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12 October, 2023
Solar activity was a low levels. Region 3451 (N16W86, Eki/Beta-Gamma) rotated mostly out of view and was too foreshortened to properly classify, thus no changes from the last period were assumed. This AR was responsible for a C7.2/SF flare at 11/0937, which was the largest event of the period. Region 3460 (S10W20, Dai/Beta-Gamma) underwent slight decay in its trailing spots, losing its delta grouping, and low-level C-class activity. Region 3461 (N11W02, Cro/Beta) exhibited evolution as it gained spots, while Region 3466 (N09E05, Cro/Beta) was numbered this period as it developed rapidly. The remaining numbered groups was relatively quiet, and stable. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters, as measured at the ACE spacecraft, were indicative of background conditions. Total field averaged between 3-5 nT, the Bz component was +/4 nT and solar wind speeds were near or under 300 km/s. Phi was positive until approximately 11/1512 UTC when a SSBC occurred and phi angle entered a negative solar sector.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Virgo, at 20 degrees, 58' 08", at a velocity of 11.97 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old. It is 403997.8 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 18 Lib 40' 04", and is 149330693km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 20 Vir 58' 08", and is 403297km away and approaching.Moon Is In Virgo
Hello, star gazers and interstellar dreamers, strap in, because it's time for another cosmic update brought to you by yours truly! Now let's talk about our dear ol' Moon, currently vacationing in the meticulous, hyper-organized neighborhood of Virgo. Yes folks, the Moon is clocking in at a solid 403,397.939751493km away – I double-checked the measurements, because, well, we're in Virgo territory after all. For those of you who aren't up to speed on their astro-puns, Virgo is the celestial nit-picker of the zodiac. Think of that one friend who color codes their socks and alphabetizes their spices, but also somehow has the answers to every single episode of Jeopardy. That's Virgo for you. So what does this mean for us, the humble Earthlings? Well, while the moon is bunking with Virgo, expect a burst of productivity. You might find yourself finally tackling that pile of laundry that's been slowly morphing into a sentient being or finishing that crossword puzzle that's been taunting you for weeks. This is the time to channel your inner nerd and make Marie Kondo proud. But don't get too comfortable, folks. Our lunar buddy is a bit of a nomad and will be packing its bags for a cosmic road trip to Libra in the next 24 hours. So, enjoy the Virgo vibes while you can, because soon we'll be trading in our broomsticks and dustpans for some good conversation and harmony-seeking balance. So grab your telescopes, your to-do lists, and maybe even a calculator if you're feeling particularly Virgoan today, because the cosmos is calling! Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground, space cadets!Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 12 Lib 50' 07", moving at 1.76 degrees per day, and is 203706332km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Mercury Is In Libra: A Cosmic Comedy
Gather round, stargazers! Mercury, our silver-tongued celestial cousin, has just made itself comfy in the living room of Libra, and let me tell you, it's like a cosmic episode of Friends over here. We're talking heart-to-hearts, make-ups, break-ups...the whole shebang! And I'm not just chirping about your love life. Nope! This cosmic sitcom extends to all relations: your overbearing boss, your quirky mailman, even your pet goldfish.
When Mercury settles itself in Libra, it's like we've all been handed a shiny diplomatic badge. Libra, with its Scales of justice, is all about balance and fairness. It’s the Switzerland of the Zodiac, if you will. So, prepare to be so objective you could give a Vulcan a run for their money during this time. You'll be weighing each decision as if you’re a contestant on a game show, considering each option like it's a juicy piece of gossip.
But wait! There's a plot twist in our astrological sitcom. Mercury in Libra might just turn you into the universe's most agreeable doormat. Beware the 'too-nice' syndrome! You wouldn't want to end up sugar-coating reality just to keep the peace, would you? It's like pretending to enjoy that kale smoothie your fitness-obsessed friend made you. Be honest, it tasted like grass clippings, didn’t it?
The moral of our cosmic story? Don't let niceness become a barrier to genuine communication. Remember, folks, agreeing is just one way to connect. You can also bond over a healthy debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not (spoiler alert: it doesn't). Remember to express different viewpoints with respect and openness. It's like a cosmic dance where you step on each other's toes occasionally, but hey, that's part of the fun!
