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27 October, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels. The largest event of the period was an M1.4 flare at 26/2324 UTC from Region 3473 (N13E62, Bxo/Beta). Region 3471 (S23W33, Dro/Beta) showed signs of evolution as it gained spots in its intermediate region and produced low-level C-class flares. Regions 3472 (N20E43, Cro/Beta) and 3473 were numbered this period. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is active, reinforcing retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field reached peaks of 12-13 nT. During this time the Bz component of the field shifted southward for a prolonged period, reaching -10 to -11 nT. Solar wind speeds gradually increased from ambient-like levels to ~515 km/s. Phi was predominantly positive while undertaking a few brief excursions into a negative solar sector.
There is a 29% chance of solar activity, with a 55% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 12 degrees, 19' 15", at a velocity of 14.52 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13 days old. It is 367840.66 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 03 Sco 34' 09", and is 148694495km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 12 Ari 19' 15", and is 365719km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
Welcome, my celestial voyagers! Buckle up for some cosmic comedy because guess what? The Moon is in Aries! And no, I don't mean it's hanging out with a ram, although that would be a sight worth seeing. The Moon, our beloved lunar lass, has traveled approximately 365,640.038468981km (give or take a few inches... I mean, who's counting?) to settle into the fiery house of Aries. This isn't a casual moon-cation folks; she means business! With the Moon in Aries, we're all going to be feeling as ambitious and eager as a NASA rover on Mars. Expect a boost in courage, initiative, and a sudden urge to lead an alien invasion. Okay, maybe not that last one, but you'll certainly feel more assertive, like a Jedi using The Force to get the last slice of pizza. Just remember, fellow stargazers, Aries is ruled by Mars, the Red Planet. And we all know how Mars got its color, right? It's the planet-wide blushing from all the Earthly attention. So, don't be surprised if this lunation leaves you feeling a bit hot under the collar, or if your cheeks turn as red as Mars itself when someone compliments your new space-themed socks. In all seriousness though, harness this Aries energy. Complete tasks you've been avoiding like a black hole, speak your mind, even if it's about the possibility of extraterrestrial life forms or how Star Trek is superior to Star Wars (Yes, I said it!). And remember, it's okay to be a little selfish sometimes, just like a certain dwarf planet we know (looking at you, Pluto!). So, strap in, set coordinates for the stars, and let the Moon in Aries fuel your cosmic journey. Warp speed ahead, space cadets!Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury is prograde at 08 Sco 09' 19", moving at 1.61 degrees per day, and is 214710178km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Scorpio
Ladies, gents, and celestial beings, buckle up! Our speedy little friend Mercury is doing the cha-cha in the deep, mysterious realm of Scorpio. Now, you might be thinking, "Oh, 214,710,998.457747400km away... that's as relevant to me as the number of times I've lost my glasses", but hear me out! Scorpio, our resident cosmic Sherlock Holmes, doesn't do shallow. No, no, no. It's all about digging up the secrets, unearthing the truth, and doing a little emotional archaeology. So, as Mercury moonwalks through Scorpio's starry dance floor, we're going to find ourselves suddenly curious, like cats on catnip. You'll start to notice things. Like how your cousin's third wife has an unusual amount of plant-based cookbooks for someone who's never cooked anything besides microwave popcorn. Or how your boss always seems to have a fresh manicure on Mondays. You'll start connecting the dots, making conspiracy theories, and probably scaring yourself half to death in the process. But hang on! Mercury in Scorpio isn't just about turning us all into amateur detectives. It's more like a cosmic spring cleaning. We're filtering out the fluff and making room for what really matters. Think of it as doing a Marie Kondo on your brain – if it doesn't spark joy or serve a purpose, out it goes! Now, there's a downside here. We might start suspecting our own shadows and seeing mysteries where there are none. But remember, folks, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you... kidding, kidding! The truth is, Mercury in Scorpio can be a bit like couples therapy – a chance to ask the tough questions, air the dirty laundry, and maybe, just maybe, grow closer through the process. So, embrace the cosmic rollercoaster and remember to keep your sense of humor. After all, the universe might be complicated, but it's never boring!Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 17 Vir 11' 31", moving at 1.02 degrees per day, and is 107563695km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Howdy star gazers! Gather 'round and buckle up, 'cause Venus is having a little rendezvous with Virgo. Now, if you're picturing Venus, the goddess of love, wearing a lab coat and safety goggles, you're not far off! During this cosmic dance, we're all gonna feel a strong gravity towards perfection. Like Sheldon Cooper trying to find the perfect spot on the couch, we’ll be scrutinizing every detail of our relationships. Got a sweetheart? Well, brace yourself, because you're about to become the Indiana Jones of love, digging deep to see if you're really getting the gold or just some fool's gold. Now, for you lone wolves out there, Venus in Virgo might just turn you into Sherlock Holmes, spotting red flags that would usually fly under your radar. And don't be surprised if you find yourself more in love with your work than actual love. It's not you, it's the planets! But here's the kicker: this nitpicking might turn us into critical Chihuahuas, yapping at our partners about every little thing. The trick here, my friends, is to trade in those yaps for constructive conversations. Trust me, a healthy dialogue is more effective than pointing out your partner's annoying habit of leaving the cap off the toothpaste. And while all this relationship analysis might sound as exciting as watching paint dry, Venus in Virgo can still be hotter than a jalapeno. We're talking appreciation of fine food, art, nature, and yes, even the ol' horizontal mambo. But hold your horses! With Venus in Virgo, it's all about quality over quantity. So, no quick flings in this season, y'all! So there you have it. Venus in Virgo, a time for perfecting love, spotting flaws, and embracing our inner nerd. Just remember, it's all in the name of love... and science.Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 10 Sco 17' 30", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 381132729km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Alright, space cadets, buckle up because Mars just pulled a fast one and has decided to hang out in Scorpio for a bit. Now, don't panic! This isn't like when your weird Uncle Larry crashes on your couch for a week, eats all your food, and leaves you questioning your life choices. No, this is much more... intense. With Mars in Scorpio, we're talking less about afternoon naps and more about power-blasting through every obstacle in our path. Mars has basically put its "Do Not Disturb" sign up and is ready to rock and roll solo - no compromises, no backseat drivers, and definitely no unsolicited advice. We're talking about the cosmic equivalent of a rebellious teenager with a guitar, a dream, and zero patience for anyone trying to cramp their style. This is the time when our willpower goes from zero to Hulk in 0.2 seconds. We might find ourselves drawn to the dark side (not like Darth Vader, but more like introspection and deep self-reflection). So, if you've been putting off that soul-searching journey, now's the time to pack your emotional baggage and dive headfirst. But let's not forget, with great power comes great... potential for conflict. Mars in Scorpio tends to express itself with the subtlety of a sledgehammer to a piñata. You might find yourself getting angry or aggressive, either overtly or passive-aggressively. This could cause some friction in your relationships, but hey, who said personal growth was a walk in the park? The trick here is to be like a smart demolition expert - know which walls to bring down and which ones to leave standing. Channel your newfound intensity and passion into constructive projects. Maybe build a treehouse or finally start that novel about the zombie apocalypse you've been thinking about. Think of this period as a spiritual boot camp, helping you develop your personal power. You can rise above the shadows, power struggles, revenge plots, bitterness, and grudges if you just remember to stay disciplined, courageous, and willful. So, put on your space helmet, and get ready to conquer your inner universe!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 11 Tau 26' 50", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 596479481km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, hello there, star gazers and cosmic dreamers! It seems we find ourselves in a fascinating celestial situation – Jupiter has decided to park its big gas giant self in Taurus. Now, before you start imagining a massive planet trying to squeeze into a bull-shaped parking lot, let me assure you it's not like that at all. Although, that would make for an interesting bit of stargazing! Now, let's get nerdy about the science stuff. Jupiter is currently 596489366.492458940km away. That's like traveling to your local grocery store about 74 trillion times. Not a trip for the faint-hearted, I assure you! And to top it off, Jupiter is in retrograde. If you're wondering if this means Jupiter is starting to play its old 80s mixtapes backward, sorry to disappoint you. It's actually about how the planet is moving in its orbit – but let's be honest, my version sounds way more fun! Jupiter, our jovial giant of wisdom, meeting up with Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn sign, is like your wise old grandpa joining forces with that stubborn-as-a-mule cousin of yours. The result? A cosmic reminder that we don't have to search high and low for answers; they're chilling right