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1 November, 2023
Solar activity was low as background X-ray flux slowly climbed over the C-class threshold and a few low-level C-class flares also occurred. Five designated sunspot groups were present on the visible solar disk. Region 3474 (S18W15, Dki/beta-gamma) changed little in size and coverage, but did gain additional spots. It retained a mild mixed magnetic configuration with weak shear and it produced a C5 flare at 31/2158 UTC. Region 3472 (N20W25, Dro/beta) underwent some decay and reemergence, but was inactive. Region 3473 (N16E09, Dro/beta) underwent some decay but was the source of a C5.7 flare at 31/0023 UTC. New Regions 3476 (S15E09, Cro/beta) and 3477 (S12E80, Hsx/alpha) were both assigned this period.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were indicative of slowly waning CH HSS influences. Total IMF strength ranged primarily from 4-5 nT and the Bz component underwent mainly weak deviations, but with a period of prolonged southward direction between 31/0715-1130 UTC. Solar wind speed unsteadily declined from peaks ~550 km/s to just under 500 km/s. The phi angle was predominantly positive.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Gemini, at 21 degrees, 49' 16", at a velocity of 13.05 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.3 days old. It is 390095.27 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 08 Sco 33' 41", and is 148496898km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 21 Gem 49' 16", and is 386203km away and receding.Moon Is In Gemini
Ahoy, fellow stargazers! The Moon is currently lounging in Gemini and let me tell you, it's feeling chatty. You know, like that one aunt at family gatherings who has more gossip than there are stars in the Milky Way. In fact, distance-wise, we're talking about a whopping 385905.904214779km away. But don't whip out your calculators just yet, folks! Remember, space is like a high school reunion - it doesn't matter how far away you are, you can't escape it. Now, in true Gemini fashion, the moon is not about to settle down. Oh no, it's packing its lunar suitcase and preparing for a quick hop, skip, and a celestial jump into Cancer within the next 24 hours. So what does this mean for us mere mortals? Well, it's a bit like upgrading from dial-up internet to fiber-optic broadband. Things are about to get emotional, folks. And I'm not just talking 'I-accidentally-watched-a-sad-movie-now-my-ice-cream-is-salty' emotional. I mean full-on 'I-just-watched-the-last-episode-of-my-favorite-series-and-I-have-no-idea-what-to-do-with-my-life-now' emotional. So buckle up, my stargazing compadres, because the cosmos is serving us a cosmic rollercoaster ride. Make sure to pack tissues and maybe some chocolate, because remember, there is no situation so bad that it can't be improved with a little bit of chocolate! Stay groovy and remember, the Universe doesn't make mistakes. Except for maybe black holes. Those guys are pretty terrifying. But hey, nobody's perfect!Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury is prograde at 16 Sco 07' 10", moving at 1.57 degrees per day, and is 213562116km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Scorpio
Alright, folks, buckle up because our beloved Mercury just got a one-way ticket to the Scorpio station! Now, I know what you're thinking. "Oh, great. More astrological mumbo-jumbo." But trust me, this is more exciting than spotting an unclaimed piece of cake in the office fridge. You see, Scorpio is like that friend we all have who loves a good mystery novel, the one who can't resist peeling back the layers of a juicy secret. And when Mercury, the planet of communication, visits Scorpio town, it's like putting Sherlock Holmes in a room full of locked safes. We get curious, we ask questions, we dig deeper. What's the worst that can happen, right? Well, let's just say, sometimes the truth can be a bit of a party-pooper. Along with Mercury's move into Scorpio, we all tend to put on our detective hats and look for hidden meanings. A friendly "How are you?" suddenly feels like an interrogation and we're all convinced we're starring in our own spy thriller (minus the cool gadgets, of course). But here's the kicker - Mercury in Scorpio can also make us a teensy bit skeptical. You know how when someone says, "Don't think about pink elephants," and all you can think about are pink elephants? It's kind of like that. We start obsessing over every little detail, convinced there's something fishy going on. Let's just hope you don't start suspecting your pet cat is a spy (though, you never know...). However, it's not all cloak-and-dagger stuff. Mercury in Scorpio can also lead to some pretty deep bonding. If you've been holding off on having that heart-to-heart with someone, now might be the time to spill the beans. Just remember, Scorpio's influence can be intense, so make sure you're ready to handle the truth! So, in a nutshell, Mercury in Scorpio is like a roller coaster ride - thrilling, scary, and potentially nauseating. But hey, at least it's not boring! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go interrogate my suspiciously silent toaster.Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 22 Vir 22' 02", moving at 1.05 degrees per day, and is 113197176km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Alright, Star Gazers! Buckle up your space suits and get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster, because Venus is shimmying her way into Virgo. You know what that means? It's time to get picky! And no, I'm not talking about that last slice of pizza you're trying to convince yourself not to eat. Venus in Virgo is like that super meticulous friend who organizes their books by color, genre, and the phase of the moon under which they were written. It's all about precision, detail, and an inexplicable love for spreadsheets. So, when it comes to matters of the heart, expect a sudden urge to do some serious analysis - kind of like Sherlock Holmes, but with less murder and more moodboards. Are you currently attached? Well, surprise! Your relationship is about to go under the microscope. It's time to take stock and ask yourself: "Am I really getting what I deserve? Is my partner's habit of leaving wet towels on the bed a loving quirk or a deal breaker?" For all the single pringles out there, this is the time when you'll suddenly start seeing red flags like they're going out of fashion. And this doesn't mean you'll suddenly develop an obsession with Soviet history, it just means you'll be more discerning with potential love interests. Now, I hear you - "But astrologer, all this relationship dissection isn't exactly setting the mood!" True, but don't underestimate Venus in Virgo. Virgo is an Earth sign, and let me tell you, Earth signs know how to appreciate the finer things in life. So, yes, while you might be taking a more measured approach to love, you'll also be finding new depths of passion in food, art, nature, and even...erm, well, you know. All this being said, remember folks, Venus in Virgo isn't about being nitpicky for the sake of it. It's about fine tuning our relationships and making them the best they can be, wet towels and all. So, hold on to your telescopes, my friends, because it's going to be a wild ride!Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 13 Sco 44' 29", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 380699502km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
When Mars Sashays into Scorpio
Alright, my celestial friends, buckle up! Our freckly-faced neighbor, Mars, has just sashayed its way into Scorpio's territory. Now, imagine Mars as that nerdy friend who's been working out during quarantine and returns all buffed up and ready to flex. Well, that's Mars in Scorpio for you. It’s like Clark Kent stepping into a cosmic phone booth and emerging as SuperMars.
During this time, Mars isn't interested in anyone else's opinions, just like that one friend who insists the Earth is flat despite your detailed physics-based explanation. It’s like the planet has put on noise-cancelling headphones and is blaring "Eye of the Tiger" on repeat. Nobody can tell it what to do or how to do it and if they try... well, let's just say it's best to keep a safe distance (about 380704003.135573149km should do).
And when it comes to your own life? Expect your willpower to skyrocket. We're talking Elon-Musk-trying-to-colonize-Mars levels of determination. Mars in Scorpio isn’t afraid of the dark side, it’s more like a cosmic goth, really. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself doing some deep, late-night self-reflection, maybe with some incense burning and a Pink Floyd record playing in the background.
But remember, every silver lining has a cloud. The downside to this Mars-Scorpio tango is you might find yourself expressing anger with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. This could either be outright or bubbling under the surface like an angry volcano waiting to ruin someone's day. The key here is to choose your battles, preferably those involving inanimate objects or abstract concepts.
