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26 November, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3503 (N21E58, Cro/beta) produced a C4.4 flare at 25/1439 UTC, the strongest of the period. Minor development was observed in the intermediate spots of Region 3499 (S17W25, Cai/beta) but the remaining numbered active regions were all either stable or in gradual decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters indicated the likely influence of a CME that left the Sun early on 22 Nov. At 25/0754 UTC, a small shock was observed in the already enhanced solar wind. Total field increased from 7 nT to 15 nT with a simultaneous increase in solar wind from 480 km/s to 550 km/s. Many periods of Bz south were observed afterward, with the further rotation reaching as far a -15 nT. Solar wind speeds reached a peak around 600 km/s by the periods end.
There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Taurus, at 19 degrees, 33' 50", at a velocity of 13.74 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. It is 377606.22 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 03 Sag 43' 03", and is 147653112km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 19 Tau 33' 50", and is 376482km away and receding.Moon Is In Taurus
Alright, cosmic cuties, buckle up because the moon is chilling in Taurus and it's going to be a wild ride. I mean, not Mars Rover wild, but you know, astrologically wild. The moon is currently 376,308.141810854km away – to put that into perspective, that's like running back and forth from your fridge to your couch approximately 1 billion times... give or take. And if you're asking, "How on earth does the moon move from Taurus to Gemini in just 24 hours?", well, allow me to dust off my science hat for a moment. You see, the moon isn't physically moving houses like some celestial tenant who can't decide where to settle down. It's more like the moon is playing a cosmic game of hide and seek, popping up in different constellations as seen from our perspective on Earth. Cool, huh? Now, Taurus, lovely Taurus. This sign is all about indulgence, comfort, and making bank. So, don't be surprised if you feel an urge to splurge on that vintage Star Trek poster or treat yourself to an extra slice of vegan pizza. Your wallet might be crying, but hey, the moon said it was okay! But don't get too comfy in those eco-friendly hemp pajamas because, in less than 24 hours, the moon will be sliding into Gemini. This is like going from a cozy night in, binge-watching 'The Big Bang Theory', to an intense debate club meeting. Get ready to communicate, socialize, and maybe learn a new language...like Klingon. In essence, prepare to transition from peace and calm to an energetic intellectual ride, faster than the Millennium Falcon on light speed. Just remember, the Force is with you...or at least, that's what your horoscope says.Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 23 Sag 10' 47", moving at 1.35 degrees per day, and is 176674860km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Hey, space cadets! Get ready, because Mercury has just checked into the cosmic hotel that is Sagittarius. Now, you know Mercury, right? It's not just the name of a defunct car brand or a misunderstood Roman god, it's our solar system's resident speed freak, always zipping around the Sun like it's got a Corellian hyperdrive attached to it. But now, it's going prograde in Sagittarius, which means it's moving forward, not backward, sideways or twirling around like a malfunctioning droid. Now, Mercury in Sagittarius is like bringing a microscope to a planetarium show. Mercury loves getting down to the nitty-gritty, while Sagittarius prefers the widescreen view of life. Imagine wearing bifocals with one lens zoomed in and the other one offering panoramic views, kind of disorienting, huh? But it's not all bad. This combo supports visions of tomorrow, just make sure you're not daydreaming about a galaxy far, far away when you should be plotting your course in this one. Mercury in Sagittarius is like a Wookiee on Endor - full of exuberant excitement and towering confidence. Just remember, in your quest for life's Death Star plans, don't dismiss alternate viewpoints as easily as a bored teenager dismisses Gungan politics. And remember, think before you let loose your proton torpedoes, I mean, words. We don't want any diplomatic incidents, do we? Now, Sagittarius is represented by the Archer, the explorer - kind of like a certain scruffy-looking nerf herder we all know and love. With Mercury here, possibilities are as endless as a run through the Kessel spice mines. So whether you're planning your next hyperspace jump, considering Jedi training, or pondering a new gig smuggling rare artifacts, now's the time to shoot for the stars. Just remember to keep your blasters set to stun and your wits about you. And may the Force, uh, I mean, the horoscope be with you!Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 20 Lib 04' 30", moving at 1.15 degrees per day, and is 140729959km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Venus Is In Libra: A Love Story Straight From Starfleet
Hold onto your tricorders, folks! Venus, the Kardashian of our solar system, has sashayed into Libra, the zodiac sign that's all about balance and beauty. Just imagine, if you will, Venus as a saucy, sequin-clad diva on a cosmic catwalk, voguing its way into the sign of the scales. We're talking serious interstellar glamour!
