The Sun

The Sun is in Libra

The Sun is at 04 Lib 52' 39", and is 149923065km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Pisces

The Moon will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 18 Pis 47' 15", and is 359965km away and receding.

Moon Is In Pisces

Hey there, stargazers! Well, the Moon is in Pisces, and let me tell you, she's feeling a little fishy. She's swirling around in the celestial sea at a distance of approximately 359,946.705396530km from us Earthlings - but hey, who's counting? Now, the Moon in Pisces is much like your favorite sci-fi series' plot twist - the one where the space hero becomes a mermaid for an episode. It’s all about diving deep into our dreams, embracing the fantastical, and learning to swim in the ocean of our emotions. Yes, I’m talking to you, the one who cried when Spock died. But don't get too comfortable in your imaginary fish fins, because the Moon is booking it to Aries in the next 24 hours. From swimming in the cosmic sea, we'll be heading straight into the celestial fires, where we'll be called upon to boldly embrace our ambitions, just like a certain Starship captain we all know and love. So, fellow cosmonauts, as we navigate this galactic shift, remember to keep your phasers set to "empathy" during this Piscean period and then switch them to "determination" when the Moon pulls an Aries move. And if you're feeling lost in space, don't panic - just remember you're travelling at warp speed through a universe that's as mysterious as it is beautiful. So, hitch a ride on a comet, sing a Bowie song, and enjoy the journey. The cosmos is your playground. Live long and prosper, my friends.

Mercury

Mercury is in Virgo

Mercury is prograde at 18 Vir 46' 15", moving at 1.52 degrees per day, and is 165351332km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Virgo

Ahoy, stellar explorers! Hitch a ride on your favorite comet and buckle up, because our buddy Mercury has just pulled into the cosmic neighborhood of Virgo. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh great, another planetary transit!" But don't fret, my star-studded friends. This isn't like that time Mars and Venus were caught tangoing in Scorpio. No, this is more like Spock having a field day in the Library of Congress. Mercury in Virgo is like that nerdy friend who insists on correcting every "less" to "fewer" in your text messages. It's about precision, detail, and not one iota of fluff. This heavenly body isn't interested in sugar-coating cosmic truths, oh no! It wants to cut through the celestial clutter and get straight to the point. Imagine it as a cosmic Marie Kondo, tidying up your thoughts and only keeping what sparks joy... or at least, what's essential. Now, remember, Virgo is the Hermione Granger of the zodiac signs, capable of absorbing gobs of information, and expertly separating the wheat from the chaff. So, while Mercury is vacationing in Virgo, you'll find your analytical prowess sharper than a Vulcan's ears. You'll communicate your thoughts with the clarity of a Hubble Space Telescope image. And let's talk productivity! Mercury in Virgo is like coffee on steroids. It might not be the wildest party in the cosmos, but it's a heck of a workhorse. No more getting stuck in the event horizon of dead-end ideas or black hole conversations. Your focus will be laser-like, aimed squarely at useful information. Trust me, it's one giant leap for mankind... or at least for your to-do list. But here's a word of caution, my celestial comrades. Be wary of becoming hyper-critical. Yes, discernment is good. But getting stuck on every fault like a Mars Rover in a sand pit? Not so much. Remember, we're all just floating on a pale blue dot in the vast cosmic sea. So, refine the way you speak, convey your opinions with tact and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... about grammar. So gear up, space cadets! It's time to channel your inner Spock, embrace the celestial nerdiness, and make the most of Mercury in Virgo. And remember, the universe doesn’t make mistakes — except, perhaps, for that platypus thing

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 21 Leo 37' 49", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 75260756km away and receding.

Venus Is In Leo

Venus in Leo: The Spotlight's On You, Baby!

Alright, stargazers and cosmic voyagers, get ready for some intergalactic grandstanding because our lady Venus has made her grand entrance into Leo. It's like if love had a megaphone and decided to use it at 3 am in a quiet neighborhood. Subtle? No. Exciting? Absolutely!

Leo, the diva of the zodiac, is rolling out the red carpet for Venus, and boy, does she know how to make an entrance! Expect your love life to resemble a Broadway musical, complete with dramatic solos and jazz hands. It’s not enough to just be liked or appreciated during this transit, oh no, we want standing ovations and bouquets of roses thrown at our feet.

