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20 September, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3435 (N09E42, Dko/beta-delta) produced an M4 flare (R1-Minor) at 19/2014 UTC, the strongest of the period. The region also produced two other weaker M-class flares at 19/0355 UTC (M1.1) and 19/0938 UTC (M1.8), as well as a C9.7 flare at 19/2237 UTC. Associated with the C9 flare were Type II (est 680 km/s) and Type IV radio sweeps. Subsequent CMEs were first seen in SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery beginning at 19/0424 UTC, 19/1000 UTC, and 19/2036 UTC. Analysis and modeling of the first two CMEs (associated with the M1.1 and M1.8 flares) indicated an Earth directed component was not present, with a trajectory slightly ahead of Earth. Analysis of the third CME (associated with the M4 flare) and any subsequent CME associated with the C9 flare, will be accomplished as imagery becomes available. At this time, no Earth-directed CMEs are expected.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters indicated waning influence from a CME that left the Sun on 16 Sep. Total magnetic field strength decreased from 15 nT at the beginning of the period to ~7 nT near the periods end. The Bz component reached as far south as -13 nT. Solar wind speeds decreased from near 600 km/s to ~525 km/s over the day.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 25 degrees, 50' 20", at a velocity of 12.81 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.8 days old. It is 384195.85 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 27 Vir 02' 48", and is 150265777km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 25 Sco 50' 20", and is 388797km away and approaching.Moon Is In Scorpio
Well, buckle up stargazers because the Moon is lounging in Scorpio like it's in a hammock on a tropical island. And let's be honest, if that doesn't scream "intense emotional depth with a side of mystery", then I don't know what does. The Moon is currently 389,027.620737901 km away (but who's counting, right?). It's like that one friend who moved to the other side of the country, but still manages to make you feel their presence through their zillion social media updates. 'Yes, Moon, we get it. You're in Scorpio. Stop being so dramatic.' But like any good drama queen, it won't stay there for long. It's moving to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours. That's faster than most of us can finish a Sudoku puzzle. So, you better buckle in and enjoy the ride, folks! What does this mean for you? Well, with the Moon in Scorpio, you're going to be feeling more intense emotions than a teenager at their first rock concert. It's a time of deep introspection, profound transformation, and possibly an unreasonable desire for revenge against that barista who got your coffee order wrong. As we wave goodbye to Scorpio and hello to Sagittarius, expect a shift from dark and mysterious to bold and adventurous, sort of like trading in your favorite brooding vampire novel for an Indiana Jones adventure. In essence, we're all about to jump from emo to YOLO in 24 hours. Good luck, my celestial voyagers, and may the cosmic force be with you!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 09 Vir 31' 32", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 132228180km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury in Virgo, It Is
Ah, Mercury in Virgo, it has moved, my friends! A time of sharp minds and precise speech, it is. No sugar-coating, we want, cut through the clutter, we must! As Yoda would say, "Do or do not, there is no try," mmm hmm.
Like a young padawan training with a lightsaber, Virgo skillfully takes in tons of information, stripping out everything that's as unnecessary as a Gungan in a Senate meeting. Now that Mercury travels through Virgo, stronger our power to analyze information becomes. The force of clear communication, in us it is.
Productive you will be, like a diligent Ewok building an intricate trap for Stormtroopers. Fun, this transit may not be, but as plentiful as Porgs on Ahch-To, opportunities to make real progress are. No more getting stuck in the Sarlacc pit of dead-end ideas or conversations going in circles like a droid on a malfunctioning loop. Focus on details and useful information, we must, a time of great forward movement, it is.
Beware, my fellow star wanderers! During this transit, hyper-critical we can become, scrutinizing everything like a meticulous protocol droid. Good, discernment is, but remember, perfect, no one is. Not even Master Yoda himself! So focused on finding faults, we might become, that we insult others or become frustrated by our own flaws. More frustrating than trying to understand Chewbacca without a Wookiee translator, this can be. Refine the way we speak to others, we must. With tact, convey our opinions, we should. Remember, my friends, wisdom begins in wonder. Let Mercury in Virgo guide us to the greatness that awaits.
