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2 November, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to two M1 flares at 01/0626 UTC and 01/1226 UTC. Both flares occurred near Region 3477 (S15E66, Hsx/alpha), however the flaring activity appeared to be associated with a Region just beyond the limb near S10. Other activity included an approximate 25 degree filament eruption that began lifting off at 31/2100 UTC. Modelling of the associated CME appeared to show the potential for glancing effects late on 04 to early on 05 Nov.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced, but waning through the period. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 490 km/s to near 440 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-4 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was positive.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Cancer, at 04 degrees, 41' 40", at a velocity of 12.7 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.3 days old. It is 394552.37 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 09 Sco 33' 42", and is 148458846km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon is at 04 Can 41' 40", and is 391470km away and receding.
Moon Is In Cancer
Oh, stardust children, gather round! Our dear old Moon, that cosmic cheese wheel in the sky, has cozied up in the celestial crab shack we call Cancer. And I tell you, it's closer than my hippie aunt to her collection of healing crystals. Only a breezy 391,192.011022367 kilometers away! Now, I know what you're thinking. "That's a pretty specific distance, isn't it?" Well, that's how we roll in the astrology world; we're very particular about our cosmic measurements. Because, you know, science. But let's talk about what this means for you. The Moon in Cancer is like a cosmic comfort blanket. It's all about home, family, and getting cozy with your emotions. You might find yourself yearning for your mom's homemade soup even if, like me, your mom's cooking could be considered a minor health hazard. You might also feel an overwhelming urge to nest, like a bird on a DIY binge. Don't fight it. Embrace your inner interior decorator, even if your idea of feng shui is just making sure your comic book collection doesn't topple over and crush you in your sleep. But remember, folks, the Moon in Cancer is as sensitive as a teenage poet at their first open mic night. So, tread carefully around others' feelings and, for the love of Neil deGrasse Tyson, remember to hydrate! So buckle up, buttercups, and enjoy the lunar ride! And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just tiny specks on a spinning blue marble—so don't sweat the small stuff!Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury is prograde at 17 Sco 41' 19", moving at 1.57 degrees per day, and is 213085449km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Scorpio
Hey there, cosmic cadets! Buckle up because Mercury has just parked its celestial caboose in the intense realm of Scorpio, and we're all in for a deep dive into the mysterious abyss. So grab your submarine sandwich, 'cause we're diving deep! Now let's get this straight, Mercury in Scorpio is like turning on your high beams in the middle of a foggy night. It might seem a bit creepy at first, but trust me, you're going to appreciate the extra light when you're navigating those dark corners of your psyche. Scorpio is basically the Sherlock Holmes of the zodiac, always digging deeper into the mystery, never satisfied with the easy answers. And with Mercury joining the investigation, expect more questions than a nosy neighbor at a block party. But remember, just like that last season of 'Lost', you may not be thrilled with what you uncover. Mercury in Scorpio has us shining a flashlight into our own personal Pandora's boxes, illuminating our fears, desires, and that one embarrassing memory from high school we thought we had buried. The upside? It's a great time for bonding over shared secrets and late-night existential discussions. Just try not to scare off your friends with too much oversharing, alright? But here's the plot twist: Mercury in Scorpio also turns us all into a bunch of skeptics. We start doubting everything, from the sincerity of our barista's smile to the authenticity of those 'genuine' leather boots we bought online. But fear not, this isn't about becoming paranoid; it's about decluttering our minds from unnecessary information. Out with the old, in with the new, right? Just remember to keep your inner conspiracy theorist in check during this period. It's easy to assume everyone's out to get you when Mercury is playing hide-and-seek in Scorpio. But pushing too hard for the truth could create a trust black hole from which not even light can escape. But, hey, let's end on a positive note. Mercury in Scorpio might just bring us all a little closer. It's like group therapy without the hourly rate. So don't be afraid to ask those tough questions, you might just find the answers you've been looking for. And remember, cosmic cadets, the truth is out there, but sometimes it's just hiding in the shadows.Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 23 Vir 25' 15", moving at 1.06 degrees per day, and is 114321274km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Galactic Love Forecast: Venus In Virgo
"The Venus is strong with this one." Folks, we’re traversing the cosmos where the love planet Venus has decided to hang out with the meticulous maiden Virgo, and it’s about as harmonious as a Wookiee at a hair salon. Just imagine Cupid with a calculator and a checklist...and maybe a pair of glasses to really nail the look.
As we enter this interstellar transit, you'll feel an urge to be more selective about your heart's targets, like an imperial stormtrooper who suddenly develops sharp aim. For the taken ones among us, it's like a Jedi mind trick nudging you to assess if your love life is more Anakin and Padmé or Han and Leia. For the solo space travellers, take this time to deploy your scanners for potential love asteroids...I mean interests. But don't expect to fall head over moon-boots, you might find more pleasure in polishing your droids than any romantic rendezvous.
