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18 September, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3435 (N10E60, Dao/beta) produced the strongest event of the period, an impulsive C3.5 flare at 17/1621 UTC. Associated with the event was a Type II radio sweep (est. 344 km/s) and subsequent CME signature first observed in SOHO LASCO/C2 imagery at 17/1624 UTC, which was not expected to have an Earth-directed component.
The solar kp index is active, reinforcing retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters suggested influence from a transient which aligns with the anticipated arrival of a CME that left the Sun on 14 Sep. An increase from background conditions began ~17/0150 UTC. Total magnetic field strength increased from 5 nT to a peak of 10 nT. The Bz component was mostly oriented far north for the event but briefly reached as far south as -9 nT during the onset. Solar wind speeds reached ~500 km/s near 17/0300 UTC and steadily declined to ~440 km/s by the days end.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 00 degrees, 42' 07", at a velocity of 12.35 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.9 days old. It is 393322.67 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 25 Vir 05' 37", and is 150349443km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 00 Sco 42' 06", and is 396312km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Scorpio
Ahoy, celestial voyagers! Buckle up your seatbelts because the moon's just parked itself in the mysterious realm of Scorpio. Yes, you heard it right! Now, I know what you're thinking, "How far is this moon exactly?" Well, let me toss some nerd magic your way; it's precisely 396,490.765530830km away. And no, that's not a typo, my friends. I do love me some decimal points. As we all know, when the moon hits Scorpio, things tend to get as spicy as Vulcan's jalapeños. You thought Klingon Bat'leth battles were intense? Well, hold on to your Tricorders, because the emotional intensity is about to hit warp speed. Just like a Ferengi hunting for gold-pressed latinum, this lunar influence might make you dig deep into the unexplored depths of your personal and emotional mineshafts. As we delve into these star-lit mysteries, remember, it's okay to feel like a Redshirt on an away mission - a little out of place, a bit worried about what's coming next. But hey, the unknown is where the adventure is, right? So, grab your phasers and set them to ‘introspect’. It's time to boldly go where no man...err, no one has gone before. Seek out new life and new civilizations within yourself, explore those inner galaxies, and remember, resistance to self-discovery is futile. But don't worry, just like the universal translator, I'll be here to decode the cryptic language of the cosmos for you! And if you feel like you've been transported into an alternate universe where emotions rule, just remember: this is a temporary wormhole, and like any good Starfleet officer, you'll navigate through it with grace and wit. Because, at the end of the day, we're all just stardust voyaging through this cosmic journey together. So, live long and prosper, my friends, and may the force...oops, wrong franchise. But you get the gist!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 08 Vir 27' 45", moving at 0.38 degrees per day, and is 124201260km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury in Virgo: The Nitty Gritty Edition
Alright stargazers, brace yourselves because Mercury just pulled into the Virgo station! Now, before you start thinking about the infamous Mercury retrograde and hide under your bed, let me assure you, Mercury is currently prograde. Which basically means it's behaving itself...for now.
With Mercury in Virgo, our minds become as sharp as a tack and our words as precise as the measurements of a NASA scientist on their third cup of coffee. There will be no sugar-coating or beating around the bush during this transit; it's like Virgo handed us all a cosmic scalpel to cut through the clutter of life and get straight to the point.
And speaking of points, Virgo is a master at sifting through tons of information and cherry-picking the essentials. It's like having your own personal Google search engine, except it's not eavesdropping on your conversations. So while Mercury is doing its thing in Virgo, our analytical power levels up like a character in a video game, making us communication superheroes.
But here's the best part - productivity. With Mercury in Virgo, we're more focused than a cat stalking a laser pointer dot. Those dead-end ideas and circular conversations that usually trap us? Say goodbye to them! This is the time for forward movement, much like a roomba with a full battery.
However, there's one tiny catch. This transit can also turn us into hyper-critical beings, always on the hunt for flaws. It's like being turned into a grammar bot that can't stop correcting everyone's tweets. So, while we're all enjoying our enhanced discernment, let's remember not to insult others or get too frustrated with our own flaws. It's all about learning to speak with tact and not letting Virgo's discerning qualities turn us into cosmic killjoys.