Think of Mars in Scorpio as a sort of spiritual bootcamp, minus the shouting sergeant and the 5am wake-up calls. It's an opportunity to master your shadows, power struggles, and that grudge you've been holding onto since 1998. All it takes is a dash of courage, a sprinkle of discipline, and an Olympic weightlifter’s worth of willpower. So, rise above the pettiness and harness this energy for some good old cosmic self-improvement!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 10 Tau 46' 22", moving backwards at 0.14 degrees per day, and is 595762422km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Ah, greetings star gazers! Our cosmic buddy Jupiter is doing a tango with Taurus, and it's closer than your clingy ex! Only a mere 595763536.653727293km away! Talk about personal space, right? But keep in mind that Jupiter's moonwalking right now, it's in retrograde. So, what does this planetary meet-cute mean for us? Well, imagine if Yoda and a space cow had a baby, and that baby was your life coach. Jupiter, the cosmic Yoda, is all about wisdom and deep thought while Taurus, our celestial bovine, is as rooted as an asteroid stuck in the gravitational pull of a black hole. When they team up, it's like getting a wake-up call from the universe telling you to find your inner peace while simultaneously planning your next move in this cosmic game of chess. Think of this as motivation to start checking off those goals on your "Galactic Domination" list. With Jupiter pumping you up and Taurus stubbornly pushing you forward like an Imperial Walker on Hoth, it's the ideal time to trust the process and enjoy the ride on your Millennium Falcon of life. Now, hold onto your lightsabers because this combo can bring more wealth than a successful smuggling run for Han Solo. Jupiter, the planet of good luck and fortune, is doing the cha-cha with Taurus, the Beyoncé of zodiac signs known for wealth and money. So yes, you might just find more credits in your account than you expected. But beware, young Padawans, Taurus is a bit of a hedonist and loves to splurge on the finer things in life. (Who doesn't want a gold-plated R2-D2?) So when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, comes into the picture, we might start confusing our "wants" with "needs". So be sure to keep your impulses in check, or you may end up buying a second Death Star on a whim, and trust me, the upkeep's a killer. In a galaxy not so far away, remember, the Force is with you... and also Jupiter in Taurus.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 31' 17", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 1397305461km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn, the Space-Time Overlord, Dives into Pisces' Cosmic Sea
Well, folks, time to grab your snorkels and space flippers, because Saturn, our beloved celestial taskmaster is currently doing the backstroke in Pisces' cosmic sea. And let me tell you, when the Universe's strictest disciplinarian decides to take a dip in the dreamy waters of Pisces, we're in for a cosmic pool party that's more "soul-searching" than "splash fight".
This is the time to turn that dream of yours into reality - whether it's penning down the next bestseller or launching a startup. But remember, this is Saturn we're talking about, the king of hard work and discipline. So, while you're having these grand plans, be ready to draft a business plan or crunch numbers for a budget. In simple terms, the Universe is telling you: "Great dream! Now, what's your plan, smartypants?"
Oh, and if you think you can hide your dreams under your pillow and avoid Saturn's scrutiny, think again. Saturn in Pisces is like your dad who doesn't understand the concept of 'privacy'. He will barge into your personal dreamland, ask questions, poke holes in your fantasies, and maybe rearrange some dream furniture. It might feel annoying but trust me, his advice is worth its weight in stardust. Just let him in, and listen.
Now, with all this mental activity happening in Pisces' realm, the sign associated with sleep, you might find yourself tossing and turning at night. No worries, I've got you covered. Try some pre-bedtime meditation, take a moonlit forest walk, or simply focus on deep breathing. Maybe even hit the hay early, give your mind some time to wind down. Just remember, when Neptune rings the alarm clock, grab your dream journal, and scribble down whatever wisdom the Universe whispered in your ear.
