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19 September, 2023
Solar activity was low with background X-ray flux at C-class levels and nine sunspot groups present on the visible solar disk. Region 3429 (N12W50, Cso/beta) had spot consolidation in the leader and some dissipation in the trailer section. Region 3436 (N19W36, Dai/beta) underwent growth and gained spots in the intermediate section. Region 3437 (S18W15, Dso/beta) experienced growth, but remained as a simple bipolar group. Region 3435 was separated into two regions; the main, large asymmetric penumbral spot remaining as Region 3435 (N09E56, Cko/beta) and new Region 3438 (N11E49, Hsx/alpha) assigned to the former lead section. Two additional new regions were assigned; Region 3439 (S23E57, Dao/beta) and Region 3440 (N17E74, Hsx/alpha) today. Both regions were mainly inactive.
NOAA reports a Moderate Solar Storm! Retrograde effects are increased. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters were indicative of a likely transient arrival and passage early in the day, followed by an interplanetary shock arrival as measured at the DSCOVR spacecraft at 18/1257 UTC. Total IMF strength had been ~10 nT much of the period until shock arrival, when total field increased to 22 nT by 18/1258 UTC. The Bz component was slowly rotating from south to north directed with the initial transient passage. There was little change in the Bz component with shock arrival and Bz remained mainly northward until about 18/1600 UTC when it turned southward and reached a maximum deviation of -18 nT at 18/1630 UTC. The Bz oscillated afterwards. Solar wind speed had initially rose to 484 km/s by 18/0207 UTC with the first transient arrival before it decreased to ~425 km/s. Speed promptly increased with shock arrival from the second CME and reached about 550-560 km/s before it slowly declined and was at 500 km/s by the periods end. The phi angle was mostly in a negative sector.
There is a 5% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 35% chance of a moderate event, and a 30% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 13 degrees, 09' 19", at a velocity of 12.56 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.9 days old. It is 388903.34 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 26 Vir 04' 11", and is 150307788km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 13 Sco 09' 19", and is 392792km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Scorpio
Greetings, stardust sprinkled beings! With our gorgeous Luna nestled comfortably in the sultry and mysterious constellation of Scorpio, we're in for a cosmic rollercoaster. But don't worry, you won't need to time travel or dodge terminators... probably. The Moon is currently a whopping 392,997.909572320km away. Yes, I did say "whopping," and yes, that's a technical term. You can look it up in the 'Nebula Nerd's Dictionary'. And no, don't ask how many football fields that is, because my calculator just blew up trying to figure that out! Now, let's talk about Scorpio. Intense, passionate, and slightly more secretive than an encrypted cyborg mission, this sign has a reputation for deep and transformative experiences. Think of it like a software update for your soul – it might be a bit scary and cause a few unexpected restarts, but ultimately, you’ll come back with fewer bugs and better features. With Luna in Scorpio, we're all getting an upgrade. Emotions are going to run high, deeper than the code in Skynet’s mainframe. But don't panic, remember, we are all just cosmic entities having a human experience. We just happen to be doing it while being chased by emotional terminators. So, my advice? Be like Sarah Connor. Face those intense feelings head on with grit, determination and maybe a cool one-liner or two. This isn't the time to run from your feelings. It's the time to turn, look them in the eye, and say, "Hasta la vista, baby!" Now, let's all take a deep breath, prepare our best Schwarzenegger impressions and get ready to conquer whatever the cosmos throws at us. Because even though the Moon is almost 393,000 kilometers away, its influence is as close as your next heartbeat. Remember, in the world of astrology, no fate is truly set. So, gear up, cosmic soldiers, and let's embrace this Scorpio Moon!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 08 Vir 55' 08", moving at 0.53 degrees per day, and is 128154792km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Ladies, gentlemen, and celestial voyagers of all kinds, gather 'round! Your benevolent stargazing smart-aleck is here to drop some cosmic truths with a pinch of wit and a dash of sass. So, Mercury just moved into Virgo, and if you're anything like me, your first thought was probably: "Oh great, another planetary movement I'm supposed to understand. Does it mean I should start hoarding canned beans and alien repellent?" Well, hold onto your tin foil hats, folks, because this ain't an alien invasion! Mercury’s zip into Virgo turns our brains into supercomputers, churning out precise communication faster than you can say "Stargate SG-1". Under this transit, we’re more interested in cutting the BS and getting straight to the point, which for many of us is a refreshing change. In this period, we're all inheriting a bit of that Virgoan knack for stripping out the unnecessary details. Imagine your brain is like one of those fancy juicers - you put in a whole bunch of information and out comes the pure, unadulterated truth juice. Tasty, huh? This makes us highly