Now, unlike those plasma storms on the edge of the Gamma Quadrant, this isn't going to bring turbulence to your love life. No siree! Venus in Libra is more like a soothing Bajoran sunset, bringing harmony and calm. It's the time when we're less likely to engage in space bar brawls, and more inclined to engage in diplomatic discussions about who took the last slice of space pizza.
But remember, just like a warp core breach, unbalanced relationships will be glaringly obvious during this transit. Venus in Libra doesn't do love by halves. It's not a 50/50 split, it's 100/100. If one of you is doing the emotional equivalent of carrying a Tribble infestation while the other is just chilling in Ten Forward, believe me, it'll be noticed. But fear not! With the grace and cooperation of this transit, we can navigate these tricky waters like Picard maneuvering through an asteroid field.
And let's not forget about style! Venus and Libra are the galaxy's premier fashionistas. So why not take a leaf out of Counselor Troi's book and update your look? Perhaps a new Starfleet uniform in a different color, or maybe even going full Riker with a beard. Green thumb? Why not spice up your quarters with a nice new Class M plant?
Venus in Libra is a time to boldly love as you've never loved before. So, keep your phasers set to stunning, cooperate with your crewmates, seek out peace and tranquility, and above all - live long and prosper.
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 01 Sag 18' 29", moving at 0.71 degrees per day, and is 375884171km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius...or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Red Planet
Imagine you're an alien from Mars, like our friend from the Predator movies, but instead of hunting Arnold Schwarzenegger, you're just out for a leisurely space stroll. It's time to channel your inner Martian because Mars is currently doing its cosmic conga in Sagittarius and that means it's time to get out of your comfort zone.
While Mars is frolicking through Sagittarius, like a pixelated character in a vintage video game, we're all invited to level up. The world seems to be in high-definition, 4k ultra-HD realism, and suddenly, the impossible seems as probable as finding your missing sock in the dryer.
But watch out! Mars in Sagittarius doesn't just give you the vision of a NASA telescope, it also lights a rocket under you to blast off towards your dreams. We're talking Elon Musk level ambition here, folks. But don't forget to enjoy the journey, because being too focused on the future might make you miss the fun happening right now. It's like trying to solve quantum physics while at a Star Trek convention. Live long and prosper, am I right?
Now, here's where things get a bit tricky. Mars in Sagittarius can be a bit like a kid in a candy store - it wants everything and it wants it now. It's easy to overindulge, so remember to keep your lightsaber sheathed and don’t go full Sith Lord on us. Moderation is key.
Mars in Sagittarius is all about embracing our inner Dora the Explorer. It's time to explore new people, places, feelings, knowledge, and beliefs. It's like binge-watching a new Netflix series, but instead of "Stranger Things," it's your life. And the best part? You don't have to fly to Mars; you can explore right from your couch. Pick up a book, start learning a new language or try cooking a dish from a different culture. Remember, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, or in this case, a single click on your remote.
So go forth, my fellow cosmic voyagers. It’s time to boldly go where no man, woman, or astrologer has gone before. Beam me up, Scott
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 07 Tau 35' 28", moving backwards at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 609388083km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy Act
Hold onto your horoscopes, folks! Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, has taken up residence in Taurus, the zodiac’s equivalent of a stubborn old mule. It's like a cosmic version of a stand-up comedy act where Jupiter, playing the role of a wise philosopher, tries to teach the art of deep thinking to Taurus, who's too busy munching on cosmic grass to give a hoot.
