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12 September, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels. Region 3429 (N10E46, Dro/Beta-Gamma) was the culprit of an M1.3/1F flare at 11/0128 UTC. The event came with an associated type II radio sweep which began at 11/0120 UTC and had an estimated speed of 547 km/s. A subsequent CME can first be seen by NASA C2 coronagraph imagery at approximately 11/0136 UTC. This CME has been modeled and determined to be a miss behind Earths orbit. Region 3431 (S07E47, Dao/Beta-Delta) exhibited development this period as it gained in spots while beginning to form a small delta in its intermediate area. AR 3431 was also responsible for a pair of M1.1 flares at 11/0407 UTC and 11/1449 UTC, respectively.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were mostly nominal. Total field ranged 4-8 nT and the Bz component was +/- 5 nT with brief deflections of + 6 nT. Solar wind speeds increased gradually over the course of the period, rising from near 350 km/s to near 400 km/s. Phi was predominantly negative with brief excursions into a positive solar sector.
There is a 45% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Leo, at 18 degrees, 39' 51", at a velocity of 11.85 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27 days old. It is 405271.17 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 19 Vir 14' 48", and is 150590453km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 18 Leo 39' 51", and is 406208km away and approaching.Moon Is In Leo
Alright, cosmic voyagers! Buckle in and adjust your pocket protectors because the Moon is doing a sassy strut through Leo's starry catwalk, and it's about 406,188 kilometers away. That's approximately 8,123,768 comic books laid end to end, for those of you who prefer nerd-ometrics. Now, let's talk about what this celestial Charleston means for you. Picture the Moon as an over-the-top, charismatic politician. Now imagine that politician is on a stage, in a sequined suit, belting out 'I Will Survive' at a karaoke contest. That's the kind of vibe we're talking here, folks. So, take a page from the Moon's Leo playbook and step into your own spotlight. Channel your inner Freddie Mercury or Beyonce and let your voice be heard. It's time to pursue your passions with the confidence of a cat video going viral. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, or so says Uncle Ben from Spiderman. So make sure you're using your newfound assertiveness for good, not for evil. And hey, if things don’t go according to plan, just remember: the Earth is spinning at 1,670 kilometers per hour (that's roughly the speed of a sneeze!) and life is full of cosmic do-overs. You've got this, stargazers! Remember, the Moon is merely a reflection of the Sun's light, so let's use this lunar event to reflect our own brilliance. Shine on, you crazy diamonds. And don't forget your sunscreen, because science tells us that too much exposure can lead to a nasty sunburn. So, in the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "We are all made of star stuff." Embrace your inner celestial being and conquer the universe, one nerdy fact at a time. Until next time, keep your telescopes focused and your crystals charged!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 08 Vir 58' 13", moving backwards at 0.52 degrees per day, and is 104591630km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Greetings, galactic voyagers! Get ready to strap on your celestial seatbelts because we're about to take a joyride through the cosmos. Mercury, our resident chatterbox planet, is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in the sign of Virgo. And let me tell you, it's not just any old dance. Imagine a highly coordinated, precision-engineered robot performing a ballet. That's what we're dealing with here. Picture this: Mercury, the planet with a silver tongue, has decided to bunk with Virgo, the zodiac's own Marie Kondo. The result? A period where we are all about decluttering our minds, organizing our thoughts, and basically becoming the Jedi Masters of communication. This cosmic alignment is like having a personal assistant who specializes in filtering out all the cosmic mumbo-jumbo. We are talking about a time when we'll not only be able to understand quantum physics but also explain it to your cat in under two minutes. Try doing that when Mercury is in Pisces! Now, I know "productivity" may sound as exciting as a lecture on the physics of paint drying, but trust me, this is the time for making headway. Think less "Groundhog Day" and more "Back to the Future." Say goodbye to those circular chats that feel like you've stepped into an Escher painting and hello to laser-focused conversations. But beware, my star-gazing friends! This transit can turn us into hyper-critical hermits faster than you can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." We need to remember that while perfection might be a noble goal, it's about as attainable as owning a pet unicorn. So, let's cut everyone, including ourselves, some slack. Refine our speech, sprinkle a bit of tact on top, and remember - nobody likes a person who points out that their socks don't match. In conclusion, Mercury in Virgo is a bit like having your cake and eating it too, except the cake is your thoughts and you're not so much eating as you are meticulously organizing them into neat little rows. Enjoy this cosmic waltz, my fellow earthlings, and remember to keep your sense of humor firmly in place!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 13 Leo 27' 32", moving at 0.3 degrees per day, and is 59168027km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo - The Disco Ball of Love
Galactic travelers, buckle up your asteroid belts because Venus, our friendly neighborhood love planet, has just entered the celestial spotlight of the zodiac - Leo. Imagine Venus dancing to "Stayin' Alive" on a cosmic disco floor, that's what we're dealing with here. A starry-eyed flamboyance that can make even the mildest of black holes blush.
