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18 November, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3486 (S08W74, Dso/beta) remained mostly unchanged and stable as it rotated to the west limb. Region 3487 (S17, L=177) decayed to plage as it rotated around the west limb, while new Region 3489 (S15E71, Cao/beta) was numbered as it rotated onto the visible disk.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind environment reflected nominal conditions. Total field averaged near 4 nT, the Bz component was +/- 3 nT, and solar wind speeds averaged between 310-370 km/s. Phi was mostly positive, with brief excursions into a negative orientation.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 27 degrees, 00' 16", at a velocity of 14.02 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5 days old. It is 367362.91 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 25 Sco 38' 19", and is 147896892km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 27 Cap 00' 16", and is 372964km away and approaching.Moon Is In Capricorn
Alright, star children, buckle up! We've got the Moon hanging out in Capricorn today, and no, it's not there for the goat cheese. This lunar event is all about discipline, ambition, and practicality. Picture Spock at a Star Trek convention, playing Dungeons & Dragons with a bunch of elves - that level of focus, folks. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, cosmic comedian, isn't Capricorn a bit...stiff?" Well, yes, my astute celestial enthusiast, but remember, even Sheldon Cooper loosens up sometimes. Think of it as an opportunity to channel your inner Hermione Granger – organise those magic potions, balance that checkbook, and for goodness sake, clean out that TARDIS of a closet you've been neglecting! But don't get too comfy in your newfound state of order, because our faithful Moon, ever the cosmic nomad, will be packing its bags and shifting to Aquarius in the next 24 hours. Yes, the same Aquarius that's more unpredictable than Schrödinger's cat. One moment it's alive, the next it's... well, you get the drift. So, here's the deal: Use this Capricorn energy to get your ducks in a row (or your Tribbles, if you prefer) before the Moon jumps into Aquarius and all hell breaks loose. Because trust me, when Aquarius comes knocking, it's less like a quiet Vulcan mind meld and more like a full-on, Marty McFly time-travel adventure. Remember, the Moon is a whopping 373,055.228424329km away (give or take a few meters for the astro-nerds out there). It's not going to pop over for a cup of tea and a chat. So make the most of this energy while you can. After all, as Roy Batty said, "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave." Don't be a slave to your chaos, embrace the Capricorn discipline, and then, bring on the Aquarius madness! And remember, folks - in space, no one can hear you organize.Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 11 Sag 53' 18", moving at 1.46 degrees per day, and is 194421336km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Alright, my celestial voyagers, prepare to buckle up your metaphorical astrological seat belts because Mercury, our favorite little speedy planet of communication, has decided to play tourist in Sagittarius. Now, if you're picturing a miniature planet wearing a funny hat and taking selfies at the cosmic Grand Canyon, you're not too far off. You see, Mercury is usually the one who's obsessed with the fine print, the small details, the nitty-gritty. But when Mercury vacations in Sagittarius, it trades in its magnifying glass for a pair of binoculars, scanning the horizon instead of the footnotes. It's like trying to read a book while riding a roller coaster; thrilling, but a bit disorientating. During this transit, we're all likely to catch Sagittarius' infectious enthusiasm, spouting off grand ideas and confident messages like we've been mainlining espresso. The cosmos are practically begging us to engage in spirited debates, but remember: keep your reason, but drop your prejudices. It's like a game of cosmic dodgeball - you need to dodge fallacies while catching insights. However, there's a cosmic caution sign on this astral highway: Mercury in Sagittarius can make us blurt out words faster than a busted fire hydrant. Our mouths might be running a marathon while our brains are still tying their shoelaces. So, before you audition for the role of verbal cannonball, triple check if your words are actually boarding passes to Wisdomville, not Foolstown. Now, Sagittarius is represented by the Archer, the cosmic Indiana Jones. And when Mercury is here, it feels like all horizons are expanding like a science fiction universe. Think about it as a celestial permission slip to start dreaming about that trip you've always wanted, or maybe even going back to school, or starting a new job. It's like the universe is giving us all a cosmic nudge, or more accurately, a friendly shove off the proverbial cliff of possibilities. So, my lovely inhabitants of Planet Earth, while Mercury is in Sagittarius, let's embrace the spirit of adventure, keep our wits about us, and remember - don't panic!Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 10 Lib 56' 46", moving at 1.13 degrees per day, and is 132071450km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Venus is in Libra, and it's not messing around!
