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17 October, 2023
Solar activity was low. The largest X-ray event of the period was a C9.8 flare at 16/1606 UTC originating from the northeast limb. A CME was observed with a C7.5 flare from Region 3467 (N13E42, Axx/Alpha) at 16/1051 UTC. Initial CME model output shows a slight rise in density at the CMEs closest point of approach to Earth mid to late day on 19 Oct, with the bulk of the material passing behind and below Earths orbit. Additional modeling is underway to support these findings. The remaining 6 active regions with sunspots were either stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind was at background levels. Total field was less than 5 nT and Bz did not undergo significant deviations. Wind speeds trended lower through the day, settling to less than 350 km/s. The phi angle was negative.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 22 degrees, 50' 57", at a velocity of 12.87 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.4 days old. It is 386448.95 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 23 Lib 37' 20", and is 149117360km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 22 Sco 50' 57", and is 388887km away and approaching.Moon Is In Scorpio
Well, buckle up, star voyagers! Your moon's taken a scenic detour and gone all sneaky-like into Scorpio's turf. Now, don't start panicking because the Moon's GPS has had a hiccup - it's not like it's gone off to another galaxy...yet! Remember, we're talking about Scorpio here folks, the James Bond of the Zodiac world – mysterious, intense, maybe a little brooding. So, while the moon is hanging out in this astrological speakeasy, you might find yourself diving deep into the pool of your emotions, exploring the darker corners of your psyche and, brace yourselves, possibly feeling things. But hey, no need to send out an emotional distress signal just yet. This is a golden opportunity to understand yourself a bit better. You know, like when you finally get why you’re so obsessed with collecting Star Wars bobble-heads or why you always tear up at the end of “Back to the Future”. And hold onto your telescopes, because within 24 hours, our lunar buddy will be packing its bags again and heading over to Sagittarius - the zodiac's resident globe-trotter. That means while you might be spelunking in the deep caverns of your soul one minute, the next you'll be itching for an adventure faster than you can say "E=mc^2"! So, prepare yourself for this cosmic rollercoaster ride, and remember, even if we're basically stardust on a rock hurtling through space, it's all about the journey, man, not the destination. Well, unless that destination is a black hole. Those things are no joke.
Mercury
Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 21 Lib 31' 31", moving at 1.71 degrees per day, and is 210156987km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Alrighty, stargazers! Buckle up and fasten your space helmets because your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd is here to tell you that Mercury has taken a vacation in Libra. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does that mean for me?" Well, let me paint you a cosmic picture. Mercury, the chatty Cathy of the solar system, and Libra, the Miss Congeniality of the zodiac, are having a cosmic meet-up. It's like when Sheldon Cooper and Penny from The Big Bang Theory decide to play nice. It's... interesting. Now, this isn't just about your love life, although if you've been in a lover's spat, this is the perfect time to make peace, not war. This planetary combo is all about improving communication across the board, with anyone and everyone - family, friends, coworkers, your barista, that person who always takes your parking spot... You get the idea. When Mercury clocks in at Libra's office, diplomacy becomes the star of the show. Picture Spock in a peace summit. Objective, fair-minded, ready to see all sides, even if it means admitting that Star Wars might be better than Star Trek (blasphemy, I know). But remember, folks, during this cosmic rendezvous, there's a slight chance we might end up being a little too nice. It's like being stuck in Canada during an apology contest. Sure, it's polite, but real talk can sometimes take a backseat. So don’t be a wimpy Wookiee, speak your truth even if it stirs the pot. Remember, agreeing to disagree can be just as powerful as finding common ground. So, harness the energy of this cosmic event, put on your diplomatic pants, and boldly go where no one has gone before - towards open, respectful communication. And hey, if nothing else, you can always blame any communication faux pas on Mercury being in Libra. I won't tell if you don't.
