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29 September, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to an M1.2/Sf flare at 28/0907 UTC from Region 3450 (S19E58, Dai/beta). Region 3450 was responsible for the majority of the C-class flares. Slight growth was observed in Region 3450 as it rotated further into view. Regions 3435 (N10W77, Cso/beta), 3445 (S14W49, Dao/beta), 3447 (S22W31, Csi/beta), and 3449 (N15E16, Dao/beta) appeared to be in decay. The rest of the spotted regions were relatively stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were near nominal levels with solar wind speed around 350-440 km/s. Total field ranged from 4-8 nT while the Bz component was between +/-4 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds that indicated 500 km/s were non-physical due to very low densities.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 03 degrees, 45' 31", at a velocity of 14.9 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. It is 366645.75 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 05 Lib 51' 30", and is 149880251km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 03 Ari 45' 31", and is 361215km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
Alrighty then, space cadets, grab your telescopes and don your celestial thinking caps! The Moon, our lovely lunar neighbour, has decided to pop over into Aries for a cosmic cuppa. Don't worry, it's not physically moved to Aries (that's 361101.675047235km away, give or take a few decimal points). No need to rewrite the physics textbooks just yet, eh? Now, the Moon in Aries is a bit like a hyperactive squirrel on a cosmic coffee binge. It's all about action, impulse, and a dash of impatience. Sort of like when you've had one too many espressos and suddenly feel the urge to redesign your entire house at 3am. So, what does this mean for you? Well, my wonderful star gazers, it means it's time to harness that energy. Time to dust off those forgotten projects, or perhaps start that DIY quantum physics experiment you've been putting off. (Disclaimer: please do not actually attempt to create a black hole in your kitchen. I'm still dealing with the paperwork from last time.) This energy can also make you a bit, well, prickly, like a hedgehog at a balloon party. So, try to remember to count to ten before you unleash your inner warrior. Or, better yet, channel that energy towards something productive, like figuring out why socks always disappear in the dryer. Remember, we're all spinning on this big blue marble together, so let's make the most of it. And if you happen to find out where all those missing socks go, do let me know. I've been wondering about that for centuries...Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 20 Vir 19' 15", moving at 1.58 degrees per day, and is 169145894km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury In Virgo: The Nerd's Nirvana
Ding, ding, ding! Do you hear that? That's the celestial bell tolling, folks. The planet that rules over communication, Mercury, has just pulled up into Virgo's driveway, ready to shake things up. And by 'shake things up', I mean 'make everything more precise than a NASA Mars landing'. For all you lovers of clarity and precision out there, it's like Christmas came early this year.
Remember those blurry lines of communication? Those muddled thoughts? Wave them goodbye, my friends. They're about to be as extinct as the dodo bird. Virgo, being the meticulous, detail-oriented sign it is, is here to help you strip down all the unnecessary fluff and get straight to the point. We're talking surgical precision kind of clarity here. Bye bye, sugar-coating. Hello, truth bombs!
And productivity? Oh boy, are we going to see a spike in that! It's like the universe just handed us a cosmic espresso shot. You'll be slicing through dead-end ideas and circular conversations like a hot knife through butter. This is the time for forward movement, people. Think of it as your personal warp drive kicking into high gear.
But hold on to your telescopes, folks. There's a caveat. We're about to enter the danger zone of becoming hyper-critical. With our newfound powers of analysis, we could turn into fault-finding machines. And trust me, no one likes a human error detector. So, let's not forget to keep our tact filters turned on. We don't want to be raining on anyone's parade with a barrage of unsolicited criticism, do we?
So buckle up, folks! It's time to embrace the nerd within us and make the most of this Mercury in Virgo transit. Just remember, keep it kind, keep it precise, and above all, keep it nerdy!
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 22 Leo 19' 42", moving at 0.71 degrees per day, and is 76335426km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: Let the Love Games Begin
Hold on to your telescopes, star gazers! Venus has sauntered into Leo like a flamboyant catwalk model, and things are about to get hot, heavy and a bit over-the-top. Prepare to unleash your inner drama king or queen, because this celestial combo makes love as subtle as a supernova.
