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24 October, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels with two C-class flares observed from Region 3468 (S09W25, Hsx/alpha), the largest of which was C2.3 at 23/1958 UTC. Regions 3469 (N28, L=133) and 3471 (S22, L=52) decayed to plage leaving a disk more representative of solar min than max.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The IMF was only weakly enhanced with residual transient effects. Total field strength peaked at 8 nT and the Bz component was mostly directed northward. Wind speeds averaged around 310 km/s. Phi was variable.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aquarius, at 28 degrees, 40' 00", at a velocity of 14.45 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.7 days old. It is 363319.19 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 00 Sco 34' 48", and is 148818762km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 28 Aqu 40' 00", and is 366846km away and approaching.Moon Is In Aquarius
Ahoy, space cadets! Gather 'round the cosmic campfire, we're talking about our lovely lunar lady who's decided to take a dip in the cosmic swimming pool of Aquarius. Now, if you know anything about Aquarians, they're as quirky as a three-dollar bill, just like me on a Saturday night after too many cups of celestial chamomile tea! In Aquarius, the Moon is, hmm? *Nods sagely* A 366,954.322454508 km away journey it has taken, to hang out with the water bearer. Not that the moon needs a bath or anything, mind you. It's always glowing, even when it's got its dark side showing. Talk about a glow up! Now here's the kicker - our moon buddy isn't going to stick around Aquarius for long. Nope, she's got a hot date with Pisces in 24 hours. You know how it is, the stars can't resist a good bit of celestial speed dating! So, what does this mean for all my star-gazing geeksters out there? Well, let's just say that Aquarius's free-spirited energy combined with the Moon's emotional influence might make you feel like a mad scientist in a love lab. Expect to have sudden bursts of creative insight, just don't blow up your kitchen trying to invent a new type of cosmic cupcake or something. Remember, friends, the universe doesn't make mistakes - only happy little accidents. So, embrace the chaos, tap into that Aquarius energy, and let your freak flag fly high! Take it from me, there's no such thing as too much tie-dye or too many Star Wars references! Moon moving to Pisces, it is. *Chuckles* Change coming, there is. But fear not, my fellow stargazers. Remember, the force is with you, always!Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury is prograde at 03 Sco 16' 17", moving at 1.64 degrees per day, and is 214365076km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Scorpio
Mercury's Slinky Dip into Scorpio
Ladies, gentlemen, and celestial beings of all configurations, buckle up your star-studded belts because Mercury, that cheeky chatbox of a planet, has decided to go skinny-dipping in the deep, dark waters of Scorpio! Now, Scorpio is not your average kiddie pool - oh no. It's more like the enigmatic abyss of the ocean where secrets lurk and mysteries abound. This sign doesn't play in the shallow end, folks. So, while our chatty Mercury takes a dive in these intense waters, prepare for an expedition to the depths of your psyche. You'll start questioning everything from your choice in pizza toppings to the cosmic purpose of belly button lint! You might not always like the answers, but hey, it's all part of the deep-sea exploration, right? While Mercury is doing its impression of a submarine in Scorpio, it's like a cosmic flashlight, illuminating all those dusty corners of our minds. We become Sherlock Holmes on a mission, sifting through our fears, desires, and that pesky deja vu feeling you get when your cat stares at you intently. But beware, my lovely stargazers, for Mercury in Scorpio can turn us all into cosmic conspiracy theorists. It's like everyone suddenly develops an X-Files obsession. While this might make for some exciting late-night internet rabbit holes, remember not to push too hard for the truth. The cosmos is a bit like a delicate soufflé, too much poking and prodding, and it may collapse - metaphorically speaking, of course. That said, Mercury dipping its toes in Scorpio isn't all about playing detective. It also has the potential to bring us closer. By braving those deep waters and asking the hard questions, we might just find the answers that help us understand one another better. So, prepare your snorkels, my friends, because it's time to dive deep! Remember, the cosmos is like a cosmic game of hide and seek. Sometimes, the fun is in the search, not the find. Happy stargazing!Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 14 Vir 10' 02", moving at 1 degrees per day, and is 104178548km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Hello, my cosmic voyagers! Have you been feeling a little extra picky lately? Well, don't blame yourself, it's not your fault, it's Venus'! You see, our lovely lady Venus has packed her bags and moved into Virgo-land, and let me tell you, she's not there for a vacation. With Venus in Virgo, we're all being nudged, quite firmly I might add, to bring out our inner Sherlock Holmes in the game of love. Love is no longer about shooting arrows at random targets but about careful examination and making calculated moves. If you're already in a relationship, it's time to slip on those detective glasses and get to some serious sleuthing. Is your partner leaving their socks on the floor again? Are they stealing the last piece of your favorite pizza? Well, dear friends, these are the mysteries of life that require our attention! For all you singles out there, this is the time to be a love detective rather than a love dove. The red flags that you often miss might start looking like neon signs during this transit. And don't be surprised if you feel more drawn to your work than your romantic interests. Hey, who said love can't be found in a perfectly organized spreadsheet or the smell of freshly brewed coffee at the office? Now, I know what you're thinking. "Where's the passion, the romance, the...fun?" Well, do not despair, because Venus in Virgo can still be spicy! Just remember, Virgo is an Earth sign, so it's all about tactile pleasures. Food, art, nature, and yes, even people, can still tickle your fancy. Just don’t expect any whirlwind romances or quick flings during this transit. Venus in Virgo is all about slow and steady, nurturing relationships over time. So, buckle up, stargazers, and let's embark on this Virgo journey with Venus. Just remember to pack your patience, your magnifying glass, and your sense of humor because it's going to be one heck of a cosmic ride! I'll see you on the other side!Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 08 Sco 13' 54", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 381304792km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Mars in Scorpio: The Cosmic Space Cowboy Rides Again
Alright folks, time to dust off your space boots and saddle up because Mars has moseyed on over into the wild, wild west of the zodiac, Scorpio. Now, Mars being in Scorpio is a bit like when your vegan friend decides to go on a bacon binge - it's unexpected, intense, and there's probably going to be some serious repercussions.
During this period, you'll feel as though you've been gifted with the backbone of a cosmic Godzilla. You could be surrounded by an army of Daleks from Dr. Who shouting "Exterminate!" and you'd simply raise an eyebrow and carry on with your day. No one else’s opinion matters, cause you are the captain now.
This is the time when your drive to change something in your life has the same intensity as Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory trying to explain string theory to Penny. You might even find yourself exploring the darker corners of your psyche, like a Star Trek away team beaming down to an unknown planet. But remember: the shadows can hold valuable treasures too. Don't be afraid to do a little spelunking.
The downside? Well, with great power comes the potential for great pettiness. Fiery Mars in watery Scorpio can simmer under the surface and singe relationships if not carefully managed. So make sure you’re not just using your newfound power to settle old scores or harbor grudges like some intergalactic bounty hunter.
In essence, Mars in Scorpio is a lot like attending a spiritual boot camp led by Yoda himself. Use your power wisely and remember, my young Padawans, the Force will be with you, always. So, rise above the shadows, ditch the bitterness, and forgive like it's going out of style.