Venus
Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 07 Vir 22' 45", moving at 0.94 degrees per day, and is 96286668km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Boba Fett here, your favorite bounty hunter turned astrologer. Now, don't get your lightsabers in a knot, but Venus is in Virgo, and it's making things more complicated than a game of Dejarik on the Millennium Falcon. When Venus decides to hang out with Virgo, it's like Yoda has hijacked the love department. Suddenly, you're looking at your relationships with Jedi-like scrutiny, questioning if that Wookie really deserves your affection or if you're just hanging on because you've got a shared fondness for hyperdrive mechanics. For those of you piloting two-seaters (read: in a relationship), this is the time to use the Force and figure out if you're getting what you need from your co-pilot. If you're a lone ranger in the galaxy of love, watch out for red flags that you'd usually miss, like a potential mate who doesn't know the difference between a Tauntaun and a Bantha. Now, I know, this all sounds as exciting as a protocol droid at a party, but bear with me. Venus in Virgo isn't all technical analysis and no fun. In fact, it can be quite passionate, just like a good blaster duel. Virgo being an Earth sign, it's about appreciating the finer things in life - good grub, intriguing art, the beauty of nature and yes, even some quality time in the sleeping quarters. But remember, we're under the influence of Virgo, the galaxy's most notorious perfectionist, so keep your expectations realistic. You're not likely to find a quick fling – unless they're a smuggler with a fast ship and a charming smile. So, buckle up, star travelers! Venus in Virgo might feel like navigating an asteroid field, but with some patience, open communication, and maybe a bit of luck, you'll come out the other side with your relationships stronger than a Mandalorian's armor. May the Force (and Venus in Virgo) be with you!
Mars
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 03 Sco 27' 10", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 381436654km away and receding.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Galactic Giggles: Mars in Scorpio
Alright, cosmic travellers, buckle up and hold onto your telescopes! Mars, our red and somewhat grumpy cosmic cousin, has decided to set up camp in Scorpio. And let me tell you, it's gone full "hermit in the woods" mode. Mars in Scorpio is a bit like that intense friend who insists on running a marathon at 4 a.m. It's all or nothing, baby!
With this celestial shift, you might find your motivation levels hitting new interstellar heights. But beware, this isn't the gentle persuasion of a warm cup of tea on a rainy day. No, it's more like a triple-shot espresso served with a side of determination. So, if you've been procrastinating on that DIY project or ignoring that pile of laundry that's starting to resemble the Leaning Tower of Pisa, now's the time to dive in.
But like a Klingon at a peace conference, Mars in Scorpio can get a bit...intense. It's got a penchant for the darker side of life -- think Darth Vader but with better humor. This might prompt some deep space exploration of your own psyche, giving you insights that could lead to some major self-transformation. Or just a weird dream about being chased by a giant marshmallow, either way.
Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room, or rather, the Red Planet in the zodiac. Mars in Scorpio might make you feel as fiery as the surface of the Sun. And trust me, no one wants to be the person throwing cosmic tantrums. This could lead to prolonged conflicts or relationships that are more twisted than the plot of a soap opera. The key is to use this energy constructively - like building a scale model of the Milky Way, or finally mastering that Klingon language course.
Mars in Scorpio feels a bit like spiritual boot camp, minus the early mornings and push-ups. It's about developing your personal power. So long as you rise above the pettiness of power struggles and revenge (which, let's be honest, is about as productive as a screen door on a spaceship), this is an opportunity to master these parts of yourself with courage, discipline, and willpower.