When Venus sashays into Leo, we're not just content with love notes and sweet nothings, we want our affections skywritten across the cosmos. It's not about being liked or appreciated now, it's about being downright worshipped. So, if you're the shy type, you might want to take a quick trip to Mars until this transit is over.
But beware, my star-crossed lovers, Leo's love isn't exactly a smooth, moonlit sail across the Milky Way. Nope! It's more like a supernova of emotions. A fiery, dramatic display that may result in a few cosmic tantrums if we feel our love isn't being reciprocated with the right amount of passion. Just remember, healthy relationships are like binary stars, both shine brightly, but together they create an even more spectacular spectacle.
Now, let's talk about money. With Venus in Leo, cash becomes less about survival and more about splurging on that shiny new comet you've had your eye on. But let's not forget, Leo is as generous as it is extravagant. So while treating yourself to a new nebula might bring you joy, don't underestimate the happiness that comes from gifting a nice meteor shower to someone special.
In short, the Venus-Leo combo can supercharge your love life, turning it into a cosmic fireworks show. It's a reminder that life without a bit of intergalactic fun and excitement is like a planet without a moon - it just doesn't make sense. So, take this opportunity to let your love shine brighter than a thousand suns, because in the grand scheme of the universe, a little bit of cosmic drama never hurt anyone.
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 10 Lib 09' 05", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 376071584km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
When Mars Gets a Libra Makeover
Ahoy, stargazers! Get ready to roll out the cosmic red carpet because Mars, our feisty little warrior planet, is strutting its way into Libra's elegant parlor. Now, if you're thinking, "Isn't Mars more of a 'kick down the door' type of guy?" You'd be spot on! But, behold the power of celestial diplomacy as Mars mellows down to a refined canapé-eating, wine-sipping aristocrat under Libra's influence. Yes, indeed, Mars in Libra is like a hot-headed barbarian trying to fit into a Jane Austen novel. It's an odd blend of assertive Martian energy and Libra's love for harmony. It's like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube while sipping on a cappuccino and secretly wishing for a double espresso. While Mars is busy doing the fox-trot in Libra's ballroom, we become hyper-aware of our relationships. Suddenly, it's less about who used the last of the milk and didn’t replace it, and more about how to raise that issue without turning it into a WWIII scenario in your kitchen. We’re all playing nice, avoiding conflict, and generally acting like we’re at a never-ending peace conference. But don't be fooled by this sudden outbreak of politeness! It's not all rainbows and unicorns. Avoiding confrontation might feel like you're winning the Nobel Peace Prize, but it could also mean you’re just sweeping the dust under the cosmic rug. Remember, my star-loving friends, passive doesn't mean pushover. Use this Martian-Libran cocktail to address issues with grace and poise, rather than stuffing them down like dirty laundry in an already overstuffed washing machine. With Libra being the poster child for justice, this transit is also the perfect time to channel your inner superhero. Stand up for what’s fair and right, even if that means arguing about why pineapple does, in fact, belong on pizza! However, this celestial dance might also leave us stuck in a vortex of indecision. Mars, the "go-getter," and Libra, the "let's think this through," can feel like trying to solve a quantum physics equation while meditating. But fear not! As long as your actions are rooted in love, fairness, and good intentions, you're on the right track. Or at least, you're not totally lost in the cosmic wildernessJupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 28' 59", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 648724754km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Bullseye!
