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11 October, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3451 (N17W75, Eki/Beta-Gamma) continued its journey towards the western limb, becoming too foreshortened for proper classification and analysis, and was the culprit of an M1.6 flare at 10/0209 UTC. Region 3452 (N09W80, Axx/Alpha) exhibited substantial decay losing all but its leading spot and produced an M2.3 flare at 10/1217 UTC, which was the largest of the period. Region 3460 (S10W06, Dai/Beta-Gamma-Delta) grew slightly in overall length and maintained a weak Delta spot in the northern portion of its trailing spots. Although, this feature seemed to be in decay by the periods end. Region 3463 (S17E47, Cao/Beta) grew as well as it developed trailing spots, but was relatively quiet. Region 3464 (N04E63, Cro/Beta) formed, was numbered and produced low-level C-class flares. The remaining regions were unremarkable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters reflected nominal, ambient-like conditions. Total field ranged 0 to 5 nT, the Bz component was near neutral or northward, and solar wind speeds fell from 350 km/s to below 300 km/s over the course of the period.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Virgo, at 09 degrees, 02' 45", at a velocity of 11.88 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.3 days old. It is 405215.45 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 17 Lib 40' 44", and is 149373078km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon is at 09 Vir 02' 45", and is 404781km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Virgo
Well, buckle up stargazers because the Moon has swung by Virgo for a cosmic sleepover and it's no ordinary slumber party. Just like my aunt Gertrude's fruitcake, this celestial event is packed with all sorts of surprises. First off, let's talk distance. The Moon is 404838.568805296km away. I know, right? It's like trying to comprehend how many episodes of Star Trek there are. The point is, it's far - way further than that vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO grocery store down the road. Now, the Moon in Virgo brings a vibe that's kind of like a meticulous librarian meets Marie Kondo. It's all about getting your ducks in a row. No, not actual ducks. Unless you have actual ducks. Then yes, get them in a row. This is a time for decluttering - physically, mentally, and spiritually. Get rid of anything that doesn't "spark joy" in your life. That includes the leftover pizza from last week that's still in the fridge - it's not going to taste good, trust me on this one. The Moon in Virgo also brings a certain, shall we say, precision to our emotional world. And by precision, I mean borderline OCD. This isn't a bad thing, it just means you might find yourself alphabetizing your bookshelf or arranging your socks by color. Don't fight it. Embrace the madness. Lastly, the Moon in Virgo asks us to pay attention to the details. This might mean finally reading the user manual for your toaster, or realizing that your plant needs water, not just conversations about quantum physics. So take this time, my fellow celestial voyagers, to get your life in order. Besides, if you don't, who will? Your cat? I doubt it. They're probably too busy plotting world domination. Until next time, keep looking up and remember: even in the vastness of space, there's a place for you. Unless you're a Dalek. Then we might have some problems. Peace, love, and stardust, my friends!Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 11 Lib 04' 22", moving at 1.77 degrees per day, and is 202012517km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Well, beep-boop-beep, stargazers! Mercury, that chatty little planet that rules over communication and travel, has sashayed into Libra, the zodiac's resident diplomat. So, what does this mean for you? Well, imagine R2-D2 trying to negotiate peace between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker -- comical, but not entirely impossible! You see, when Mercury is in Libra, it's a bit like C-3PO has taken over the controls of the Millennium Falcon - there's a lot of polite chatter, some back-and-forth bickering, and an overall goal of keeping the peace. It's like a cosmic United Nations meeting, but thankfully without the long speeches. The celestial energy now is all about balancing our communication. So, if you've been having a lightsaber duel with your words recently, it might be time to sheath that thing and extend an olive branch instead. But remember, nobody likes an overly enthusiastic Ewok, so don't sugar-coat things too much. This time, it's not about who shot first, but how well you can articulate your point of view. Just like any good Jedi, you need to understand the force (of your words) and control it wisely. After all, as Yoda said, "Wars not make one great." So, whether you're negotiating intergalactic treaties or just trying to decide who's turn it is to do the dishes, remember: this is the time for diplomatic conversation. Let's keep the TIE fighter battles to a minimum, folks. And if all else fails, just remember: The Force (of Mercury in Libra) is with you. Now go, and may the stars align in your favor!Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 01 Vir 55' 02", moving at 0.88 degrees per day, and is 89552940km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Alright folks, strap on your lab goggles and dust off your pocket protectors, we're about to delve into the realm of cosmic love. Our lady Venus, currently 89500143.550522491km away (but who's counting, right?), has decided to take a little vacation in Virgo. Now, you may be asking, "what does this mean for my love life?" Well, my friend, think of this as the universe's way of telling you it's time for a romantic spring cleaning. Under Venus in Virgo, we start to view our relationships under a microscope, not just with a casual glance. For those happily entangled, it's like your love life suddenly got an appointment with a very meticulous dentist, who will floss between every nook and cranny of your relationship. It's time to ask yourself are you getting what you deserve from your beloved? Or are they just using you for your Netflix password? For the singles among us, this is a time when you'll start seeing red flags that you might have previously ignored. Like if your date spends more time talking to their pet rock than you. Venus in Virgo is practically screaming at you to stop texting that person who only replies with one-word answers, you know who you are! Now, a word of caution, this hyper-analytical phase may make us a bit more critical of our partners. Remember, it's not what you say but how you say it. Instead of saying "You never take out the trash", try "I've noticed the garbage has developed its own ecosystem, could you please throw it out?" And don't worry about passion taking a backseat during this transit. Just because we're swapping reckless abandon for careful consideration doesn't mean things are going to get boring. Think of it as the difference between fast food and a gourmet meal. With Venus in Virgo, we're all about quality over quantity, in every sense. So, in conclusion, while Venus vacations in Virgo, it's time to do a little cosmic Marie Kondo on your love life. Does this relationship bring you joy? If not, thank it for its service and let it go. Because, my dear Astro-nerds, you deserve nothing but the best!Mars is in Libra
Mars will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
Mars is prograde at 29 Lib 23' 19", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 381235272km away and receding.Mars Is In Libra
Mars in Libra: A Cosmic Cha-Cha
Alright, space cadets, buckle up because Mars is doing the cosmic cha-cha through Libra and it's going to be an interesting ride. Now, Mars – that's our astrology pal who rules motivation and drive – is currently hanging out in Libra, the sign associated with balance and partnerships. Think of this as the universe's way of putting a neon sign over your relationships, blinking "Service Required!".
Now, here's the funny thing: while Mars is usually the hot-headed warrior of the zodiac, its journey through Libra turns it into a peace-loving hippie. ‘I am just a soul whose intentions are good, Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood!’ kind of vibe. Mars in Libra is like trying to play chess on a seesaw – it’s all about balance, baby! But remember, avoiding confrontations doesn’t mean ignoring the elephant in the room.
If you've got issues brewing, this is the perfect time to address them - with a little bit of finesse and a lot of diplomacy, of course. More 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' and less 'Game of Thrones'. It's not about avoiding the dragon, it's about offering it a cup of tea and asking it politely to stop setting fire to your life.
And here's a curveball for you: Libra, the usually chillaxed peacekeeper of the zodiac, gets feisty under the influence of Mars. It's like watching your grandmother arm wrestle: unexpected, but surprisingly inspiring. This is the time to fight for what's fair, right and just. Remember, the squeaky wheel gets the grease!
But let’s be honest, indecision could become your new middle name during this transit. Mars wants to sprint, while Libra wants to stop and smell the roses, and you're stuck in the middle trying to decide if you should run or relax. Remember, as long as you're acting with love, intention, and fairness, you're doing the cosmic cha-cha right!
