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21 October, 2023
Solar activity was low. New Region 3469 (N27W37, Dro/beta) was numbered and, in addition to the remaining three active regions on the disk, was stable and quiescent throughout the period. The majority of C-class flare activity observed this period originated from a source beyond the NW limb. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is active, reinforcing retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind environment was weakly enhanced this period, possibly in response to a CME glancing blow. Total IMF strength reached a peak of 10 nT while the Bz component was sustained southward at -6/-8 nT after 20/1730 UTC. Solar wind speeds ranged between 325-375 km/s. The phi angle was positive.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 16 degrees, 11' 43", at a velocity of 13.82 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. It is 368986.51 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 27 Lib 35' 43", and is 148945976km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 16 Cap 11' 43", and is 375255km away and approaching.Moon Is In Capricorn
Well buckle up, space cowboys and intergalactic gals, we're about to go on a cosmic journey! The Moon, our trusty lunar nightlight, has made its celestial pit-stop in Capricorn. It's currently hanging out approximately 375,437.378637250 km away from us - close enough to wave a hanky at, but far enough to avoid any awkward small talk. Now, with the Moon in Capricorn, you might feel like you’re donning Flash Gordon's spacesuit yourself, ready to conquer the universe, one planet at a time! Yes, even Mars! You hear that, Elon Musk? You're not the only one with galactic ambitions. With the Moon in the realm of the Sea Goat (which, by the way, is more of an amphibious mountain goat-fish hybrid than your average barnyard resident), you're likely to feel a surge of discipline. That's right, my friends, it's time to embrace your inner Sheldon Cooper. You'll be organizing your comic book collection, color-coding your sock drawer and maybe even finally mastering that 'pivot table' thingy in Excel. But remember, horoscope buddies, Capricorn is ruled by Saturn - a big ol' gas giant that doesn't mess around. So, while you're feeling as ambitious as a Sci-Fi hero, try not to take life too seriously. Not everything is a do-or-die mission to save Earth from Ming the Merciless. Instead, channel this energy into constructive tasks. Maybe invent a new algorithm, solve a Rubik's cube (without peeling off the stickers), or simply challenge yourself to a Star Trek marathon. Remember, the cosmos is vast, mysterious and filled with infinite possibilities... just like your Netflix watch list. So go forth, live long and prosper, and may the Moon-in-Capricorn-force be with you!Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 28 Lib 17' 57", moving at 1.67 degrees per day, and is 213179892km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Well hello there, cosmos explorers! Strap on your space boots and adjust your spectacles because we've got Mercury in Libra! Yes, you heard it right. Our speedy little friend Mercury has parked itself in the land of Libra, over 213,151,853 kilometers away. That's approximately the same distance as 5,286,796 marathons lined up one after another, or roughly the number of unread emails in your inbox, am I right? Now, Mercury in Libra isn't just about racking up frequent flyer miles. It's about our communication with others. We're talking love relationships, family, friends, coworkers, and that barista who always forgets your soy milk. Been having any fights? Nursing a grudge older than your sourdough starter? Well, it's time to kiss and make up, friends. You see, Libra is represented by the Scales of Justice. So, when Mercury is in Libra, diplomacy becomes our main squeeze. It's like we're suddenly all contestants on "Space Diplomats: Galactic Edition". We'll be trying to approach every situation in a fair-minded and balanced way, like a tightrope walker balancing a laptop while trying to schedule a Zoom meeting. But beware, my starry-eyed friends! This cosmic alignment also comes with a danger - the peril of being too nice. Yes, you heard it right, too. nice. You might find yourself sugar-coating things or holding back information just to keep the peace. It's like trying to convince an alien that those aren't cat hairs on your spaceship seat, they're... um... stardust fibers! Remember, kindness can sometimes become a barrier to real communication. So, whether you're debating the merits of Star Trek versus Star Wars, or just trying to express an opposing belief with respect and openness, remember this: there are many ways to connect, and agreement is just one of them. Now go forth, intrepid space travelers, and may the stars guide your way!Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 11 Vir 12' 33", moving at 0.97 degrees per day, and is 100793892km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Alright, star gazer, here's the skinny: Venus is pulling up a chair in Virgo's backyard and things are about to get real. And by real, I mean like a reality TV show where everyone is suddenly obsessed with quality control. You remember that TV show, right? "Who Wants To Marry a Perfectionist?" Yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, with Venus in Virgo, you might find yourself channeling that one friend who insists on using coasters even at dive bars. You know the type. They're the ones who iron their jeans, organize their spice rack alphabetically, and need their love life to resemble a well-rehearsed symphony. For those of you in relationships, consider this a cosmic intervention. Time to step back, put on your lab goggles, and conduct a thorough relationship analysis. Are you getting your money's worth? Is your partner pulling their weight or just pulling your leg? If you're single, don't fret. This transit is like having your own personal red flag detector, spotting potential love disasters from a mile away. In fact, you might swap swiping right for reading a good book or, heaven forbid, actually doing some work. The downside, of course, is that you might come off as a bit of a nitpicker. Remember, constructive criticism is the name of the game, not "let's see how many faults I can find in my partner before breakfast." But hey, a little fine-tuning never hurt anyone. Your relationship could end up more polished than Sheldon Cooper's rock collection. And while all this relationship auditing might not sound like the stuff of a steamy romance novel, Venus in Virgo isn't all spreadsheets and checklists. Virgo is an Earth sign, after all, and Earth signs know how to appreciate the finer things in life - good food, fine art, and a healthy dose of nature. So yes, even under Virgo's watchful eye, Venus can still be passionate. Just don't expect any whirlwind romances or spontaneous Vegas weddings. Venus in Virgo is more about a slow-burn romance that might require a bit of patience and a lot of appreciation for the details. So hold onto your telescopes, space cadets. It's going to be one heck of a cosmic ride.Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 06 Sco 10' 44", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 381408557km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Great Scott! Mars is in Scorpio, which is a cosmic event that's more intense than a flux capacitor running at 1.21 gigawatts! Now, brace yourselves, my interstellar travelers, because Mars in Scorpio is akin to Doc Brown driving the DeLorean at 88mph - there's no room for compromise or slowing down. It's like we've been handed the keys to our own personal time machine, and we're in charge of where we're heading, be it the Wild West or the far future. Our willpower during this time will hit its all-time high. We're talking higher than my hair in the 80s, folks! We're not afraid to delve into the shadowy realms of our psyche, exploring the mysterious corners and hidden alleyways of our minds. It's the perfect time for some psychological spring cleaning. Who knows? You might find some old emotional baggage that’s ready for a transformational yard sale. But beware, my celestial comrades! This astrological alignment could also rev up our tempers, making us as fiery as a malfunctioning Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor. Our aggressive energy might be bubbling under the surface like a soda left in the DeLorean's cup holder - ready to explode. So, choose your battles wisely. This is not a time to play Biff Tannen, using anger to bulldoze through problems. Instead, let's get creative! Use this Martian energy to fuel projects that channel your passion positively. Build a hoverboard, invent a mind-reading helmet - the sky's the limit! In essence, Mars in Scorpio is like a cosmic boot camp for the soul. It's our chance to rise above the shadows, overcome our internal Griff Tannens, and harness our power. Remember, it's your actions that define your future, not your past. As I always say, "Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one!"Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 12 Tau 13' 58", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 598842067km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings and salutations, my celestial voyagers! Welcome to another thrilling episode of "What the Heck is Happening in the Cosmos?!" Today's cosmic subject: Jupiter is currently making a pit-stop in Taurus. Yes, you heard it right, folks! Our big boy Jupiter, the Santa Claus of the solar system (always jolly and spreading joy), decided to drop by Taurus, the zodiac's equivalent of that chill friend who always has snacks and never rushes you. Now, when these two get together, it's like a cosmic Netflix and chill session. They remind us that the answers we seek aren't hidden in some distant galaxy or