So, as Mercury lounges in Libra, let’s embrace this planetary party and remember the beauty of compromise, communication, and the occasional kale smoothie.
Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 02 Vir 48' 05", moving at 0.89 degrees per day, and is 90671881km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
All right space cadets, strap in, because we've got Venus pulling up a chair in Virgo's dining room and things are about to get a little...particular. Now, I'm not saying you're about to start alphabetizing your spices or color-coding your socks, but let's just say love is about to get a bit more analytical. When Venus parks its celestial behind in Virgo, it's like the universe is kindly suggesting we all put on our lab coats and take a closer look at our love lives under the proverbial microscope. For those of you who are already spoken for, this might mean stepping back, squinting a little and asking yourself "Am I getting the prime cut of relationship steak here, or am I settling for ground beef?" For those of us flying solo, Venus in Virgo is like a cosmic pair of rose-tinted glasses getting smashed to bits. Suddenly, you’re noticing the red flags that usually go unnoticed. Like, why does that new crush of yours only ever text you after midnight, hmmm? But hey, love isn’t all about sunshine and rainbows, sometimes it's about spreadsheets and pie charts too. During Venus in Virgo, you might find yourself more in love with your work than actual humans. And honestly, who can blame you? Work doesn't leave dirty dishes in the sink or use up all the hot water. The downside? Well, you might find yourself critiquing your partner more than usual. But hey, think of it as constructive criticism. Maybe they really do need to learn how to load the dishwasher correctly. Or perhaps they could try not to drop their dirty laundry next to the basket instead of in it. I know, I know, this doesn’t exactly sound like the backdrop to a steamy romance novel. But remember folks, Virgo is an Earth sign – we're talking long walks on the beach, home-cooked meals, and appreciating the finer things in life. And hey, who said there’s anything wrong with a little bit of quality control in the boudoir? So, as Venus settles into Virgo, let's all take a deep breath, adjust our pocket protectors, and get ready for a love life that's less 'Fifty Shades' and more 'Sherlock Holmes.' Remember, it's not nitpicking, it's just being discerning.Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 00 Sco 03' 50", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 381289334km away and receding.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Mars In Scorpio: Get Your Cosmic Backbone On!
Hold onto your telescopes, stargazers! Mars just sashayed into Scorpio and boy, is he feeling feisty. This is like the celestial equivalent of that friend who can't handle spicy food but insists on ordering the 'Volcano Inferno' curry - you know there's going to be fireworks!
With Mars in Scorpio, we've all been handed the cosmic version of Popeye's spinach. Compromise? Ha, that's as likely as a vegan werewolf. Our drive and ambition are cranked up to eleven, pushing us to change our lives with the tenacity of a stubborn cat that's decided your new sofa is now its personal scratching post.
The upside? You might just find yourself exploring the darker, more vulnerable side of life like a nocturnal Sherlock Holmes. Sure, it might be scary, but think of the rewards! The insights you gain during this time could set the stage for a major transformation, or at least some really interesting dinner conversations.
But beware, my celestial comrades. Mars' fiery nature mixed with Scorpio's watery depths can create a steamy cocktail of aggressiveness that could keep conflicts simmering longer than a slow-cook chili. Remember, not all walls need tearing down. Choose your battles wisely, redirect that passion positively, or you'll find yourself with the social popularity of a skunk at a garden party.