So, stargazers, remember: Mars in Scorpio is not for the faint of heart. But with a little
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 12 Tau 43' 55", moving backwards at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 601309029km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Hello, stargazers and star-glazers alike. It's your favorite intergalactic guide here, armed with the latest cosmic scoop. Prepare yourselves, because Jupiter, our resident big shot of wisdom and deep thought, has just RSVP'd to Taurus' party. Yes, you heard it right! Our celestial guru is hanging out with the most stubborn bull in the zodiac hideaway. Now, imagine Jupiter as that kind of eccentric, nerdy professor who always loses his spectacles on his forehead. On the other hand, Taurus is like a cross between a zen garden and a comfy recliner, perfect for those Netflix binges. So what happens when this quirky professor walks into Taurus' chill pad? A fascinating fusion of wisdom and comfort, my friends. This cosmic collaboration reminds us that the answers we seek are not playing hide and seek in some far-off nebula but are cozily snuggled within us. Spirituality isn't some exclusive club located at the edge of the universe; it's more like that forgotten Wi-Fi password written on a sticky note under your coffee cup. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to remember that password and reconnect with our inner Google search engine. Hold onto your telescopes, folks, because this celestial alignment is a golden ticket to manifesting dreams and achieving long-term goals. Jupiter, with its go-big-or-go-home attitude and Taurus, with its slow-and-steady-wins-the-race mantra, is like having your very own life coach duo. They'll help you break down your dreams into achievable tasks and cheer you on as you check them off, one by one. Jupiter in Taurus is like winning the cosmic lottery. Think of Jupiter as your lucky charm and Taurus as your piggy bank. This transit could possibly lead you to stumble upon buried treasure or finally crack that Bitcoin algorithm. Now would be an excellent time to play around with your finances, invest in that start-up, or maybe just buy a lottery ticket. But let's not forget, Taurus is the zodiac's very own hedonist, and Jupiter's arrival might just escalate this trait. When the planet of expansion meets the sign that can't say "no" to an extra slice of cake, we may find ourselves wrestling with our desires. Remember, patience is a virtue, especially when faced with the temptation to impulse-buy that life-size replica of the Starship Enterprise. So, in conclusion, as Jupiter takes a leisurely stroll through Taurus'
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 47' 21", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1365056932km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Great Balls of Gas in the Water Sign!
Alright, folks, pull up your socks or tie-dye sarongs because Saturn, our celestial life coach, has just swum into Piscean waters. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What's this serious, ringed, gas giant doing in the emotional deep end?" Well, it's time to dive into your dreams and turn them into reality, that’s what.
This is less about crafting macramé dream catchers and more about churning out business plans. You know, that coffee shop idea you've been brewing in your head or that novel that's been residing in your cerebral attic? It's time for a spring-clean. Don't be surprised if Saturn comes knocking with a cosmic clipboard, ready to help you strategize. Just don't slam the door on its big gaseous face, okay?
As Saturn paddles through Pisces, it might cause a bit of a splash. One minute you're chilling on your inflatable unicorn, the next, you're grappling with existential questions about your deepest desires. But hey, no one said cosmic growth was going to be a pool party!
On the flip side, as Saturn goes skinny-dipping in the realm of dreams, you may experience some sleep disturbances. As much as we love staying up late watching "Ancient Aliens," this might be the perfect time to embrace early nights and meditation. And while you're at it, keep a dream journal by your bed. You never know when Saturn might drop a pearl of wisdom in your subconscious sea.
So, prepare your snorkel gear and dive into these astral waters with a sense of adventure. Remember to respect the waves and currents and don't forget to have fun. After all, who knew Saturn could make such a splash!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 08' 31", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2804031262km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Star Trekkin' with Uranus in Taurus
Alright, my celestial voyagers, let's get our astrological Spock on because Uranus, the cosmic wild child, has crashed the Taurus tea party! Did I mention, it's also in retrograde? That's like a space-time conundrum wrapped in a Vulcan mind-meld, if you ask me.
Now, Taurus is as steady as a starship cruising at warp speed 1. It likes to keep its photon torpedoes in the same place, thank you very much! But Uranus? It's about as predictable as Tribbles at a Klingon convention. We're talking big, sudden changes that make Taurus feel like it's on a roller coaster in zero gravity. So buckle up, because resistance is futile!
