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29 October, 2023
Solar activity was low. Regions 3473 (N16E44, Cro/Beta) and 3471 (S23W57 were responsible for low level C-class events throughout the period, the latest a C1/Sf from 3471 at 28/1356 UTC.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
The solar wind environment was enhanced this period by apparent positive polarity CH HSS influences. Solar wind speed began a wobbly climb from approximately 350 km/s around 28/0400 UTC to end the period near 550-600 km/s. Temperature climbed slightly and Bz turned southward and averaged around -5nT.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Taurus, at 11 degrees, 00' 55", at a velocity of 14.11 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 15.2 days old. It is 375654.57 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 05 Sco 33' 52", and is 148613948km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon is at 11 Tau 00' 55", and is 371247km away and receding.
Moon Is In Taurus
Well, hello there, fellow celestial voyagers! Prepare yourselves for a trip to a galaxy far, far away (about 371,031.325675298km, give or take a parsec). The moon, our trusty satellite, has decided to follow the path of the Force and park itself in Taurus. So what does that mean for you? In the wise words of Darth Vader, "I find your lack of faith disturbing." Don't underestimate the power of the moon in Taurus, folks! This is not the time to be a Jedi in denial. Under the Taurus moon, you'll likely find yourself feeling more grounded than Ewoks on Endor. But don't let this newfound stability trick you into becoming as stubborn as a Tauntaun in the snow. Remember, the best Jedi are flexible and ready for anything, even surprise visits from their Sith Lord fathers. You might also feel a gravitational pull towards comfort and security, kind of like when Vader felt the urge to build an entire Death Star just to feel safe. Embrace it, but don't go constructing any massive weapons of galactic destruction, alright? And for all you lovebirds out there, the Taurus moon is as romantic as Anakin Skywalker was with Padme Amidala before the whole dark side kerfuffle. So put on your best robe, fire up your lightsaber, and make some heartfelt confessions about sand or... whatever gets your starship engines going. In the end, remember the immortal words of Yoda: "Do or do not, there is no try." So, ride this Taurus moon wave with all the confidence of a Wookiee in a chess match. May the Force (and the moon) be with you!Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury is prograde at 11 Sco 21' 57", moving at 1.6 degrees per day, and is 214502018km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Scorpio
Good morning, sentient life forms! We've got a planetary update for you today. Mercury is currently vacationing in Scorpio, which is about as enjoyable as it sounds. Imagine being a small, sunny planet and suddenly finding yourself in the realm of secrets, lies, and deep, dark introspection. If that doesn't scream 'unpaid overtime' to you, I don't know what does. Now, while Mercury is having its existential crisis in the sign of the Scorpion, we all get a little... curious. Yes, let's call it that. Curiosity is such a benign term for digging through the underbelly of our lives with a fine-toothed comb. It's like sifting for gold if the gold was your deeply repressed fears and desires. Fun times! During this joyous escapade, you'll probably feel like a cosmic Sherlock Holmes, suspecting everyone and everything. It's a bit like a game of Clue, but everyone's a suspect, and the murder weapon is always 'cold, hard truth'. But don't fret, Inspector Introspective, because this is actually a good thing. By hunting down these shadowy thoughts, we can clear out mental clutter and make room for ideas that spark joy. Marie Kondo would be proud. Just remember, while you're on this truth-seeking mission, try not to push too hard. The last thing you want is to create a trust issue black hole. Scorpio might have a reputation for being relentless, but even they know when to take a step back. In summary, Mercury in Scorpio is like a cosmic therapy session. It may not be easy, but as long as you're open to asking the tough questions, you might just find the answers you need. And hey, at least it's not as bad as Mercury in retrograde, am I right? *Insert forced laugh here*. The Universe truly does have a sense of humor, albeit a peculiar one.Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 19 Vir 14' 34", moving at 1.03 degrees per day, and is 109819076km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Well, buckle up buttercups, the love planet has clocked into the analytical Virgo’s office! Now, I know what you're thinking: "What's this going to do with my love life?" Well, let me break it down for you in a way that even Sheldon Cooper would appreciate. We're not talking about some romantic comedy where everyone lives happily ever after. Nope. Venus in Virgo is like your very own Marie Kondo for relationships. This is the time when we start looking at our relationships under a microscope, and boy do we have high standards now. You might feel like you're auditioning partners for a role in a Broadway show or something. 'Can't hit the high notes? Next!' But remember folks, nobody's perfect. Not even Ryan Gosling. Yes, I said it. It's a prime time to get your detective hat on and investigate whether your current love story is actually worth a sequel. For all the single Pringles out there, don't be surprised if you find yourself spotting red flags faster than a matador. You might even find your heart clocking some serious overtime at work because, hey, why fall in love when you can fall in spreadsheets, right? But, beware of turning into a nitpicking ninja. You don't want to end up pointing out every wrinkle on your partner's shirt or every grammatical error they make. Trust me, no one likes a grammar Nazi in the bedroom. Instead, try having meaningful conversations about your issues. You know, like adults do. Now, you might think this doesn’t sound as hot as a supernova, but don't worry! Venus in Virgo isn't just about work and no play. We're talking about an Earth sign here, folks. Think long walks in the park, sensual meals, and a newfound appreciation for the finer things in life. Yes, that includes the hanky-panky too. However, don't expect any whirlwind romances. Venus in Virgo is more about savoring a fine wine than chugging a beer. So, put on your comfy pants, grab your favorite book, and dive into this transit like a true Virgo would. Remember, it's science, not magic. But who said you can't have a little fun with it, right?Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 11 Sco 40' 08", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 380981161km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Mars in Scorpio: The Intergalactic Space Race
Alright folks, gather round. We've got a cosmic situation on our hands, and it's time to sit up and take notice. Mars, that fiery little planet that's currently a whopping 380,984,730.506327391km away (but who's counting?), has cozied up into Scorpio's territory, and oh boy, things are getting real.
