The Sun

The Sun is in Virgo

The Sun is at 20 Vir 13' 12", and is 150551419km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Virgo

The Moon is at 00 Vir 30' 36", and is 406132km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Virgo

Alright, stargazers, buckle up those intergalactic seat belts! The Moon, our lovely lunar neighbour, is currently kicking back in the good ol’ sign of Virgo. Now, that’s approximately 404,092.208024502 km away, not that anyone’s counting (except me, who absolutely is). Virgo, the zodiac's very own Hermione Granger, is all about organization, cleanliness, and attention to detail. So, essentially, it's like the Moon has decided to Marie Kondo its life right now. And trust me, you don't want to be the item that doesn't spark joy! Now, what does this mean for you? Well, expect a surge of energy that'll make you want to tidy up those messy corners of your life. Be it your room, your relationships, or that chaotic thing you call a schedule. Heck, you might even find yourself alphabetizing your spice rack at 2 in the morning. Don't say I didn't warn you! But don't get too comfy in this orderly chaos, folks. The moon is a fickle lady, never staying in one place too long. In the next 24 hours, she'll be packing her bags and heading over to Libra, the zodiac's resident diplomat. So, enjoy this bout of productivity while it lasts! And remember, the universe is like a cosmic soup, with us as little noodle floating around. Sometimes, it’s a bit spicy, sometimes sweet, but always full of surprises. So, keep your spoons ready, and don't forget to slurp up all the goodness it has to offer!

Mercury

Mercury is in Virgo

Mercury is retrograde at 08 Vir 30' 50", moving backwards at 0.39 degrees per day, and is 107249705km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Virgo

Alright, alright, strap in space cadets. We've got Mercury chillin' in Virgo, which might as well be the equivalent of your super-organized, neat-freak friend coming over and alphabetizing your record collection. Yeah, you know the one. They're the type to carry around a bottle of hand sanitizer way before it was globally trendy. Mercury's taking a cosmic vacation in Virgo, and that means our minds are going to be sharper than Spock's ears, and our speech more precise than a GPS in a self-driving Tesla. We're not interested in fluffing up our words with pretty little bows and sprinkles. Nah, we're cutting through the B.S. like a lightsaber through butter. You see, Virgo's pretty good at sifting through the cosmic junk mail. They can take in a whole universe of info, and filter out all the spam. So while Mercury's hanging out in Virgo, we've got this analytical superpower that's going to help us communicate clearer than HD TV. Now, I won't sugarcoat it, this ain't exactly a party in the cosmos. But hey, we're not here for confetti and pinatas, right? Right. What we've got instead is a golden opportunity to make some real progress. No more getting lost in the black hole of dead-end ideas or conversations that feel like they're stuck in a time loop. We're focusing on the details, the useful stuff, the things that'll actually get us moving forward. Just a little space dust in your eye though - during this transit, we might become a bit too critical. I'm talking R2D2-meets-Simon-Cowell level of nitpicking. Being discerning is all well and good, but let's not start finding faults like we're hunting for Easter eggs, alright? Tact is key when we're trying to convey our opinions in this hyper-analytical phase. So, don't panic. Breath in, breath out, and remember, even Mercury Retrograde can't mess with you if you're wearing your lucky space socks.

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 13 Leo 46' 13", moving at 0.33 degrees per day, and is 60091960km away and receding.

Venus Is In Leo

Venus in Leo: A Round of Applause and a Bit of Razzle-Dazzle

Fasten your seatbelts, stargazers, Venus has parked its celestial caravan in the theatrical realm of Leo. Picture this: Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, strutting down the cosmic catwalk clad in a lion's mane. That's right, with Venus in Leo, love isn't just in the air, it's on the jumbotron, the side of a blimp, and it's doing jazz hands. The cosmos is all set to put on a show that would make Broadway directors weep with envy.

Think of this planetary placement as your very own romantic megaphone. Understated love notes? Who needs 'em! With Venus in Leo, it's time for grand gestures that would make Romeo and Juliet say "Wait, aren't we overdoing this a bit?" No, dear Capulets and Montagues, we're not. It's all about the pomp and circumstance now. If you've ever wanted to express your feelings through interpretive dance or a sky-written love note, now's your chance.