Yo, earthlings! Get ready for some celestial stand-up as Jupiter, the solar system's jolly giant, does a cosmic tango with Taurus, the zodiac's favourite couch potato. Imagine a colossal gas ball whispering wisdom into the ears of a stubborn bull. Sounds like an episode of "Intergalactic Dr. Phil", doesn't it?
When Jupiter cozies up to Taurus, it's like a wise old guru telling us that enlightenment isn't a pizza delivery away – it's been chilling inside us all along, probably between the liver and the spleen. So, dust off that inner wisdom that's been hibernating within you, next to your sympathy for telemarketers.
With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like we've all won a cosmic lottery ticket to manifest our dreams and reach our goals. You'll find yourself making a battle plan to conquer your aspirations, one checkbox at a time. It's like having a cheerleading squad composed of Jupiter's boundless enthusiasm and Taurus's stubborn persistence, chanting "You can do it!" in your ear. Now, don't be scared, it's not an alien invasion, just a friendly planetary pep talk.
Here's the kicker though - life might start to feel like an episode of "Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?" when Jupiter, the celestial Santa Claus, parks his sleigh in Taurus, the Wall Street of the zodiac. This is the time to check your financial pulse, and maybe even discover some buried treasure in that old sock drawer.
But, remember folks, Taurus also has a rep for being the zodiac's hedonist. It loves the good life and has a hard time saying "no" to anything - especially if it's on sale. So, when Jupiter, the planet of "more is more," teams up with Taurus, you might find your shopping cart filling up quicker than a quantum particle can say "Oops!" Be careful, though, not to mistake your wants for your needs during this transit, or else you might end up with a collection of sequined jumpsuits and no savings in sight.
So sit back, grab some popcorn and watch the cosmic drama unfold as Jupiter in Taurus takes center stage. And remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes - except maybe for that one time
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 39' 21", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1316491916km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Good Day, Star Gazers! Saturn In Pisces Is Here!
Hoo-boy, folks, Saturn's just gone retrograde and slipped on its swimming trunks for a cosmic dip in the oceanic Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Saturn in Pisces? Isn't that like Darth Vader joining a yoga retreat?" And you wouldn't be far off. But fear not, my celestial brethren, this isn't a doom and gloom scenario. Quite the contrary, in fact! Think of it as if Spock decided to take a vacay and ended up at Woodstock (the original, not the '99 disaster, please). He's there, analyzing the vibes, keeping those Vulcan ears open for the cosmic whispers of the universe, and maybe even letting his hair down (or would that be his ears?). This is a time when the Universe's headmaster, Saturn, enters the dreamy, flowing world of Pisces. It's about as comfortable as a penguin in the Sahara, but hey, when life gives you quantum lemons, you make interstellar lemonade! This ain't no gentle cosmic waltz, folks. Saturn, akin to your slightly overbearing but well-meaning parent, is going to question your dreams. You may want to hang a "No Aliens Allowed" sign on your subconscious, but trust me, it's not going to work. The best course of action? Open the door, offer Saturn a cup of cosmic tea, and listen up. His advice might be as prickly as a cactus on a hot day, but it's worth bearing with. Now, with all these deep-space shenanigans, you might find it hard to catch some Z's. But that's okay, because during this transit, you'll want to keep a dream journal handy. Who knows? You might wake up with the idea that cracks the meaning of the Universe...or at least a killer recipe for guacamole. So, grab your space boots, my friends. Saturn in Pisces is about as predictable as Schrödinger's cat, but it's also a great opportunity to dive deep into your dreams and make them a reality. Remember, in the grand cosmic game of life, even the nerdiest amongst us can play a key role. So hold onto your telescopes, it's going to be quite a ride!