Okay folks, grab your telescopes and suit up because Venus has moonwalked its way into Libra, and it's ready to shake things up! The planet of love has checked into the Libra Hotel, and it’s time for a love fest. But remember, this isn't your typical summer fling kind of situation, it's more like a cosmic tea party with cucumber sandwiches and a side of diplomacy.
When Venus is in Libra, relationships become as light and fluffy as your Aunt Martha's famous angel food cake. Everyone is suddenly on their best behavior, arguing is so passé, and we’re all about that charm life. It’s almost like we’ve collectively decided to treat our relationships like a delicate china teapot - better to use the good coasters and avoid any nasty water rings, am I right?
But here's the science bit, Venus in Libra isn’t just about avoiding conflict, it's about restoring balance. Imagine your relationship is a seesaw (stay with me here); it’s not about both of you weighing exactly 50kg to keep it balanced, it's about each of you pushing down with 100% effort. So if your love life has been feeling like a bad episode of the Twilight Zone, get ready for a reality check.
And let's not forget, Venus and Libra are the cosmos' fashionistas. Style and beauty matter when Venus struts her stuff through Libra’s elegant walkway. Think of this as a cosmic permission slip to revamp your wardrobe or redecorate your living space. Maybe it's finally time to buy that neon lava lamp you've been eyeing?
So, as Venus waltzes through Libra, remember this: Love with your whole heart, strive for peace, and maybe invest in a pair of bell-bottom jeans. It's time to make the most of this beautiful transit, one tie-dye t-shirt at a time.
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 25 Sco 37' 50", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 377888145km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Greetings, celestial voyagers! It seems we're in for quite the astrological ride with Mars deciding to take a summer home in Scorpio. Now, don't panic - it's not like we've got a red planet rocketing in our backyard. No, it's a comfortable 377897823.518469632km away, but its influence is far-reaching, like those distant Star Trek episodes where Captain Sisko is stuck in a time loop. Now, I know, I know - you're probably thinking "Mars in Scorpio? Doesn't that just mean we'll all be grumpy and ready to phase anyone who crosses us?" Well, yes and no. Sure, Mars is the celestial equivalent of that guy who never gives up his seat on the bus, even for little old ladies. But when it's in Scorpio, it's like he's suddenly decided to give up his seat, buy everyone ice cream, and start a charity for injured tribbles. During this time, your drive and ambition will be more charged than an overused tricorder. You'll feel like there's a warp core inside you, ready to explore every dark nebula and unknown quadrant of your life. It's a time for bold missions, spacewalks into the depths of your soul, and maybe even a little interspecies diplomacy (just remember to read the Prime Directive first). But beware, fellow stardust travelers. Mars in Scorpio can also turn us into a bunch of angry Klingons. It's important to manage that rage, or before you know it, you'll be challenging every Tom, Dick, and Harry to a bat'leth duel. Use this energy constructively, channel that inner Montgomery Scott and fix that metaphorical warp drive instead of using it to start unnecessary starship battles. So, think of Mars in Scorpio as your personal spiritual boot camp, just without the early morning wake-up calls and the drill sergeant yelling in your face. Harness its power to conquer your shadows, manage power struggles, and forgive past grievances. Remember, it's not about winning the battle, but navigating the galaxy of transformation with courage, discipline, and willpower. That's all from the bridge for now, space cadets. Until next time, live long and prosper - or as we astrologers say, may the stars guide your journey!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 08 Tau 31' 23", moving backwards at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 601973268km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Cash Cow
Alright, stargazers, get your pocket protectors and flower crowns ready because we're diving headfirst into the cosmos today. Jupiter, that big ol' planet of wisdom and deep thought, has decided to shimmie its way into Taurus, the zodiac's most stubbornly inert sign. It's like Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory decided to spend a summer at Woodstock - not an obvious match, but somehow it works.
