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23 October, 2023
Solar activity was at very low levels with no C-class or higher flares. Region 3471 (S22E19, Axx/alpha) was numbered this period. The three other numbered regions were simple magnetically and stable. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind environment continued to be influenced by weak transient effects. Total field strength peaked at 9 nT and the Bz deviated south, on occasion, reaching a maximum southward deviation of -9 nT. Wind speeds held steady around 300-350 km/s. The phi angle was variable.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aquarius, at 14 degrees, 18' 11", at a velocity of 14.27 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.6 days old. It is 364132.25 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
The Sun is at 29 Lib 35' 05", and is 148860922km away and approaching.The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 14 Aqu 18' 11", and is 369166km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Aquarius
Greetings stargazers and cosmic voyagers! Oh, what a celestial treat we have coming up for you. I hope you’ve got your space helmets strapped on, because if you look up in the heavens, the moon's taken a detour into Aquarius. And no, it doesn't mean our beloved lunar neighbor has picked up a new zodiac sign like you would a quirky thrift shop find. Now, if you were to ask me how far the moon is, I’d tell you it’s approximately 369,311.616133488 kilometers away. Yeah, I know, it's not exactly next door. It's more like that distant cousin you only see at family reunions, but still feel oddly connected to. But hey, it's close enough to send a postcard or two, maybe even a cheesy "Wish You Were Here" with a picture of some cheese (because we all know the moon is made of cheese, right?). With the moon in the water bearer's territory, prepare for an emotional high tide of innovation, independence, and maybe a touch of rebellion. You might find yourself wanting to start a compost bin, join a protest, or invent the next big thing since sliced bread - even though we all know toast is where it’s at. So, strap on your rocket boots, dust off your telescope, and get ready to ride this lunar wave. Just remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just tiny specks on a floating rock in space. But hey, even specks can make a splash. So, go out there and make your splash count! And if anyone asks, tell them your funny, hippie astrologer friend said it was okay.Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury is prograde at 01 Sco 37' 27", moving at 1.65 degrees per day, and is 214066704km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Scorpio
"Well, well, well. What do we have here? Mercury in Scorpio, huh? If this were a Sci-Fi movie, I'd say we're about to encounter some serious dark matter, folks! Imagine being at a party where everyone's wearing night-vision goggles. You can't hide, but you also see things you probably wish you hadn't. Welcome to the Mercury-in-Scorpio bash! Now, don't be fooled by the seemingly ominous tone of this celestial shindig. While it might turn our minds into miniature Sherlock Holmes, questioning everything and everyone, it's not all doom and gloom. No, we're not training to be the next Terminator, but we are arming ourselves with the tools to delve deeper into the mysteries of life. This is the time when your mind might start acting like an over-caffeinated detective, suspicious of every little detail. But remember, my star-gazing friends, not everything that glitters is alien technology. In other words, don't let the paranoia of Mercury in Scorpio lead you on a wild goose chase for hidden agendas. Sometimes, a pizza is just a deliciously cheesy pizza, not a coded message from the cosmos. But hey, don't get me wrong. This period isn't all about playing cosmic Cluedo. It's also about connecting on a deeper level with those around us. Yes, it's like suddenly having WiFi in the middle of a deserted island. We're talking about discussing things that are typically considered taboo, like your love for Star Wars prequels or your secret habit of turning every sentence into a song. Just keep the Terminator’s motto in mind: "I'll be back." Because guess what? Mercury in Scorpio will be back, too. So, use this time wisely. Ask questions, seek answers, and explore the hidden depths of your mind. Just remember to come back to the surface for some air every now and then, alright?"Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 13 Vir 10' 25", moving at 0.99 degrees per day, and is 103050118km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
"Good evening, Earthlings! I hope you're all keeping your chakras aligned and your Wi-Fi signals strong. Let’s chat about Venus in Virgo, shall we? Now, remember that time when you were binge-watching your favorite sci-fi series, and you suddenly realized that the pizza you ordered was lacking that extra cheese you so passionately asked for? That's what Venus in Virgo feels like. It’s like the universe is saying, “Hey buddy, maybe don't settle for subpar pizza… or relationships.” So, if you're in a relationship, Venus in Virgo is like your cosmic relationship auditor, making sure you're getting a return on your emotional investment. If you're single, it's like having a built-in spam filter, helping you spot those red flags you usually miss when your heart-shaped glasses are on. Now, I know what you're thinking: "This sounds as sexy as wearing socks with sandals." But trust me, Venus in Virgo can be passionate. It's like being a nerdy Vulcan from Star Trek – all about logic and precision, but capable of a mind-meld that will blow your socks off (and hopefully, those sandals too). However, it’s also a time to channel your inner Sheldon Cooper, embracing your ability to nitpick, but in a good way. Use that scrutiny to have constructive dialogue instead of turning into a criticizing cyborg. Remember, it's not about finding faults, it's about fine-tuning your relationship. In conclusion, there's nothing wrong with a little discernment. Venus in Virgo is here to make sure you're not settling for less, either in love or in pizza. So, keep your standards high, your hearts open, and may the Venusian force be with you! And remember, no matter how far away Venus is (102996835.295537427km to be exact), its effects are closer than they appear!"Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 07 Sco 32' 48", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 381347090km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Alright star gazers, buckle up because Mars has just checked into the Cosmic Love Shack, otherwise known as Scorpio. Yes, you heard it right! Now, I don't want to alarm anyone but Mars in Scorpio is like Elvis on Redbull, you never know what he'll pull out of his jumpsuit next. This interstellar tango between Mars and Scorpio has the potential to make us feel like we've won the cosmic lottery. It's like getting that extra shot of espresso in your morning latte, only this one's not going to give you the jitters. Mars isn't here for a casual visit. No siree! He's taken up residence in Scorpio and isn't interested in what anyone thinks about his new address. This is Mars going through his rebellious teenager phase, and let's be real, who didn't love that? With Mars in Scorpio, we're all going to be feeling a little bit more like Bruce Banner trying to keep the Hulk at bay. This is not the time to provoke anyone or, heaven forbid, cut anyone off in traffic. Trust me, you do not want to deal with an angry Scorpio-infused Martian road-rager. But fear not, my cosmic comrades, it's not all doom and gloom. This transit is also a fantastic time for some deep, introspective soul-searching. Think of it like a free therapy session with the Universe. Only instead of lying on a couch talking about your mother, you're looking up at the stars contemplating your existence. Remember, though, to choose your battles wisely. Mars in Scorpio might make you feel invincible, but even Superman had his kryptonite. So, pick the walls you want to knock down carefully, you don't want to bring down the whole house. Think of this period as a spiritual boot camp. It's going to be tough, you're going to get metaphorical mud in places you didn't think mud could go, but it will be worth it. Rise above the pettiness, the power struggles and the bitterness, and you'll come out the other side with a shiny new badge of courage, discipline, and willpower. So, as we embark on this journey with Mars in Scorpio, remember to keep a sense of humor, wear your seatbelt, and for goodness sake, don't cut anyone off in traffic! May the force of Mars be with you!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 11 Tau 58' 30", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 597874370km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Oh, Jolly Jupiter! Now in Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of a slow-cooked, delicious stew, simmering away in the celestial crockpot. That's right, my star-gazing friends, Jupiter, the big guy in our solar system, is taking a leisurely cruise through the realm of Taurus, the most comfortably upholstered of all the star signs. When Jupiter, that jolly giant of wisdom and expansive thinking, cosies up with Taurus, the astrological armchair philosopher, it's kind of like a cosmic Netflix binge. You just want to kick back, dig deep into the cosmic popcorn, and soak up all that stellar wisdom on offer. Jupiter in Taurus is like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, you’ve got all the wisdom, now just slow down, sit on this plush, celestial couch and start crafting your dream into something tangible." It’s like having your own cosmic DIY project. You're given the energy to make lists, plan, and start ticking off those goals one by one - kind of like assembling an IKEA furniture but with less swearing and more success. Jupiter being the cosmic Santa Claus he is, brings good luck and fortune, while Taurus, being the zodiac's resident coin collector, is all about wealth and money. So, if you've been waiting for the perfect time to dip your toes into the sea of financial prosperity, this could be your moment! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility (not to quote Uncle Ben or anything). Taurus, the epicurean delight of the zodiac, has an appetite for the finer things in life and rarely tells itself "no". Kind of like when you convince yourself that the family-sized bag of chips is meant for one. So, while the planet of expansion is canoodling with the sign known for its indulgences, it's probably a good idea to keep a check on those 'treat yo self' moments. So, my celestial comrades, as Jupiter takes its scenic route through Taurus, remember to take some time to tap into that innate wisdom, be practical in your pursuits, and maybe, just maybe, you might want to reconsider that third slice of cosmic cake. Keep it groovy!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 38' 15", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1377366710km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Ladies, gentlemen, and celestial beings of all kinds, gather 'round because the star of the show, Saturn, is taking a dip in the cosmic pond of Pisces! We're talking about a planetary lounge lizard chillaxing in the dreamy depths of Neptune's favorite sign. Now, if you're thinking "Great, another retrograde to mess with my Netflix binge," hold your space-horses! Saturn in Pisces is like your favorite nerdy professor holding office hours in a Bohemian coffee shop. It's the perfect time to dust off those daydreams about conquering the world with your vegan cupcake recipe or becoming the next J.K. Rowling with your epic trilogy about wizard-dinosaur hybrids. No dream is too outlandish for this cosmic combo, so strap on your imagination helmet and let's get brainstorming! But let's not sugar-coat this cosmic croissant. Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbows and unicorns. It's more like rainbows with a side order of constructive criticism. Saturn, being the nosy cosmic dad he is, might poke his ringed nose into your most treasured daydreams. Don't fret, though! All the 'Keep Out' signs in our cosmic bedrooms won't stop this taskmaster from barging in. But trust me, his advice is like stargazer soup; it's nourishing, warming, and more helpful than you'd care to admit. And here's a little heads-up: with all this extra focus on the dream department, the Sandman might be working overtime. You could feel restless, have weird dreams about aliens playing bingo, or struggle to sleep. This is the perfect time to embrace your inner Zen master. Meditate, take a moonlit walk, or just take a power nap (but keep that dream journal handy!). Remember folks, when Saturn is doing the backstroke in Pisces, it's not just about dreaming the dream, it's about planning the path to get there. So don your lab coat, grab your notepad, and get ready to turn those daydreams into reality!