buried deep within an alien civilization's ancient texts. No, siree! They're chilling out right inside us, sipping cosmic lattes, and waiting for us to join them. This transit is like an intergalactic wakeup call, reminding us to take a step back from our daily grind and tap into our inner Yoda. Jupiter in Taurus is like an energizer bunny crossed with a financial advisor. It will have us scribbling to-do lists, checking off tasks like we're playing cosmic bingo, and encouraging us to trust the process, no matter how slow and steady it may be. If you're gunning for a dream or long-term goal, now's the time to put on your space suit and blast off! Also, here's an exciting tidbit: life can be a cosmic jackpot when Jupiter is in Taurus. Jupiter, the planet of good luck (and let’s not forget, enormous gas), meets Taurus, the sign of wealth and money. It's like finding a winning lottery ticket in your old pair of jeans. But, beware! Taurus is a bit of a cosmic hedonist, and Jupiter is not known for its restraint. We may find ourselves confusing wants as needs. So, resist the urge to impulsively buy that rocket ship you've been eyeing. Patience, young padawan! So, instead of fretting over Jupiter being a whopping 598862285.011060119km away (give or take a few meters), let's focus on the wisdom it brings, right to our doorsteps. Or, in scientific terms, it's not the distance, it's the displacement that matters. Stay curious, stay patient, and keep looking up!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 40' 54", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1373165720km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: The Galactic Space Opera Continues!
Prepare for some serious celestial shenanigans, because Saturn's currently doing the backstroke in the Piscean pool and he's about 1373093615.153887987km away, give or take a parsec. Yes, you heard it right, the Grandmaster of Rules has gone all bohemian and is hanging out in the galaxy's most artistic hangout. So, whether your dream is to write the next 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy', or you're planning to start your own Wookie-themed cafe, now's the time to get those gears moving!
But remember, Saturn in Pisces isn't exactly a stroll through Ewok Village. It's more like being interrogated by a droid who’s had one too many oil baths. You know, that awkward moment when C-3PO walks in on your Death Star demolition plans with a feather duster in hand. So, be prepared for some cosmic cleaning and decluttering. After all, Saturn won't let a "No Trespassing" sign stop him, especially if it's written in Wookie.
Now, as we venture into this Piscean realm, where dreams are more like the Cantina Band's latest hit and sleep is as elusive as a Jedi mind trick, you might find yourself feeling a bit... uneasy. But hey, that's why we have meditation, forest walks, deep breathing exercises, and naps (with a dream journal on standby, of course). Aim for a full cycle of sleep, even if it means hitting the hay earlier than a Bantha at bedtime. After all, you wouldn’t want to miss any of the cosmic wisdom being served up during this transit.
So, buckle up, space cadets! Saturn in Pisces is the kind of interstellar adventure that can guide us to uncharted territories within ourselves. Just remember to keep your lightsabers handy and your sense of humor intact. The Force, and Saturn, are with you!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 59' 55", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2799540268km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, hello there, celestial fans! Put on your funkiest socks and grab your calculators because we're about to dive headlong into the cosmic whirlpool. Uranus, that big blue gas giant, is currently parked in Taurus, a star sign known for loving stability as much as Sheldon Cooper loves his spot on the couch. And if you know anything about Uranus (besides those childish giggles whenever someone mentions its name), you'd know it loves shaking things up more than a hipster loves avocado toast. Now, what does this mean for you? Well, imagine a calm cow grazing peacefully in a field, and suddenly a UFO lands right next to it. That's pretty much our situation here. Taurus would rather chew its cud in peace, but Uranus is blasting alien techno music and demanding a dance-off. In short, get ready for some big changes, my friends! And don't think you can just hide under your blanket fort and wait this one out. Oh no, Uranus is like that annoying gym teacher in high school that wouldn't let you sit out dodgeball. You WILL participate in these changes, whether you like it or not. And who knows, you might just discover you're actually pretty good at dodgeball... I mean, embracing change. Money, that necessary evil, is Taurus' home turf. So while Uranus plays DJ in this star sign, expect some radical remixes to our financial systems. Forget Bitcoin, we might see the rise of Starcoin, Moonbucks