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14 November, 2023
Solar activity was low. Region 3483 (N09W79, Dko/Beta-Gamma) continued to be the largest, most magnetically complex region on the visible disk, but was mostly stable and quiet. Region 3484 (S15W76, Cao/Beta) on the other hand was the main culprit of activity, producing numerous lower level C-class flares, the largest of which was a C2.6 flare at 13/1331 UTC. Region 3486 (S09W22, Dso/Beta) exhibited some overall growth as it gained intermediate spots which were quickly consolidated into its leading and trailing groups. Region 3487 (S16W33, Dro/Beta) formed rapidly this period, was numbered, but was otherwise unremarkable as of yet. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was enhanced by a passing CME that left the Sun on 09 Nov and likely positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field primarily ranged from 1-10 nT before increasing to 14-15 nT. The Bz component began the period with a sustained southward deflection reaching -7 to -8 nT, but was mostly northward thereafter with a couple of minor exceptions. Wind speeds exhibited a decreasing trend from ~450 km/s to ~400 km/s before increasing to ~440 km/s near the end of the period. Phi was predominantly positive with a few brief excursions to a negative solar sector.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 02 degrees, 11' 01", at a velocity of 13.28 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 0.9 days old. It is 384069.87 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 21 Sco 36' 27", and is 148030454km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 02 Sag 11' 01", and is 383387km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Oh, stardust dwellers, buckle up your cosmic seat belts! The moon, that big ol' cheese wheel in our night sky, has parked itself in Sagittarius, the archer of the zodiac! And guess what? It's a whopping 383,580.788507544km away. Yes, I counted every single kilometer, and yes, I do have too much free time. Now, when the moon meanders into Sagittarius, it doesn't just kick back with a lunar latte and watch the celestial soap operas. No siree! It brings with it an energy that's as bold and expansive as Sagittarius' love for adventure! This is the time when you feel a surge of curiosity bubbling within you, an urge to explore the unexplored, to delve into the mysteries of life, universe, and why that one sock always disappears from the laundry. You might also find yourself suddenly craving strange and exotic foods. Don't be alarmed! It's just your taste buds exploring new territories. Just remember, even if you have the courage of a brave Sagittarian archer, that doesn't mean you need to challenge a ghost pepper to a duel, capisce? And let's not forget the philosophical bent of Sagittarius! You might find yourself pondering the deep questions, such as is there life on Mars? What is the sound of one hand clapping? How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? So, fellow travelers of the cosmos, embrace this lunar shift. Pack your metaphorical bags, arm yourself with an open mind and a sense of humor, and prepare to journey into the great unknown! Just remember to bring back that missing sock, will ya?Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 05 Sag 59' 45", moving at 1.49 degrees per day, and is 201086064km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Howdy, cosmic cowboy! Strap yourself in 'cause Mercury just moseyed on into Sagittarius's territory and I reckon we're in for a galactic rodeo! Now, if you're expecting Mercury to be all quiet and subtle... well sugar, you might as well ask a Reaver to sit down for tea! Mercury’s got its eye on the horizon, just like our favorite spacefaring archer, Sagittarius. So, what does this mean for us? Well, it's like when Wash gets his mitts on Serenity's controls - things are gonna get exciting and a mite unpredictable. Our quicksilver planet is all about the details - the nuts and bolts, if you will. But Sagittarius? He’s got his sights set on the big picture, always aiming for the stars. It's like combining Kaylee's mechanic know-how with Mal's leadership - the trick is to make sure the details don't get lost in the grand vision. Now this mashup of Mercury and Sagittarius is gonna make for some fiery debates and passionate messages, faster than Jayne can get into trouble. But remember, we gotta keep our cool, drop our prejudices, but not our reason. We're all looking for answers to life's big questions, like "What's the deal with Shepherd Book's hair?" but it's important to respect different viewpoints. But hold onto your horses, 'cause we gotta be careful not to let our words go running wild like a herd of rampaging cattle. Double, no, triple-check before you speak. We don't wanna end up sounding like fools or saying something we'll regret later...like that time Simon tried to compliment Zoe's fighting skills. As Sagittarius takes the helm, we're encouraged to broaden our horizons. Maybe it's time to plan a trip to a new planet, learn a new skill, or even switch careers. Who knows, you might end up as a Companion or a ship's doctor... or even a captain of your own Firefly-class ship! Just remember, the 'verse is full of endless possibilities, so aim high, and keep flying.Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 06 Lib 27' 44", moving at 1.11 degrees per day, and is 127684154km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Venus Is In Libra: The Romantic Romp in Space
Hey you cosmic voyagers, hold onto your tinfoil hats because love is beaming down from the cosmos and into your life! Venus, that curvaceous goddess of love and beauty, has just sashayed her way into the refined and balanced sign of Libra. And when Venus and Libra start to tango, it's like watching Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye in a science-off. There's harmony, balance, and a lot of nerdy charm!