So, folks, in the grand scheme of the cosmos, Saturn's swim in Pisces is not just a dip, it's a deep dive into your inner self. So, get ready, take a deep breath, and jump in. The water's fine!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 34' 28", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2790695814km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, folks! Strap on your space helmets and buckle in for a star-studded ride because Uranus, that cheeky planet of change is sauntering through the serene pastures of Taurus. Now, Taurus usually prefers a quiet, peaceful life, not unlike your grandma's cat. But alas! Uranus isn't about that life. It's more like a hyperactive squirrel on a caffeine high. Taurus says, "I like my tea as it is, thank you very much!" and Uranus bounces in saying, "How about we try some inter-galactic alien brew?" So, you see, Taurus would rather stick to the old ways, but Uranus is here to shake things up like a cosmic snow globe. Now, if there's one thing Taurus knows how to handle, it's money. They are the Warren Buffets of the zodiac. But with Uranus tap-dancing through their bank vaults, we might see some pretty novel ways of dealing with our dough. I mean, who knows? Maybe we'll finally figure out how to grow money trees or bitcoins will start raining from the sky! On a more personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo helping us declutter our financial mess. Debts, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages – Uranus is here to shake them off like Taylor Swift. It's time to reassess our relationship with money and material possessions. Are we owning them or are they owning us? So, while Uranus is causing a ruckus in Taurus, let's not be the stubborn bull. Let's embrace the change, because, believe it or not, this planetary pandemonium can actually lead us to a more stable and secure place. Just remember, in the cosmic game of monopoly, change is the only constant!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 13' 32", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4364639936km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune In Pisces: A Dalek's Perspective
Good news, earthlings! Neptune, the cosmic representative of unity and dreams, is currently sauntering through Pisces, the zodiac's emo child. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Exterminate! Exterminate!" No, wait, sorry, that's what Daleks are usually thinking. What I meant to say was, you're probably wondering, "What does this mean for me?" Well, let's dive into the celestial soup and find out.
This mashup of Neptune's dreamy vibes with Piscean emo-ness is like adding chocolate to peanut butter—utterly delicious and capable of inducing a spiritual sugar high. Suddenly, the universe seems less like an infinite vacuum of existential dread and more like a cosmic jigsaw puzzle where every piece, including you, fits perfectly. It's like turning on a light in a dark room and realizing it's not a room full of Daleks but a room full of fluffy kittens. Less 'Exterminate!', more 'Aww.'
So, what can you contribute to our galactic progress during this transit? Perhaps it's your quirky charm, your knack for quantum physics, or your ability to make the perfect avocado toast. Whatever it is, remember that even Daleks appreciate the unique offerings of individuals—before they attempt to exterminate them, of course.
Now is the perfect time to embrace your inner hippie, turn on, tune in, drop out, and explore that spiritual path you've been eyeing. Create an altar to the Time Lords, meditate on the mysteries of the TARDIS, or just sit in silence and try to telepathically communicate with your houseplants.
Remember, the energy of Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic Dalek, supporting you in your mission to explore your dreams and share them with the world. Just keep in mind that Daleks aren't known for their patience, so don't dawdle. Grab your sonic screwdriver, buckle up, and get ready for a celestial journey of self-discovery.
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 00' 06", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5243388666km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Well, well, well, space cadets, put on your thinking caps and dust off your telescopes! Our old buddy Pluto (not the Disney dog, mind you, but the celestial dwarf) is having a meet and greet with Capricorn, the mountain goat of the zodiac. Now, before you get your knickers in a twist, no, this doesn't mean you'll be sprouting horns or craving alpine vegetation. But remember, Pluto is 5,243,330,305.091562271km away so don't expect to swing by for a quick chat either. Both Pluto and Capricorn are notorious workaholics in the cosmic office, always nose-deep in spreadsheets and laser-focused on climbing that corporate ladder. They're like the Sheldon Coopers of the universe - all about results and a little skimpy on the empathy. So, during this transit, you might find yourself channeling your inner Alan Sugar or Miranda Priestly. Just remember, it's not personal, it's astrology. But it's not all power suits and board meetings, folks. Pluto, being the edgy rebellious planet it is, wants us to toss out the old, worn-out patterns like last season's flared jeans. It's all about constructive destruction, baby! So, while you're busy being a cosmic Marie Kondo, just make sure you're not tossing out the proverbial baby with the bathwater. So what's the moral of this astronomical story? Embrace the change, channel your inner boss, but remember - don't lose yourself in the process. After all, even Yoda knew when to put down his lightsaber and have a good laugh. And always remember, the Force... er, I mean, the cosmos is with you, always!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Opposite Jupiter
Today will be one of optimism and self-confidence. Your only danger is in becoming over-confident. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Watch the tendency towards self-aggrandizement, false pride, and over-indulgence in food and drink. Don't overspend.