Think of Mars in Scorpio as your spiritual boot camp. It's a chance to work on our personal power, courage, discipline, and willpower. Just remember to rise above the shadows of power struggles, revenge and bitterness. After all, holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to drop dead. So, let's all embrace the energy of Mars in Scorpio, and transform ourselves into the celestial superheroes we were born to be!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 13 Tau 19' 07", moving backwards at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 605362000km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Salutations, cosmic voyagers! Now, if you're asking me, "Doctor, where's Jupiter today?" I'd tell you it's gallivanting around in Taurus, a massive 605,396,985.311163187km away, give or take a few inches. Yes, we're talking retrograde here, folks! But don't go running off to hide under your duvet just yet. This planetary tango has more to offer than just a celestial light show. Now, let's talk about Jupiter, shall we? A gaseous giant with more wisdom than a well-read librarian. When it sidles up to Taurus, the zodiac's equivalent of a tenacious tortoise, you can bet the cosmos is trying to tell us something. "What's that?", I hear you ask. Well, it's whispering, "The wisdom you seek isn't on some far-off planet or hidden in a dusty old book; it's right there in you, just waiting to be discovered." Like finding out you've been wearing your underwear inside out all day... enlightening, yes? While Jupiter is doing the cosmic cha-cha with Taurus, it's like getting a VIP pass to make real progress towards your dreams. It's like compiling a to-do list for your life and having the motivation to actually start ticking things off. Jupiter is the cheerleader, encouraging growth, and Taurus is the coach, providing the patience and determination to see it through. And remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither were the pyramids. So trust the process, my friends! Jupiter in Taurus is like finding a golden ticket in your chocolate bar; it's a time of prosperity. Jupiter is the cosmic Santa Claus, dealing out luck and fortune, while Taurus is the piggy bank, representing wealth and abundance. So, in essence, it's like winning the lottery without buying a ticket. But remember, even though Taurus has a taste for the finer things and rarely says "no" to indulgence, we must be careful not to mistake our needs for wants. So, hold onto your wallets and don't splurge on that diamond-encrusted cat collar just yet! So there you have it, space cadets! Jupiter in Taurus, a cosmic dance of wisdom, patience, and potential prosperity. Don't forget to pack your sense of humor and a dash of patience as you navigate this exciting cosmic journey. And remember, keep looking up!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 57' 35", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1355529818km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy
Well, buckle up my starry-eyed comrades, because Saturn is in Pisces and let's be honest, it's about to get a bit wild. That's right, our favorite celestial taskmaster has paddled into the deep waters of Pisces and it's basically like your stern, no-nonsense parent crashing your dreamy slumber party. Saturn in Pisces is like having Yoda as your life coach. It's the moment to look inward and embrace those daydreams of writing a book, starting a business, or designing that all-natural, gluten-free, quantum-physics-based chocolate chip cookie recipe. The energy in this transit is ripe for receiving cosmic wisdom, so keep a notepad handy. You might just end up with an astrophysical "how-to" guide on turning dreams into reality. But let's be real - it's not all sunshine and unicorn frappuccinos. Saturn's presence in Pisces can be a little like having a surprise audit from the Galactic Tax Bureau. Suddenly, those daydreams closest to your heart are being scrutinized with a fine-tooth comb, and it's easy to feel defensive. But remember, space folks, no amount of 'Keep Out' signs will stop Saturn from barging into your cosmic room. So, pop the kettle on, make a cup of your finest cosmic brew, and listen to the ol' taskmaster. His advice might just iron out the kinks in your grand plan. Now, Pisces realm is also associated with sleep and dreams, so with Saturn knocking about, you might find yourself feeling a bit restless. This is a great time to pull out your hippie survival kit: meditate, go for a long walk in nature, breathe deeply, take a nap (but make sure you have a dream journal nearby!), and perhaps even indulge in some early nights. In the cosmic comedy of Saturn in Pisces, the punchline is simple: be ready to listen, learn, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. It's a wild ride, so buckle up, tune in, and heed the wisdom of this transit. And remember, even in the vast expanse of the universe, sometimes the answers we seek are found within.