Now, I know what you're thinking, "But I'm more of a behind-the-scenes type!" Well, my friend, with Venus in Leo, even the stagehands are getting a moment in the spotlight. The timid may find themselves being swept up in a conga line of passion and grand gestures, so buckle up!

And let's not forget about the potential for drama. Leo does have a flair for the theatrics, after all. If you start to feel like you're not getting enough attention, you might be tempted to pull a classic soap opera move and faint dramatically in the middle of dinner. (Note: Not recommended if you're dining on spaghetti.)

As for finances, money is just a prop in the grand performance of life during this time. Leo loves a little bling, so don't be surprised if you find yourself splurging on shiny things that catch your eye. But remember, generosity is the key to happiness under this transit. Give gifts that sparkle, dazzle, and make your loved ones feel like stars on the Walk of Fame.

Venus in Leo is like a cosmic pep rally, re-energizing your relationships and reminding you that life without a little razzle-dazzle is like a cookie without chocolate chips...still good, but not quite as sweet. So go ahead, let your love light shine, and remember to take a bow—you've earned it!

Mars

Mars is in Libra

Mars is prograde at 20 Lib 41' 04", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 379788679km away and receding.

Mars Is In Libra

Greetings, celestial voyagers! Gather 'round, for I've got some intergalactic gossip to spill: Mars, the red-cheeked ruffian of our cosmic neighborhood, has just moved in with Libra, the ultimate diplomat. It's like if Luke Skywalker decided to bunk with Yoda: there's definitely going to be a shift from light saber swinging to more peaceful Jedi mind tricks. Now, imagine this: you're at a party, and Mars, usually the guy who starts an arm-wrestling contest, is now in the corner chitchatting about relationship dynamics while sipping on a kale smoothie. That's Mars in Libra for ya! It's all about harmony, balance, and remembering to use your indoor voice. But beware, my fellow space cadets! Just like Luke on Dagobah, ignoring the dark side isn't the wisest move. Sure, we might want to slap a "Life's Great!" sticker on any looming issues, but that's just as effective as trying to hide Darth Vader behind a pot plant. This cosmic combo encourages us to address problems with grace and love, not shove them under the Millennium Falcon's floorboards. Libra, the sign of justice, isn't just about peace and love, man. It's also about fighting for what's fair, much like how Luke fought for balance in the Force. So, channel your inner Jedi and stand up for what's right. But take heed! The Mars-Libra alliance might give you the procrastination power of a sloth on a lazy Sunday. Mars wants to rush in like Han Solo on a rescue mission, but Libra's all about taking it slow and steady, like Obi-Wan Kenobi contemplating which robe to wear. Remember, it's not just about making moves, but making the RIGHT moves. So, buckle up, space travelers! As we navigate through this Mars in Libra time, let's aim for balance, love, and intention. And remember, the Force is strong with us all! May the stars guide you wisely, and may your coffee be stronger than a Wookiee's arm wrestle grip!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 39' 16", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 621945067km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus (The Astro-Nerd Version)

Alrighty star gazers, brace yourselves because Jupiter, the big Kahuna of the solar system, who's currently gallivanting around about 621999910.573502660km away (give or take a light year), is having a cosmic sleepover in Taurus. Now, we all know Jupiter is the cosmic DJ, pumping out wisdom beats and deep thought tracks like they're going out of fashion. And Taurus? Well, if Taurus were a band, they'd be the Grateful Dead of the zodiac—chilled, inert, and—let's face it—a bit indulgent.

So, what happens when you mix the celestial sage with the cosmic couch potato? Well, it's like a cosmic comic-con. This transit is a magical time when we can tap into our inner Dumbledore and realize that our wand has been in our pocket all along. It's a call to action, to dust off those dream journals and turn those "One day..." into "Day One."

And here's the kicker: Jupiter is kind of like the astrological Oprah—you get good fortune, and you get good fortune, everyone gets good fortune! And Taurus, well Taurus is like Scrooge McDuck, swimming in pools of gold coins. So, when these two team up, it's like winning the cosmic lottery. But remember, folks, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't go spending all your cosmic cash in one place.