With Venus in Libra, relationships become as light and pleasant as a feather floating in zero gravity. Nobody wants to rock the spaceship now, so we're all about maintaining the peace. Arguments? They're about as welcome as a black hole in your living room. So folks, if you've been having more drama than an episode of Star Trek, now's the time to channel your inner Vulcan and go for logic and harmony over emotional upheaval.
And here's where the math comes in, because love during Venus in Libra isn't a 50/50 deal, it's a 100/100 commitment. If your relationship feels as balanced as a seesaw with an elephant on one side and a mouse on the other, then this cosmic alignment will highlight the imbalance faster than you can say "E=mc2". But fear not, space cadets! This transit also brings the grace and cooperation needed to rectify the imbalance and start afresh. It's like getting a software update for your love life!
Now let's not forget, Venus and Libra aren't just about love. They're also the universe's fashion police, with a keen eye for beauty and style. With Venus in Libra, it's time to update your look. Maybe trade in those old Star Wars t-shirts for something a bit more stylish (but hey, keep the Chewbacca ones, they're classics). A little revamp can boost your confidence to stellar levels.
In a nutshell, Venus in Libra is your chance to channel your inner hippie, love with all your heart, and strive for peace and harmony. So let your love light shine brighter than a supernova and make the most of this cosmic alignment. And remember, in the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 22 Sco 48' 40", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 378733204km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Alright, listen up star gazers! The red planet Mars is currently hanging out in Scorpio, and believe me, it's not for a casual cup of cosmic tea. Nope, this isn't your average planetary playdate. Mars has gone full metal jacket, and it’s about to get real...and by real, I mean 378741699.574423373km worth of real! Now that Mars is in Scorpio, he's got his game face on and he's not in the mood for compromise. It's like he's taken control of the remote and is refusing to watch anything that isn’t an action-packed, high-drama sci-fi thriller. And if anyone tries telling him to chill? Well, you better pack a lunch because you're in for a day. This Mars in Scorpio thing is less of a friendly drop-in visit and more of a "seize the day" boot camp for your soul. It's about as subtle as a supernova and twice as transformative. It's like Mars is telling us to strap on our jetpacks and rocket towards change with full throttle. But beware, my celestial comrades! With the fiery Mars taking a dip in the watery Scorpio, we might feel a bit...crabby. There's a chance we'll lash out with the intensity of a black hole, causing drama that would make even the most melodramatic soap opera blush. So let's try to use this energy to tackle some big projects instead, eh? Maybe build a Death Star or two. Remember, this is a spiritual boot camp, not a gladiator fight to the death. So check your lightsabers at the door and focus instead on developing your personal power. Rise above the dark side – leave the revenge plots, power struggles, and bitterness for the Sith Lords. With courage, discipline, and willpower, we can master these parts, and come out of this transit feeling like we've completed a Jedi training montage. So buckle up, space cadets. Mars in Scorpio is here, and it's about to get interesting. May the Force (and the Stars) be with you!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 09 Tau 01' 47", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 599316353km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
"Space Bull in the Cosmic China Shop"
Alright, space cowboys and cowgirls, put on your astro-boots. Jupiter, the big kahuna of wisdom, is sidling up to Taurus, the universe's most stubborn celestial bull. It's like inviting a philosopher to a rodeo; let's see if they can last the full eight seconds or if they end up discussing the meaning of life with the rodeo clown.
