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Solar activity was low, with only low-level C-class flares observed. Region 3500 (S18W84, Dac/beta-gamma) remained the most magnetically complex region as it rotated onto the west limb. Region 3507 (N08W00, Cso/beta) had slight decay in its peripheral spots, while Regions 3510 (S15E08, Dai/beta) and 3511 (S23E09, Dao/beta) both exhibited an increase in length and overall area, with additional intermediate spots developing in both. Despite the new growth, none of these regions were particularly active. Little change was observed in the other spotted regions. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available satellite imagery.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind speed began the period near 525 km/s before gradually increasing to peak just over 580 km/s. Total field increased from near 5 nT to ~15 nT by the end of the period. Bz fluctuated between +/- 9 nT, remaining in an overall positive sector the latter half of the period. Phi angle was in a predominately negative orientation.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Virgo, at 13 degrees, 03' 54", at a velocity of 11.83 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.2 days old. It is 405365.42 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
The Sun
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 12 Sag 50' 02", and is 147435679km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon is at 13 Vir 03' 54", and is 404150km away and approaching.
Mercury
Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 03 Cap 59' 10", moving at 0.98 degrees per day, and is 149286125km away and approaching.
Now folks, gather round and let me tell you, the cosmic comedy is in full swing! Our celestial prankster, Mercury, has decided to take a vacation in Capricorn. For those of you not in the know, Capricorn is pretty much the Bill Gates of the zodiac - always dressed sharp, eyes on the prize, and with a to-do list longer than a roll of toilet paper. And Mercury? Well, he's more Robin Williams, zipping around with a joke here, a pun there, and an attention span shorter than a goldfish's memory.
But here's where the fun begins. During this transit, our usually scatter-brained Mercury gets a taste of Capricorn's single malt discipline, and we suddenly find ourselves thinking in Excel sheets and PowerPoint presentations. Ideas that used to float around like untethered balloons start to line up like a disciplined marching band. Picture the Minions from Despicable Me suddenly turning into a team of NASA scientists. Yeah, it's that drastic!
We're also gifted with the straightforwardness of a Star Trek Vulcan. "Misunderstandings" and "wasted time" get beamed out of the spaceship of our lives faster than you can say "Live long and prosper". But here's the catch: With the power of lucidity comes the danger of sounding like Sheldon Cooper at a Dungeons and Dragons convention. We might think we're the Stephen Hawking of the conversation, but we could come across as more of a Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.
So here's the bottom line, my celestial comrades: Embrace the efficiency of Capricorn, but remember, it's not always about who's the head honcho. Keep your ego in check, because even in the vast cosmos, there's no room for a giant head. And remember, Mercury in Capricorn might make you feel like Iron Man, but it's okay to be Groot every once in a while!
Venus
Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 00 Sco 33' 46", moving at 1.18 degrees per day, and is 150256540km away and receding.
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 07 Sag 45' 32", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 373173738km away and approaching.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 42' 58", moving backwards at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 620847189km away and receding.
Alright, listen up earthlings! Your cosmic buddy Jupiter—yea, that big old gas giant that's currently idling at a cool 620792037.619766712km away—is making its grand entrance into the realm of Taurus. You know, the astrological equivalent of a bull in a china shop? Now, imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator voice saying, "I'll be back... in Taurus." Funny, right? But let's not digress too much.
Now, this isn't your average alien invasion. Nope. Jupiter, the celestial professor, is here to teach Taurus, the stubborn yet sensual bull, a thing or two about wisdom and staying cool under pressure. Think of it as Deep Thought meeting the most stubborn computer bug ever. So, buckle up, folks! It’s time to do some serious soul-searching amidst the chaos of everyday life. Who knows, you might just find the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else (spoiler alert: it's 42).
What's more? Jupiter's jaunt in Taurus is like a rocket booster for your dreams and long-term goals. Imagine combining the Hulk's strength with Spock's logic—that's the kind of energy we're talking about. So get your to-do lists ready, channel your inner Tony Stark, and start checking off those boxes. Remember, slow and steady wins the race... or at least, doesn't crash and burn spectacularly.
But wait, there's more! Life's about to get as prosperous as Scrooge McDuck's money bin. Jupiter, the cosmic Santa, is teaming up with Taurus, the zodiac's Warren Buffet. So, don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself swimming in a sea of opportunities. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility—don't go blowing it all on a life-size replica of the Millennium Falcon.
Lastly, Taurus is a sign that loves to indulge. Think of it as the Cookie Monster of the zodiac. So, when Jupiter, the planet of more-is-more, enters Taurus, well... let's just say, your "needs" might start looking suspiciously like "wants". So, be mindful, or else you might find yourself explaining why you absolutely needed that fifth slice of pizza. Or a
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 20' 13", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1480095902km away and receding.
Alright, buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls! We're navigating the cosmic highways and byways with Saturn, the celestial equivalent of your strict but well-meaning high school principal, taking a jolly jaunt through the dreamy waters of Pisces. Now, don't go getting your spacesuits in a twist - this is actually a good thing!
When Saturn, the taskmaster of the cosmos, decides to take a dip into Pisces, he's not there for a lazy day at the beach. Oh no, he's got his clipboard out, checking off your life's to-do list and making sure you're not just idly floating through space. But he's also offering you a chance to make some real progress on those fantastic dreams of yours. You know, the ones you've been storing in your mental cargo hold. "Write a book," "Open a business"... now's the time to dust them off and start turning those daydreams into reality.