Remember, Taurus is the sign that never met a chocolate-covered anything it didn't like. And when Jupiter, the planet of "more is more," comes to visit, we might find ourselves slipping on the slippery slope of excess. So, while Jupiter in Taurus might make you want to order everything on the menu, let's remember to save room for dessert.

To sum it up: Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic self-help book that just fell into your lap. It's a time to dive deep into ourselves, pull out those dreams we've kept on the back burner, and start cooking up some success. But let's remember, balance is key in this cosmic dance. So, put on your dancing shoes, but remember to pace yourself. We're in for a long, strange trip!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 37' 33", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1333094660km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

So, Saturn Walked Into Pisces...

Alright folks, buckle up! Saturn, our cosmic taskmaster, has tiptoed into the dreamy realm of Pisces. It's like inviting a drill sergeant to your Zen meditation class - could be a disaster, or it could be just the kind of 'kick in the pants' you need!

Saturn in Pisces is kinda like an interstellar wake-up call. It's time to dust off those dreams - yeah, even the ones that are hiding under the bed with the dust bunnies and that single, inexplicably lost sock. Get them out in the open, give 'em a once-over, and then ask yourself (or, if you're comfortable, Saturn himself): "So, what's the plan, Stan?"

Now, I get it. The idea of Saturn poking around in your fantasies might seem as appealing as a surprise audit from the IRS. But don't let his stern demeanor fool you. This celestial 'dad' isn't here to rain on your parade. He's here to make sure your parade has a well-planned route, enough floats, and maybe even a marching band. So, instead of hanging a "Keep Out" sign, welcome Saturn in, offer him a cup of cosmic tea, and listen to his advice. You might find it's just what you needed.

But hey, let's not forget: Pisces rules the land of Nod, so Saturn's firm hand might stir up a bit of restlessness. You might find yourself staring at the ceiling at 3 a.m., pondering the mysteries of the universe (like why there's "braille" on drive-up ATMs). This is your cue to take a deep breath, count some space sheep, and make time for rest. Go for a moonlit walk, meditate, or just curl up with a good book (I can recommend a few on quantum physics if you're interested). Remember, even the most brilliant stars need time to recharge.

So, in a nutshell: Saturn in Pisces might feel like a cosmic curveball, but it's really a ticket to a dream-come-true destination. All aboard the Saturn Express - next stop, achievement city! Let's make those dreams a reality, folks!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 42' 22", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2833604696km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the Quantum China Shop

Alright my star-crossed friends, brace yourselves. Uranus, the 'hold my beer and watch this' planet, is currently crashing the Taurus party like a bull in a china shop, and it's about as subtle as a supernova. For those not in the know, Taurus is a bit of a cosmic couch potato who likes things to be as steady as a pulsar's beat, and change is as welcome as a black hole in their astrological living room. But here comes Uranus, twirling its asteroid belt, ready to shake things up faster than you can say "quantum leap!"

Now, Taurus is like the Bill Gates of the Zodiac, all about that cash money, honey. So, with Uranus pirouetting through Taurus like a cosmic wrecking ball, we're looking at some serious game-changers in the world of finance. We might just see Bitcoin becoming the new quarter, Wall Street turning into Galaxy Street, and banks? Who needs 'em when you've got interstellar credit?

On a personal note, Uranus in Taurus is basically your cosmic Marie Kondo, urging you to declutter your financial closets. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages...all these monetary monsters under your bed? They're about to get a Uranus-style eviction notice. It's time to redefine our relationship with the material world, people! Uranus is here like a celestial liberator, and resistance is as futile as trying to explain string theory to a goldfish.

So buckle up, Earthlings. The ride might be bumpy and the changes might seem scarier than a quantum singularity, but remember, Uranus is the king of transformation. The changes it brings can lead to greater stability, like finding a stable wormhole in the chaos of the cosmos. Just remember, as we journey through this cosmic disruption, don't panic, and always carry your towel!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 01' 47", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4325733882km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy

Got your tinfoil hats and lava lamps ready, folks? Because Neptune is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in its retrograde dance across the Piscean sky. Now, I'm not sure if you're aware, but Neptune is a staggering 4,325,722,509.683220863km away (give or take a few centimeters - I swear it moved while I was measuring). You'd need a pretty long tape measure for that!