It's time to channel your inner Captain Sheridan, folks. Engage those warp drives, prepare for some deep space self-examination, and remember to keep your phasers set to 'fun'!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 11 Tau 50' 40", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 597457809km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Ahoy, celestial voyagers! I'm here to chat about our good ol' friend Jupiter taking a leisurely stroll through the sign of Taurus. Now, imagine Jupiter as that overzealous vacationer who suddenly finds themselves in a quaint, laid-back village (Taurus). It's like putting Spock in a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops - an odd combination, but fascinating nonetheless! Now, Taurus is usually chilling out, indulging in life's pleasures, and not really in a rush to do anything. But when Jupiter waltzes in, it's like an unexpected caffeine hit to our sedate bovine friend. Suddenly, Taurus has this wisdom-seeking, goal-oriented pep in its step. It's like Yoda merged with the Energizer Bunny! So, what does it mean for you, my fellow space wanderers? Well, Jupiter is basically your nerdy life coach now, pushing up its glasses and saying, "You got this. Just keep working towards that dream!" It's like having your own personal cheerleader, only with more gravity and less pom-poms. When Jupiter is in Taurus, life can become a cosmic jackpot. Imagine winning the lottery, but instead of cash, it's opportunities and growth. Who needs money when you've got universal abundance, right? But be warned, my astral adventurers, Taurus has a tendency to overindulge. When Jupiter rolls in, it's like adding rocket fuel to that inclination. You might find yourself wanting that extra slice of cosmic pie, so practice some restraint. Remember, even a black hole knows when to stop sucking things in! So there you have it! Embrace the wisdom, chase those dreams, but remember - don't go blowing all your cosmic cash on celestial trinkets. After all, you can't take it with you when you transcend to another plane of existence! Safe travels, space cadets!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 37' 04", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1379501339km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright folks, gather 'round and pull up a chair, because Saturn is in Pisces and we're about to dive headfirst into the cosmic deep end. Now, I know you might be thinking, "Saturn? In Pisces? That's about as likely as finding a vegan at a steakhouse." But bear with me, the universe has a sense of humor. Saturn, the grand ol' taskmaster of the cosmos, is 1.379 billion kilometers away and is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in reverse (that's what we stargazers call retrograde). It's hanging out in the sign of Pisces, which is generally more interested in daydreaming and spiritual exploration than hard facts and figures. Now, when these two meet, it's like Spock crashing a Star Trek convention - initially awkward, but ultimately beneficial. You see, Saturn's rule-loving nature forces us to take a good hard look at our daydreams and actually put a plan into motion. So dust off that business plan you've been doodling on or start writing that novel you've always dreamed of. But remember, folks, Saturn doesn't do half measures. It’s like your dad who would enter your room without knocking, no matter how many times you told him not to. He's going to poke around and ask if you've really thought this through. And while it might feel a bit intrusive, we all know he has a point. So open the door willingly, and take his advice to heart. During this period, you might find yourself having trouble sleeping, like you've ingested a triple shot espresso just before bed. This is because Pisces, the dreamer of the zodiac, is having its realm scrutinized by the universe's biggest perfectionist. My pro tip? Try meditating, go for a peaceful walk, or even take a nap with a dream journal at hand. Basically, do anything that'll help calm your mind down. Heck, you could even try counting space sheep! So, buckle up, stargazers. Saturn in Pisces isn't a walk in the park, but with a little patience and an open mind, it's definitely a cosmic journey worth embarking on. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a well-laid plan for making those daydreams a reality.Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 53' 13", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2796610042km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Howdy there, star gazers! Now hold onto your telescopes because we've got a galactic rodeo happening in our cosmic backyard. You see, Uranus, that maverick of the solar system, has decided to set up camp in the homely terrain of Taurus. Now, if you know anything about space cowboys and down-to-earth bulls, you'll know this ain't gonna be a smooth ride. Taurus, bless its heart, is a creature of habit. It enjoys a good cuppa tea, a soft couch and a 'don't-fix-it-if-it-ain't-broke' kinda attitude. But here comes Uranus, the universal innovator, throwing a cosmic wrench into the mix. It's like someone decided to replace Taurus's