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 16 Leo 45' 46", moving at 0.52 degrees per day, and is 66908988km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Geek Alert! Venus is in Leo!
Grab your binoculars, astro-nerds! The love planet, Venus, has shimmied her way into the celestial spotlight of Leo, the zodiac's most dramatic diva. It's like a cosmic Broadway show up there, folks! Buckle up for some serious star-studded drama, as Venus in Leo is all about big feelings, grand gestures and, yes, even some jealousy tantrums. Oh boy!
It's not just about feeling loved or appreciated during this transit. No, no, no...we want to be adored! We're talking rom-com level of adoration here. So, for all you risk-averse folks out there, better step up your game or you might find yourself benched in the game of love.
But let's not forget, Leo is also the king of jungle theatrics. Don't get too carried away with that 'me, myself, and I' attitude, or you might just end up with...well, yourself. Remember, Leo, even in the cosmos, there’s no ‘I’ in ‘team.’
And what about money? Well, when Venus is in Leo, it's about as subtle as a supernova. Money is simply a means to an end, and that end is all about pampering yourself and others. So, go ahead, splurge a little. Buy that gold-plated telescope you've been eyeing. But remember, the true joy of this transit comes from being generous. So, maybe buy a telescope for your friend too!
Venus in Leo is a cosmic rollercoaster that can re-ignite your relationships, reminding us that life without a dash of excitement is just a black hole of boredom. So, dust off your star charts, align your crystals, and get ready to embrace the celestial drama. After all, as Carl Sagan said, "We are all made of star stuff."
And remember folks, keep your feet on the ground, but your head in the stars!
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 15 Lib 23' 37", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 378207459km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Interstellar Interactions: Mars in Libra
Greetings, star gazers! Sit down, strap in, and hold onto your telescopes because the red planet of ambition and drive is vacationing in the diplomatic neighborhood of Libra. It's like Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory trying to mediate a dispute - you know there's going to be a lot of "interesting" situations to navigate.
Normally, Mars is the quarrelsome roommate who plays heavy metal at 3 AM, but as it moves through Libra, it finds itself wearing tie-dye shirts and humming John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance". Yes, folks, Mars is on a peace mission, making us more aware of our relationships and less inclined to start a debate about whether Star Wars or Star Trek is the greatest sci-fi universe (it's Doctor Who, obviously).
But don't get too complacent with this cosmic chill pill. Remember, just because you're floating in the peaceful zero-gravity environment of the International Space Station, doesn't mean you can ignore that pesky oxygen leak. Mars in Libra might make us want to act as if everything's fine, but the reality could be as different as apples and quantum physics.
Still, it's not all doom and gloom. This is a time of great diplomacy - like having the perfect protocol droid for those difficult conversations. You might find yourself navigating tricky topics with the grace of a ballerina doing quantum mechanics equations... on a tightrope... in zero gravity.
Also, remember Libra is the sign of justice, so this is a great time to channel your inner superhero and fight for what's fair. Just be warned, you might feel as indecisive as Schrodinger's cat trying to decide whether to stay in the box or not. Mars is eager to take action, but Libra wants to make sure it's the right action. It's like trying to decide whether to use a sonic screwdriver or a lightsaber - both are cool, but timing is everything.