This divine disco in the depths of space is like a cosmic fog machine, creating a psychedelic haze that actually helps us see clearly. I know, I know, it sounds like I've been spending too much time with my buddy, Mr. Bong, but stick with me here. This foggy spectacle is about as useful as a chocolate teapot when it comes to seeing physical stuff, but it's a regular Hubble Telescope for peering into our emotional and spiritual dimensions.

Under this groovy influence, we start realizing that squabbling over who used the last of the soy milk is about as productive as teaching a fish to climb a tree. Instead, we get a VIP pass to Club Unity, where the cocktail of choice is a blend of love, compassion, and understanding, garnished with a slice of shared dreams. Bottoms up!

So, what can we do during this cosmic jamboree? Well, now's the perfect time to enroll in 'Mysticism 101' or turn that dusty corner of your bedroom into a sacred shrine to the universe (or your favorite Star Trek character - no judgment here). The energy of Neptune in Pisces is like your personal spirit guide, cheering you on from the sidelines of the astral plane as you explore your inner sage.

Just remember, folks, this isn't just a journey for you. It's about sharing your newfound wisdom with the world. So, go ahead - be that person at the party who won't shut up about their spirit animal or their astral projection adventures. After all, Neptune in Pisces is giving you a universal hall pass to let your freak flag fly!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 55' 49", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5154362778km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn (Or As I Like To Call It, The Cosmic Comedy Show)

Well, isn't this just tickle-your-neurons amusing? Pluto, the most misunderstood non-planet (Seriously, make up your mind, science!) has decided to waltz into Capricorn, like a goth crashing a Wall Street party. To make matters more interesting, it's currently in retrograde, which, for those not in the know, is equivalent to driving backward on a one-way street. What could possibly go wrong, right?

Pluto and Capricorn, you see, are a bit like that overachieving power couple at the high school reunion - they're all about success, power, and basically making the rest of us feel inadequate with our Netflix binge habits. Together, they might turn you into a goal-achieving machine, but remember, they also have the uncanny ability to make you forget about other people's emotions, as if everyone else's feelings were mere background noise while your ambitions are the rock concert. So, try not to be that person. Nobody likes that person.

But here's the real kicker. Pluto wants you to throw out your old, unhelpful habits like last season's fashion trends. And it's not subtle about it. Pluto is like that friend who convinces you to get a drastic haircut after a breakup. It can be liberating or a disaster waiting to happen, depending on how you handle it. So, as you're busy reinventing yourself, be sure to remember – destruction can be constructive, but only if you're building something better in its place. Don't go around wrecking things for the sheer joy of it. That's what toddlers and wrecking balls are for.

All in all, this is going to be a fun rollercoaster ride. Just remember to keep your arms and emotions inside the vehicle at all times, and try not to lose your sense of humor. You're going to need it.

Venus

Venus Sextile Mars

Harmony in social activities is highlighted today. Activities with the opposite sex are enjoyable and rewarding. Romance is in your blood. Show someone you care for them. They will appreciate your sharing your feelings. Clean your house and do that redecorating you had planned. Make your surroundings more beautiful.It is easy for these people to attract attention of the positive kind. They radiate charm, vitality, and enthusiasm on some level that others appreciate. Not inclined to try to cover up their flaws, these people have a way of presenting themselves in a straightforward manner, and their ability to admit their mistakes and their fumbles only adds to their charm. They find it easy and natural to get along with both sexes quite equally. They possess considerable creative talent, but whether or not they use it is dependent on other factors. They may take their own talents for granted and often need some kind of stimulus or encouragement to do something with them. One of the reasons for this is the fact that their creativity comes so naturally to them that they may be surprised when others recognize their talents. Similarly, they usually possess athletic ability and may need some encouragement to develop it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Mars have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Interpretation sample from the Karmic Insight report — Actively creating harmony and beauty through your work, art, or with people is part of what you are here to do. You have developed a harmonious coordination between the masculine and feminine energies within yourself; thus, you combine strength with grace, power with elegance, decisiveness and effort with pleasure, passion with tenderness and sensitivity. You have a romantic soul.Some positive expressions of this pattern might include athletic activities that have an aesthetic appeal, such as figure skating, or artistic endeavors that are active, such as performing dance or opera singing.Actively bringing people together in some way, for mutual pleasure and benefits, is also one of your gifts.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Mars: Sextiles – Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Ian Thorpe, Harry Belafonte, Kirk Cameron, Francis Ford Coppola, Jane Curtin, Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, Harrison Ford, Erich Fromm, Crispin Glover, Elliott Gould, Amy Jo Johnson, Bob Newhart, Molly Ringwald, Robin Williams; Trines – Melissa Anderson, Jason Bateman, Pierre Cardin, Natalie Cole, John Coltrane, Mick Jagger, Ann Jillian, Billie Jean King, Marilyn Manson, Joe Montana, Bonnie Raitt, Eva Mendes, Britney Spears.