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 18' 38", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2810548063km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, celestial voyagers! Put on your space helmets and buckle up because Uranus is retrograding through Taurus and it's going to be a ride wilder than a cat in zero gravity! Taurus, the cosmic bull, loves its routine like a geek loves Star Trek conventions. It's comfy in its space suit, sipping coffee from its favorite NASA mug. Taurus is all about stability, status quo, and not being flung into a black hole of change. But guess what? Uranus has other plans! Picture Uranus as the mad scientist of our solar system, always concocting some revolutionary mix-up, dancing the cha-cha with the laws of physics. Now it has set its sights on Taurus, and let me tell you, Mr. Bull is in for a cosmic swirly. The arena Taurus thrives in is money - it knows dollars and cents like Sheldon Cooper knows quantum physics. But with Uranus waltzing in, we might just see a Star Trek-like economy pop up. Maybe we'll trade in credits, or Bitcoin, or alien symbiotes! Who knows with Uranus? Banks might turn into interdimensional portals, stock markets could become more unpredictable than a quantum particle, and buying a house might involve a time-travel clause! On a personal level, this kooky planetary dance is shaking us free from our earthly shackles. With Uranus blasting through, we might start seeing our debts, taxes, and mortgages as less like necessary evils, and more like alien invaders to be vanquished. And you thought your hoarded collection of comic books was holding you back? Uranus is here to say, "Resistance is futile!" So, don your lab coats, fellow stargazers. The changes brought by this cosmic tango may seem more volatile than mixing baking soda and vinegar, but hold tight. They're here to bring stability, like finding a planet with just the right gravitational pull. So let's boldly go into this new era, for Uranus is in the driver's seat, and it's one heck of a cosmic joyride!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 39' 45", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4336049480km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, interstellar voyagers! Welcome to your daily dose of cosmic comedy where we take a hilarious look at the celestial soap opera playing out in our galaxy. Today's protagonist is Neptune, the blue, windy drama queen who's currently taking center stage in Pisces. Now, let me set the scene for you. Neptune, the planet named after the Roman god of the sea, is currently doing the backstroke in the ocean of Pisces. And not just any backstroke, my friends, but a retrograde backstroke – that's like trying to swim upstream in a river of Jell-O. Talk about a cosmic workout! In this cosmic drama, Pisces plays the role of the spiritual guru, reminiscent of a zen master crossed with a surfer dude. This sign is all about emotion, spirit, and the subtle art of "chillaxing." So, when Neptune meets Pisces, it's like a cosmic jam session between a psychedelic rock band and a choir of monks. This planetary mash-up grants us a unique form of sight - kind of like if you had X-ray vision, but instead of seeing through walls, you could see through people's BS. It's like a spiritual awakening, but without the need for yoga pants or incense. Neptune in Pisces is pulling us toward unity. It’s like a giant cosmic magnet, attracting everything to merge into one big celestial smoothie. And in the middle of this heavenly blend, our differences seem as insignificant as arguing over whether Han shot first (for the record, he totally did). This cosmic transit is like a call-to-arms, except instead of weapons, we're wielding gifts, ideas, and dreams. It's time to dig deep into our emotional toolbox and figure out what we can contribute to the collective cosmic potluck. So, whether your gift is baking the perfect soufflé or predicting the ending of every sci-fi movie (guilty as charged), it's time to share it with the world. This is also the perfect time to explore any spiritual path that calls to you. Whether that’s enrolling in Jedi Academy, creating a sacred altar space at home for your Star Trek memorabilia, or simply contemplating the mysteries of the universe while binge-watching The Big Bang Theory - go for it! Neptune in Pisces promises to support you in this process. So, folks, let's grab our snorkels and dive into the depths of our souls. Neptune in Pisces is showing us the way toward unity, understanding, and maybe evenPluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 53' 32", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 5190243940km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
The celestial powers that be have orchestrated a cosmic meet-cute! Pluto, the mysterious recluse of the solar system, has cozied up to Capricorn, the steadfast mountain goat. Now, this ain't your average rom-com; it's more like a sci-fi space odyssey with a tinge of dark humor. Pluto, a cool 5.19 billion kilometers away (just a hop, skip, and a quantum leap), is doing a fancy footwork called prograde. No, it's not some new TikTok dance challenge but the motion of a planet moving in the same direction as the majority of other planets. In astrological lingo, when Pluto and Capricorn get together, it's like pairing Einstein with Jobs. They're both driven by success, power, and a healthy dose of caffeine, probably. They've got a shared schedule on Google Calendar and they're ticking off tasks like there's no tomorrow. However, during this transit, we might find our compassion for others' viewpoints getting tossed aside like last season's fashion trends. Both Pluto and Capricorn are a bit like those annoying group project partners who only care about the final result, not the creative process or brainstorming. So, be careful of becoming an idea snob. Pluto, the cosmic Marie Kondo, urges us to declutter our lives from negative patterns that are as welcome as pop-up ads. But remember, it's not a demolition derby - you're here for some constructive destruction. It's like cleaning out your garage; you want to make space, sure, but you don't want to accidentally toss out your limited edition Star Wars figurines. So folks, as Pluto waltzes with Capricorn in the grand ballroom of the cosmos, embrace the changes, keep an open mind, and remember not to throw out the baby Yoda with the bathwater.Current Planetary Aspects