So, in conclusion, if you're feeling the cosmic pull of Mars in Libra, remember to radiate love, intention, and fairness. And if you're still unsure which sci-fi universe reigns supreme, just remember - the answer is always 42.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 10' 15", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 634432702km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, well, well, folks, strap on your space boots and tighten your asteroid belts because it's time for a trip to the cosmos. Jupiter, that big gassy giant everyone loves, has decided to take a leisurely stroll through Taurus territory. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What's this going to do to my Netflix binge-watching or my plans for world domination?" Well, let me tell you, it's all good news. First off, let's get nerdy. Jupiter is the planet of wisdom, a kind of celestial Yoda if you will, encouraging deep thought and introspection. Taurus, on the other hand, is like that friend who refuses to leave the couch until they've finished the last season of their favorite show - stubborn, inert, and comfy. So, when these two cosmic buddies meet, it's like a galactic intervention reminding us that the answers we seek aren't in the next episode or the newest gadget but within our own minds. Now, Jupiter in Taurus is also like having a personal life coach. It motivates us to set real goals, make detailed plans, and start checking off that to-do list. It's like having your own cheer squad made up of a giant planet and a celestial bull. So whether you're trying to finally write that novel or simply clean out your garage, now's the time to channel that energy. But wait, there's more! Jupiter is also the planet of good fortune and Taurus is the zodiac's resident cash cow. So, when these two come together, it's like hitting the jackpot on the cosmic lottery! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Taurus' love for luxury and tendency to overindulge can turn wants into needs faster than you can say "another round of guacamole, please". So, remember to keep your impulses in check, or you might find yourself swimming in a pool of regret. So, in conclusion, while Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, make the most of it. Embrace the wisdom, chase your dreams, and maybe even make a little dough on the side. Just remember to keep your feet on the ground and your head in the stars, and everything will be just cosmic!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 06' 42", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1323483934km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Brace yourselves and buckle up your space boots, because Saturn, our dear old taskmaster, has just waltzed into Pisces, the dreamer's realm. Yes, you heard it right! Our ringed friend, located a whopping 1,323,447,790.34 kilometers away, is currently doing the moonwalk - or should I say the Saturn Shuffle? That's right, he's in retrograde! Now, Saturn in Pisces is like having your strict-but-loving science teacher suddenly take over your art class. It might feel a bit weird at first, but boy, are things about to get interesting. You know that book you've always wanted to write or that business idea you've been sitting on? Well, now's the time to dust off those dreams and start making them happen. Just be sure you're ready to make a solid plan. After all, Saturn is all about discipline, rules and structure. He's not some wishy-washy planet who's going to let you float off into dreamland without a roadmap. But remember, folks, Saturn in Pisces isn't a cosmic joyride. When the stern Master of Rules steps into the mystical waters of Pisces, he's not afraid to get his feet wet – or to splash us with a dose of reality. If Saturn's questions seem intrusive, remember: he's just trying to help. Like a dad insisting on cleaning your room even though you've hung up every "Do Not Disturb" sign in the galaxy, Saturn just can't resist helping us tidy up our lives. With all this happening in the Piscean world, the realm of sleep and dreams, you might find yourself tossing and turning at night. Or perhaps you're racking up frequent flyer miles in your dreams. If that's the case, it's time to channel your inner hippie: Meditate, take a nature walk, breathe deep, and maybe even treat yourself to an early bedtime. And hey, why not keep a dream journal by your bedside? You never know what insights might come from Saturn's nocturnal coaching sessions. So, my fellow stargazers, let's welcome Saturn in Pisces with open arms (and open minds). Sure, he might ruffle our dreamy feathers a bit, but remember: he's just here to help us turn our dreams into reality. So, go ahead, invite him in, offer him a cup of cosmic tea, and let the celestial coaching begin!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 52' 23", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2849508186km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the China Shop
Alright, space cadets, listen up! Uranus - yes, the one that's nearly 3 billion kilometers away (2849572208.742788792km to be precise) - is cutting a rug in Taurus, and it's going to be as graceful as a bull in a china shop. Buckle up, because it's going to be a wild ride!
Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of your Grandma's carefully curated porcelain collection, is not too thrilled with this unexpected guest. You see, our Taurus likes things the way they are - steady, stable, and preferably without any sudden changes. And Uranus, the cosmic rebel with a cause, is all about shaking things up. It's like inviting a punk rocker to a classical music concert - something's bound to give!
Now, Taurus is also the Wall Street of the zodiac - it's all about the Benjamins, baby! So, with Uranus moonwalking through its territory, we can expect some major financial fireworks. We might see Bitcoin becoming the new dollar, banks turning into digital dinosaurs, and the stock market doing the hokey pokey. It's like playing Monopoly, but with real money and no "get out of jail free" card.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is giving us a 'get out of debt' card. It's time to break free from the chains of credit card interest, mortgages, rent, and taxes that have us dancing to their tune. We might even find ourselves questioning our obsession with material possessions. Do we really need that 100th pair of shoes or the latest iPhone model?
