fabric, and day of the week. During this transit, our minds become sharper than a tack on a quantum physicist's corkboard. We communicate with the precision of an AI, but without the creepy robotic voice. Sugar-coating words? Not our style right now. We're all about slicing through the cosmic clutter to get straight to the point. And productivity? Oh, boy, you're going to be ticking off your to-do list like a pro! Sure, it might not be as exciting as discovering alien life or inventing teleportation, but the satisfaction of getting stuff done will be totally worth it. Just remember, while Mercury's in Virgo, we might be tempted to channel our inner Simon Cowell. Being discerning is one thing, but don't let your analytical superpowers turn you into a hyper-critical Hulk. Let's refine our speech, sprinkle in some tact, and remember to appreciate the beauty in imperfections, okay? So there you go, folks. Grab your calculators and fine-tune your thinking caps, because Mercury in Virgo is about to make things interesting. Stay groovy, and may your horoscope be as bright as a supernova!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 13 Leo 10' 46", moving at 0.26 degrees per day, and is 58258787km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Space Jam: Venus in Leo
Rocket scientists and love gurus, buckle up! Our cosmic disco ball, Venus, has swirled into the stellar dance floor of Leo. Now, we all know Leo is the drama queen, uh, I mean, king of the Zodiac. It's like if a Broadway show and a rock concert made a baby and named it after the most charismatic lion in the savannah. Yes, it’s THAT expressive, folks.
Venus in Leo is like setting your dating app to ‘bold and flashy.’ It’s not about simply being liked or appreciated, oh no. We demand to be worshipped, darling, like the celestial deities we are. This is a time where you may find yourself skywriting love messages or perhaps hiring a mariachi band to serenade your significant other during their lunch break. And hey, if you get left on the bench because you played it safe, remember it's only temporary. Venus will move on, and so will you.
Now, let's talk about drama. Leo’s got it in spades. If you're feeling neglected, you might find yourself starting an argument about who ate the last slice of pizza just to feel seen again. But remember, folks, there is no "i" in "we", but there is a "me", so maybe let's not totally forget about our needs, eh?
Speaking of needs, let’s talk moolah. When Venus struts into Leo, it’s all about making it rain for yourself and those you adore. Feel like buying that gold-plated coffee machine? Go ahead. Want to surprise your friend with a life-size sculpture of them made from vegan cheese? Why not! Just remember, splurging is fun, but generosity is where the real joy is at. The more you give, the happier you'll be.
So, my celestial comrades, as Venus sashays through Leo, let the cosmic energy rekindle your relationships and remind you that life without a bit of jazz hands and disco balls is like a galaxy without stars. Dull and dark. So go on – love loudly, spend wildly and live colorfully!
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 09 Lib 29' 59", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 375765032km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
When Mars Wades Into Libra's Pool Party
Okay, folks, buckle up because Mars, our celestial red rover, has just crash-landed into Libra's cocktail party. You know Mars, right? The energetic, go-getter of the solar system with an enthusiasm that makes a caffeinated squirrel seem lethargic. And Libra, the chillaxed diplomat who'd rather negotiate peace treaties than break a nail in a fight.
So what happens when our cosmic bulldozer decides to dance around in Libra's zen garden? Harmony, my friends, harmony. Imagine a Metallica concert suddenly turning into a Kenny G performance - that's the vibe we're aiming for here.
We're bound to become more aware of our relationships, like a Romulan at a Starfleet convention. We're less likely to engage in squabbles or act rashly, and more inclined to become peacemakers. Think less 'Thor smashing things with Mjölnir' and more 'Gandalf sipping tea and chatting about hobbits'.
However, don't be fooled by this smooth jazz energy. It's easy to slap on a 'Everything is Awesome' sticker and ignore the Death Star-sized issues lurking under the surface. Burying our feelings faster than a mole on speed won't help anybody. Instead, seize this opportunity to discuss difficult topics with the grace and love of Princess Leia addressing the Rebel Alliance.
And remember, Libra isn't just about being the universe's favorite lounge singer. It's also about justice - not the Batman kind, but the 'fighting for equality' kind. So, channel your inner superhero during this period and stand up for what's right.
Warning: this celestial tango might also induce bouts of indecisiveness or procrastination. It's like Mars wants to dive headfirst into a mosh pit, while Libra prefers to sip a martini by the pool. But hey, as long as we're acting with love, intention, and fairness, we're doing the Cha-Cha Slide in the right direction under Mars in Libra.
