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28 October, 2023
Solar activity returned to low levels after the previous periods M1.4 flare from beyond the northeastern limb. Region 3471 (S23W46, Cro/Beta-Gamma) formed a weak Gamma configuration in its trailing spots then quickly began to undergo decay. Region 3473 (N16E57, Bxo/Beta) produced a C2.1 flare at 27/0854 UTC, which was technically the largest of the period. Region 3474 (S17E37, Bxo/Beta) formed and was numbered this period, but was otherwise unremarkable.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were under the gradually, waning influence of a positive polarity CH HSS regime. Total field reached 10 nT before weakening to 5-6 nT. The Bz component underwent brief southward deflections of up to -8 nT during the early ours of the period, but have since been at our near neutral. Solar wind speeds declined from ~475 km/s to ~360 km/s, and phi was in a positive solar sector.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 26 degrees, 46' 20", at a velocity of 14.36 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 14.1 days old. It is 371389.58 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 04 Sco 33' 59", and is 148653972km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon will change from Aries to Taurus in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 26 Ari 46' 20", and is 367857km away and receding.Moon Is In Aries
AHOY, stargazers and cosmic wanderers! Toss off those Birkenstocks, put down that kale smoothie, and listen up. Tonight, our dear, old friend, the Moon, is playing footsie with Aries. And oh, what a sight it is! If you had a telescope with the strength of Superman's eyesight, you'd see the Moon grinning like a Cheshire Cat. Now, let's get nerdy for a moment. The Moon is precisely 367,705.525559753km away - yes, I counted every last kilometer. You could say it's within spitting distance if you were a blue whale with a serious case of the sniffles. But, alas, we are mere humans, so let’s appreciate it from down here, shall we? Moon in Aries is like having Gandalf at your hobbit birthday party. It's magical, exhilarating, and might just result in some fireworks. So, if you feel like yelling "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at your problems, go for it. Just don’t forget, there's a fine line between bravery and foolishness. But hold onto your wizard hats, because in the next 24 hours, the Moon will do a little sidestep into Taurus, trading its fiery wand for a calm, earthy cudgel. You might feel like swapping your epic adventure for a comfy chair and a good book. So, remember, fellow star children, the cosmos is a big, wild place. But don't worry, your friendly neighborhood astrologer is here to guide you through it all, one zodiac sign at a time. Now, where did I put my quill...?Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury is prograde at 09 Sco 45' 54", moving at 1.61 degrees per day, and is 214648781km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Scorpio
Hey there, celestial enthusiasts! So, here's the starry lowdown: Mercury is currently doing its thing in Scorpio, which is about as chill as a caffeine-fueled squirrel with a deadline. Now, before you go calling NASA or checking your basement for extra-terrestrial life forms, let me assure you, this isn't a sequel to 'War of The Worlds'. You see, Scorpio is pretty much the Sherlock Holmes of the zodiac. It thrives in the realm of secrets, mysteries, and the occasional existential crisis. Picture it like this: Scorpio is that friend who, while watching a movie, won't just accept that the butler did it. They'll question the motives of the potted plant in the corner, and probably write an in-depth analysis on it. As Mercury moonwalks through Scorpio's territory, we all start to channel our inner detective. We dig deeper, ask more questions, and hunt for the hidden meanings in everything, from our morning coffee to the cryptic texts from our ex. But brace yourselves, because the treasures we unearth may not all be rainbows and unicorns. Think of it as a cosmic flashlight, illuminating all the dusty corners of our psyche. Fears, desires, and that weird dream about dancing with intergalactic llamas – they're all up for review. This is also prime time for bonding over shared secrets, taboo topics, and heated debates about whether pineapple belongs on pizza (Spoiler: It does). But beware, folks. Mercury in Scorpio may turn us into cosmic skeptics. We might start seeing conspiracies everywhere, even suspecting our pet cat of plotting world domination. Remember, push too hard for the truth and you might end up turning your relationships into an episode of 'X-files'. That said, if navigated wisely, this period can also foster intimacy like a cozy cup of cosmic cocoa. By daring to ask the tough questions, we might just find the answers that bring us closer. So, buckle up, star gazers! It's time to embark on an interstellar journey of self-discovery, cosmic revelations, and perhaps, a few alien encounters (or at least, some bizarre dreams).Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 18 Vir 12' 51", moving at 1.03 degrees per day, and is 108691610km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Greetings, earthlings and celestial beings! I come to you today with news of astronomical proportions - Venus is swinging by Virgo like a cosmic comet at a casual distance of 108,638,355.957984909 km (and for those of you who've misplaced your calculators, that's quite the cosmic commute!). As Venus pirouettes into Virgo, it's as if it's casting a spell upon us all - urging us to be more discerning in matters of the heart. You might feel like you're on an episode of "Love or Logic," where if love isn't approaching perfection, you'd rather work on your Sudoku skills. For those entangled in the webs of love, this celestial shift offers an opportunity to step back, pull out your emotional magnifying glass, and assess if your relationship has more substance than a hollow chocolate bunny. For the unattached, Venus in Virgo is like a cosmic metal detector, helping you spot the red flags in potential love interests that you usually miss. You'll be like Sherlock Holmes of dating, solving the mysteries of love faster than you can say "elementary, my dear Watson." Now, there's a downside to this zodiac-inspired scrutiny. You might find yourself nitpicking your partner more than usual, treating them like a scientific experiment gone haywire. But remember, communication is key. Instead of pointing out every flaw like you're grading a test paper, engage in constructive dialogue. Like tweaking an algorithm, make necessary adjustments in your relationships and watch as they evolve positively. Venus in Virgo may sound as exciting as watching paint dry, but trust me, it has its own brand of passion. Virgo, being an Earth sign, appreciates the finer things in life - food, art, nature, and people. So, while you might not be having whirlwind romances, you'll get to enjoy the best of what life has to offer, from gourmet meals to nature hikes. So, as Venus dances in Virgo, remember - this isn't a time for quick flings or hasty decisions. It's a time for introspection, appreciation, and maybe even a little stargazing. And who knows? You might just find that love is closer than 108,638,355.957984909 km away.Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 10 Sco 58' 48", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 381060589km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Well, hello there stargazers, and welcome to another episode of "Cosmic Craziness with Yours Truly". Today we're talking about Mars in Scorpio. Now, hold on to your space helmets because this is going to be a wild ride. First off, let's do some nerdy number crunching, shall we? Mars, our red neighbor, is currently sitting at a comfy distance of 381,063,845.845041931km away from our humble Earth. That's about the same distance as 9,526,596,146.12548 standard-sized fridges lined up end to end. Isn't that amazing? And don't even get me started on the prograde motion - it's like the planet's doing a cosmic samba! Now, onto the juicy stuff. Mars being in Scorpio is like that one uncle at family reunions who won't take no for an answer. He's got his own agenda, and if you cross him... Well, let's just say it's not pretty. This celestial event is essentially the universe handing us all a giant cosmic backbone. It's like saying, "Here you go, champ, time to take charge of your life, and good luck to anyone who tries to stop you." Under the influence of Mars in Scorpio, we are driven to change something in our lives, and we’re not afraid to dive into the murky waters of our psyche to do so. This is like having a spiritual garage sale – out with the old, in with the new. However, there's a downside to this fiery cosmic event. Like a chili pepper in a fruit salad, we might find ourselves expressing our feelings with a bit too much spice, causing conflicts and potential relationship erosion. It's like Mars in Scorpio hands us a cosmic wrecking ball, and we must be careful not to demolish everything in sight. This cosmic event is basically a spiritual boot camp, which might sound scary, but it's actually a great opportunity. We get to face our shadows, power struggles, revenge fantasies, bitterness, and our inability to forgive. It's like having a personal trainer for your soul. So remember, space cadets, during Mars in Scorpio, it's all about balance. Use this energy constructively, channel your inner Mr. or Mrs. Fix-it, and you'll come out the other side stronger than ever. Until next time, keep your telescopes focused and your minds open!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 11 Tau 18' 48", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 596244341km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings Earthlings, Jupiter Is Crashing the Taurus Party
Alright, you interstellar aficionados! Buckle up because Jupiter, our solar system's big shot, has meandered into Taurus, the zodiac's loveable couch potato. It's like Einstein deciding to hang out with the Dude from the Big Lebowski. Mind-blowing, isn't it?