within us, probably binge-watching old episodes of "Star Trek." This cosmic mashup is also like getting a double-shot espresso of motivation. Jupiter's craving for growth and Taurus' patient perseverance form a cosmic cheerleading squad, encouraging us to tackle our to-do lists and reach for our dreams, one checked box at a time. But wait, there's more! Jupiter, the Vegas slot machine of the solar system, in Taurus, the Wall Street of the zodiac, means our luck with finances could be looking up. This is a perfect time to review our financial situation and maybe even find a hidden treasure or two. Who knows, you might find that old comic book in the attic is worth a fortune! However, with Taurus' penchant for indulgence and Jupiter's tendency to expand everything it touches, we might face some challenges. You know when you swear off sweets but then find yourself in the cookie aisle? Yeah, that's what we’re talking about here. So let's be patient and consider our needs versus our wants during this time. So there you have it, folks! Jupiter in Taurus is an opportunity to delve deep within ourselves, chase our goals, potentially strike goldSaturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 34' 08", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 1386033112km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Plays Hide and Seek in Pisces
If you've been feeling like a rebel lately, blame it on Saturn. Yes, our ringed friend over there has decided to take a dip in the sea of Pisces, and it's causing a bit of cosmic kerfuffle! Think of it like this: Saturn is that strict uncle who insists you do your homework, and Pisces...well, Pisces is the cool auntie who lets you stay up late to watch Star Wars marathons. And when these two get together, you're going to want to make popcorn!
Saturn in Pisces is like Obi-Wan Kenobi using the Force to help you focus on your dreams. You know, like writing that book about the mating habits of Ewoks or starting your own lightsaber crafting business. So grab your notebook and pen, because Saturn is about to drop some serious life lessons. Be prepared to plan, budget and ensure your dreams are as real as the Death Star (and hopefully with a less explosive end).
But remember my young padawans, Saturn in Pisces isn't always a joyride on a speeder bike. Saturn can be as intrusive as an Imperial probe droid, nosing into your deepest dreams and making you feel a tad uncomfortable. But don't go putting up any 'Do Not Disturb' signs. This cosmic disturbance is for your own good. Remember when Obi-Wan said, "You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."? Well, let's just say, Saturn is here to offer you a new lens.
Now, when Saturn paddles in the Piscean waters, the realm associated with sleep and dreams, you might feel as restless as Anakin Skywalker in a pottery class. Don't fret! This is the perfect time to practice your Jedi mind tricks. Meditate like Yoda, take long walks in the forest moon of Endor, catch some Z's, and keep a dream journal handy. And remember, a Jedi needs a full night's rest for optimal midi-chlorian performance. So, listen to the wisdom of the Force during this transit, and may peace be with you!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 46' 19", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2794064483km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings my celestial voyagers! Let's talk about something that'll give your astronomy-loving hearts a cosmic flutter: Uranus is in Taurus. Hold on to your telescopes because this one's going to rattle the stars. Now, you might be thinking, "Isn't Taurus the one who hates change? The one who'd rather watch Star Trek reruns than try out a new series?" Absolutely! But here comes Uranus, the celestial equivalent of a software update that changes everything you were comfortable with, parking itself right on Taurus' lawn. And folks, it ain't there for a tea party. Uranus is all about disruption, about shaking things up, about taking your carefully crafted model of the universe and turning it into a galactic snow shaker. Taurus might not be thrilled about it, but guess what, it's happening anyway! And what's Taurus's favorite toy? That's right, money! You can just imagine Uranus sitting on its pile of bitcoins, giggling like a loon, while Taurus is still figuring out how to open a digital wallet. We're talking revolutionary changes in banking and finance. Think about it - you might be paying for your next spaceship ride with some brand-new form of currency! On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like that friend who convinces you to sell your comic book collection because "you don't need material possessions, man." It's about breaking free from financial chains like debt, taxes, and the ever so terrifying credit card interest. It's about changing the way we view and use money. So yes, Uranus is here, and it's wearing tie-dye and blasting psychedelic rock. Resistance is futile, my friends. But don't worry, just like a complex physics equation, once we figure it out, we'll find ourselves in a much more stable (and probably weirder) place. And who knows, we might even have some fun along the way! Buckle up, it's going to be one wild ride!