This planetary potluck is a cosmic wake-up call that nudges us to realize that the answers we seek are not in a galaxy far, far away, but right here within us. Yeah, I know, sounds all New Age-y, doesn't it? But bear with me.
Jupiter in Taurus is like your very own celestial personal trainer, pushing you towards your dreams and goals. You'll be energized to make practical to-do lists and start ticking off items one by one. It's like having Yoda and the Energizer Bunny both cheering you on. Trust in the process, you must. Keep going and going, you will.
Now, Jupiter is also the planet of good luck and fortune, while Taurus is the sign of wealth and money. So, it's like winning the cosmic lottery - but remember, with great power comes great responsibility. This is not the time to blow all your cash on that life-size replica of the Starship Enterprise. Be patient and careful with your impulses, or you might find yourself in a financial black hole.
Taurus is also known to enjoy the finer things in life and rarely says "no" to indulgence. When the planet of expansion meets Taurus, let's just say, it's like Willy Wonka's golden ticket landed in the hands of Augustus Gloop. So, remember to keep your cravings in check or you might find yourself floating down a chocolate river without a paddle!
So, there you have it, folks. Jupiter in Taurus is your cosmic cash cow, your celestial cheerleader, and your planetary personal trainer all rolled into one. Use this time wisely, keep your impulses in check, and remember - the Force is with you... always.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 40' 60", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1438156750km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Swims with the Pisces
So, Saturn's decided to take a dip in the cosmic pool with Pisces, eh? Now, I know what you're thinking – "Saturn, that old taskmaster, in dreamy Pisces? That's like inviting a librarian to a rave party!" But stick with me here. Saturn might be the "Master of Rules," but even he knows how to take off his tie and have some fun. And by fun, I mean helping you turn your wildest dreams into reality. So grab that notepad and let's get down to some serious daydreaming business.
Now, it won't all be rainbows and unicorns. Saturn in Pisces is kind of like having your dad join your secret comic book club. Initially, it feels intrusive having him around, questioning your interpretation of the latest superhero saga. But eventually, you realize that he's got some pretty useful insights. So, instead of putting up the "No Trespassing" sign, let Saturn in. He just might help you find the hidden treasures in your dreamscape.
Oh, and don't forget about that Pisces' connection to sleep and dreams! With Saturn making waves in these waters, you might find yourself tossing and turning more than usual. Fear not, my celestial friends. This is the perfect opportunity to embrace your inner hippie. Meditate, take a stroll in the forest, practice deep breathing, or catch a quick power nap. Just remember to keep a dream journal by your bedside. You never know when a midnight revelation might strike!
And hey, if you find yourself feeling a bit restless, why not turn in early? After all, there's no shame in hitting the hay before everyone else. Give yourself the space to slow down, rest, and tune in to the wisdom of this Saturn-Pisces combo. Trust me, you won't regret it!