So go forth, fellow star gazers, and remember - in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just trying to find our place in this universe-sized jigsaw puzzle.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 30' 26", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 650620758km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus - The Cosmic Comedy of Wealth and Indulgence
Alright, my celestial amigos, have I got some cosmic news for you! Jupiter, our big brotherly planet of wisdom, has decided to bunk with Taurus, the zodiac’s most "chillaxed" sign. Imagine a wise old man deciding to live with a young, carefree hippie. Sounds fun, right? Well, that's exactly what's happening in our sky!
What does this mean for us? It’s like we’ve been given a golden ticket to the wisdom factory - it's time to tap into that deep well of knowledge we’ve conveniently 'misplaced' in the rush of our daily life. Spirituality isn't just for gurus on mountain tops, it's within us all. We just need to remember to listen.
Now, Jupiter in Taurus also means it's time to get serious about those dreams you've been cooking up. You know, the ones you wrote down on a napkin while having your fourth cup of coffee? Yeah, those! This cosmic alliance is here to give you a nudge in the right direction. Remember, slow and steady wins the race, and Taurus is nothing if not patient. Your to-do list might seem daunting, but trust me, checking off those tasks will be as satisfying as getting the last piece of chocolate in the box.
And hey, who doesn’t like a good prosperity party? With Jupiter being the planet of good fortune and Taurus being the zodiac equivalent of a money tree, there's a chance you might stumble upon some extra dough. So, keep an eye out for those opportunities to grow your wealth (and no, I don't mean buying lottery tickets).
But let’s not forget, Taurus has a knack for indulgence. It’s like a kid in a candy store, and with Jupiter’s expansion energy, that candy store just got bigger. So, try to avoid mistaking your wants as needs during this transit. I know, it's hard when everything looks so tasty! But remember, indulgence is fun until you realize you've eaten all your candy now and there's none left for later.
In short, dear star gazers, Jupiter in Taurus is telling us to trust the wisdom within, take practical steps towards our goals, enjoy the prosperity, but also, control our appetites. And most
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 43' 37", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1315811216km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn
Okay, folks, gather 'round. Saturn is currently shacking up in Pisces, a whopping 1,315,788,366.938474417km away, give or take a few nanometers. And it's gone retrograde too, so it's doing the cosmic equivalent of moonwalking across the sky. So, what does this mean for you? Buckle up, buttercups!
When the headmaster of celestial bodies bunkers down in the dreamy realm of Pisces, it's like your guardian angel finally gets a reliable WiFi connection. It's time to clear the cobwebs in your brain, take a deep breath, and download some serious life coaching. Got that wild dream of launching a start-up or penning the next Harry Potter series? Good news! This transit is like a cosmic incubator for your wildest dreams. But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was Hogwarts. So, get your ducks in a row: budget plans, loan options, business proposals. You wouldn't run a marathon without training, right?
But I won't sugarcoat it; Saturn in Pisces is not all rainbows and unicorns. It's like having a stern but loving father figure who insists on organizing your messy room while asking about your life goals at 6 am. And while you might want to stick a "No Aliens Allowed" sign on your door, trust me, you'll want to hear what Cosmic Dad has to say. His advice might just be the secret sauce to your success.
Now, if you're feeling restless, anxious, or losing sleep, don't panic. That's just the Piscean vibes messing with your circadian rhythm. Use this opportunity to become a Zen master: meditate, connect with nature, practice deep breathing, or just take a siesta. Just remember to keep a dream journal handy because you never know when inspiration might strike. And don't forget to get a full night's snooze; even the universe needs to recharge.