With Venus in Leo, you won't just want to be liked or appreciated. Oh, no. You'll crave adoration with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. This is not the time for half-hearted love sonnets or timid box of chocolates. Bring out the skywriters, hire the mariachi bands, and let's get this love parade started!
But beware, my cosmic comrades, for this astral alignment doesn't come without its fair share of celestial soap opera. Leo is not just all fun and games—it's also the zodiac's resident drama royalty. Feeling ignored? Expect a few fiery tantrums and passionate arguments that could make even a telenovela blush. Remember, even in the cosmos, it’s important to share the spotlight. After all, no planet orbits alone.
And what about money, you ask? Well, with Venus in Leo, money isn't just a means to an end—it's confetti to be thrown at the party of life! This is a time when Leo's extravagant tastes shine brighter than a freshly polished Hubble Telescope. So go ahead, splurge on that glitzy outfit, buy that outrageously large bouquet of roses. But remember, Leo’s heart is as generous as its taste is luxurious. The joy of gifting others can surpass even the thrill of self-indulgence.
So, folks, as Venus twirls into Leo, let's not just watch from the sidelines. Let's embrace the passion, the drama, and the flamboyant celebration of love. After all, a universe without a little bit of cosmic chaos is like a black hole—no fun at all!
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 21 Lib 20' 56", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 379948752km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Mars in Libra: A Dance of Diplomacy
Well, folks, grab your dancing shoes because Mars is doing the cosmic tango with Libra. Picture this - Mars, our celestial drill sergeant, is now taking etiquette lessons from Libra, the cosmic diplomat. It's like watching a bull trying to navigate a china shop... delicately.
While Mars is chilling in Libra, we're all going to be more focused on our relationships. You'll start to notice things like why your partner insists on squeezing the toothpaste from the middle (Seriously, why?!). But it's not just about nitpicking; it's about understanding and finding that sweet spot of coexistence.
Mars in Libra is the ultimate peacemaker, turning us all into cosmic diplomats. We're less likely to start a war over who left their socks on the floor, and more inclined to approach it with a calm dialogue. But remember, being a diplomat doesn’t mean sweeping issues under the cosmic rug. It's about addressing them with grace and understanding, even if it's about something as nonsensical as misplaced socks.
But here’s the twist! Libra, the ever-balanced scale, is also all about justice. So, strap on your superhero cape because it’s time to fight for what’s right and fair. Don't worry, though, this isn't a call to join the Avengers. It's about standing up for the little things in life, like equal distribution of chores or fair share of the last piece of pizza.
One downside? Mars in Libra might make us more indecisive than a kid in a candy store. Mars is all about 'Go, go, go!' while Libra wants to sit down, have a cup of tea, and ponder over every possible outcome. It's a celestial tug-of-war that might leave us in a state of procrastination paralysis. But don’t worry, as long as you're acting with love and fairness, you're making the right moves under this cosmic dance.