Beware though, Leo’s fiery energy can also ignite some melodramatic telenovela-like scenes. If you feel like you're not getting enough applause for your emotional soliloquies, you might be tempted to create a little drama just to keep things interesting. Remember, there might not be an "i" in "we," but there's definitely one in "dignity."

And let's talk about money. With Venus in Leo, your wallet could feel a gravitational pull towards anything that glitters. For Leo, money isn't just about survival, it's about style. It's less about saving for a rainy day and more about making it rain at the nearest luxury boutique. But remember, Leo’s heart is as big as its appetite for the finer things in life. Splurging on thoughtful gifts for others might just give you that warm, fuzzy feeling inside.

So, get ready for a cosmic party as Venus in Leo turns up the volume on love, creativity and self-expression. Remember, life without a little jazz hands is like a galaxy without stars. Enjoy the show!

Mars

Mars is in Libra

Mars is prograde at 10 Lib 48' 15", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 376369353km away and receding.

Mars Is In Libra

Mars in Libra: A Galactic Love Story

Alright, folks. Brace yourselves. Mars, the headstrong warrior planet, is currently sashaying through Libra, the zodiac's resident social butterfly. And it's making the cosmos feel like a dramatic space opera. Imagine Boba Fett trying to negotiate a peace treaty instead of a bounty. Yeah, that's us right now.

With Mars in Libra, we're all about relationships. And I'm not just talking about your latest Tinder match (although, that counts too). Business partnerships, friendships, alliances - they're all under the cosmic microscope. It's like we've got our own Star Wars Senate happening up there. You might feel an urge to balance things out, to make sure everyone gets a fair deal. Yes, even you, Darth Vader!

Now, Mars usually comes with some fire and brimstone, but Libra's velvet touch soothes the beast. We're less likely to start a lightsaber duel and more likely to engage in diplomatic negotiations. But, be careful not to play the pacifist too much. Ignoring the Death Star-sized problems won't make them disappear. Use this time to tackle issues with grace and love. It's not about avoiding those asteroid fields, it's about navigating them with style.

And speaking of style, Libra stands for justice. Kinda like a Jedi, but with better fashion sense. So, while Mars is in Libra, stand up for what's right. Fight for balance, equality, and fairness. Just remember to do it with charm and diplomacy. No need to resort to mind tricks!

But, let's be honest, all this balancing act might leave us as indecisive as Luke Skywalker in 'The Empire Strikes Back.' Mars wants to forge ahead, but Libra wants to weigh all options. It's like trying to decide whether to join the Dark Side or not. Here's a tip: always choose love, intention, and fairness. Those are definitely the droids you're looking for.

So, whether you're a Jedi Knight or a Sith Lord, remember that Mars in Libra is about balance, diplomacy, and relationships. And may the force be with you, always!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 27' 21", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 646851447km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: The Retrograde Rodeo

Alright, star-gazers, it's time to buckle up! Jupiter's taken a road trip through the sign of Taurus and boy, is it a sight to see. Now, imagine if Jupiter was a lumbering old grandpa, with his suspenders and wisdom, and Taurus was his favorite armchair. That's the kind of cozy, slow-paced energy we're dealing with here.

When Jupiter and Taurus team up, they become some sort of celestial crime-fighting duo. Their mission? To remind us that we've got everything we need within us. It's like that moment when you're searching for your glasses and realize they've been on your head the whole time. Except this time, it's not glasses, it's your inner wisdom (and no, you can't return it for a refund).

With Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to roll up your sleeves and get down to business. You know that dream you've been holding on to? The one you whisper to your plants every morning? Well, it's time to turn that dream into a to-do list. And guess what? Jupiter and Taurus will provide the cosmic caffeine you need to start ticking things off.

Now, if Jupiter was a Monopoly piece, it'd be the top hat. This planet is all about expansion and good fortune. Meanwhile, Taurus is practically swimming in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. So during this transit, don't be surprised if you find a few extra dollars in your pocket or a forgotten Bitcoin password. Just remember, fortune favors the bold, but also those who budget wisely.

But hold onto your horoscopes, because there's a twist. Taurus loves indulgence like a cat loves a sunbeam. So when Jupiter, the planet of 'more is more', moves into this sign, we're all in for a bit of a cosmic sugar rush. It's like walking into an all-you-can-eat buffet with an empty stomach. The key? Moderation. So go ahead, enjoy the cosmic buffet, but remember to pace yourself. And maybe save some room for dessert.