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 55' 29", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2797544420km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, folks. Gather round because it's time to talk about Uranus... in Taurus! Now before you snicker at the back there, remember that I'm talking about the planet and not your... well, you get the idea. So, Uranus, that rebellious teenager of the solar system, has decided to have a sleepover in the house of Taurus - the celestial equivalent of your grandma's comfy, old-fashioned living room. You can imagine the kind of chaos that's going to kick off, right? It's like trying to teach grandma how to use TikTok! Now, Taurus is all about stability and tradition. They’re the sort who'd still use a rotary dial phone if they could. But Uranus? He's the guy who invented smartphones, virtual reality and probably has a hoverboard tucked away somewhere. He's all about shaking things up, and he doesn't care if Taurus wants to stick to their knitting and cup of warm milk routine. And here's the kicker - Taurus rules money and material possessions. So, imagine grandma’s reaction when Uranus decides to replace all her precious antique coins with Bitcoin. That's right, we're in for some revolutionary changes in how we handle our moolah. Banks might start looking like spaceship control rooms, and who knows, we might even start trading in intergalactic credits. On a personal level, this is a fantastic opportunity to Marie Kondo your finances. You know, that whole 'does it spark joy?' thing, but with your credit card bills and mortgage payments. Uranus is all about liberation, so it's time to say "thank you for your service" to that debt and show it the door. Resistance is futile, my friends. The changes are coming, and they're as unstoppable as a Dalek invasion. But hey, don’t panic! Embrace these changes and you may find yourself teleported to a much better place, financially and materially speaking. So, buckle up, buttercups! Uranus in Taurus is going to be a wild ride. And remember, in the wise words of The Doctor: "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one."Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 24' 20", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4349912044km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, intergalactic voyagers and earthlings! Put on your space goggles and align your antennas, because we're about to dive deep into the cosmic abyss! Have you noticed anything fishy going on in your life? Well, that's probably because Neptune has parked its big blue self in the constellation of Pisces. And let me tell you, that's one heck of a double whammy! Neptune in Pisces is like your mom's best friend's second cousin's dog's babysitter's roommate's sister's yoga teacher trying to explain quantum physics while simultaneously performing a mime act. It's confusing, it's messy, but boy, is it enlightening! This celestial alignment makes us all blurry-eyed with emotion, like watching the end of "E.T." for the tenth time. You'll suddenly realize that arguing over who ate the last slice of vegan, gluten-free pizza or whether Star Wars is better than Star Trek (the correct answer is Firefly, by the way) is utterly pointless. The need to hold hands, sing "Kumbaya," and unite as a cosmic family will shine brighter than a supernova. This is the universe telling us that it's high time to explore our inner Mr. Spocks and harness our emotional intelligence. It's the perfect time to learn Reiki, become a Jedi, or build a shrine to your favorite Doctor Who incarnation. But remember, folks, this isn't just about personal enlightenment. It's like getting a high score in Pac-Man; you've got to share it with the world! So, don your tie-dye shirts and take a ride on this cosmic wave. With Neptune in Pisces, we're all surfing together. Just remember, no man (or woman, or alien, or sentient being) is an island. We're all in this big, beautiful universe together. Now, go out there and spread some love, you beautiful stardust beings!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 55' 43", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5219519033km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, cosmic wanderers! Now, I know you must be thinking, "Pluto in Capricorn? That sounds like a funky new indie band!" But alas, my dear stargazers, it's not a catchy tune but an astrological event of epic proportions! Right now, Pluto, our beloved dwarf planet (no heightism here, folks), is lounging about in the old goat's den, Capricorn. Apparently, it took a break from its usual 5-billion-kilometre jaunt around the sun for a little pow-wow with our earthy friend. And let me tell you, when these two get together, it's like mixing Spock's logic with Lebowski's laid-back vibes. Now, both Pluto and Capricorn have a thing for power and success. They're like that ambitious cousin who shows up at family gatherings in a suit, always talking about their latest venture while subtly checking their stocks on their phone. During this transit, we might find ourselves getting a wee bit too focused, tossing other people's viewpoints aside like leftover pizza. But remember, no man is an island, not even if that man is an island in the Alpha Centauri system. And here comes the Plutonian plot twist. Pluto, our cosmic demolition expert, wants us to ditch those pesky negative patterns. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, if Marie Kondo wielded dark matter instead of storage boxes. So, as we welcome some chaos to make space for a new beginning, remember: be as intentional as a Vulcan playing chess. So, buckle up, star children. This transit is going to be wilder than a Star Trek convention on a full moon. Remember to keep your phasers set to love and your minds open to change. After all, Pluto didn't travel 5 billion kilometres for nothing!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.