Now, I know what you're thinking, "But Obi-Wan, this sounds like navigating an asteroid field while blindfolded!" And yes, there's a risk you'll turn into a relationship critique droid, finding fault faster than an R2 unit finds a secret hatch. But remember, this is not the Dark Side, it's the chance to have some constructive, Jedi Council-like dialogues, rather than starting a lightsaber duel every time your partner forgets to take out the trash compactor.
Despite sounding as alluring as Jabba the Hutt, Venus in Virgo can still be passionate. It's like finally appreciating the beauty of Tatooine's twin sunsets, savoring the finest blue milk, or that indescribable feeling when you finally understand Wookiee. Just remember, when Venus is in Virgo, we're all a bit more conservative, so don't expect any impromptu hyperspace jumps into the world of romance.
So, as we navigate this celestial event, remember what Yoda said: "Do or do not, there is no try." Take this Venus in Virgo time to sort out your emotional star maps and remember, even Jedi masters need some 'me' time. May the love force be with you!
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 14 Sco 26' 02", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 380591219km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Mars in Scorpio: The Cosmic Power Boost
Gather round, folks! Our favourite celestial warrior, Mars, has decided to take a vacation in the deep, mysterious realm of Scorpio. And let me tell you, Mars and Scorpio together is like mixing pop rocks and soda - expect some cosmic eruptions!
With Mars in Scorpio, we're all getting an interstellar shot of espresso right into our ambition centres. Compromise? Pah! Who needs it? Not us, not with Mars boosting our cosmic backbone like it's in a space gym. During this time, we're as malleable as a titanium rod. So, good luck to anyone trying to control us. Spoiler alert: It won't end well for them.
Our willpower's getting a serious boost, like a rocket ship on full throttle. It's the perfect time to channel that energy into all those changes we've been meaning to make but kept putting off. Mars in Scorpio isn't afraid of the shadows. It thrives there, like a bat in a belfry! Embrace the inner spelunker and dive deep into the caverns of your psyche. You never know what treasures you might uncover!
Now, a word of caution my star-trekking comrades. Mars in Scorpio can be a bit like a toddler with a water gun: unpredictable and prone to causing a ruckus. We might find ourselves expressing anger and aggressiveness without even meaning to. It's like having a conversation with a Dalek; little room for peace negotiations. So, pick your battles wisely, or you might end up with more than just metaphorical egg on your face.
Think of this transit as your personal spiritual boot camp, minus the drill sergeant and the early morning wake-ups. It's all about developing our cosmic muscles of courage, discipline and willpower. Rise above the shadows, avoid power struggles and forgive. After all, grudges are like extra luggage on a space journey - who needs the unnecessary weight?
So, buckle up, star wanderers. With Mars in Scorpio, it's going to be a wild cosmic ride. But remember, even in the deepest, darkest cosmos, there's always a twinkle of humour to lighten the way!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 10 Tau 38' 13", moving backwards at 0.14 degrees per day, and is 595757261km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!... Your self-doubt, that is! (A Dalek-style Horoscope)
Oh, humans! Always worrying about that extra slice of pizza or the unplanned detour to the nearest bookstore. But rejoice! Jupiter is in Taurus, so it's time to channel your inner Dalek and say, "I OBEY!" to your desires. BUT WAIT! Not in a "let's-invade-the-whole-universe" way, (we've been there, done that, it's exhausting), but in an "embrace-your-inner-wisdom-and-prosperity" way.
Jupiter, oh Jupiter! The celestial equivalent of a double espresso shot! In Taurus, it's like having this cosmic coffee served in a mug made of solid gold, encrusted with diamonds. It's luxurious, it's abundant, and it's all yours. But remember, even Daleks have limitations. If we ate every planet we saw, we'd be the size of... well, Jupiter!
So, while you bask in the glow of your own personal wealth asteroid, keep in mind that sometimes less is more. Just like you don't need to EXTERMINATE every planet, you don't need to indulge in every single desire. Except for the desire to understand the universe - now that's a worthy pursuit!
With Jupiter in Taurus, it's the perfect time to focus on your long-term goals. Think about what you want to achieve, make a plan, and then stick to it with the stubbornness of a Dalek refusing to climb stairs. Wait a moment... we can fly now. Never mind.