or even Uranus Unobtainium! Banks might turn into blockchain hubs, and the stock market could flip like a pancake on a Sunday morning. On a personal level, it's time to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. Are you chained to your credit card debt like a Sci-Fi fan to a Star Trek marathon? Do you cling onto your possessions like Gollum to his precious? Well, Uranus in Taurus is here to give you a cosmic kick in the pants and help you break free of those shackles. Resisting change is like trying to stop the Earth from spinning - futile and likely to make you dizzy. So embrace the chaos, my friends, because as they say, change is the only constant. Except for the speed of light. And Pi. And... well, you get the idea. Happy stargazing!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 26' 58", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4347037516km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, star gazers and earthly wanderers! Today, we're going to warp dive into the cosmic currents as Neptune, our celestial illusionist, pirouettes in retrograde through the deep, spiritual waters of Pisces. Hold on to your tricorders! You see, the universe is a lot like a Starfleet commissary. You've got all sorts of energies floating around like those unpredictable tribbles, each adding a unique flavor to the cosmic gumbo. Now, Neptune in Pisces? It's like adding a dash of Romulan ale – it blurs the usual lines, makes distinctions fuzzy, and helps us see that we're all just beings under the same starry sky. In this alien landscape, emotions take the captain's chair. Logic? Yeah, it’s there, but it’s more like a first officer – supportive, useful, but not calling the shots. So, Vulcan friends, you might find the emotional high tide a bit...uncomfortable. But remember, even Mr. Spock had his moments of passion. Now, this is the perfect time for you to tap into your inner Betazoid, exploring your emotional intelligence and the unique gifts you bring to the Federation of Life. Maybe you've been thinking about learning Klingon yoga or building a shrine to the Prophets in your quarters. Go for it! The cosmic vibes are all about embracing the spiritual, connecting with the sacred, and sharing it with your crew. So, put on your Starfleet issue Birkenstocks, grab your phaser (set to stun, of course), and boldly go where you haven't gone before, emotionally and spiritually speaking. Remember, as Captain Sisko would say, 'It's easy to be a saint in paradise'. But it's out here, amidst the cosmic chaos, that we truly learn and grow. Neptune in Pisces is your away mission to the heart of the universe. Embrace the journey and, as always, live long and prosper!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 55' 03", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5214179523km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Ahoy, star voyagers! As Captain Jean-Luc Picard might say, "Tea, Earl Grey, hot," but today we're serving a cosmic brew of planetary alignments. So, grab your telescope, your favorite Starfleet uniform, and prepare to engage with the cosmos. Make it so, Pluto is in Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't Pluto a wee bit far away?" Absolutely, at a whopping 5214120183.325998306km, it's no walk in the park, or even a mild warp drive away. But remember, distance in space is like the amount of time between Star Trek reboots - it's all relative! Fascinatingly, Pluto is currently in prograde motion. For those of you who forgot to attend Starfleet Academy, that means it's moving in the same direction as the rest of us. It's not going rogue like a Ferengi trader on a bad latinum streak. Now, as for Pluto being in Capricorn, imagine Q has clicked his fingers and transformed you into a highly driven, success-oriented entity. In fact, it's as if he's combined the ambitious nature of a young ensign aiming for their first captaincy with the unyielding focus of a Vulcan during a chess match. However, like a Borg cube looming on the horizon, there's potential peril in this alignment. Your tolerance for differing viewpoints may be as absent as Captain Kirk's shirt in a fight scene. This transit demands results, and it doesn't care if you have to act like a Romulan to get them! Pluto, that misunderstood little rock at the edge of our solar system, is asking us to jettison our negative patterns like faulty warp coils. Sounds good, right? But remember, in the words of Mr. Spock, "Change is the essential process of all existence." This transformation involves some constructive destruction. So, be as deliberate as Data playing poker when deciding what to destroy in order to create. In conclusion, don't let the intensity of Pluto in Capricorn transform you into a grumpy Cardassian. Instead, use this time to boldly go towards your goals, engage with your ambitions, and remember to keep your phasers set to 'fun'!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.