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16 October, 2023
Solar activity was low. Regions 3464 (N04W06, Cao/beta) and 3467 (N13E53, Cao/beta) produced weak C-class flares. Both Region 3460 (S10W70, Cao/beta) and Region 3464 showed trailer spot decay. C-class activity was also observed from beyond the NE limb. Little change was observed with the remaining sunspots. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced early this period, but gradually returned to nominal levels as the period progressed. Solar wind speeds decreased from ~450 km/s to ~400 km/s, total field strength ranged between 1-5 nT and Bz varied between +/-2 nT. The phi angle was in a mostly negative orientation.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 10 degrees, 05' 24", at a velocity of 12.65 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 1.4 days old. It is 391044.24 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 22 Lib 37' 48", and is 149160192km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 10 Sco 05' 24", and is 392220km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Scorpio
Hey there, stargazers! Now, don’t get your circuits in a twist, but the Moon has decided to take a detour through Scorpio. You know, just casually hanging out 392,399.776551864km away. Not that anyone's counting. Scorpio, the zodiac's own personal James Bond, has always been known for its mystery, intensity, and a slight tendency to brood. Just like my last roommate, only less likely to eat all my cereal. Now, with the Moon basking in this sign’s enigmatic glow, we’re all in for a bit of an emotional roller coaster. Or a TARDIS ride through a time vortex—whichever you find more thrilling. What does this mean for you, dear cosmic traveler? Well, it's a little like when your Wi-Fi suddenly drops out during a crucial moment of binge-watching your favorite series. You've been warned: emotions might run high, secrets could be revealed, and there's a chance you'll develop an inexplicable need to solve mysteries or start a garage band. But remember, the Moon in Scorpio isn't just about drama and unresolved X-Files episodes. It's also a fantastic time to dive deep into your inner psyche, explore those hidden corners of your personality, and maybe even discover some new psychic powers. Who knows? You might find you're a whiz at telekinesis, or at the very least, can finally locate those missing socks. So, buckle up, star children. The universe is taking us on a wild ride, and the Moon in Scorpio is your cosmic ticket. Whether it's a journey of self-discovery or simply surviving the inevitable emotional squalls, remember to keep your sense of humor intact. After all, laughter is the best spaceship...or something like that. Until next time, may the stars twinkle kindly upon you, and remember - don't panic if you feel a little Scorpio sting. It's all part of the cosmic fun!
Mercury
Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 19 Lib 48' 21", moving at 1.72 degrees per day, and is 209119244km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Mercury's Rockin' the Libra Vibe
Alright space cadets, brace yourselves! Our small but mighty celestial buddy, Mercury, has decided to shimmy its way into Libra's territory. Now you might ask, "What does that mean for me?" Well, my dear star-gazers, it means you're about to experience a cosmic shift in communication with the beings occupying your personal universe. And by that, I don't just mean your sweetheart, but also your quirky Aunt Edna, that strange coworker who collects staplers, and your old college buddy who never returned your favorite tie-dye shirt.
Why? Because our beloved Libra is symbolized by the Scales of Justice. It's all about balance, fairness, and diplomacy. So when Mercury, the planet of chit-chat, slides into this sign, it's like getting a cosmic nudge to play nice and make peace. So dust off those grudges you've been holding onto and toss them into the cosmic recycling bin. It's time to clear the air, my friends!
But be warned! With this transit comes a tendency to become a tad too sweet. Like accidentally dumping the whole sugar jar into your coffee sweet. You might find yourself sugar-coating truths just to keep the peace. But let's be real, that's not actually helping anyone, is it? Remember, the universe didn't give us mouths just to agree with everything. Sometimes, we need to express contrasting viewpoints, as long as we do it with respect and an open heart. It's like adding a dash of hot sauce to your cosmic burrito - it might be a bit spicy, but it adds flavour!
So, whether you're 209062688.684246153km away from Mercury or just next door, remember to harness the power of this stellar shift. Happy astrological adventuring!