So take a deep breath, step back, and let Saturn in Pisces guide you. This cosmic journey might be the best thing since sliced bread...or at least since the last Star Wars movie!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 00' 12", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2869292138km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Ahoy, space cadets! Buckle up and put on your retrograde-resistant helmets because Uranus is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in Taurus. That's right, our big, blue, ice-giant neighbor has decided to park in the sign of the Bull for a seven-year planetary sleepover. And boy, is it going to be a wild ride! Now, Taurus is as stubborn as a mule who's just discovered Bitcoin. It likes stability, predictability, and most importantly, its cash in the bank. But Uranus, that cheeky celestial rebel, is all about shaking things up. It's like RoboCop at a '70s disco – awkward and totally out of place, but somehow making it work. Think of it this way: Taurus is a comfy old couch, and Uranus is a hyperactive cat with a fresh dose of catnip. The couch (Taurus) just wants to stay still and enjoy its usual spot. But the cat (Uranus) is bouncing off the walls, scratching the upholstery, and causing all sorts of chaos. In the end, the couch may need to change spots or even get a nice new cover, but hey, it's still a comfy place to sit, right? So what does this mean for you, dear star gazers? Well, for starters, expect some very "Star Trek" ways of dealing with your finances. Maybe we'll start trading in alien crystals or intergalactic credits. Who knows, banks might even become as outdated as floppy disks. The housing and stock markets could see more flips than an Olympic gymnastics competition. But don't panic! Remember Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? This is just the Universe's funky way of encouraging us to reevaluate our relationship with money and material possessions. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - these are not the droids you're looking for. Uranus is here to say, "Be free, my earthling friends! Resistance is futile!" So, gear up for a journey of financial liberation. It might be a bumpy ride, but hey, that's what makes space travel fun, right? Just remember, the changes we make during this period can lead to greater stability, like finding a perfectly balanced equation or discovering a new favorite episode of Doctor Who. And that, my friends, can be as long-lasting as the Starship Enterprise's voyage through the cosmos.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 29' 52", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4324854673km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, beam me up, Scotty! Looks like we're taking a detour to the mystical waters of Pisces, with Neptune as our cosmic GPS. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Neptune? Isn't that a gas giant way out there in the frosty expanse of space?" And you'd be right! But here's the kicker - it's not just a hunk of icy gas, it's a celestial body that holds sway over our emotional tides and spiritual inclinations. So buckle up, stargazers, because Neptune, aka the 'Big Blue', is currently doing the backstroke in Pisces. That's like Spock getting in touch with his human side or Data developing a sense of humor - it's a big deal, folks! This cosmic combo is like a Vulcan mind-meld between emotion and spirit, fusing together to create a level of clarity that would make even Captain Picard take off his reading glasses. Suddenly, all those petty squabbles about who gets the last slice of pizza or who used up all the hot water seem as insignificant as a Ferengi without his latinum. The warp core of this astrological event is about unity and finding the 'Prime Directive' within ourselves. What's your mission statement, earthling? What unique skills do you have tucked away in your utility belt that could help heal and progress our collective consciousness? Perhaps it's time to boldly go where you haven't gone before. Maybe enroll in that spiritual yoga class you keep putting off or build that meditation corner in your home faster than a team of hyperactive Tribbles. This is the time to tap into your emotional intelligence and find your unique offering to the world. And remember, just like the comforting hum of the Enterprise's engines, the energy of Neptune in Pisces is there to support you through this journey. So, set your phasers to 'stun' and let's explore the final frontier of our inner galaxies together!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 05' 43", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5115477673km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: An Astrological Comedy of Science and Success
Well, buckle up, stargazers! The distant dwarf planet Pluto has made its cosmic pit stop in Capricorn - a sign known for its grit, determination, and an odd fascination with spreadsheets. This celestial combo is like a power lunch between Bill Gates and The Rock, so if you've been daydreaming about world domination or simply getting that stubborn succulent on your window sill to bloom, now's the time to act!
But wait! There's a plot twist: Pluto is retrograde, spinning backwards like a clumsy ballerina on roller skates. Now, before you start panicking about your Wi-Fi going haywire, let me remind you that this isn't Mercury we're talking about. Pluto's retrograde isn't interested in messing with your technology, it's more focused on internal transformation. Or as I like to call it, cosmic spring cleaning!
During this transit, our inner empathy compass could go a bit wonky, making us as tolerant to differing opinions as a cat is to a cold bath. It’s not that we mean to be intolerant, it’s just that Pluto and Capricorn’s joint motto happens to be "My way or the highway." So if you find yourself channeling your inner Simon Cowell, remember, it's okay to disagree without being disagreeable.
Pluto wants us to dig deep into our emotional dumpsters and toss out any negative patterns that have overstayed their welcome. Destruction is inevitable but fear not my friends, because just like how a supernova leads to the birth of new stars, this purge is all part of the greater cycle of creation.
So, fellow space cadets, let's navigate this Pluto-in-Capricorn retrograde with grace, humor, and a healthy dose of nerdiness! Remember, our universe is not only dark matter and cosmic chaos, it's also laughter, love, and endless possibilities!
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