So, let's seize this Mercury in Virgo moment, folks! Just remember to use your new found powers wisely, and not get too caught up in the fault-finding frenzy.
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 15 Leo 46' 21", moving at 0.47 degrees per day, and is 64905590km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Well, well, well, isn't it a party in the cosmos! Venus, our lovely lady of love and luxury, has decided to throw on her most flamboyant frock and strut into Leo-ville. I suggest you buckle up, because this celestial soiree is going to be more like a cosmic carnival. You see, when Venus sidles into Leo, she's not here for a quiet cup of tea and a scone. Oh no, she's ready to light the sky ablaze with declarations of love that could rival any Shakespearean sonnet. Expect your dates to be less Netflix-and-chill and more, shall we say, Cirque du Soleil. But hold onto your hats, folks! This isn't just about being liked or appreciated. Under the gaze of Venus in Leo, anything less than adoration will simply not do! It's time to roll the dice, make grand gestures, and risk it all for love. Those who prefer the safety of the sidelines might find themselves outpaced by the more daring romantics among us. Now, I must warn you, with all this fiery passion comes a touch of drama. Leo, after all, is the king of the jungle and doesn't enjoy being ignored. If you're not careful, you might find yourself in the midst of a passionate argument, started purely for the thrill of it. Let's remember, folks, there's no "i" in "we," but there are a couple in "narcissistic." As for money, with Venus in Leo, it's all about splashing the cash to make yourself and loved ones feel like royalty. Leo does have a penchant for the finer things in life. So go ahead, splurge a bit. But remember, Leo is also renowned for their generosity. Giving lavish gifts will bring more satisfaction than treating ourselves. Well, unless you're treating yourself to a brand new telescope, of course. In a nutshell, folks, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic color run. It's vibrant, it's messy, and it's a whole lot of fun. It's an opportunity to rejuvenate your relationships and remember that life without a little excitement is like a black hole – a whole lot of nothing. So embrace the madness, chase the love, and let's make this celestial carnival one for the ages!Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 14 Lib 04' 43", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 377726219km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Mars in Libra: A Nerdy, Hippie Astrologer's Guide
Well, buckle up, cosmic comrades because our red, rust-tinged neighbor, Mars, is traipsing through the refined realm of Libra. That's a hefty 377,715,473.267705739 km jaunt from our humble blue orb. And guess what? Mars is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in prograde. In layman's terms, Mars isn't moonwalking backwards but strutting forwards. Now, when Mars, your pushy cosmic gym coach, takes a vacation in harmonious Libra, the zodiac's Miss Congeniality, it's like a Klingon attending a poetry slam. There's gonna be a whole lotta 'getting along' vibes wafting around. Mars in Libra is basically a celestial cup of chamomile tea, urging us to be nice, play fair, and most importantly, not throw any cosmic tantrums. But remember folks, this isn't a ticket to play ostrich and bury your head in the sand. Though it might be tempting to wrap yourself in the fluffy blanket of denial, don't. Instead of avoiding confrontation, use these diplomatic vibes to address issues with the grace of a Jedi Knight at a peace treaty signing. Here's the thing, though. Libra, as the zodiac's justice warrior, doesn't just sit around braiding daisy chains all day. Oh no! Libra gets righteously riled up for fairness and balance. So, during this transit, despite the urge to procrastinate or dither, remember to strap on your superhero cape and fight for what's right. At the end of the day, if we act with love, intention, and fairness - even if we're internally humming and hawing about it - we're making the right cosmic moves. So, embrace this Mars in Libra phase as a chance to bring more harmony into your life, without forgetting to stand up for justice and equality. And remember, keep your phasers set on stun, not kill. Peace out, star voyagers!