Venus
Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 06 Vir 26' 38", moving at 0.93 degrees per day, and is 95161568km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Hey there, cosmic voyagers! Venus has hitched a ride on the Virgo express and she's about 95 million kilometers away. Not too shabby for a celestial road trip, huh? Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does this mean for my love life?" Well, let's dive in, shall we? First up, our lovely lady Venus is currently doing the prograde boogie. That's astro-nerd talk for moving in the same direction as most other planets. It's like Venus just joined the planetary conga line and she's shaking her cosmic maracas to the rhythm of Virgo's analytical beat. During this celestial samba, you might feel like your heart has suddenly turned into a quality control officer, meticulously inspecting each emotion and weighing it against your idea of perfection. If it doesn't meet your standards, you'll be tempted to toss it into the "reject" pile faster than a hipster discards last season's fashion trends. But don't worry, love isn't completely off the table! For those of you who are happily coupled, consider this transit a cosmic couple's therapy. It's an opportunity to step back, stroke your metaphorical beards, and ask yourselves: "Does this relationship spark joy?" Yes, I just Marie Kondo-ed your love life. And for all the single pringles out there, get ready to see red flags more clearly than ever. It's like you've been gifted superhero vision for spotting potential dating disasters! But beware, don't let your workaholic tendencies overshadow your quest for love. Remember, even Captain Planet needed his Planeteers! Now, Venus in Virgo might sound about as enticing as a CEO's quarterly report, but trust me, there's passion here. It's just that it's less "sweep you off your feet" and more "let's appreciate this gourmet cheese platter together". Venus in Virgo is all about savouring the best life has to offer, whether that's a stunning sunset, a mind-blowing art exhibit, or the tantalizing touch of your lover. So buckle up, star gazers! This transit might not be the wild ride you were expecting, but it's definitely going to give you some food for thought. And remember, even in the most analytical of times, there's room for a little bit of cosmic cha-cha-cha!
Mars
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 02 Sco 46' 24", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 381423535km away and receding.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Mars in Scorpio, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cosmic Boot Camp
Knock knock, who's there? Mars. Mars who? Mars in Scorpio, that's who! So, grab your space helmet and buckle up, my cosmic comrades, because we're about to embark on a journey of celestial proportions.
Mars in Scorpio is kind of like that kid who refused to play nice in the sandbox - he's got his own agenda, and heaven help you if you try to interfere. It's like trying to convince a cat to take a bath; good luck with that. This cosmic event gives us the equivalent of a universal backbone, making us feel like we're the ones holding the remote control to our lives. Anyone trying to change the channel... well, they'd better be ready for some static!
Our drive to enact change like some sort of intergalactic superhero will be at an all-time high. Mars in Scorpio isn't afraid of a little shadow puppetry, in fact, it thrives in the darker corners. It's like turning over a rock and finding a treasure chest—it may prompt us to do some psychological spelunking, unlocking insights that could pave the way for a total life makeover.
But remember, every silver lining has a touch of grey. Mars’ stint in the Scorpio lounge might make us a bit more prickly than a porcupine on a bad hair day. We might express ourselves with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, prolonging conflicts and gnawing away at our relationships like cosmic termites. The key here is to be picky about which walls we want to Hulk-smash. We can channel this energy into something constructive, like taking on passion projects that allow us to express our intensity without scorching the earth.
Think of Mars in Scorpio as a spiritual boot camp. You know, the kind where you're doing push-ups in the mud at 5 am, and the drill sergeant is shouting motivational quotes at you. It's all about molding our personal power. As long as we rise above the petty squabbles, grudges, bitterness, and that stubborn inability to forgive, we have a chance at mastering these parts of ourselves with courage, discipline, and willpower. Just remember, there's no 'I' in team, but there's definitely one in 'Scorpio'!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 12 Tau 51' 11", moving backwards at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 602034752km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Bull Meets the Gas Giant
Alright, star-gazers! Time for some cosmic comedy. Jupiter, the big gassy planet that's been known to make a few bad jokes of its own (did you hear the one about the Great Red Spot?), has waltzed its way into Taurus, the zodiac's most headstrong and stubborn sign. This is like inviting a sumo wrestler to a ballet recital, but hey, who are we to deny the Universe its sense of humor?