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 59' 32", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2867009762km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, star gazers, buckle up! Uranus has decided to crash in Taurus' guest room for the next little while and let me tell you, the Bull is not thrilled about it. Picture this, Taurus is that friend who likes their coffee a certain way, their TV shows at a specific time, and their routine just-so. And along comes Uranus, the cosmic equivalent of a technicolor tornado, ready to shake things up. Now, Taurus is really good with money - like, Scrooge McDuck level good. So, you'd think having Uranus around might be like having a financial advisor who's also a wizard. But remember, Uranus is all about surprise plot twists. So, we might see some wild changes in how we handle our dough, from new currencies popping up (Dogecoin anyone?) to banks undergoing massive makeovers. It's like a game of Monopoly but with real consequences! But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. Uranus in Taurus is also like a cosmic Marie Kondo, encouraging us to break free from the chains of materialism. You know, those pesky things like debt, rent, mortgages, and that credit card you keep for emergencies which somehow include Tuesday night take-outs. Yes, change is scary, especially when it involves our wallets. But just like a bad haircut, it's temporary - seven years kind of temporary. And who knows? The changes might just lead us to a better, more stable place. So, let's embrace the chaos, keep an open mind, and remember: the universe has a wicked sense of humor.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 28' 13", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4324548346km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings Star Gazers and Interplanetary Wanderers, Listen well because Neptune is in Pisces, my cosmic compadres. Now, before you go off thinking, "Oh no, another retrograde, grab the crystals, light the sage, and batten down the hatches," let me assure you this isn't your average Mercury retrograde. Nope, this is Neptune we're talking about, the lord of the deep sea, the cosmic squid, the astrological Kevin Costner in Waterworld. Neptune in Pisces is like having Sherlock Holmes with a spirit guide and a penchant for tie-dye. It's a time when our emotional goggles get an upgrade and we start to see 20/20 in the realm of feelings. Suddenly, those petty squabbles with your neighbors over who trimmed whose hedge feel like pointless episodes of a low-budget sitcom. Instead, you're tuning into the high-definition drama of collective unity, where everyone's lawn looks like a Monet masterpiece. This cosmic event is like a celestial brainstorming session where we're all asked, "Hey, what can you bring to the cosmic potluck?" Maybe you've got a killer vegan lasagna recipe, or you're a whiz at quantum physics, or you can tell an epic story that would make Tolkien green with envy. Whatever it is, Neptune in Pisces is your VIP invitation to toss your unique gift into the universal mixing bowl. Feeling drawn towards that online course about astral projection? Fancy building an altar in your studio apartment next to the succulent you've managed to keep alive (go you!)? Now's the time, my friends. Neptune in Pisces is like your spiritual life coach, telling you that you can absolutely nail that crow pose in yoga or finally understand what the heck Schrodinger's cat is all about. So, don your favorite tie-dye shirt, align your chakras, and remember, the universe is 4324555862.706418037km away...and it's cheering for you!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 04' 56", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5117568921km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, cosmic comrades, gather 'round! It's time to talk about our tiny, far-flung friend Pluto shaking hands with the serious-as-a-senator sign of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Pluto, that little ice cube 5 billion kilometers away? What's it got to do with me?" Well, let me illuminate ya!
See, Pluto and Capricorn are kinda like a pair of cosmic project managers. They've got their celestial clipboards out, they're wearing their hard helmets, and they're dead set on getting the job done. But here's the catch: when these two get together, they can be a bit... well... single-minded.
Imagine a pair of determined beavers building a dam. They're so focused on stacking up those logs, they don't even realize they're flooding the local squirrel family's treehouse. That's you right now, my friends. You're so laser-focused on your own goals, you might accidentally flood someone else's metaphorical treehouse. So, watch where you're stacking your logs, okay?
Now, here's where it gets really interesting. Pluto isn't just about power and success. It's also the planet of transformation. It's that buddy who comes over to help you clean your cluttered garage and ends up convincing you to turn it into a chic, minimalist art studio. Yes, you might lose some of your beloved junk in the process, but hey, that's the price of progress!
So, as Pluto pirouettes in retrograde through the sign of the Capricorn, remember to balance your ambitions with a bit of compassion. Keep an eye out for those metaphorical squirrel families. And remember, a bit of destruction now might lead to something beautiful later. Just, you know, maybe don't turn your actual garage into an art studio without asking your spouse first... unless you want a real-life experience of Pluto's transformative power!
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