So, folks, put on your dancing shoes and get ready to groove with Mars in Libra. It's gonna be a wild ride!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 13 Tau 25' 47", moving backwards at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 606297628km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus - The 'Neo of The Matrix' Edition
Alright, listen up, space cowpokes! Jupiter's taking a cosmic vacation in the comfy recliner of Taurus, and it's about to get real cozy. Imagine Jupiter as Neo from The Matrix, doing its best Keanu Reeves impression, saying, "Whoa." It's like that, but with more cows and money.
Jupiter, our cosmic guru, is all about learning and wisdom, while Taurus is the zodiac's favorite comfy couch potato. It's like if Neo finally decided to take a break from fighting Agent Smith and just chill out for a bit. The kind of deep, existential wisdom we're talking about here isn't found in a dusty old tome or some ancient prophecy. It's right there in the remote control you've been sitting on. Spirituality isn't some far-off concept; it's as close as your next Netflix binge.
This Jupiter-Taurus soiree is also your golden ticket to start bulldozing towards those dreams. You know, the ones you've been putting off because you're too busy re-watching The Matrix for the 37th time? It’s like having Neo’s superhuman determination combined with Taurus’ stubbornness. Just remember, like Neo, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey. Or in this case, the to-do lists. Lots and lots of to-do lists.
With Jupiter in Taurus, you might just find yourself swimming in a pool of dollar bills like Scrooge McDuck. Jupiter's the planet of good luck, and Taurus is basically the Bill Gates of the zodiac. So, if you play your cards right, you could be in for a cosmic windfall. Don't say I didn't warn you when you start finding coins in your couch cushions.
But hold up, space cadets! Taurus has a bit of a reputation for overindulging. It's like Neo at an all-you-can-eat buffet. So, while Jupiter might be whispering sweet nothings about endless pizza slices into your ear, remember to take it slow. Don’t go Matrix on your diet and start seeing everything as binary code. Enjoy the good things, but remember: balance is key. After all, even Neo had to learn how to dodge bullets before he could stop them.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 59' 54", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1353712418km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Hey there, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up and prepare for a wild, interstellar ride because Saturn is in Pisces. I know, I know... you're thinking, "Saturn? In Pisces? What's next, Pluto running a daycare?" Well, hold on to your space helmets because Saturn being some 1.35 billion kilometers away (yes, I googled that) and retrograde in the dreamy, watery world of Pisces is the equivalent of your strict high school principal showing up at your psychedelic Woodstock reunion. Sounds like a buzzkill, right? But here's where things get interesting! Saturn, the grandmaster of rules and regulations, is doing a cosmic cannonball into the ocean of your dreams. You know that crazy idea you had about opening an alien-themed coffee shop on Mars? Now might be the time to make a business plan. Or what about that novel you've been dreaming of writing where the hero is a quantum physicist with a love for disco music? This is the perfect time to get started! But beware, Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbows and unicorn farts. The big, ringed planet can be a bit invasive, sorta like a nosy neighbor peering through your window. If you're not careful, you might find yourself building walls and hanging "No Trespassing" signs all over your dreamscape. The trick here, my star-seeking friends, is to roll out the welcome mat. Let Saturn in and listen to his sage (if somewhat stern) advice. He might actually help you turn that Martian coffee shop or disco-loving physicist into reality. Now, with all this energy focused on the realm of dreams, you might find it hard to catch those zzz's. Don't panic! This is the ideal time to explore inner calm. Meditate, take a moonlit walk, practice deep space breathing, or even indulge in a mid-afternoon interstellar siesta. And remember, keep a dream journal handy. Who knows, Saturn's visit might just inspire the next great sci-fi saga. So, embrace the cosmic chaos, my friends. After all, where would we be without a little stardust in our lives? May the stars guide you and may Saturn not leave too much of a mess in your subconscious. Catch you on the next orbit!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 20' 34", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2811967118km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, well, well, if it isn't Uranus, the cosmic rebel, shaking things up in the steadfast realm of Taurus. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto! Now, don't go running for your lightsabers just yet, my star-crossed friends. Let's channel our inner Jedi and navigate these interstellar upheavals together. You see, Taurus is a bit like that lovable droid R2D2 - reliable, consistent, and a little wary of sudden changes. But with Uranus playing the role of the mischievous Ewok, well, let's just say things are about to get as turbulent as a ride on the Millennium Falcon. As Obi-Wan might say, "The Force is strong with this one!" And by "the Force," I mean money. With Uranus in Taurus, expect some major plot twists in the financial sector. We're talking revolutionary new currencies (Bitcoins from another galaxy, perhaps?), banking upheavals, and maybe even a Death Star-sized shake-up in real estate and stocks. But fear not, young Padawans, these changes aren't all doom and gloom. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like Yoda encouraging us to 'unlearn what we have learned' about money and materialism. It's time to break free from the Darth Vader grip of debt, taxes, and credit card interest. So, if you find yourself feeling trapped in the Sarlacc pit of material possessions, remember: "In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side." Embrace the change, trust in the Force...err Uranus, and soon you'll find yourself in a galaxy far, far better than before. May the Force (and Uranus in Taurus) be with you!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 41' 15", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4335033314km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Piscean Party
Alright, stardust-stuffed humans, it's time to talk about Neptune cozying up in Pisces. I know, right? It's like a cosmic pajama party, but instead of pillow fights and truth or dare, we're getting deep, dreamy vibes and a call to embrace our inner mystic. First off, let me science this up for you. Neptune is approximately 4,335,007,079.975973129km away (give or take a few millimeters - space GPS is still a work in progress). And it's currently doing the retrograde rumba, so things might feel a bit... topsy-turvy. Now, Neptune in Pisces is like having a philosopher living in your basement. You're getting all these profound insights about life, the universe, and whether pineapple really belongs on pizza (it's a divisive issue, folks). This celestial set-up is basically a green light for us to explore our emotions, connect with our spiritual side, and finally understand why we cry at those darn pet adoption commercials. It's about recognizing that we're all part of the cosmic soup, no matter how many croutons or bits of celery we might disagree with. So, what can you do with this ethereal energy? Well, it's a great time to take up yoga, start meditating, or redecorate your living room to resemble an ancient temple. Or, you know, just take some time to ponder the mysteries of the universe while you're waiting for your microwave popcorn to pop. And remember, folks, while Neptune might be billions of kilometers away, its influence is as close as your next thought, your next breath, or your next laugh at a really bad astrology joke. So, go out there, embrace the Neptune-in-Pisces energy, and let's all ride this cosmic wave together. Peace out, star-seekers!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 53' 31", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 5187609797km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: A Cosmic Comedy
Greetings, earthlings! Try not to spill your kombucha, but Pluto, that celestial underdog we all know and love, is currently strutting its stuff in Capricorn. Now, if you're a hardcore science nerd like me, you might be nitpicking about whether Pluto is actually a planet or not. But hey, let's not get caught up in semantics, when there's cosmic insight to be had!
Pluto and Capricorn are like the Steve Jobs and Bill Gates of the universe - they're all about success, power, and a stubborn determination to get things done. They don’t just climb mountains, they move them. So, while Pluto is doing the cha-cha in the sign of the ambitious goat, you might find yourself being a tad bit... well, intolerant of others. "My way or the hyperlane," you might say. Consider this a cosmic heads up to not turn into a total space tyrant.
On the upside, Pluto, who I like to call the 'Cosmic Marie Kondo', wants us to declutter our lives from unnecessary negativity. It's like a celestial spring cleaning of the soul, with a dash of dynamite. So as you embark on your mission to boldly go where no one has gone before, remember to be deliberate in what you destroy. After all, even in the vast vacuum of space, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. And nobody wants to get hit by cosmic debris.
So, grab your telescopes and your sense of humor, because this transit is going to be one intergalactic ride. And remember, what happens in Capricorn, stays in Capricorn... unless it gets sucked into a black hole, of course. Peace out, fellow stargazers!
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