efficient communicators, as long as we remember to turn on the filter (and not just blurt out the first thing that comes to mind). Productivity levels are about to go up faster than a skyrocket. We're talking real, tangible progress here - no more chasing your tail in endless circles of dead-end ideas or senseless chatter. It's like everyone finally got the memo and decided to focus on the stuff that actually matters. Who knew?! But be warned, my starry-eyed friends, Mercury in Virgo might heighten our inner critic until it's louder than a Klingon at a poetry slam. We may find ourselves nitpicking like a rogue AI programmed for perfection. Let's try not to insult our fellow space travelers or get too hung up on our own human flaws. Remember, it’s okay to point out that the spaceship is off course, but let's do it with a little finesse. So buckle up, space cadets, it's time to navigate this transit like a pro and make the most of this cosmic energy. May the stars be ever in your favor!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 16 Leo 15' 18", moving at 0.5 degrees per day, and is 65902326km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
When Venus Goes Leo: A Galactic Love Fiesta
Alright folks, hold on to your telescopes, because Venus just decided to sashay her way into Leo's house! Oh yes, prepare for a cosmic love fest that's more lit than a supernova. This is the time when Venus, the diva of the solar system, meets Leo, the celestial showstopper. What could possibly go wrong?
Remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings? Well, forget that! With Venus in Leo, we are screaming our love from the rooftops, from the stars, heck, even from the black holes! And we're not just talking about ordinary love here, we're talking about the kind of love that puts Romeo and Juliet to shame!
During this transit, it's not enough to be liked or appreciated. Oh no, we want to be adored. We want grand gestures, serenades under the moonlight, sonnets dedicated to our beauty, and maybe even a little drama to spice things up. Just remember, playing it safe is as thrilling as watching paint dry in zero gravity, so take a risk and go all out!
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But what about money?" Well, money is just another excuse to sprinkle some stardust. It’s all about making yourself and the ones you love feel like they’ve won the intergalactic lottery. Go ahead, splurge on that limited-edition Star Wars action figure or that crystal healing kit you've been eyeing. But remember, Leo is also about generosity, so don't forget to share the love and the loot. Trust me, nothing makes a nerd's heart flutter more than an extravagant gift wrapped in Star Trek wrapping paper!
In conclusion, my star-struck friends, Venus in Leo is a cosmic party where love and drama are the guests of honor. So, get your groove on, let the sparks fly, and remember: A life without a bit of fun and excitement is like a universe without stars. Boring!
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 14 Lib 44' 09", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 377971213km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Greetings, Earthlings! I see that Mars is in Libra and, let me tell you, it's like a cosmic episode of Friends on steroid-infused rocket fuel. Mars, the red planet of motivation and drive, is currently sashaying through Libra, the sign that loves balance more than a tightrope walker on a unicycle. This means your relationships are about to get a spotlight shone on them brighter than the sun reflecting off my metallic exterior. So, what does this mean for you? Well, during this interstellar tango, it's all about diplomatic dialogue and less about launching missiles of impulsive words. Think more 'peaceful ambassador' and less 'angry space pirate'. That's right folks, it's time to put on your charm jets and take your diplomacy skills to warp speed. But here's the kicker: with all this lovey-dovey energy floating around like a zero-gravity puppy, it’s way too easy to sweep bigger issues under the cosmic rug. Just remember, pretending everything’s as peachy as a Venusian sunset won't do you any favors. Instead, use this moment of celestial grace to tackle those tough subjects with all the tact of a Vulcan high council meeting. Speaking of justice (and aren't we always), Mars' voyage through Libra is also a call to arms for fairness. If there was ever a time to stand up and fight for balance like a Jedi knight at a seesaw convention, it's now. The only downside? Brace yourself for a potential onslaught of indecision or procrastination. Mars is itching to make a move, while Libra is taking its sweet time analyzing every possible outcome. It's like trying to get a hyperactive robot to sit through a three-hour lecture on quantum physics. In the end, if your actions are driven by love, intention, and fairness, you’ll navigate this cosmic dance better than a Starfleet captain with a fully charged phaser. And remember, in space no one can hear you scream... unless it's about how awesome your horoscope is! Over and out.