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 16' 07", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 637849812km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, Earthlings! Or should I say, Star-lings? So, the big news from the cosmos is that Jupiter, our friendly neighborhood planet of expansion and good fortune, has parked its celestial self in Taurus, the Zodiac's most reliable - and let's face it, stubborn - sign. Now, that's like your nerdy friend who always bringing the brainy concepts to the party suddenly deciding to turn up in a tie-dye hippie outfit and insisting on organic kale chips instead of Doritos. You get me? Jupiter in Taurus is kind of like that wise old professor you had in college who would always bring cookies to class. Yes, he'd spout off about quantum physics and the secrets of the universe, but he'd also make sure you had something delicious and comforting to munch on while your mind was being blown. Now, Jupiter being in Taurus is an invitation for a cosmic sprucing up of sorts. It’s like getting a brand new IKEA flat pack furniture with a manual in ancient Sanskrit. You've got the energy of Jupiter cheering you on ("You can do it, buddy!") and the steadfastness of Taurus ("Just follow the instructions, it'll be fine"). This is the time to dust off those dreams that have been sitting in a corner, roll up your sleeves and start building towards them - one Allen wrench twist at a time. And hey, there might be some extra celestial dollars floating around too. Don't forget, Jupiter is also the planet of luck and Taurus loves the bling! But be warned, my friends. Taurus can be quite the indulgent sign. While Jupiter is in town, you might find yourself eyeing that triple fudge chocolate cake when you're supposed to be on a diet. Or splurging on that Star Trek limited edition Spock bobblehead when rent is due. Just remember, with great cosmic power comes great responsibility. So, don't let the good times roll too far away from your long-term goals. So, there you have it. Jupiter in Taurus - a time for growth, practicality, and maybe a little bit of indulgence. As they say in the cosmos, "May the Force be with you." Or was that Star Wars? Anyway, keep looking up!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 14' 35", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1321482482km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Nerdy Astrologer's Guide
Alright space cadets, buckle up because Saturn, that big, gassy uncle of the cosmos, has slipped into Pisces, the zodiac's dreamiest sign. Now, I know what you're thinking, "How can a planet be in a fish?" Well, let me assure you, no marine life was harmed in this cosmic alignment. It's all metaphorical, my friends!
This celestial mashup is like if Spock decided to take up poetry. It's the perfect time to dust off those daydreams of yours. Always wanted to write the next "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" or open a UFO-themed café? Now is the time to channel your inner Vulcan logic and lay some serious groundwork.
Beware though, Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbows and unicorns. It's more like being audited by a very persistent cosmic taxman. Our friendly giant won’t hesitate to poke and prod at your precious daydreams, asking all the hard questions. You might feel like slamming the door in his ringed face, but remember, his meddling comes from a place of tough love.
Adding to the fun, Pisces – who is basically the zodiac's resident sleep guru – might mix things up for your usual Z's. Expect some restless nights, strange dreams, or even sleepwalking (hopefully not into any inter-dimensional portals). But don't fret, it’s the universe’s way of saying, “Hey buddy, time to find that inner Zen.” Try meditating or take a relaxing moonlit walk. And hey, a little catnap during the day never hurt anyone. Just be sure to keep a dream journal handy, who knows when you'll get your next big idea!
So remember, while Saturn in Pisces might seem like a cosmic clash of titans, it's actually an opportunity for you to boldly go where no one has gone before. So grab your telescope, your dream journal, and your best pair of galactic sneakers, because it's time to shoot for the stars!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 54' 27", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2853747221km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: It's Not You, It's Uranus
Okay my starry-eyed friends, hang onto your cosmic socks because things are about to get a little... Uranian. That's right, our distant celestial cousin, Uranus, has decided to crash on Taurus' couch for a while. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Taurus? Stability is their middle name! They won't take kindly to Uranus' penchant for shaking things up." And you'd be right... except for one minor detail: nobody asked Taurus.
Picture this: Taurus, the celestial embodiment of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it," suddenly having to deal with Uranus, who's basically the cosmic equivalent of that friend who decides to rearrange your entire living room because "the Feng Shui was off." It's about as comfortable as a fish riding a bicycle, but hey, it's not like we have a say in the matter. The universe does love its sitcoms.