So there you have it. Jupiter in Taurus: a time of wisdom, growth, prosperity, and a little indulgence. Just remember, like any good road trip, it's about the journey

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 35' 07", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1317216205km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

The Saturn-Pisces Stand-Up Comedy Show

Alright, alright, folks. Grab your telescopes and your dream journals because Saturn's doing its best Piscean impersonation. And let me tell you, it's more than just a fishy tale, it's a full-on cosmic comedy show!

Now, Saturn in Pisces is like that one friend who raids your fridge, critiques your Netflix watch list, and still manages to give you the best darn advice you've ever heard. Sure, you might want to hang the 'No Entry' sign outside your dreamland, but trust me, the last thing you want is to miss out on Saturn's "Dad Joke" wisdom.

It's time to roll up those tie-dye sleeves, folks, and get down to business - the business of your dreams, that is! Whether you've been daydreaming about opening a vegan taco stand or writing the next great sci-fi saga, now's the time to put those plans into hyperdrive. Because when you've got the Master of Rules playing in the Piscean pool, things are bound to get interesting.

But remember, this isn't exactly a cosmic vacation. Saturn in Pisces might seem like your quirky aunt trying to teach you how to knit—it'll test your patience, and you might end up with something that looks more like a misshapen blob than a beautiful scarf. But if you're open to it, you'll learn a lot along the way.

Meanwhile, you might find your sleep cycle going haywire. Don't be surprised if you're suddenly craving midnight snacks or waking up at the crack of dawn. Fear not, dear stargazers, it's a perfect time to practice some Zen. Try meditating under the starlight, taking a moonlit stroll, or even just practicing your deep breathing. And hey, if all else fails, count space sheep.

With Saturn in Pisces, it's like having a live-in life coach who occasionally raids your fridge. So, buckle up, be prepared and remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes... it makes bloopers. Enjoy the show!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 58' 48", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2864746756km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

"Hold onto your telescopes, star gazers, because Uranus has just crash-landed into Taurus, and it's planning on shaking things up a bit, like an alien at a country club. Now, I know what you're thinking - Taurus, our sweet, steadfast bull, isn't too fond of unexpected guests or sudden changes. It's more like: 'Where's my comfy couch, where's my hot cocoa, and who moved my favorite constellation?' But here's the twist! Uranus, that cheeky planet just over 2 billion kilometers away (or as I like to refer to it: 'a Sunday drive in the universe'), isn't one for sticking to traditions or taking the scenic route. It's all about revolutions, disruptions, and sometimes, a good old-fashioned cosmic kick in the pants. Now, Taurus is the Wall Street of the zodiac – it knows its way around the dollar bill. But with Uranus in town, we might see some space-age changes in our economy. Imagine this: Bitcoin becoming the new pocket change, banks turning into virtual realities, or stock markets rollercoastering like they've had too much caffeine. It's like having Spock at the Federal Reserve! On the home front, Uranus in Taurus is like a financial Marie Kondo, urging us to tidy up our money matters, toss out unnecessary debts, and rethink our relationship with material possessions. Those credit card bills that have been piling up? Time to zap them away. That mortgage that seems like a mountain? Consider it scaled. I know, I know, it seems daunting, but remember - Uranus is not just about change, it's about liberation. It's like that eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced and somehow convinces you to ditch your safe job and pursue your dream of becoming a llama whisperer. So, let's embrace this cosmic shake-up! Fasten your seatbelts, because Uranus in Taurus is going to be a wild ride, and who knows? It might just land us in a better place. After all, the universe works in mysterious -and sometimes hilarious- ways!"