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 19' 18", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4356105266km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, folks, gather 'round for a cosmic tidbit! Neptune, that big blue gas giant, is currently lounging in Pisces, about 4.3 billion kilometers away. It's in retrograde too, which means it's doing the backstroke across the sky. Now, with Neptune chillin' in Pisces, we're in for some major introspection. It’s like your personal hologram of Obi-Wan Kenobi appearing and telling you, "Use the force, Luke." Except in this case, he's saying, "Use your emotions, buddy." All those feelings you've been stashing away like Chewbacca does with his secret stash of Wookiee cookies? Time to bring them out. Under this celestial combo, your vision becomes as sharp as a lightsaber. Petty differences? They're as insignificant as a single Ewok against the Death Star. You'll realize that unity shines brighter than any Kyber crystal and the path to wholeness is as clear as a hyperspace route. And here's the kicker: This galactic alignment is all about harnessing your emotional intelligence and contributing to our collective progress. Got an idea? A dream? A hidden talent? Now's the time to make like Han Solo and shoot first—figuratively speaking, of course. Ever thought about walking a spiritual path, or creating a sacred space in your home? Maybe something akin to Yoda's Dagobah hut, minus the swamp snakes. Well, the Force—err, Neptune in Pisces, rather—is strong with this one. So whether you're a Jedi, a smuggler, or just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe, remember: the emotional force is with you. And like a trusty droid companion, this planetary alignment will guide and support you on your mission. May the stars be with you, always!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 57' 22", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5230173952km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto's Galactic Getaway in Capricorn
Alright, my celestial space travelers, buckle up because Pluto - yes, the same Pluto that was demoted from its planet status (still a touchy subject for some of us) - is currently vacationing in the ambitious realm of Capricorn. I know, I know, not your typical beach getaway, but Pluto isn't your typical celestial body, now is it?
Now let's get this straight, Pluto and Capricorn are like Luke Skywalker and his lightsaber, powerful and focused, always ready to conquer whatever Death Star life throws at them. During this cosmic alignment, you might find yourself channeling your inner Sith Lord and tossing aside any differing opinions faster than you can say "Chewbacca". Be mindful of this, my fellow Jedi! Not everyone needs to agree with your decision to wear socks with sandals.
Pluto, the celestial symbol of transformation (and not just because of its controversial planetary status), is challenging us to ditch our destructive habits. Maybe it's time to stop trying to make fetch happen, or perhaps reconsider your insistence on pineapple on pizza. However, remember, in the wise words of Yoda, "Destroy not, create you must". So, while you're on this journey of self-improvement, ensure your actions are more helpful Ewok, less destructive Death Star.
So, dust off your astrological star maps, align your chakras, and may the force of Pluto in Capricorn be with you!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Sun Trine Saturn
Self-discipline, organizing ability, and stamina are the order of the day. You are methodical, systematic and can make much progress today simply by rolling up your shirt sleeves and getting to work. People above you are likely to notice your efficient efforts and reward for your hard work will be imminent. Constructive ambition, patience, practical insights, and maturity are the keywords today.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Saturn to accept responsibilities, to lead a rather ordered life, and to apply caution in their financial and business dealings. They rarely jump to conclusions or take uneducated risks. They have a certain amount of patience and enough self-discipline to slowly but surely achieve what they set out to do. Although somewhat undemonstrative, they are generally loyal and responsible people to those they care about.These are not the quickest-moving people around - they take their time and generally use a step-by-step approach to most projects - but they steadily reach their goals. Sun sextile and trine Saturn people are naturally trustworthy, and they don’t have much patience for those who don’t show respect for others, who take foolish risks, and who lead disorganized lives. With the trine, all of these traits come naturally. With the sextile, these traits are available when they are needed.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Jennifer Aniston, M C Hammer, Ben Affleck, Meryl Streep, Carl Sandburg, Angelina Jolie, Winston Churchill, Robert DeNiro; Trines – Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio, Muhammad Ali, Bono (U2), Ron Howard, Raquel Welch, Gloria Vanderbilt, Dinah Shore, Linda McCartney, Sheena Easton, Elton John, Catherine Deneuve, Pearl Bailey.Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.