Venus

Venus Square Uranus

Unstable romantic infatuations and impractical or irresponsible attitudes and conduct in relationships should be guarded against. There is a desire to break free from binding partnerships. Impulsive spending may be your idea of breaking free. Be careful during this transit because you are probably not thinking with your head, only your heart, which is your wild side right now. Your behavior now may be so bohemian or bizarre that people turn against you. Settle down and apply self-discipline.The need for stimulation and the need to break the rules with regards to love and romance is apparent when Venus squares or opposes Uranus in the natal chart. These people can confuse their partners readily with their on-again off-again energy when it comes to matters of the heart. With the opposition, this is especially pronounced–when they are given too much space, they feel unloved, yet when they get the love they seem to crave, they can feel smothered by it. They can alienate partners by adopting an “I don’t care what you do” stance when they feel threatened. The truth is, they do fear rejection like anyone else, but they don’t always want to admit it, and they can turn quite cold when they suspect their partner doesn’t care. The energy of Venus-Uranus in hard aspect is embodied in the expression, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”. When close to a loved one, they can eventually feel smothered or antsy if the relationship becomes too predictable. They can also detach themselves from living in the moment and enjoying the love they have. When apart, they feel more free to love. This aspect is common in the charts of people who maintain long-distance or otherwise erratic relationships. There can be abrupt beginnings and endings in relationships. They are not very “good” at endings–they can appear quite insensitive, aloof, and brusque. The “let’s be friends” attitude might hurt a partner who felt there was much more to the relationship. These people have a disdain for conventional, traditional, or otherwise “normal” relationships. They need to learn to balance their need for closeness and their need for freedom. They truly detest social pretenses, and insist on being sincere. Being well-liked takes second place to sincerity. There is a strong attraction to all that is different, and all that “shouldn’t” be done in love and in sex. Taste in clothing and art is unusual, original, and unique.There is a tendency to react spontaneously and intensely to others, and there is marked emotional impulsiveness with these aspects. Their most successful relationships are unconventional ones. Whether they do so publicly or privately, they delight in defying convention. They tend to move on and outgrow friendships. Some possess considerable romantic charm and humor, and they can pretty much charm the birds out of the trees when they choose to do so! Their love feelings are easily aroused and their romantic relationships begin with suddenness. There is a marked inner craving for emotional excitement and a need to feel spontaneous and free.Alternate interpretations:Venus square Uranus or Venus opposition Uranus: *Your love feelings are easily aroused and your romantic relationships begin with a sudden electric attraction, but they often end abruptly, and you may be in and out of love frequently – especially in your younger years. You crave emotional excitement and need to feel spontaneous and free, so you may avoid making firm personal commitments. Unusual or nontraditional forms of love and relationships appeal to you, and you are attracted to unique, creative, or unstable people.#You tend to fall in love instantly, and you need to discriminate between passing sexual fancy and something that can last “forever.” As your intuition develops, you will be able to identify the difference more clearly. When you “fall,” that is a good time to marshal all your respect for yourself and your partner, and to take things one day at a time until you have forged a deep connection. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Angelina Jolie, Diana Princess of Wales, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Corbin Bernsen, Naomi Campbell, Chevy Chase, Alice Cooper, Juliette Lewis, Anais Nin, Jean Piaget, Elvis Presley, Valerie Harper, Kirk Douglas, Johnny Depp, Barbara De Angelis, Kim Hunter, Tony Curtis, Carson Daly; Oppositions – Getrude Stein, Dionne Warwick, Sharon Stone, Carl Sandburg, Bonnie Raitt, Robert Pattinson, Deborah Kerr, Jack London, Jesse Jackson, Sean Connery, Ian Fleming, Ellen DeGeneres.