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 26' 35", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4324286467km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Ah, my dear earthlings, do you feel that? That's Neptune, the big blue gas giant, doing a backward shuffle in Pisces. It's so far away that it's practically in another galaxy. Well, not literally, but you get my drift - 4324292805.776319504km to be exact, not that anyone's counting. Now, you might think that's a bit inconvenient, but it's actually quite the cosmic shindig. You see, Neptune in Pisces is like your eccentric uncle who shows up at family gatherings, spouting wisdom disguised as nonsensical riddles, while wearing mismatched socks. It's all about seeing through the illusion of reality, realizing that those petty squabbles over the last slice of pizza or who left the cap off the toothpaste, really don't matter in the grand scheme of things. Together, Neptune and Pisces bring about a kind of spiritual clarity, like wiping off your glasses after walking through a dust storm. Suddenly those contradictions that seemed so monumental shrink down to the size of a quark. This transit is basically the universe's way of saying, "Hey, look inside yourself, find that special something that makes you, well, you, and then use it to patch up this broken world of ours." So, dig deep, friends. Maybe that means enrolling in a spiritual yoga retreat, or simply setting up a little zen garden on your coffee table. It's all about connecting with the sacred, the divine, the spiritual Wi-Fi signal of the cosmos. And remember, even though Neptune is currently moonwalking away from us, it's still cheering you on. So take that quirky, nerdy, hippie energy of yours and share it with the world. After all, in a universe where a planet can do a reverse tango millions of kilometers away, anything is possible!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 04' 11", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5119687903km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Great Scott! Brace yourselves, my astronomy enthusiasts and space cadets! Pluto, that celestial dwarf of mystery, is currently in Capricorn and it's about to bring a seismic shift in our lives faster than a DeLorean hitting 88 miles per hour! Now, you might be wondering, "What does it mean for us mere earthlings?" Well, let me break it down for you, like a clumsy waiter with a tray full of glassware. Both Pluto and Capricorn are notorious for their love of power and success, kind of like a cosmic power couple. They're so focused, they could make a laser beam feel insecure. The bad news is, during this transit, our compassion for other people's viewpoints might get shoved into the trunk. Both Pluto and Capricorn don't just want results, they demand them. So, remember to keep your tolerance hat on, lest you turn into a party pooper. Pluto, our distant friend, is on a mission to purge us of negative patterns. Think of it as a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to toss out what no longer brings joy to our lives. But here's the kicker - it involves a bit of destruction. It's like tearing down an old, decrepit building to construct a new, shiny skyscraper. But be careful not to go all Godzilla on your life. Be deliberate in what you destroy to create something new. So buckle up, my fellow stargazers. We're in for a ride that's going to be more thrilling than travelling back to the future!

The Sun

Sun Trine Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.

Venus

Venus Square Jupiter

You will probably overindulge yourself today, with regrets later. This is true both with eating and spending. A distinct laziness may overcome you and you will want to be pampered. Self-discipline is needed in order to avoid trouble now or later. Others may think you are too spoiled. Don't procrastinate.These people are big-hearted and warm, with open hearts and a tendency to want to give a lot to the people they love. They can have some problems with following through on their promises, however–not because of any ill intent, but because they sometimes overestimate their personal capabilities, and want to do more, and give more, than is actually possible. At distinct times in their lives, they have a tendency to live beyond their means. They need to be cautious about the tendency to feel overly-optimistic or overly protected. Borrowing from their future and overdoing their indulgence in pleasures is a marked tendency. While people with the conjunction, sextile, or trine between Venus and Jupiter express their bigheartedness, tolerance, generosity, and magnanimity in a generally constant and natural manner, these same expressions for those people with the square, opposition, and quincunx between these planets tend to be problematic at times. Their need for growth, good humor, and fun in their relationships is marked, as is their disdain for insincerity. However, they may attract just those kinds of people simply because they are looking so hard for these traits that they assign them onto undeserving people!Moderation is the most important, and perhaps challenging, lesson in these people’s lives.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report — Your sense of form and harmony extend into the important relationships of your life. You seek a strong philosophical connection to match the physical passion. Faithfulness is a key factor if your relationship is to support your spiritual growth, and trust has to work both ways in the partnership.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Jason Alexander, Pearl Buck, Julia Child, Joe Cocker, Sean Connery, Alice Cooper, Billy Corgan, e.e. Cummings, John Denver, Michael J. Fox, Andy Gibb, Linda Goodman, Jim Jones, Jessica Lange, David Lynch, Dolly Parton, Tom Paxton, Robert Redford, Lynn Redgrave, Oral Roberts, Maria Shriver, Britney Spears, Tina Turner, Jon Voight, Betty White; Oppositions – Drew Carey, Billy Ray Cyprus, Victor Hugo, Quincy Jones, Tom Selleck, Cat Stevens.