Remember folks, the universe has a funny way of bringing us exactly what we need, when we need it. So let's embrace Saturn's dance with Pisces and see where it leads us. After all, who knows? This cosmic pairing might just bring out the superhero in you!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 52' 26", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2787764139km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, my fellow stargazers, buckle up your seatbelts and grab your telescopes because Uranus has taken a cosmic U-turn and is now doing the cha-cha in Taurus! Yes, you heard it right! And boy, is this a big deal? Absolutely! Taurus, dear friends, is like your favorite comfy couch. It loves routine, stability, and a good Netflix binge. But Uranus, oh Uranus, is like that eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced, starts rearranging your furniture, and insists on watching foreign art-house films. Can you imagine the ruckus? Now, Taurus, being the Wall Street of the zodiac, has a special place in its heart for money. So, with Uranus in Taurus, we're looking at some major shake-ups in our financial world. I'm talking about changes that are bigger than when they stopped making Star Trek VHS tapes. We might see new forms of currency popping up faster than exotic species in the Delta Quadrant. Banks may have to adapt quicker than a shape-shifting Changeling. Expect the unexpected, folks! On a personal level, this planetary dance is all about liberating ourselves from the Ferengi-like grip of money. Debts, taxes, credit card interest - all those things that can feel like a Borg cube closing in on us, are up for review. We may also reflect on how attached we are to our material possessions. Do we own our things, or do they own us? It's like a philosophical debate with Data and Picard! But don’t panic, dear friends! Remember what happens every time the Starship Enterprise faces an imminent threat? They come out stronger than ever. Similarly, these changes, as daunting as they might seem, could lead us to a more secure, stable future. It's all about embracing the ride, even if it feels like you're being catapulted at warp speed into the unknown. So, let's boldly go where no man, woman, or horoscope reader has gone before!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 58' 55", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4399405071km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
"Hold onto your telescopes, star gazers! Neptune's sashaying its way through Pisces like a cosmic diva on a catwalk. This celestial event is approximately 4399345242.052618027km away, which is slightly further than your nearest Starbucks. Neptune in Pisces is like having a fog machine at a disco party - it's murky, mystifying and you're never quite sure where the DJ is. But amidst this nebulous dance-off, something amazing happens. You start seeing the bigger picture as clearly as a Vulcan on a logic binge. Petty differences? Pfft, as relevant as a solar flare in a black hole. You suddenly realize that we're all one big cosmic family, bobbing along in the same space-time continuum. It's like a reunion, but with less awkward conversations and more understanding. You find yourself asking, "What can I contribute to this universal potluck?" Maybe you've got ideas as bright as Sirius, or dreams as vast as the Milky Way. You're being called up to the cosmic karaoke stage to share them. And luckily, Neptune's gone retrograde, which means it's essentially doing the moonwalk for your entertainment. So, while Neptune's busy perfecting its dance moves, why not try out that spiritual yoga class you've been eyeing? Or perhaps it's time to turn that dusty corner of your room into a sacred space. Who knows, you might just find your inner zen or at least a place to hide your comic book collection. Remember, this cosmic ballet is a reminder that everything is interconnected, even if we're just a bunch of stardust bumbling around in the universe, trying to make sense of it all. So, get out there and spread your unique brand of awesomeness. After all, we're all in this galaxy together."Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 14' 35", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5286280128km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Hello, stardust sprinkled earthlings and welcome to another riveting space-time rendezvous with your friendly neighborhood astrologer. Today, we're going to take a cosmic detour to visit our little outcast friend, Pluto, currently hanging out in the austere realm of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Pluto's not even a proper planet anymore, is it?" Well, let's not get into that debate with the International Astronomical Union today. They're still grumpy about the whole "Uranus sounds funny" thing. So, Pluto, our distant dwarf planet, is a mere 5,286,227,128.638230324km away. Ah, a casual Sunday drive, really. It's currently in prograde motion, which in layman's terms means it's moving forward. Yes, unlike some of our personal lives, Pluto has got its act together. The thing about Pluto chilling in Capricorn is that it's like inviting the Hulk to a tea party. Both are powerhouses, both have a bit of a one-track mind, and both don't play well with others when they're focused on a task. So, during this cosmic combo, we might find our empathy for others' views taking a backseat. It's a bit like being at a Star Trek convention and insisting that Star Wars is better. Not cool guys, not cool. Pluto, the celestial embodiment of a personal trainer, wants us to ditch those negative patterns that are as useful as an inflatable dartboard. Yes, it's going to involve some destruction, but think of it as a cosmic renovation. And remember, when wielding your planetary sledgehammer, aim carefully. You wouldn't want to knock out a load-bearing wall or, worse, the coffee machine. So buckle up, space cadets. This journey with Pluto in Capricorn might be a bumpy ride, but hey, at least it's not Uranus.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Sextile Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony between you and women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.