With Jupiter and Taurus doing the cosmic tango, it's like finding out Yoda has been living in your basement all along. The wisdom you've been searching for? It's been under your nose, probably buried under a pile of laundry or tucked behind that moldy container of Chinese takeout. Time to do some spring cleaning of the soul, my friends!
Now, Jupiter in Taurus is like having a motivational coach with a megaphone strapped to your back while you're running a marathon. It's screaming at you to make that dream board, to-do lists, and check off those goals one by one. We've got Jupiter's drive for improvement and Taurus' headstrong endurance cheering us on. It's not about sprinting; it's a cosmic endurance race. So strap in, buckle up, and remember to hydrate!
When Jupiter and Taurus get together, it's like winning the cosmic lottery. Your piggy bank might just start resembling a potbellied pig. But keep in mind, Taurus also likes to live the high life. So before you start ordering golden statues of yourself, remember that 'need' and 'want' are two different things. Remember, a gold toilet seat might seem like a good idea, but it's chilly in the winter!
To sum up, Jupiter in Taurus is about finding wisdom in unexpected places, building towards your goals with patience and determination, enjoying the potential for prosperity, but being smart about indulgence. It's like a cosmic self-help book that doesn't cost three easy payments of $19.95. So saddle up, folks! The rodeo's in town!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 35' 59", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1428309554km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright, folks! Get ready to strap on your space boots and whip out your cosmic compass because Saturn, the universe's grumpy old man, has just set up camp in Pisces, the dreamy, starry-eyed fish of the zodiac. And just to give you a sense of how negligible the distance of 1,428,224,499.999067068km is in space terms, did you know that's roughly the same as circling the Earth 35,634 times? Yeah, I just threw that in there for free. I'm generous like that. Now, you might be wondering what this means for you. Well, imagine if Gandalf from Lord of the Rings decided to crash at your place and took over your Netflix account. You're probably not going to be watching reruns of Friends anymore, are you? Nope, you'll be knee-deep in documentaries about quantum physics and ancient civilizations. That's kind of what Saturn in Pisces feels like. It’s not going to let us indulge in our favorite daydreams without asking some questions. Like, “are these dreams actually going to become something, or are they just pretty pictures in your mind?” You might feel a bit intruded upon, like "Hey, Saturn, where do you get off questioning my dreams?" But remember, this celestial taskmaster is just trying to help us turn those dreams into reality. If you find yourself feeling a tad restless, anxious, or having trouble sleeping (all common side-effects of having Saturn in your Piscean dream house), don't sweat it. Take a cosmic chill pill, go for a walk in nature, meditate, or just take a nap. But keep your dream journal handy because Saturn might just drop a wisdom bomb in your dreams. Oh, and while we're at it, remember to get a full night's sleep. Yes, you heard me right! That's your astrologer advising you to get more sleep. Because, let's face it, we're all a bit more like the hobbits than we care to admit... and who can resist second breakfast? So, in summary - Saturn in Pisces? Not a cosmic joyride, but definitely a journey worth taking. Remember, as Gandalf would say, "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." And right now, the time is calling us to turn our dreams into reality. So buckle up, star travelers, it’s going to be one heck of a ride!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 02' 24", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2787244860km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Cosmic Shakedown
Holy spaceballs, stargazers! Uranus has decided to crash the Taurus party and boy, oh boy, it's like inviting a cyborg to a knitting circle - unexpected, to say the least. The good old Taurus, who usually likes their life as steady as a well-calibrated Bunsen burner, is about to have their world stirred up like a cosmic cocktail by our rebellious planet friend, Uranus. Taurus, as we know, loves the status quo like geeks love comic-con. They'd rather stick to their old-school ways than change. But Uranus, that cheeky little planet, is all about revolutionizing things faster than you can say "quantum mechanics." Hang on to your telescopes, folks, because finance - Taurus's favorite subject - is about to get a Uranus makeover. Imagine inventing new forms of currency, like swapping Star Trek memorabilia instead of dollars, or paying for your latte