Not going to lie, Saturn in Pisces can feel a bit like your dad's caught you building a secret spaceship in your garage, and instead of telling you off, he's asking for the blueprints. It's a little uncomfortable, a little intrusive. But remember, this is not an alien abduction! This is your chance to get that guidance you need. So, drop your shields, roll out the welcome mat, and let Saturn in.
With all this celestial shenanigans happening in the realm of Pisces, known for its link to sleep and dreams, you might find it a tad difficult to catch some shut-eye. If you find yourself tossing and turning like a rogue planet, don't panic! This is the universe’s way of saying, "Hey, use this time to reconnect with your inner spaceman or spacewoman." Take a relaxing stroll across the surface of your mind, or maybe even catch a quick power nap (with a dream journal on standby, of course!). And who knows? You might even consider hitting the hay a bit early, giving your mind time to wind down and tune into the cosmic radio.
So remember, Saturn in Pisces isn't here to rain on your interstellar parade. He's here to help you chart a course towards your dreams. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a date with my telescope
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 11' 51", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2798153288km away and receding.
Alright folks, buckle up, because Uranus is cruising through Taurus, and let me tell you, it's like mixing Einstein with a DeLorean - it's gonna get a little wild! Now, Taurus, bless their hearts, they like their comfort zones like I like my hoverboards - steady and reliable. But Uranus? It's the mad scientist of the cosmos, ready to shake things up.
Oh, and Taurus, you know that ol' piggy bank you're so fond of? Well, Uranus is about to give it a cosmic kick! This celestial rebel might just introduce some "flux capacitor"-level innovations in how we handle our moolah. We're talking radical reinventions here, people. Banks might turn into time machines, stocks could ride lightning bolts, and who knows, we might even start trading in space credits or moon rocks!
On the home front, Uranus in Taurus is like Doc Brown popping by for a surprise visit - it's going to make you rethink your life choices. All those material chains like debt, taxes, and that credit card bill from your online shopping spree? Uranus is here to blast them away with a plutonium-powered liberation! It's time to change our approach to the green stuff and maybe even our material possessions.
So, don't be like George McFly before he clocked Biff - don't resist the change. Sticking your head in the sand won't stop this cosmic train. But hey, look at the bright side: these changes might just bring you to a place more stable than a time loop! And remember, if things get too heavy, there's always room in the DeLorean for a fresh start!
So, let’s make like a tree and get outta here. Uranus in Taurus, folks - it's gonna be one heck of a ride!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 19", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4440547823km away and receding.
Alright, stargazers! It's time to put on those cosmic swimming goggles because Neptune, the giant blue gas ball, has decided to take a dip in the Piscean waters. And boy, is it having a whale of a time 4,440,480,850.701136589km away from us! Now you might be thinking, "What does a planet taking a celestial swim have to do with me?" Well, let me tell you, it's more than just a planetary pool party.
Neptune, being the spiritual guru of the solar system, joining forces with Pisces, the emotional empath of the zodiac, is like Spock deciding to pen a romantic novel - unexpected, but surprisingly insightful. This cosmic combo is here to teach us Vulcan lessons in human emotions - and they're not mincing any words or light years.
Firstly, this transit is going to hit the 'refresh' button on your perspective goggles. Suddenly, all those petty arguments and minor differences will seem as insignificant as an alien trying to pick a fight with a tribble (Star Trek fans, you know what I mean!). Instead, you'll find yourself valuing unity and harmony more than ever. The path to wholeness will be lit up like a Christmas tree on the Starship Enterprise.
This starry alignment is also calling on you to embrace your inner Mr. Spock. Yes, that's right! It's time to logic your way into understanding what unique gifts you can bring to this grand cosmic table. Be it your knack for cracking quantum physics problems or your ability to bake the best chocolate chip cookies in the galaxy, every contribution counts!
While you're at it, why not explore a new spiritual path? Perhaps Vulcan meditation techniques or creating a sacred space at home to connect with the divine (or the extraterrestrial - we don't judge!). As you do, remember that Neptune in Pisces is like your personal cheerleader from the cosmos, ready to support you in this process.
So, strap on your star trekking boots and get ready to boldly go where your emotions have never taken you before!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 36' 19", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5323320967km away and receding.
Good day, stargazers and constellation connoisseurs! Gather 'round your telescopes because Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet no matter what scientists say, is tangoing with Capricorn. Now, this might sound like the title of a low-budget space movie, but trust me, it's a celestial shindig worth noting! First off, let's get our facts straight. Pluto is a whopping 5,323,277,711.351511955km away. That's about as far away as your last successful diet, right? But don't let the distance fool you. Pluto might be a planet of introverts, but when it swings into Capricorn, it's like the shy kid at the party finally stepping onto the dance floor. Pluto and Capricorn both love a good success story. They're like the cosmic version of an overachieving power couple, always focused, always efficient. It's like they've invented a new zodiac sign: "Workaholicus Neverstopicus". But with all this goal-oriented energy buzzing around, we might find ourselves becoming a bit...well, intolerant of other people's ideas. So when your coworker suggests replacing coffee with herbal tea in the break room, try not to flip the table. Remember, deep breaths. Then there's Pluto's penchant for spring cleaning. It loves to kick out old, negative patterns that just aren't working anymore. This may sound like an episode of "Hoarders: Astral Edition", but it's actually a good thing. Just be selective about what you throw away. Your collection of Star Trek memorabilia? Keep. Your habit of eating a whole tub of ice cream during one episode of 'The Big Bang Theory'? Probably best to jettison that into the cosmic waste bin. So, there you have it folks. Pluto in Capricorn: a time for success, power, and constructive destruction. Just remember to keep your sense of humor about you, especially when you find yourself debating whether Spock's Vulcan nerve pinch could actually work in real life. Happy stargazing!
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