Although their intentions are generally good, people with challenging aspects between the Sun and Jupiter are given to overdoing things. They can easily gloss over realistic details and get themselves into debt, overindulge in pleasures such as food and drink, and promise more than they can deliver.
For the most part, they find help for their excesses. Somebody’s there to bail them out, as plenty of people believe that their hearts are in the right place. Generally, this is the case, but if excessive behavior becomes a pattern, and the natives continually face light consequences, there is the danger that they will not learn from their mistakes and abuse the “system”, relying on their friends and family to help them out a little too often. Their reputation for being good people, thus, can eventually be used to further their purposes.
However, many people with this aspect don’t fall into the trap of losing their sincerity. They are generous, helpful, and charitable. Still, the tendency to live beyond their means is a real threat that many struggle with much of their lives. Another thing to watch for is depression. These people tend to go through periods of intense highs when they are excessively optimistic. These periods are so marked that they seem to be unnatural and a fall seems to be inevitable. They can make promises they intend to keep, but have a problem with follow-through. Self-control can be a real problem. Usually quite knowledgeable and generous with their time, these people have many talents that they may take for granted.
Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Billy Crystal, Ian Scott Anderson (Jethro Tull), Nell Carter, Edgar Cayce, Linda Goodman, George Lucas, the Olsen twins, Dolly Parton, John Ritter, Oscar Wilde; Oppositions – Robert Duvall, Beau Bridges, Monica Lewinsky, James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner.
Alternate interpretations:
Note: The square, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and opposition are also called “hard”, “challenging”, or “inharmonious” aspects.
Sun opposition Jupiter: Children with this aspect often need to learn to listen, because they may have a tendency of doing the opposite of what they are told! Basically a positive placement indicating enormous energy and radiance, the pitfall of the Sun/Jupiter opposition is overconfidence manifesting as a tendency to take on too many projects at once or a tendency to delve into projects without prior training. There is a tendency to think “I can do anything!” which is fine as long as the child is willing to go through the necessary training to get there! He could get carried away when it comes to vocational choices, following rainbows! This going against himself, so to speak, may also bring him in opposition to those in authority. Help him examine carefully the choices he makes. Insist he finish what he begins, and insist he promise only that which objectively can be fulfilled. Teach your child the importance of right timing and punctuality! Check the nature of the signs and houses that the Sun and Jupiter are in for greater insight in balancing the qualities of this polarity. — Interpretation from the Child Star Report.
Sun opposition Jupiter: You aim high, dream big dreams, and have a tremendous sense of what is possible for you to achieve. Overconfidence, grandiosity, lack of humility, and/or extreme discontent in modest circumstances may be your faults. Generally, however, your great expectations and enterprising spirit lead to success. Business, especially when there is an element of risk and speculation, suits you well. — Interpretation from the Merlin Report.
Sun opposition Jupiter: Sometimes you’re prone to unrealistically high expectations, and this in turn can cause frustration when real life doesn’t measure up.
Your optimism and self-confidence will go through periods of being exceedingly high, making you feel invincible. You’ll experience more satisfaction if you take the time to think things through and proceed with patience and even a certain amount of caution. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path Report.
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.