So, let’s embrace this celestial tango between Mars and Libra. After all, life is about finding balance, even if it involves Mars learning to waltz!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 34' 35", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 620526854km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Ah, my dear stargazing compatriots, let us journey to the cosmos and tread upon the rich soil of Taurus where mighty Jupiter is currently loitering. Yes, you heard that right, 620,580,408.483722329 kilometers separate us from the gas giant and it's having a bit of a cosmic sulk, going retrograde on us. Now, some of you might be thinking, "What's the big deal? Planets go retrograde all the time, right?" Ah, but it's not just any planet, it's Jupiter—the celestial embodiment of wisdom, deep thoughts, and probably a few bad dad jokes. And it's hanging out in Taurus, the zodiac equivalent of a stubbornly comfy couch potato. Imagine their cosmic tête-à-tête as the ultimate stay-at-home retreat. You've got Jupiter, pushing you towards a Netflix marathon of philosophical documentaries, while Taurus supplies the popcorn and insists on staying in your PJs all day. The answers you seek, my friend, aren't in some distant galaxy—they're in your own brain, patiently waiting to be discovered between episodes of Ancient Aliens. But don't get too comfy on the metaphysical sofa! This planetary mashup isn't just about deep thoughts; it's also nudging us towards tangible goals. It's time to dust off those dreams you've been shelving and start making some progress. With Jupiter's boundless energy and Taurus's stubborn persistence (seriously, have you ever tried moving a bull?), you've got all the cosmic support you need to start checking off your bucket list. And let's not forget about the moolah! Jupiter, the cosmic sugar daddy, is in Taurus, the zodiac's bank vault. Smell that? That's the scent of prosperity in the air. If you've been looking for a sign to review your finances and make some savvy moves, consider Jupiter's retrograde your celestial green light. But beware, dear stargazers! Taurus is known for its love of the finer things in life, and Jupiter might just be that bad influence friend who encourages you to splurge. Remember, even in the face of tempting cosmic energy, patience is a virtue. Keep an eye on your impulses and remember that all good things come to those who wait (and budget wisely). So there you have it, folks! Jupiter in Taurus: a time of deep thoughts, practical goal-setting, potential prosperity, and the occasional reminder to keepSaturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 34' 12", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1334469065km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Starfleet Log, Astrological Date: Saturn In Pisces
Now listen up, star gazers! Saturn has taken a detour and is hanging out in Pisces, that's right, the big kahuna of discipline is vacationing in dreamland. It's like Spock deciding to take up interpretive dance, intriguing and a little unnerving. Now, Saturn is a whopping 1,334,420,719.796137333km away (give or take a few hundred kilometers), and currently in retrograde, but don't fret! This isn't a glitch in the matrix or a warp core breach, it's an opportunity!
When Saturn, the Borg of the astrological world, assimilates with Pisces, the Holodeck of dreams, they create one heck of a life coach. This is the perfect time to engage in some serious self-reflection. You know that daydream about penning a novel or starting your own intergalactic coffee shop? Now's the time to make it so! Prepare for a Vulcan mind-meld of epic proportions as you take those dreams and start charting the course to reality. Dream big, plan bigger!
But, let's be real, having Saturn in Pisces is not like replicating a chocolate sundae. It's more like Neelix’s Leola Root Stew - at first, you might want to resist it. But remember, Saturn is like the Captain Janeway of the planets, tough but fair. It's here to bring order to your dream chaos, so let it in, even if it feels like a surprise away mission into your most intimate thoughts.
Pisces, the celestial equivalent of the ship's counselor, might make your sleep patterns go haywire faster than a run-in with a spatial anomaly. So, take a page out of the Vulcan playbook and meditate, stroll in the arboretum, or heck, even give Vulcan lullabies a try. Remember, rest is not a luxury, it's a necessity. So, power down your tricorder, put your PADD away, and get a good night’s sleep. Your dream journal awaits, ready to record the wisdom that this transit has to offer.
So, folks, Saturn in Pisces is not a red alert situation, it's an invitation to boldly go where you haven't gone before! It's all about finding order in your dreams
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 40' 55", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2831745135km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Ah, my dear stargazers, let's warp-speed our way towards the uncharted territories of Uranus in Taurus. Engage thrusters, and brace yourselves for a celestial shake-up, because our friend Uranus, currently retrograding like a technologically advanced starship with a faulty navigation system, is set to dock in the peaceful pastures of Taurus. Now, Taurus, bless its interstellar heart, prefers to keep things as steady as a Vulcan's pulse. But Uranus? It's all about change, faster than a warp 9 sprint through the galaxy! Imagine Taurus as the Starfleet Academy, where tradition reigns supreme. Uranus is the rogue cadet who, instead of following the manual, invents a new method of transwarp beaming! Now, the academy can resist the change, but ultimately, it might just realize that this revolutionary approach could save more lives in future away missions. And when it comes to money, Taurus is like the Ferengi, shrewd and steady. But with Uranus in the mix, we're looking at an economic upheaval akin to the Great Material Continuum getting a sudden reroute! In the course of Uranus' seven-year stint in Taurus, we might see new forms of currency spring up like Tribbles on a starship, banking institutions going through a Borg-like assimilation process, or the housing and stock markets riding a rollercoaster through a wormhole. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Captain Picard urging us to "engage" with our finances differently. Think of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages as Romulans preventing us from exploring new financial frontiers. Our material possessions may feel like a tractor beam pulling us down. But remember, resistance is futile! We must boldly go towards a new relationship with money and materialism. After all, Uranus is here to liberate us, just like Captain Kirk was to the Enterprise. Digging in our heels won't halt this galactic shift. In fact, embracing these changes could be the key to achieving a stability more solid than a dilithium crystal core. And remember, the changes we make during this period might just stick around longer than a Vulcan's lifespan. So beam up, stargazers, because this celestial journey promises to be one for the star logs!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 00' 09", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4326187290km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Cosmic Pool Party in Pisces
Alright folks, it seems the universe has decided to throw us a curveball—a curveball named Neptune who's decided to cha-cha its way into Pisces. Picture this: Neptune, the celestial equivalent of that eccentric artist friend of yours, is throwing an exclusive, retrograde pool party in the mystical, watery realm of Pisces. And yes, you're invited!