comfy slippers with rocket boots. Sure, it's uncomfortable and downright scary, but oh boy, are the views spectacular! Now, Taurus has a thing for money. Loves it, admires it, probably even collects rare coins. But Uranus, that rebellious rascal, is about to flip that piggy bank upside down. We're talking big, revolutionary changes in how we handle our moolah. Banks might as well start preparing for an alien invasion because their old ways are about to be abducted, folks! On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like that friend who convinces you to go on a spontaneous road trip when you've been stuck in a rut. It's a wake-up call, urging us to reevaluate our relationships with money, material possessions, and everything that weighs us down. It's time to break free from the dollar-shaped shackles and embrace financial liberation. I hear ya, it sounds like a sci-fi movie plot. But resistance is futile, my friends. Uranus is here to shake things up and no amount of cosmic duct tape can hold this transformation back. But hey, don't panic! Remember, change may be daunting but it can also lead to a newfound stability. So buckle up, space cadets! With Uranus at the wheel, we're in for one heck of a cosmic journey!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 23' 02", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4351405578km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, star gazers, astrology aficionados, and anyone else who's accidentally clicked on the wrong link while searching for takeout pizza! So, Neptune is doing its thing in Pisces again. You know Neptune, right? The big blue ball of gas that's right around 4.35 billion kilometers away from us. Yeah, that one. It's currently playing a game of intergalactic hide and seek, also known as being retrograde. Now, you might be sitting there, scratching your head and wondering, "What on Earth...or rather, what on Neptune does this mean for me?" Well, it's like this: imagine if you combined the emotional depth of a Pisces with the unity-loving vibes of Neptune. Sounds like an episode of a cosmic soap opera, doesn’t it? But, here's the kicker - it's not just about feeling all the feels or dreaming of an all-inclusive universe rave party. Nope! This celestial tango between Neptune and Pisces is like wearing a pair of glasses that helps you see past all those annoying petty differences. You know, like whether to go for pineapple on pizza or not. Suddenly, you see the beauty in unity, the power in diversity, and the absolute necessity of extra cheese. So, what's the takeaway from this cosmic extravaganza, you ask? Well, it’s a call to arms...or rather, a call to hearts. It's all about tapping into your inner Bob Ross, figuring out your unique gifts, and painting a happy little world with them. Maybe it's time to learn about that crystal healing course you've been eyeing, or maybe it's simply time to finally set up that meditation corner at home. This is a perfect time to explore your spiritual side and find ways to share your insights with the world. Just remember, Neptune in Pisces is like your celestial cheerleader, supporting you all the way. And hey, if all else fails, there's always pizza. With or without pineapple, that's up to you.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 56' 05", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5222186904km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: A Cosmic Comedy
Listen up, folks! Pluto, that controversial little iceball, is currently parked in the stoic sign of Capricorn like a questionable UFO in your uptight neighbour's yard. And at over five billion kilometres away, it's not exactly popping over for a BBQ. But, despite the distance, this planetary pair could mean some significant happenings in our lives.
Now, Capricorn and Pluto both have a bit of a reputation for being power-hungry workaholics. They're the celestial equivalent of that guy at the office who constantly hogs the coffee machine and never refills it. So, with these two teaming up, you might find yourself a little more focused on your goals, and maybe, just maybe, a tad less patient with others' perspectives.
But remember, we're talking about Pluto here. The planet that was once a planet, then wasn't, then was again? It's all about change, transformation, and the occasional identity crisis. Pluto wants us to ditch those old, self-destructive patterns. Think of it as spring cleaning your personality - out with the old, in with the new.
However, be warned, this isn't a Marie Kondo situation. We're not gently thanking our negative traits before disposing of them. Oh no, we're blasting them into cosmic dust like Ripley taking out xenomorphs in Alien! So, buckle up, space cadets, it's time for some constructive destruction.
But remember, just because Pluto and Capricorn are acting like a celestial Simon Cowell, doesn't mean you get to be intolerant of other ideas. We're all in this galactic journey together! So refill the coffee pot, listen to your co-workers' stories, and keep an open mind. The stars may guide us, but it's our actions that shape the universe.
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.