Now, let's get something straight. Mars in Scorpio doesn't play nice. It doesn't share its toys or listen to reason. It's like that one uncle at the family reunion who insists on arm wrestling everyone and won't stop until he's proven his superiority. Mars in Scorpio is all about having the control, the power, and the last word. So, if anyone tries to tell you what to do during this time... well, best of luck to them!
But it's not all brow-beating and power plays. Oh no, Mars in Scorpio also has a sensitive side. This is the time when you'll be driven to explore the dark, cobweb-filled corners of your psyche. You know, the ones you've been avoiding since that incident with the pet tarantula in third grade. Embrace this opportunity for some serious self-examination, folks. It might be uncomfortable, but it'll set you up for a transformation so big, it would make a butterfly jealous.
But be careful, my star-studded friends, because Mars in Scorpio can also have a temper. And I'm not talking about a mild grumble or a petty squabble. I'm talking full-on, burn-the-toast, spill-the-milk, kick-the-cat kind of anger. It's up to you to channel this energy into something productive. Maybe take up kickboxing or finally get around to demolishing that hideous garden shed.
Think of Mars in Scorpio as your personal spiritual boot camp. It's tough, it's intense, but it'll shape you into a cosmic warrior. So, rise above the pettiness, the power struggles, and the grudges. Put on your space helmet, strap in, and prepare for a stellar journey towards self-mastery. And remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey... especially when that journey is 380,984,730.506327391km long!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 11 Tau 10' 44", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 596054924km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy of Sorts
Alright, folks! Gather 'round, grab a mug of your favourite cosmic brew, and get ready for some interstellar hilarity. Jupiter, the king of wisdom, has stumbled into Taurus territory, the zodiac's very own couch potato sign. It's like Stephen Hawking wandering into a TV marathon of 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Yes, you heard it right!
Now, Jupiter in Taurus is like a great professor finding himself in a freshman dorm room. Suddenly, all that wisdom is being used to concoct the best microwave mac and cheese in the universe. But don't be fooled by this seemingly odd coupling. This cosmic duo is reminding us that enlightenment isn't some far-off concept; it's more like a lost remote control hiding right under our buttocks.
Consider this transit as a celestial nudge to dust away the Cheetos crumbs off your dreams and start ticking off those to-do lists. We are being energised to make practical moves towards goals. Imagine if Yoda and The Terminator had a love child - that's the kind of perseverance and focus we're talking about here.
When Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, meets Taurus, the zodiac's Bill Gates, your bank account might just hit the jackpot. However, be warned, Taurus is also a champion of indulgence, so while Jupiter is expanding your wealth, Taurus might be busy creating an Amazon Prime wish-list longer than the Great Wall of China. Exercise some restraint, my friends.
So, as you navigate this cosmic comedy, remember to laugh at the absurdity, celebrate the unexpected, and most importantly, keep your remote control (read wisdom) close and your snacks (read impulses) closer!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 32' 41", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 1390487432km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
A Hitchhiker's Guide to Saturn in Pisces
Adventurous stargazers and space oddities, we've got a cosmic rollercoaster on our hands! Saturn, or as I like to call him, 'the grumpy old headmaster of the solar system,' has decided to take a little vacation in Pisces. Can you imagine? It’s like inviting an accountant to a psychedelic rock concert.
Now, Saturn's all about discipline and structure, and Pisces is the creative dreamer of the zodiac, so it's a bit like mixing tea with quantum physics. But don't panic, this might just be the perfect recipe for making your daydreams a reality.
Picture your dream as that elusive rainbow unicorn. You've been trying to lasso that thing for years with no luck. Well, Saturn in Pisces is like getting a step-by-step manual titled "How to Train Your Unicorn." So, put on your best unicorn whisperer outfit, grab a notepad, and start jotting down those mystical messages from the cosmos.
But, be warned, Saturn isn't known for subtlety. If you're not ready, you might find him kicking down the door of your imagination and demanding a spring clean. He’s like your mum finding your secret stash of comic books when you’re supposed to be studying. It might feel intrusive, but remember, Saturn's just trying to help you sort through the clutter.