During this transit, it’s as if we’ve all been handed a golden ticket to delve into our inner wisdom, like a bunch of spiritual miners. Only instead of pickaxes and helmets, we've got meditation apps and inspirational Pinterest boards. The challenge here is to ignore the constant onslaught of cat videos and meme culture long enough to discover our innate wisdom.
This planetary mashup is also like a celestial pep rally, getting us all hyped up to chase our dreams. Jupiter, the cosmic cheerleader, is doing the splits and throwing out pom-poms, while Taurus, the practical planner, is busy mapping out the best route to the trophy. We're being cheered on to trust the process and score some real-life success.
Now, don't think that this cosmic combo is all about introspection and goal-setting. Oh no! There's a potential for a real 'cha-ching' moment. Jupiter, the Santa Claus of planets, and Taurus, the Warren Buffet of the zodiac, are joining forces to potentially boost our bank accounts. So be sure to check your financial standings and maybe even buy a lottery ticket or two.
But there's a caveat! Taurus loves indulgence more than a house-elf loves socks. And when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, who has a 'buy now, worry later' attitude, our bank balances could be in for a rollercoaster ride. So remember folks, just because your credit card isn't physically screaming in pain, doesn't mean it's not hurting. Be mindful of your spending during this transit.
So, whether you're seeking spiritual enlightenment or financial growth, buckle up and enjoy the cosmic comedy act of Jupiter in Taurus. Just remember to keep your sense of humor handy, because the universe certainly has one!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 55' 54", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1457975296km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn Sashays into Pisces
Alright, star gazers, the celestial dance party has taken an interesting turn as Saturn, that strict chaperone of the cosmos, shimmies its way into the mystical realm of Pisces. Now, you might think, "What's a stern taskmaster like Saturn doing in dreamy, floaty Pisces? Are they even on the same cosmic playlist?" Well, let me tell you, when these two join forces, it's like having your own personal life coach... with a side of fairy dust.
With Saturn pirouetting through Pisces, we're being handed an opportunity to do some serious soul-searching. You know those wild dreams you’ve been nursing, like writing a sci-fi novel or opening an intergalactic-themed café? Yea, those. It's time to bring them out of the closet and into the light. Time to dust off those daydreams and start drawing up a blueprint for making it happen. Just don't forget to invest in a notepad, because the guidance you'll receive would make Yoda proud.
Now, I won’t sugarcoat it, this transit isn't all rainbows and unicorns. Saturn in Pisces can be a bit like having your favorite cookie jar under lock and key. It's going to ask tough questions and poke holes in your cosmic comfort zone. But remember, it’s for your own good. It's like a loveable, but slightly annoying, parent tidying up your room while simultaneously questioning your life choices. So, roll up your sleeves, put on your adulting pants and invite that planetary parent in for a cup of cosmic tea. Trust me, the advice will taste better than you expect.
During this transit, you might also notice more tossing and turning than usual. It's as if the Sandman has gone on strike, leaving you in a state of restless slumber. Don't panic. Instead, use it as an excuse to engage in some self-care. Take a walk among the trees, meditate, or even catch up on napping (with a dream journal handy, of course!). Embrace early nights and let your mind unwind. It's like a cosmic lullaby inviting you to explore the wisdom within your dreams. And who knows, you might just wake up with the blueprint to your new spaceship... or café.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 32' 49", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2791027635km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Astrological Alert: R2-D2 Beeps for Uranus in Taurus
Beep, beep, boop, boop! Translation from droid to human: "Hold onto your telescopes, star gazers! Uranus is moonwalking in Taurus, and let me tell you, this celestial cowboy ain't no smooth criminal when it comes to change."
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Taurus? The poster child for stability and 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' philosophy?" Yep, that's the one. But guess what? Uranus doesn’t give a cosmic hoot about how Taurus likes things done. It's here to shake, rattle and roll all Taurus' pre-conceived notions right out of this galaxy.