Now, don't get your space pants in a twist over the 4 billion-kilometer commute. Instead, let's focus on what this means for you. You see, Neptune in Pisces is like a galactic spotlight, illuminating the dance floor of your life. This cosmic disco ball is casting light on those pesky contradictions we all tend to sweep under the rug, turning them into funky dance moves.
No more squabbling over who stole whose cosmic thunder. This transit is all about unity, baby! It's time to stop caring about petty differences and start caring about how we can boogie together towards collective progress and healing. What's your unique groove? What foot-tapping rhythm can you contribute to the cosmic jam?
Feeling a little out of tune? No worries! Neptune's party is the perfect time to learn some new spiritual dance steps or to set up a sacred chill-out zone at home. Go ahead, connect with your innermost sacred DJ, spinning the tracks that feel most divine to you. The energy of Neptune in Pisces is like a celebrity endorsement for your spiritual exploration.
Remember, the universe is our dance floor and Neptune's pool party is just getting started. So, shake off those doubts, grab your cosmic swimsuit, and dive into the deep end of unity and love. Because with Neptune in Pisces, every day is a disco!
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 55' 29", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5156836174km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Cosmic Clean-Out
Hey there, star gazers! So, Pluto, the little planet-that-could (or dwarf planet, depending on who you ask – don't get me started), is hanging out in Capricorn. Now, if you’re thinking of a cute Disney dog meeting a mountain goat, you're not alone, but let's get back to astrology. This celestial configuration is like your no-nonsense friend who hates clutter and loves organizing. They come over to your place, see your chaos, and are like, "This needs to go!" but they're talking about your emotional baggage, not your collection of Star Wars memorabilia. Pluto is all about transformation, you know, the kind that turns a caterpillar into a butterfly or a pint of ice cream into regret. And Capricorn? Well, it’s the ambitious, goal-oriented sign that's more serious than your mom when she found your report card in the laundry. So when these two come together, it's like a cosmic KonMari method happening in your life. Anything that doesn't spark joy or help you reach your goals is getting tossed out with last week's leftover lasagna. But here's the catch: Pluto and Capricorn aren't really into democratic decision making. They're more like a cosmic dictatorship saying, "You don't need this, trust us," even if you're not quite ready to let go. So beware of becoming so focused on the end goal that you forget to appreciate the journey or listen to others' ideas. Plus, with Pluto going retrograde, it's like it's moving backward, but not really (just like when you 'accidentally' find yourself at the fridge at midnight). It's a time for reflection and re-evaluation, for looking at old patterns and deciding what needs a cosmic kick to the curb. So gear up, folks! It's time for some celestial spring cleaning. And remember, it's not about making your life look perfect, it's about making it feel like yours. So put on that tie-dye apron, get out your metaphorical feather duster, and start discarding what doesn't serve you anymore. And if you stumble upon a light saber or a Harry Potter wand while you're at it, remember: they spark joy, so they stay!Current Planetary Aspects