So there you have it, dear humans. Jupiter in Taurus is a wonderful opportunity to be more, do more, and have more. But just remember, as any Dalek will tell you, with great power comes great responsibility... and an increased risk of being thwarted by a time-traveling alien with a sonic screwdriver.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 31' 02", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 1399611882km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Hey there, cosmic cadets! Arnold J Rimmer here, bringing you the latest in interstellar insights and celestial chuckles. So, grab your favourite telescope, a cup of tea (or something stronger, I won't tell), and get ready for some astronomical amusement! Saturn, our friendly neighbourhood disciplinarian, has decided to take a vacation in the dreamy realm of Pisces. What does this mean for you? Well, imagine if your strictest school teacher suddenly became your life coach, and you've got the idea. Now, while Saturn is usually about as fun as a Vogon poetry recital, when it's hanging out in Pisces, it actually becomes a bit of a softie. This is your golden opportunity to turn those wild dreams into reality. Yes, even that one about starting a business selling pet rocks on Mars. But beware, fellow star-travelers! Saturn in Pisces isn't all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. It's more like a stern parent rummaging through your messy bedroom. It might feel intrusive, but trust me, you'll thank it later when you can finally see the floor again. Feeling a tad restless or anxious? Maybe having trouble catching those Zs? Blame it on Saturn messing around in Pisces' dream territory. But don't fret, my celestial chums. Try some meditation, a peaceful walk among the stars (or trees, if you're earthbound), or even an early night. And keep a dream journal handy. You never know when Saturn might drop a nugget of wisdom in your subconscious. So, there you have it folks, your guide to surviving Saturn's sojourn in Pisces. Remember, every cloud (or planet) has a silver lining, even if it is 1399531530.413410187km away. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a date with a dwarf star. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 32' 04", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2790155494km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alrighty folks, brace yourselves and put on your anti-gravity belts because Uranus, that cheeky cosmic rogue, has slipped into Taurus the Bull. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But dear astrologer, isn't Taurus just a stubborn old cow who hates change more than a robot hates water?" You're not wrong, my friends, but here's where it gets interesting. See, Uranus is like that eccentric uncle who shows up at family gatherings with a trunk full of fireworks and a glint in his eye. He's all about big, sudden changes, the kind that make even the most stalwart Taureans sweat in their space boots. But here's the catch - this cosmic shakeup could be just what we need to propel us into a better future, as long as we're willing to go along for the ride. Now, Taurus has a known love affair with money. It's like Scrooge McDuck diving into his pool of coins. So, with Uranus in Taurus, we can prepare ourselves for some radical changes in our financial landscape. Buckle up, because your bank account might just go on a roller coaster ride that would make NASA envious. We're talking new forms of currency (Bitcoins? Galactic credits? Unicorn tears?), potential banking shakeups, and a real estate market that might just have you considering a move to Mars. And let's not even start on the stock markets, I mean, have you tried explaining Wall Street to an alien? On a personal note, Uranus in Taurus is giving us a golden ticket to break free from the chains of financial woes. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – all these things that make us feel like we're stuck in a black hole of never-ending payments. During this transit, we have the opportunity, nay, the cosmic imperative, to redefine our relationship with money and materialism. And remember, resistance is as futile as trying to argue with a Vogon. Uranus is here, in all its liberating glory. These changes are as inevitable as a supernova, but don't worry, they could lead to a stability that's as comforting as your favorite Star Trek episode. So, let's boldly go where no Taurus has gone before!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 12' 27", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4366447905km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: The Cosmic Hippie Pool Party
What's crackin', celestial chickens? So, we've got Neptune, the king of the cosmic ocean, taking a long, dreamy dip in the mystical waters of Pisces. It's like a universal pool party with the DJ playing 'Age of Aquarius' on repeat. Neptune in Pisces is basically the universe's way of handing us a pair of spiritual goggles, enhancing our third-eye vision like the Hubble Telescope. Poof goes the fog of confusion, and we suddenly find ourselves seeing with 20/20 spiritual clarity, making petty differences seem as important as a debate about Star Trek vs Star Wars at a quantum physics convention. This cosmic conjunction is like a celestial PSA calling attention to our collective healing and progress. It's like Neptune and Pisces are having a playful pillow fight, and every feather that escapes is an idea, a dream, or a gift that we can contribute to the world. They are shaking us gently by the shoulders and whispering, "Hey, you've got something cool to share, don't be shy." Now's the time to dive into spirituality akin to a nerd diving into a new Dungeons & Dragons campaign. Set up your sacred space like you're arranging your action figures for an epic battle. Connect with what's holy to you, be it Yoda, Buddha, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Neptune in Pisces is also nudging us to share our newfound wisdom with the world. Because let's face it, if everyone started treating each other with the same respect Trekkies have for Starfleet regulations, we'd all be much better off, right? So, remember, Neptune's retrograde journey through Pisces is here to support us. It's like having your own celestial Gandalf guiding you through the misty mountains of life, making sure you don't trip over any goblins or your own feet. Embrace it, my friends, and may the force be with you.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 00' 44", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5246010770km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, cosmic voyagers and interstellar surfers! I hope you've got your spacesuits on and your helmets tight, because we're going on a cosmic journey to our dear old dwarf planet, Pluto. Yes, the one that's so far away, it probably has its own area code! Now, Pluto, our chilly little buddy, is hanging out in Capricorn right now. Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking: "Whoopee-doo, what's it doing, knitting mittens?" Well, not exactly. You see, both Pluto and Capricorn share a common love for power and success. They're like the intergalactic power couple of the cosmos. They're so focused, they could burn holes through steel with their minds... if they had minds. So, with these two aligned, you might find your inner empath taking a back seat. Remember, it's always good to listen to others' ideas, even if they sound as ridiculous as someone saying Pluto isn't a real planet. Pluto, that frosty little misfit, wants us to let go of our negative patterns. Kind of like how it was booted from the planet club and became a dwarf planet, but look at it now, still orbiting and minding its business. So, whatever you do, be like Pluto. Let go, but also persevere. The process does involve some destruction, though. I'm not talking about the "I forgot to separate my whites and colors in the laundry" kind of destruction. More like the "I need to stop eating cookies for breakfast" type. So, be deliberate in your destruction. Remember, sometimes, the best way to create is to first destroy. So, buckle up, space cadets! It's going to be a bumpy ride. But hey, if Pluto can handle being demoted and then promoted again, you can handle anything this universe throws at you. Keep your telescopes pointed towards the stars and your hearts open to new possibilities. It's a big universe out there, so make sure you make your cosmic footprint count!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.