And here’s a fun factoid for you: Taurus has a bit of a Midas touch when it comes to money matters. But Uranus, the hipster of the cosmos, prefers Bitcoin over bullion. So, buckle up for some galactic-level financial disruptions. We might see new currencies popping up like alien mushrooms, banks morphing into something out of a sci-fi novel, and stock markets doing the interstellar jitterbug.
On a personal note, Uranus is playing Robin Hood, trying to free us from the shackles of materialistic worries. Debts, taxes, interest rates, rents, mortgages... they might seem as relentless as a Star Wars sequel, but Uranus is here to direct a different plot.
The catch? We need to be willing to hop on this spaceship of change. Resisting is as futile as trying to convince a Wookiee to shave. The changes happening now are like a lightsaber - they cut deep and fast, but they're here to bring balance. And, like the Force, they're long-lasting.
So, stargazers, may the Force (of Uranus in Taurus) be with you. And remember, in the words of our beloved R2-D2, "Boop beep beep boop bop!" Translation: "Change is the only constant in this vast universe."
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 55' 05", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4418189110km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune In Pisces: The Ultimate Sci-Fi Fantasy
Now, lo and behold, Neptune has decided to hang out in Pisces. To give you some perspective, that's like Yoda deciding to vacay in the Shire. It's a colossal 4,418,125,263.686470985km away, which, in layman terms, is a cosmic Uber ride away. Oh, and did I mention, our big blue gem of a planet is currently throwing an epic retrograde party?
What does this mean for us Earthlings? Well, first off, it's not about trying to find your lost car keys. Instead, it’s about finding a way to embrace our inner Bob Ross and paint those "happy little accidents" of life into a masterpiece. We get a new pair of cosmic glasses, ones that help us see the futility of arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste. Instead, we focus on the golden value of unity and harmony. Kind of like a giant group hug, only less sweaty.
So, this is a call to action, folks! This is the time to dig deep and find what unique geeky talents we can bring to the nerd table. Maybe it’s your ability to knit Star Wars characters, or your secret recipe for vegan chocolate chip cookies, or even your knack for predicting the plotlines of sci-fi series. Whatever it is, Neptune in Pisces wants you to share it with the world, like a cosmic talent show!
Feeling spiritual? Good news! This is also the perfect time to dip your toes into that spiritual path you’ve been eyeing. Maybe take up Jedi training, or start practicing Vulcan meditation techniques. Heck, why not set up a shrine to your favorite Marvel superhero at home? Whatever floats your spiritual spaceship.
Just remember, like a reliable AI companion in a sci-fi flick, Neptune in Pisces is here to support you. It’s time to boldly go where no horoscope has gone before. Happy cosmic voyaging!
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 23' 59", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5304634296km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, interstellar traveler! It seems the stars are gossiping again! Today's cosmic chit-chat centers around our distant cousin, Pluto, who's gone for a little vacation in the land of Capricorn. Yep, you heard it right, he's packed his bags and promised he'd send us postcards. Oh, those two are quite the pair, you know. Like Batman and Robin, but with a bit more... umm... celestial drama. They both are quite ambitious, always aiming for the stars... or, well, for the next galaxy, since they're already stars. So, what does this mean for you, star-child? Well, just like your last attempt at baking, where you unintentionally created a new form of carbon, you might find yourself being a bit dismissive of other people's recipes... I mean, viewpoints. Pluto and Capricorn are doing the tango, and they're not too bothered about stepping on toes. So, be careful not to become too intolerant of ideas that aren't yours. Remember, even a stopped clock is right twice a day! Now, Pluto isn't just on a sightseeing tour. He's also on a mission to help us clean up our act. Picture him as a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to throw out the cosmic clutter that no longer sparks joy. A bit of destruction in service of creation, if you will. So don't be afraid to judiciously wield that lightsaber of change, my friend. But remember, in the immortal words of Master Yoda, "Destroy not, for pleasure's sake; create, for the sake of progress." So, before you go all 'Death Star' on your old habits, make sure it's in service of something better! And may the force... err... stars be with you!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.