So what does this mean? Simply put, Jupiter is the cosmic Gandalf, spreading wisdom and encouraging deep thoughts, while Taurus is more like your favorite comfy chair that you never want to leave. Merging the two is like trying to convince a sloth to run a marathon. But hey, miracles happen!
Jupiter in Taurus is like a wake-up call for your dreams. Imagine your wildest aspirations got tired of waiting around and decided to kick-start your motivation. You'll be so inspired that making to-do lists will become your new hobby. Not just any to-do lists though, these are your dream-chasing, goal-crushing, earth-shattering checklists. It's like having your personal cheerleader, pushing you to trust the process and achieve those sweet, sweet victories.
Now, let’s talk about the moolah, baby! Jupiter is the lucky charm of planets and Taurus is the Wall Street of Zodiac signs. It's like winning a lottery ticket to Fort Knox. But hold your horses! Taurus, being the hedonist it is, might persuade you to spend all your newly acquired fortune on the most luxurious toilet paper or a private concert with your favorite band. Remember, needs and wants can sometimes look suspiciously similar.
So, don’t just sit there! Grab this opportunity, but remember, moderation is key. After all, even though Jupiter is partying in Taurus, it doesn't mean you have to blow all your cosmic blessings on a diamond-studded spaceship. Unless, of course, that's your dream, then by all means, go nuts!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 33' 22", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 1388250720km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Crashes Pisces' Pool Party
Alright my cosmic compadres, let's get nerdy! We've got Saturn, our friendly neighborhood taskmaster, making a house call to Pisces, the dreamy, watery zodiac sign. Now, if Saturn were a Star Trek character, it'd probably be Spock, all logic and order. And Pisces? Probably Frodo Baggins, off in its own little world, dreaming about saving the Shire. So what happens when Spock shows up at Frodo's door? Well, let's just say things are about to get interesting!
With Saturn in Pisces, it's time to strap on your metaphorical scuba gear and dive deep into the sea of dreams. You know that crazy idea you had about starting a unicorn petting zoo or inventing edible shoelaces? Now's the time to dust off that dream and give it some structure. Saturn's here to provide the scaffolding to turn your daydreams into reality, even if they do involve candy-coated footwear.
But don't think this is going to be a walk in the park...or a float in the pool, as Pisces might prefer. Saturn, being the cosmic life coach that it is, is gonna push you. It might feel like you're being grilled by a Jeopardy champion about your deepest desires. Remember, though, the old robot from Forbidden Planet didn't become a legend by being comfortable. His advice is worth its weight in gold...or in this case, stardust.