During this transit, we need to take a leaf out of Elsa's book and 'let it go'. Uranus is the cosmic Marie Kondo, encouraging us to declutter our lives, finances, and values. The changes we make during this period might be as comfortable as a porcupine in a balloon factory at first, but trust me, they'll lead to greater stability and can stick around longer than your old Nokia phone.
So, remember, folks, resistance is futile. Uranus is here to liberate us from our old ways, and digging our heels in won't stop the cosmic winds of change. Embrace the chaos, stay flexible, and keep an
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 14' 59", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4323706730km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ah, splendid! The cosmic ballet continues. The celestial D.J., Neptune, has put on the Pisces record and is currently spinning it backwards - yes, dear friends, Neptune is in retrograde. And you know what that means... or, if you don't, just keep reading. It's about to get scientifically spiritual up in here! Neptune, that gassy giant, finds itself in the constellation of Pisces, the fish. Now, you might be thinking, "What does a planet have to do with a pair of celestial koi?" and I would say, "My friend, let's dive into the nebulous ocean of astrological interpretation!" Neptune is known for its role as the veil-lifter. Its mission? To reveal the unseen, like a cosmic Sherlock Holmes with a penchant for deep sea diving. As it swirls in the dreamy waters of Pisces, we're granted a bit of stellar specs. What were once blurry contradictions in our lives now come into focus like a Star Trek crew member after a successful LASIK surgery. Suddenly, all those petty squabbles and differences seem as insignificant as a single atom in the vast universe. We're all stardust, after all. The golden glow of unity outshines everything else, pointing us to a path of collective healing. A bit like a cosmic group therapy session, don't you think? Neptune's sojourn in Pisces is a call to action. It's time to dust off those unique gifts and ideas you've been hiding in your mental attic. Got a knack for origami? Been dreaming about starting a community garden? Well, the universe says: "Go for it, my cosmic comrade!" This is the perfect moment to embark on a spiritual journey. Whether that means enrolling in a meditation class or simply creating a small space at home to contemplate the mysteries of the cosmos, now is the time. Why not take that telescope out and gaze at the stars? So, folks, as Neptune pirouettes backward in Pisces, remember: we're all in this cosmic dance together. Let's make it a waltz to remember!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 59' 33", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5135245748km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, Star Gazers! Buckle up, buttercups, because Pluto is in Capricorn and it's going to be a wild ride. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Pluto isn't a planet!" But let's not get caught up in astronomical technicalities, okay? Yes, it's 5,135,194,487.7744627 kilometers away, give or take a few million light years, but that doesn't mean it can't mess with your Friday night plans. Pluto, the Lord of the Underworld himself, and Capricorn, the CEO of the Zodiac, have teamed up like a cosmic buddy-cop duo. They're both all about power and success, and they don't take "no" or "maybe later" for an answer. You might find yourself steamrolling over others' opinions like a runaway freight train powered by ambition. But, remember folks, other people's viewpoints are like organic, gluten-free stop signs on the highway of life. Ignore them at your own peril! Now, Pluto isn't just about chaos and destruction. It’s also the planet of renovation! It wants us to ditch our old, outdated patterns and clear the way for some shiny, new ones. Think of it as spring cleaning for your soul, except instead of dust bunnies under the bed, you're dealing with existential crises and toxic relationships. Fun, right? So in this season of Pluto in Capricorn, I suggest you strap on your proton pack, channel your inner Ghostbuster, and start zapping those old habits that no longer serve you. Just remember to be mindful about what you're destroying. You don't want to accidentally obliterate your ability to enjoy pizza or your love for cat videos on YouTube. That would be a cosmic catastrophe! Until next time, star children, keep your eyes on the skies and your hearts in the cosmos.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Sextile Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony between you and women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.