Sun Opposite Jupiter
Today will be one of optimism and self-confidence. Your only danger is in becoming over-confident. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Watch the tendency towards self-aggrandizement, false pride, and over-indulgence in food and drink. Don't overspend.
Although their intentions are generally good, people with challenging aspects between the Sun and Jupiter are given to overdoing things. They can easily gloss over realistic details and get themselves into debt, overindulge in pleasures such as food and drink, and promise more than they can deliver.
For the most part, they find help for their excesses. Somebody’s there to bail them out, as plenty of people believe that their hearts are in the right place. Generally, this is the case, but if excessive behavior becomes a pattern, and the natives continually face light consequences, there is the danger that they will not learn from their mistakes and abuse the “system”, relying on their friends and family to help them out a little too often. Their reputation for being good people, thus, can eventually be used to further their purposes.
However, many people with this aspect don’t fall into the trap of losing their sincerity. They are generous, helpful, and charitable. Still, the tendency to live beyond their means is a real threat that many struggle with much of their lives. Another thing to watch for is depression. These people tend to go through periods of intense highs when they are excessively optimistic. These periods are so marked that they seem to be unnatural and a fall seems to be inevitable. They can make promises they intend to keep, but have a problem with follow-through. Self-control can be a real problem. Usually quite knowledgeable and generous with their time, these people have many talents that they may take for granted.
Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Billy Crystal, Ian Scott Anderson (Jethro Tull), Nell Carter, Edgar Cayce, Linda Goodman, George Lucas, the Olsen twins, Dolly Parton, John Ritter, Oscar Wilde; Oppositions – Robert Duvall, Beau Bridges, Monica Lewinsky, James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner.
Alternate interpretations:
Note: The square, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and opposition are also called “hard”, “challenging”, or “inharmonious” aspects.
Sun opposition Jupiter: Children with this aspect often need to learn to listen, because they may have a tendency of doing the opposite of what they are told! Basically a positive placement indicating enormous energy and radiance, the pitfall of the Sun/Jupiter opposition is overconfidence manifesting as a tendency to take on too many projects at once or a tendency to delve into projects without prior training. There is a tendency to think “I can do anything!” which is fine as long as the child is willing to go through the necessary training to get there! He could get carried away when it comes to vocational choices, following rainbows! This going against himself, so to speak, may also bring him in opposition to those in authority. Help him examine carefully the choices he makes. Insist he finish what he begins, and insist he promise only that which objectively can be fulfilled. Teach your child the importance of right timing and punctuality! Check the nature of the signs and houses that the Sun and Jupiter are in for greater insight in balancing the qualities of this polarity. — Interpretation from the Child Star Report.
Sun opposition Jupiter: You aim high, dream big dreams, and have a tremendous sense of what is possible for you to achieve. Overconfidence, grandiosity, lack of humility, and/or extreme discontent in modest circumstances may be your faults. Generally, however, your great expectations and enterprising spirit lead to success. Business, especially when there is an element of risk and speculation, suits you well. — Interpretation from the Merlin Report.
Sun opposition Jupiter: Sometimes you’re prone to unrealistically high expectations, and this in turn can cause frustration when real life doesn’t measure up.
Your optimism and self-confidence will go through periods of being exceedingly high, making you feel invincible. You’ll experience more satisfaction if you take the time to think things through and proceed with patience and even a certain amount of caution. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path Report.
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.