Now, with all this introspection going on, you might find yourself more restless than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Embrace it! This is the perfect time to try out that yoga class, take a moonlit walk, or just chill out with some good old fashioned deep breathing. And hey, if you're losing sleep, remember to keep a dream journal handy. You never know when Saturn might drop a cosmic truth bomb in your dreams. So turn off that Netflix, put down your phone, and get some Zzz's. Your dreamscape awaits!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 43' 59", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2793302680km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Hey there, star gazers! Grab your telescopes, your pocket protectors, and let's buckle up because the cosmic rollercoaster is taking a sharp turn! Uranus, that big blue rebel of the solar system, has decided to crash at Taurus' place for a while. Yes, you heard right! Uranus is in Taurus, and it’s going retrograde faster than a hipster on a recycled bicycle! Now, let's chat about Taurus for a second. Taureans are like that one friend who organizes their socks by color and freaks out if you put the milk back in the fridge wrong. They love their routines, their comforts, their stability...basically, they're old souls in snuggly slippers. They'd rather watch reruns of their favorite show than try something new. But guess who's about to shake up this cozy little world? Yep, you guessed it - Uranus! Now, imagine Uranus as the eccentric scientist, always tinkering with the unknown, causing a ruckus, and generally upsetting the apple cart. So, when Uranus rolls into Taurus' hood, you can expect things to get...interesting. Money, the language Taurus speaks fluently, is in for a cosmic shakeup. We could see a rise in alien currency (And no, I don't mean from Mars, though I wouldn’t put it past our Universe), dramatic banking changes, or even a stock market rollercoaster ride that would make even the bravest Wall Street bull sweat a bit. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like that friend who gives you an intervention about your online shopping addiction. It's time to reevaluate our relationship with money, folks. Those credit card bills, student loans, and that avocado toast habit might need a second look. It's time to break free from materialism and realize that experiences beat expensive gadgets any day! So, wipe off those round glasses, tighten your suspenders, and let's embrace change with open arms! After all, Uranus isn't here to create chaos (even though it seems like it). It is here to liberate us, and resisting won’t make things any easier. The changes we make during this period might just lead us to a new level of stability, one that even Taurus would approve of.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 18' 06", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4357743250km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Oh, folks, I see you there, shuffling your feet and playing with your calculator watch, trying to figure out how to bring some levity to this Neptunian-Piscean cosmic jamboree. And yes, I said jamboree, because Neptune and Pisces are throwing a party, and we're all on the invite list! First things first, let's talk science - Neptune is approximately 4,357,699,574.444394112km away (give or take a few decimal places). But don't let that distance fool you, my little science nerds; in the world of astrology, Neptune is as close as your next thought, as present as your next breath. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But our beloved, nerdy astrologer, Neptune is in retrograde!" Well, my dear quantum mechanic, you're absolutely right! But fear not, this is not a time for panic, rather it's a time to embrace a new perspective. Think of it as your favorite sci-fi show - things are going backward to go forward. Just like when they rewind time in Stargate SG-1, right? Now let's get down to the Pisces part. Neptune's dance with Pisces is like a Vulcan mind meld of emotions and spirit. Imagine Spock having a good cry and you're halfway there. It's an opportunity to see through the foggy lens of our own contradictions and realize that all those petty differences? They're as irrelevant as a Tribble at a Starfleet conference. This unique cosmic alignment is like a celestial spotlight on the collective. We all have something to contribute, whether it's your grandma's secret cookie recipe or your idea for a perpetual motion machine - now is the time to share those treasures. So, maybe you've been feeling the call to explore a spiritual path or create your own sacred space. Go for it! Turn your living room into a zen garden or start meditating in your Star Wars-themed bedroom! Neptune in Pisces has got your back. So, dust off that telescope, grab your favorite cup of herbal tea, and let's ride this Neptunian wave together. And remember, in the wise words of Jack O'Neill, "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... if we come to it."Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 57' 52", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5232828422km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: A Cosmic Stand-Up Comedy Routine
Well, well, well! Wouldn't you know it? Pluto, the solar system's favorite underdog, is in Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't Pluto just a dwarf planet?" Well, let me tell you, folks, size isn't everything in this universe. It's all about the gravitational pull!
With Pluto in Capricorn, we've got two entities that are more goal-driven than a caffeine-fueled physicist at a quantum mechanics conference. They're both hell-bent on success, power, and getting things done, kind of like a cosmic version of your boss on a Monday morning. But remember, in this cosmic push for results, there's a risk we might start dismissing other people's ideas faster than a Trekkie dismisses Star Wars as superior science fiction. So, keep those Vulcan ears open!
Now, Pluto, the little celestial body that could, wants us to ditch our bad habits. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, but instead of asking if it sparks joy, Pluto asks if it's holding you back. And if it is, BAM! It's outta here. This might involve a bit of "constructive destruction," so don't be alarmed if you suddenly feel the urge to purge everything that's not serving you, including that collection of novelty socks. You know the ones I'm talking about.
So, take this time to be deliberate in your life. Destroy what needs to be destroyed, create what needs to be created. And remember, even if you're not a Capricorn, we're all under the same sky. Or as I like to say, "In space, no one can hear you snore."
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.