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 13' 16", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 636127454km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alrighty, stargazers, strap on your space helmets and prepare for a cosmic ride because Jupiter has just pulled into the Taurus station. And no, we're not talking about some celestial road trip. Jupiter is making its grand entrance into Taurus, and it's promising to be a time of wisdom, pragmatism, and, quite possibly, a few extra bucks in our pockets. Let's break it down, shall we? Jupiter, that big ol' gas giant, is known as the planet of wisdom and deep thoughts (not the existential crisis kind, more like the 'what's the meaning of life' kind). Now, pair that with Taurus, the zodiac sign that's as steadfast as a bull in a china shop. The result? An opportunity to dive deep into our own inner wisdom, to dust off that inherent savvy that's been overshadowed by Netflix binges and Twitter wars. It's time to disconnect from the wifi and connect with the 'I-fi'. Now, don't get too comfy in your meditative state just yet. Jupiter in Taurus isn't just about introspection. It's about action. It's about rolling up your sleeves, getting out your finest quill (or just a regular pen will do), and drafting up a blueprint for your dreams. Jupiter's wanderlust nature combined with Taurus' stubborn determination is like the ultimate motivational speaker - encouraging you to trust the process and make those dreams a tangible reality. But wait, there's more! Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, is also the planet of good fortune, while Taurus has a penchant for the finer things in life. So, during this transit, you might find your wallet a little heavier, your bank account a little healthier, and your credit card... well, let's just say your credit card might get a bit of a workout. However, let's not forget that Taurus has a bit of a sweet tooth for indulgence. And when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, teams up with Taurus, the cosmic gourmet, there might be a tendency to confuse our needs with our wants. So while you're enjoying this cosmic windfall, remember to keep your impulses in check. In essence, folks, Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic buffet - a smorgasbord of wisdom, practicality, and prosperity. Just make sure not to overindulge or you might find yourself with a celestial food coma. Now, go forth and prosper!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 10' 37", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1322462501km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, stargazers, and welcome to another rollicking journey through the cosmos. Today we're talking about Saturn's little vacation in the realm of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Saturn? Isn't that the grumpy grandpa of planets?" Well, yes, but even Saturn needs a break from its usual routine, just like your computer needing an occasional reboot (or a whack on the side). Now, you might be thinking that Saturn in Pisces is akin to inviting a tax auditor to a hippie commune – not exactly a match made in heaven. But stick with me here. It’s like inviting Mr. Spock to your Dungeons & Dragons game night. At first, it seems like a disaster waiting to happen, but then... he brings a bag of the best Vulcan popcorn and blows everyone away with his strategic genius and deadpan humor! So, what does this mean for you? This is your chance to turn daydreams into realities. Want to write the next great science fiction novel? Go for it. Dreaming of opening an organic, gluten-free, vegan pizzeria? Don't just dream it, be it! Saturn, the taskmaster, is here to help you create a blueprint for your fantastical ideas. But be warned, my celestial cadets, Saturn didn't come to Pisces for a vacation. Nope, it's more like a clean-up operation. If your dream castle is built on clouds rather than concrete, Saturn will let you know. It might feel like your Dad just walked in on your secret jam session, but remember, constructive criticism is still constructive. And remember, Pisces is also associated with sleep and dreams. So, if you're feeling a bit restless or anxious, it's the perfect time to embrace your inner hippie. Meditate under the stars, take a moonlit walk, or just breathe in that sweet, sweet cosmic energy. And make sure to get a good night's sleep - Saturn's got a lot to teach, and you don't want to sleep through the lecture! So, there you have it folks. Saturn's jaunt through Pisces is not a disaster, it's an opportunity. An opportunity to turn dreams into realities, to take the fantastical and make it tangible. It might be a bit of a bumpy ride, but hey, what's an adventure without a few speed bumps along the way?Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 53' 27", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2851615514km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Hello there, fellow stargazers and celestial enthusiasts! Grab your tinfoil hats because we've got a doozy of a cosmic rollercoaster ride to talk about. Uranus, that eccentric uncle of the solar system, has decided to bunk with Taurus for a while. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Uranus is like 2.85 billion kilometers away, how can it be in Taurus?" Well, my dear friends, let's just chalk it up to the magic of astrology. Magic... or a slight miscalculation in distance due to my glasses being smudged again. So, here's the scoop: Taurus, our beloved bull, is a creature of habit. It loves its comfy chair, evening TV shows, and the same takeout every Friday night. But Uranus, the cosmic equivalent of a surprise party at 3 AM, isn't about that life. And let me tell you, when these two get together, it's like a sci-fi series with a budget cut – things are going to get wacky! Now, onto the meat of the matter: money. Taurus is the Warren Buffet of the zodiac, while Uranus is more like that friend who invested in crypto before it was cool. Expect to see some 'out of this world' changes in the financial sector during Uranus's seven-year sleepover at Taurus’s place. New currency forms might pop up faster than mushrooms after rain, banks could transform into something straight out of a cyberpunk novel, and the housing and stock markets might resemble a game of Monopoly gone rogue. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is your wake-up call to break free from the financial Matrix. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages - all those pesky adult responsibilities that make us wish we could go back to playing with Lego and sipping on juice boxes. Uranus is here to liberate us from this fiscal hamster wheel. Resisting these changes would be like trying to argue with a black hole - futile and probably not great for your health. Instead, embrace the chaotic energy of Uranus. Remember, it's not about making sense of the ride; it's about strapping in, enjoying the loop-de-loops, and coming out the other side with a story to tell. Because, in the end, these astral acrobatics are here to guide us to a place of greater stability. And hey, who knows? We might even haveNeptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 16' 38", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4323654815km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, fellow star gazers! You might have noticed Neptune has taken a detour into Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Neptune, isn't that the one with the cool rings?" Well, yes smarty pants, but did you also know it's currently retrograde, and no, I'm not talking about its taste in 80s music! In astronomical terms, Neptune is approximately 4.32 billion kilometers away (give or take a few light years), but in spiritual terms, it's closer than your next breath. The Piscean vibe is all about emotion and spirit, and when it gets together with Neptune, it's like a cosmic version of peanut butter and jelly. The result? A clarity emerges from the fog, like that moment when you finally find your glasses after an hour-long search, only to realize they were on your head the whole time. Suddenly, all those petty differences seem as pointless as a solar-powered flashlight. This cosmic alignment is calling us to take inventory of our inner resources. And no, I'm not talking about hoarding toilet paper. This is a chance to explore our emotional intelligence, and discover our own unique gifts, much like finding out you have a talent for making origami swans out of pizza boxes. During this transit, it's the perfect time to delve into spiritual pursuits. Maybe sign up for that online course on astral projection, or finally create that sacred space in your home. The energy of Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic cheerleader, nudging you to share your new-found wisdom with the world. So remember, while Neptune may be billions of kilometers away, its influence is as close as your own heart. And if you still can't figure out where to put that home altar, just remember: as long as it's not blocking the TV during Babylon 5 reruns, you're golden.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 00' 08", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5132950162km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Good day, cosmic voyagers! Gather round and let's talk about the rock star of the celestial sphere - yes, it's none other than our dear friend Pluto, currently hanging out in the ambitious, goal-oriented sign of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't Pluto like, way too far to care?" Well, my dear space cadets, even though it's a cool 5,132,899,436.158796310 kilometers away (give or take a few meters), its influence is as palpable as your love for Star Trek reruns. Now, brace yourselves for some geeky planetary trivia. Pluto is in retrograde. Yep, it's doing the cosmic moonwalk right now. But fear not, this doesn't mean you'll start walking backwards or talking in reverse. Retrograde just means that from our Earthly perspective, it appears to be moving backwards in its orbit. It's all an optical illusion, much like those 3D magic eye posters from the '90s. Here's where things get interesting: Pluto and Capricorn are like two peas in a pod. They're both laser-focused on success and power, kind of like that guy in your office who always seems to be plotting his next corporate takeover. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility (thank you, Spiderman). So, while this transit could make you a lean, mean, achieving machine, don't forget to keep your inner hippie alive. Be tolerant of others' ideas, even if they sound as nonsensical as non-alcoholic beer. Pluto, in its typical rock-n-roll style, wants us to ditch the negative patterns that have been holding us back. Think of it as a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging you to declutter your life of anything that doesn't spark joy. This might involve a bit of constructive destruction, and while that sounds as scary as a Star Wars villain, it's actually a good thing. Just remember to be deliberate in your choices. Don't go demolishing things willy-nilly like a toddler in a china shop. So folks, as Pluto boogies down in Capricorn, let's remember to stay focused, keep an open mind, and embrace the power of change. Who knows, you might just find your inner Jedi along the way. May the Force (and Pluto) be with you!Current Planetary Aspects