So, what does this mean for us, the unsuspecting extras in this cosmic drama? Well, for starters, that piggy bank of yours might start looking more like a Rubik's cube. Suddenly, handling money might feel like trying to solve quantum physics on a caffeine high. Banks turning into digital playgrounds, currencies doing the cha-cha, and the stock market playing hopscotch - it’s not the apocalypse, just Uranus in town!
But hold on, it's not all about financial vertigo. This is also a time for personal growth. Or as I like to call it, "Uranian therapy". You see, Uranus isn’t just here to wreak havoc; it’s here to liberate us. The chains of debt, the ghastly specter of taxes, the soul-sucking vortex of rent and mortgages – it’s time to rethink our relationship with these monetary monsters.
So, buckle up, my celestial comrades. This ride might be a bit bumpy, but remember: change is the only constant in the universe. Or as I imagine Uranus would say, "Resistance is futile, but snacks are welcome."
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 18' 18", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4323647856km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, dear earthlings and stardust aficionados! We're talking about our ole buddy Neptune today, who's taken a dip in the Piscean pool for a retrograde respite. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Retrograde? Isn't that when everything goes haywire?" Well, you're not wrong, but let's not get our space pants in a twist just yet. Neptune in Pisces is more like a cosmic Coachella than a planetary problem. It's a fusion of the mystical, the spiritual, and the downright ethereal. Imagine if your favorite sci-fi movie had a baby with a transcendental meditation seminar. That's Neptune in Pisces for you. This celestial event is akin to donning a pair of 3D glasses at the cinema - suddenly, everything pops! Except instead of seeing dinosaurs or superheroes come to life, you're getting a vivid look at the bigger picture. You realize that arguing about whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better is as pointless as looking for intelligent life on Mercury. We're all made of the same stardust, folks! During this time, you might feel like you've swallowed the red pill from The Matrix. You're awakened to the interconnectivity of the universe and the potential for collective progress. It's like a cosmic call-to-action, urging us to unearth our unique gifts, dreams, and ideas that can contribute to the evolutionary upgrade of Team Earth. Maybe you've always wanted to learn about tarot, reiki, or quantum physics. Or perhaps you want to transform your home into a sacred sanctuary (just please, no alien abduction themed decor). Go for it! Neptune in Pisces is all about exploring your inner Yoda and then sharing that wisdom with the world. Remember, fellow space travelers, the universe has got your back during this transit. So, let’s take this opportunity to come together like a celestial Avengers team, each of us contributing our unique powers to heal and progress. Beam me up, Neptune!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 00' 45", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5130677792km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Alright, my cosmic compadres, gather round and lend me your ears for a moment because Pluto’s having a bit of a party in Capricorn and you're all on the guest list. So, what's the cosmic chit-chat about? Well, pull up a chair and let's talk. First off, this isn't just any old planet we're talking about, oh no. This is Pluto, the celestial rock star that's so misunderstood it got booted out of the planet club and then invited back in again. Talk about a cosmic rollercoaster! Right now, our favorite dwarf planet is doing the retrograde rumba in Capricorn - a sign that's as ambitious and disciplined as they come. Picture a high-powered executive with the heart of a mountain goat, and you're halfway there. Now, when Pluto and Capricorn hang out, they're like the cosmic equivalent of a power couple. They're all about results, efficiency, and getting things done. But, just like a caffeinated squirrel on a tight deadline, they can get a bit tunnel-visioned and toss compassion for others' viewpoints out the window faster than you can say, "But I thought Pluto was a dog in Disney..." So, here's the heads up: watch out for moments when you become intolerant of ideas that don't match your own. It's not a good look, trust me. But Pluto isn't just about power-tripping. Nope, it's also about transformation. It's like your personal Marie Kondo of the cosmos, urging you to let go of what no longer works for you. Yes, it may involve some "constructive destruction," but think of it this way: it's a celestial garage sale! So be intentional about what you decide to keep and what you choose to release. After all, even in the vastness of the universe, there's no room for cosmic clutter. And remember: just because Pluto is doing the macarena millions of kilometers away, doesn't mean it can't shake things up in your life. So embrace the change, keep your mind open, and remember to laugh... because the universe definitely has a sense of humor.Current Planetary Aspects