Being the cosmic banker of the zodiac, Taurus knows a thing or two about money. But with Uranus in town, we're not just talking about changing the coins in your pocket. We could see revolutionary shifts in how we handle galactic credits, from brand-new forms of currency that make Bitcoin seem as outdated as a Starfleet uniform from the '60s, to dramatic shake-ups in the interstellar stock market. So hold onto your latinum, folks!
On a more personal level, this cosmic event is all about breaking free from the financial tractor beams holding us back. Debts? Taxes? Credit card interest? Rent? It's like being stuck in a perpetual Pon Farr without the fun part. But remember, comrades, Uranus didn't come to our quadrant of the galaxy to wreak havoc. It's here to liberate us from the shackles of materialism, like a 24th century Robin Hood!
So whether we like it or not, it's time to embrace the chaos and let Uranus work its magic. After all, a wise man once said, "Change is the essential process of all existence." That man was Spock. And who are we to argue with him?
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 32' 28", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4341751882km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hello there, space cadets! Buckle up because we're about to take a cosmic trip to the deep, dreamy waters of Neptune in Pisces. Let's imagine our solar system is a giant pinball machine and Neptune - that big, blue gas giant - has just pinged into the realm of Pisces. And believe me, that's a long way to go. We're talking around 4.3 billion kilometers, which is about the same distance as taking a road trip from your house to the nearest Starbucks... if you lived on Mars! Now, Neptune is currently doing the moonwalk (or should we call it the Neptune-walk?), as it's in retrograde. So, what does this mean for us Earthlings? Well, it's kind of like when you're watching a cat video on YouTube, and your internet connection slows down, making the video buffer. It's frustrating, sure, but it also gives you a moment to pause, reflect, and maybe realize that you should probably be doing something more productive with your time. With Neptune in Pisces, we're getting a double dose of spiritual insight and emotional depth, like wearing 3D glasses at an IMAX theater showing a documentary about feelings. Suddenly, all the pettiness of life seems about as significant as a single crumb on a seven-tier wedding cake. The importance of unity shines brighter than the LED screen on a teenager's gaming rig. It's time to examine your contributions to society. Think of it like being part of a nerd squad where everyone has a unique superpower. Maybe you're great at explaining quantum physics, or perhaps you can make killer avocado toast. Whatever it is, now is the time to share your skills and help to level up humanity. Consider this the perfect opportunity to dive into that spiritual book you've been eyeing, or maybe create a sacred corner in your house dedicated to your Star Wars action figures. Neptune in Pisces is nudging us to explore our emotional intelligence and the ways we can use it to make the world a better place. So remember, space cadets, Neptune might be billions of kilometers away, but its influence is as close as your heartbeat. Let's harness this energy, and together, we'll take one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - with a sprinkle of stardust for good measure!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 54' 04", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 5203506844km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Well, howdy, cosmic cowboys and cowgirls! Now, don't y'all start hollerin', but Pluto's hitched a ride with Capricorn again. Yep, that far-flung ice-ball is 5203447645.895317078km away (and yes, I counted every single one of 'em), and currently doing the cosmic hokey-pokey in prograde. Now, Pluto and Capricorn in cahoots is like a pair of intergalactic business tycoons, all suited up and ready for success. They're as focused as a Vulcan at a chess championship, so don't expect any touchy-feely stuff here. You might find your tolerance for other people's ideas shrinking faster than a black hole. Remember, not everything that glitters is dilithium, so be open to other perspectives. Pluto, bless its icy heart, wants us to ditch our bad habits like outdated floppy disks. But, just like cleaning out your attic, it's gonna involve some messy demolition work. So, while you're on this mission of galactic spring cleaning, remember to think before you photon torpedo any part of your life. Life ain't always about warp speed, sometimes we gotta coast in impulse power. So sit back, grab a cup of Earl Grey (hot!), and embrace your inner Captain Picard. It's time to boldly go where no one has gone before - into the new you!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Mars