with likes on Instagram. During the seven-year long cosmic tango between Uranus and Taurus, we might see our banking systems going through more changes than a teenager with a mood ring. Now, let's bring this star show a bit closer to home. Uranus in Taurus might give us the nudge we need to break free from monetary shackles. You know, those pesky things like debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages that make us feel like we're in a never-ending game of cosmic Monopoly. It's like Uranus is saying, "Hey, you don't need to be Scrooge McDuck to be happy." In the end, like a stubborn old mule, we can dig our heels in and resist these changes, but guess what? Uranus doesn't care. This planet is all about liberation, baby! It's time to change our relationship with money and materialism. So embrace the chaos, my fellow space travelers, because the changes we make during this period might just land us on a more stable asteroid in the vast cosmic sea.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 01' 35", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4390520181km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Oh, interstellar wanderers, it seems our cosmic buddy Neptune has adopted Pisces as its temporary home. Now, I know what you're thinking. "But our Neptunian pal is 4,390,462,848.528519630km away! How can it possibly affect my day-to-day life?" Well, my dear stargazers, let me break it down for you in the grooviest way possible! Neptune in Pisces is a bit like mixing two kinds of ice cream together. You've got your smooth, dreamy Piscean vanilla blending with Neptune's cosmic swirl. When these flavors unite, they create a unique sort of sundae that's all about transcending the mundane. It's like swapping your plain old reading glasses for rose-tinted spectacles. Suddenly, those pesky daily differences seem as important as a speck of dust on the lens of the Hubble Space Telescope. This celestial shuffle is essentially the universe's way of handing you a cosmic microphone and asking, "What can you bring to the great big space jam of life?" Maybe you're a master at knitting tiny sweaters for kittens, or perhaps you've got a knack for solving Rubik's cubes in record time. Whatever your unique offering, now's the time to share it with the world. Feeling a spiritual itch? Scratch it by exploring a new metaphysical path or creating a sacred space in your home. Neptune in Pisces is like your personal spiritual concierge, pointing you towards paths of enlightenment and making sure the cosmic room service delivers exactly what your soul ordered. So, embrace this cosmic cocktail, my friends. Remember, Neptune might be a few billion kilometers away, but it's still closer than the nearest Starbucks in the Andromeda galaxy. And its influence is far more enlightening than a venti caramel macchiato! Happy stargazing!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 10' 28", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5276588872km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: The Nerdy Astrologer's Perspective
Good news, space cadets! Pluto, that cosmic underdog, has doggedly trekked its way into Capricorn. Oh, I know, it's not exactly a party in the cosmos, but stick with me here. This is like Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory deciding he wants to become the CEO of Google. It's going to be interesting, to say the least.
Pluto and Capricorn are both power-hungry entities, only instead of craving the last slice of pizza or the final season of their favorite sci-fi series (Doctor Who, anyone?), they're all about success and focus. They're like two cosmic Type A personalities having a celestial power lunch. And let's face it, when these two get together, empathy for other viewpoints might as well be on the dark side of the moon. So, if you find yourself suddenly channeling your inner drill sergeant, demanding results from everyone around you, don't say I didn't warn you.
But here's the thing: Pluto isn't just about being the tiny, icy, overachiever of the solar system. It's also about transformation. It's like that moment when you realize you've been wearing your pants inside out all day, and you decide to own it as a fashion statement. It's all about getting rid of those patterns that no longer serve you. Or, in layman's terms, cleaning out your closet and finally admitting you're never going to fit into those high school jeans again.
So buckle up, my celestial friends. It's time to channel your inner cosmic Marie Kondo and start sparking joy - or at least sparking some change. Just remember, while you're out there transforming and striving for success, don't forget to keep your head out of the cosmic clouds. It's all well and good to reach for the stars, but remember to keep your feet on Mother Earth too.
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.