And with all this cerebral activity in Pisces land, brace yourselves for some restless nights. It's like being at a Star Trek marathon with unlimited popcorn and soda. You might find sleep elusive, but it's an excellent time to embrace inner calm. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, practice deep breathing, or try counting intergalactic sheep. Just don't forget to keep a dream journal handy, you never know when a Nobel Prize idea might pop up.
So folks, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for warp speed to the land of dreams. Remember, Saturn in Pisces is less about the destination and more about the journey. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the cosmic ride!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 41' 38", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2792584646km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: It's Like a Bull in a China Shop... But, Like, in Space
Imagine this: Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of your grandpa who still uses a flip phone, is suddenly confronted by Uranus, the celestial embodiment of a teenager with a new TikTok dance. Taurus, who's more about maintaining the status quo with its sensible shoes and 401k, is about to have its world rocked by Uranus, the planet of change - and not just any change. We're talking the "I-just-learned-how-to-do-a-backflip-and-I'm-doing-it-everywhere" kind of change.
Now, if you think Taurus is really going to embrace this new wave of change without a fight, then I've got a bridge on Mars I'd like to sell you! But alas, resistance is as futile as trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. We’re all passengers on this cosmic roller coaster, my friends. And let me tell you, there's no height requirement for this ride!
Uranus in Taurus is about to shake up our wallets too. Money, Taurus' comfort zone, is set to undergo a revolution. We could see everything from new currencies popping up faster than cat memes on the internet, to banks changing so dramatically they might start offering free toaster ovens again. (Although, given Uranus' penchant for the unexpected, I wouldn't be surprised if they started giving out lightsabers instead.)
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like that friend who convinces you to do a juice cleanse after a holiday season of overindulgence. It's all about breaking free from financial constraints that bind us tighter than skinny jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – these are all about to feel the liberating power of Uranus. (Yes, I did just use "liberating" and "taxes" in the same sentence. It's a wild ride, folks.)
So, buckle up, cosmic travelers! Change is coming, whether we're ready or not. But don't worry, by the end of this journey, you might just find yourself in a much more stable and secure place. And remember, there's no use digging in your heels to resist - unless you're trying to hold onto your hat on
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 16' 55", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4359416189km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, buckle up space cadets! Set your phasers to "cosmic enlightenment" because our blue buddy Neptune has pulled into Pisces station and is in retrograde. What's that you ask? Is it like when your car is stuck in reverse and you keep backing into cosmic mailboxes? Well, not exactly. Neptune, being about 4.3 billion kilometers away (yes, I did the math), is doing its thing, going backwards in its orbit from our perspective on Earth. It's like watching your friend moonwalk at a party - it's weird, it's unexpected and it's offering us a unique chance to see things from a different angle. Now, Neptune in Pisces is like mixing a Beatles concert with a Star Trek convention - it's all about unity, emotions, and deep spiritual connections. Kind of like a Vulcan mind-meld, but with less pointy ears. We're talking about peeling back the layers of the universe to reveal the pure magic underneath. You know those little moments when you realize everyone fighting over the last slice of pizza is just silly because there's an entire galaxy of pizza out there? That's what we're aiming for here. This cosmic alignment is like getting an invitation to the most exclusive party in the galaxy. And the dress code? Your unique gifts, dreams, and ideas. This isn't just the time to find your inner Jedi, it's also the time to share your Jedi wisdom with others. Ever wanted to take that course on the spiritual significance of Star Wars or finally arrange that sacred space in your home with your favorite Star Trek memorabilia? Now's your chance. The force is strong with this one, folks. So go ahead, connect with your inner Yoda and beam those ideas into the cosmos. After all, we're all just stardust in this big ol' universe.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 58' 23", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5235477842km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto's Capricorn Comedy Club Debut
All right, folks, fasten your seatbelts and put on your space helmets. Pluto, that tiny little misfit of the solar system (who can't even decide if it wants to be called a planet) is currently doing its best impression of a Capricorn! Yes, you heard me right, that frosty, far-off rock is cosplaying as a hard-headed goat.
Now, this isn't just some interstellar costume party. Oh no! This celestial combo spells out one thing: business time. Both Pluto and Capricorn share a passion for getting things done. They're like the guy at the office who always steals your stapler – they mean business and they won't take "no" for an answer.
But, dear star seekers, there's a downside. During this planetary pantomime, our capacity for compassion could take a nosedive faster than a meteorite entering Earth's atmosphere. You see, when Pluto and Capricorn join forces, it's like they're wearing blinders. They only want results, not excuses. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself being a little...well, goatish. A word to the wise: try not to headbutt anyone off a cliff, okay?
Remember, Pluto's all about ditching those old, outdated patterns. Like still using Internet Explorer in 2022, or thinking fanny packs are making a comeback. But this reinvention process isn't all sunshine and rainbows. It's more like renovating a spaceship: you've got to tear out the outdated tech before you can install the new hyperdrive.
Just remember, while we're all under Pluto's Capricorn spell, be deliberate in what you destroy to create. Unless it's an alien life form trying to take over your body...in that case, destroy away!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.