Now, while you might be tempted to rush out and buy a lottery ticket, let's remember that Taurus is about as patient as a sloth on sedatives. This isn't the time for quick wins, but rather for slowly but surely turning your dreams into reality. Think of it as evolution in slow motion... really, really slow motion.
Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic wake-up call from your inner guru, advising you to take a breather, look around, and tap into that inherent wisdom you've been neglecting while binge-watching "Blake's 7" (guilty as charged!). It's time to push past the constant buzz of daily life and remind ourselves that the answers we seek aren't in the stars, but within us. Deep, huh?
On the brighter side, since Jupiter is the Santa Claus of the solar system and Taurus is basically Scrooge McDuck, this can be a time of financial growth. But remember, folks, Taurus has a knack for indulgence. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, the sign known for its love of luxurious things, it's like an all-you-can-eat buffet meeting a food critic. So, try to keep your impulses in check, or you might find yourself in need of bigger pants and a bigger bank account.
So, in the cosmic sitcom that is Jupiter's transit through Taurus, sit back, enjoy the ride, and remember - in the grand scheme of things, we're all just stardust with a sense of humor!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 49' 13", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1363095048km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: Dream Big, But Don't Forget Your Tidy Whities!
Alright, stargazers, it's time for a cosmic reality check! Saturn, the grand poobah of discipline and order, is currently vacationing in Pisces, the zodiac's resident daydreamer. Imagine Mr. Spock and a hippie sharing a dorm room - yep, it's going to be that kind of party. If you're thinking about penning that novel or launching your homemade kale chip empire, now's the perfect time to look inward and channel those cosmic energies. Just remember to keep a notepad handy because Saturn and Pisces are about to throw a brainstorming session of celestial proportions.
However, don't expect this journey to be a cosmic walk in the park. Saturn might poke and prod at your dreams in a way that feels intrusive, like a cosmic parent rummaging through your messy bedroom. Imagine Saturn with a feather duster in one hand and a laundry basket in the other, inspecting your dreams for dust bunnies and missing socks. Instead of hanging a "Keep Out" sign on your imagination, embrace Saturn's constructive criticism. After all, even the most free-spirited of us could use a little cosmic tidying up.
Pisces, being the land of dreams and sleep, might leave us feeling restless during this transit. Insomnia might become your new unwanted bedfellow. To counteract these nocturnal nuisances, consider some classic hippie remedies: meditate, stroll through nature, breathe deeply, have a nap (and keep that dream journal nearby!). Heck, even go to bed early if you must! Trust me, every minute of shut-eye is worth its weight in stardust during this transit. So buckle up, dreamers and doers, because Saturn in Pisces is all about making your dreams come true - even if it means sorting through a cosmic laundry pile along the way.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 10' 36", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2805255833km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, stardust trailblazers! It's time to buckle up and prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride because Uranus has set up camp in Taurus. Now, you might think, "Oh, Taurus? That earthy, stubborn old bull who loves its creature comforts and predictable routine? This should be interesting." And you'd be right, because Uranus is essentially that mischievous friend who turns up uninvited, messes up your meticulously decorated living room and then gives you a space-age vacuum cleaner to clean it all up. Taurus is like your grandmother's carefully preserved porcelain doll collection: cherished, stable and very, very delicate. Uranus, on the flip side, is like an inter-galactic ping-pong ball bouncing around causing a hullabaloo. The result? A beautiful cosmic chaos that could leave us all with a slightly rearranged living room and a newfound appreciation for modern cleaning methods. Now, Taurus has a bit of a reputation as the Wall Street of the zodiac. It loves its money, its security, and its 24 karat gold piggy banks. But Uranus, being the rebel of the solar system, is all about those cutting-edge cryptocurrencies and disrupting traditional banking. Think of it as a seven year long episode of 'Shark Tank' where the sharks are replaced by aliens and everyone's pitching revolutionary financial solutions. Quite the plot twist, eh? On a more personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a visit from a financially savvy Marie Kondo. It's going to make us question our relationship with money and material possessions. "Does this 100th pair of shoes really spark joy?" "Do I need to subscribe to another streaming service or should I invest in asteroid stocks?" It's about decluttering our financial lives and finding freedom from the weight of debt, taxes and that pesky credit card interest. So, my fellow celestial beings, it's time to embrace the change, no matter how uncomfortable it might feel. Remember, just like a supernova, it's often the most challenging cosmic events that create the most beautiful outcomes. And who knows, by the end of this celestial shake-up, we might all be financially free, living in zero-gravity houses, paying for our martian coffees with interstellar credits!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 33' 53", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4340529661km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well now, ain't that a cosmic conundrum for your star-spangled senses! Neptune, that big ol' blue gas giant, has decided to park its celestial caboose in the constellation of Pisces. Now, reckon it's about 4.34 billion kilometers away - give or take a few hundred thousand. For those of you who don't speak "space," that's kinda like saying it's at the far end of the universe, waiting for you at the last bar before oblivion. And it's in retrograde too, which means it's dancing backwards. Sorta like my Uncle Jimbo after a few too many apple ciders. Now, don't go getting your spacesuits in a twist, there's some good news in this astral alignment. Neptune in Pisces is kinda like having your own personal fog machine in a rock concert. It’s loud, it’s smoky but man, does it make everything look cool. It lights up the path to unity like a neon sign outside a diner in the middle of nowhere, making you realize that fighting over the last piece of moon pie is just plain silly. This cosmic event is your interstellar invitation to look inward and figure out what you can contribute to the great cosmic potluck. You've all got something delicious to share - be it your grandmama's secret apple pie recipe or your knack for whittling miniature UFOs out of driftwood. Neptune in Pisces is your cosmic kick in the pants to explore your emotional intelligence, learn a new spiritual jig and maybe even set up a little shrine at home. You know, somewhere you can commune with the stars, or just hide out when your roommate's driving you six kinds of crazy. So cast off your earthly constraints and remember, folks; we're all just stardust swirling around in the cosmos together. Let's make the most of it while we can, because Neptune won't be doing the backstroke through Pisces forever.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 53' 54", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 5200844642km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: An Astrological Guide for the Perpetually Pessimistic
Oh goody, Pluto's in Capricorn. I do hope you're as thrilled about this cosmic alignment as I am. If you can't tell... that's sarcasm. Now, let's get this over with, shall we?
Firstly, let's talk about Pluto, our frosty little dwarf planet, which is either 5200785554.744546890km away or basically at the edge of the universe, depending on whether you believe in science or prefer to make things up as you go along. It's currently moving in prograde motion, which basically means it's going about its business as usual, with no funky retrogrades to deal with. Lucky Pluto.
Then there's Capricorn, the ambitious mountain goat of the zodiac, who'd probably climb Pluto if given half the chance. Their combined energies make for a heady cocktail of power, ambition, and a dash of ruthlessness. Expect this transit to be about as forgiving as a Sith Lord on a bad day.
During this time, your ability to empathize with others might take a nosedive faster than my enthusiasm for this planetary alignment. Both Pluto and Capricorn have all the subtlety of a freight train when it comes to getting results. So, yeah, tolerance for differing viewpoints might not be your strong suit right now.
On the bright side, Pluto’s not totally heartless. It does want us to ditch the self-sabotaging habits that are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. But remember, this involves some "constructive" destruction. It's a bit like tidying your room by setting it on fire — effective, sure, but perhaps a bit overkill. So, try to be mindful when wielding your cosmic flamethrower.
That's all from me. Now, if you could kindly leave me to my existential dread, I'd be most grateful. And yes, you're welcome for the "guidance."
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Mars
