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Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3511 (S23W71, Fsi/beta-gamma) produced an M2.3/Sf flare at 10/0353 UTC and an M1.4 flare at 10/2243 UTC. Slight decay was observed in Region 3511 and in the intermediate and trailing spots of Region 3513 (N19W01, Eai/beta-gamma). New flux emergence was observed in the trailing area of Region 3514 (N10E07, Cso/beta). No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available satellite imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Solar wind speed averaged around 407 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-4 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was mostly negative.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 27 degrees, 18' 17", at a velocity of 13.3 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 27.8 days old. It is 386819.48 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
The Sun
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 18 Sag 55' 41", and is 147321237km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 27 Sco 18' 17", and is 382647km away and approaching.Mercury
Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 08 Cap 08' 33", moving at 0.33 degrees per day, and is 127908541km away and approaching.
Venus
Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 07 Sco 39' 29", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 156454033km away and receding.
Well dear friends, Venus, the celestial embodiment of love, has taken a detour and found itself in Scorpio, the zodiac sign known for its passionate intensity. Imagine this: You're the sweet, sociable Venus and you've just stumbled into a Star Wars cantina filled with scorpions. Sounds like an interesting vacation, doesn't it? Now, before you start panicking faster than a protocol droid who's lost his translator, let me explain what this might mean for you.
This cosmic combo is akin to deciding that your love life needs a touch of Darth Vader-level drama. We're talking high-stakes, heart-pounding, "I am your father" kind of stuff. But instead of lightsabers, we're dueling with emotions. Our usual friendly flings might start to feel about as exciting as a chess match with Chewbacca, while deeper connections suddenly seem as intriguing as the contents of Yoda's swampy soup pot.
And let's not forget that the Scorpio sign has a bit of a reputation for, shall we say, 'obsessive' tendencies. It's like getting the Death Star's tractor beam locked onto your heart. Trying to resist? Well, you might find it as difficult as convincing a wookie to shave.
But here's where it gets really interesting. Venus in Scorpio might turn our relationship shadows into glaring neon signs. Got a hidden R2-D2-sized issue in your partnership? Expect it to start beeping, whistling, and generally demanding attention. It's going to be harder to ignore than a Sith Lord at a Jedi picnic.
Money matters may also come to the fore, with spending habits scrutinized as closely as the plans for a Death Star. It's a prime time for reevaluating your financial investments – or figuring out if you need to smuggle some extra credits on the side.
Yes, Venus in Scorpio can feel heavier than Jabba the Hutt after a buffet. But, like successfully navigating the Kessel Run, it can also lead to profound closeness and understanding. So buckle up, and may the Force be with you on this passionate astrological adventure. Who knows? You might find it more thrilling than a hyperdrive jump through space!
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 12 Sag 05' 50", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 371111900km away and approaching.
Put on your space helmets, star gazers! Our red neighbor Mars has hitched a ride with Sagittarius the Archer and boy, are we in for a cosmic joy ride. Imagine the Archer as an intergalactic Uber driver, only instead of asking "Do you mind if I play my music?" he's blasting the Beatles' 'Across the Universe' on repeat while Mars is in the backseat, taking selfies and posting #MarsInSagittarius.
Now, Sagittarius is that friend who doesn't just bring a six-pack to the party, they bring the whole brewery. With Mars tagging along, life suddenly becomes a 4D movie and we're all wearing those goofy glasses. But remember, this isn't a Spielberg flick, it's more like a Monty Python sketch - full of unexpected twists and turns, all viewed with an overlay of optimism.
What's the catch? Well, you might find yourself so focused on what's next, you forget to tie your shoelaces. While Mars is too busy Snapchatting with Jupiter, we tend to overstep boundaries and ignore the concept of moderation. Just remember, even Star Trek had a Prime Directive.
Mars in Sagittarius is all about embracing your inner Dora the Explorer. It's not just about the destination but the journey. The truth is out there, and no, I'm not just quoting X-Files. We need to expand our minds, seek knowledge, and realize there’s no one-size-fits-all approach to life. The universe is our buffet, and it's time to sample everything on offer.
Thinking of planning a trip? Now is the time to pack your bags! But remember, we're not talking about lounging on the beach with a margarita. We're talking about cultural immersion, mind-expanding experiences, and maybe even a little time travel (through books, not DeLoreans). And if you can't physically travel? No worries! Just channel your inner Sheldon Cooper, crack open a few books or enroll in an online course. Embrace this cosmic journey, and remember, there's always something new to discover!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 15' 27", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 630151868km away and receding.
What do you get when you mix the biggest planet in our solar system, Jupiter, with the stubborn and practical Taurus? A cosmic cocktail that could have you feeling like you're trying to solve a Rubik's cube while riding a unicycle. Quite the mental workout! But worry not, my star-studded friends, this is an opportunity to tap into your inner Yoda, because remember, the Force is always with us.
Ever had a dream or a long-term goal that's been collecting dust like those Star Trek figurines in your attic? Well, now's the time to dig them up. Jupiter in Taurus is like having your favorite superhero by your side, helping you to cross off the tasks on your to-do list. It's like eating spinach for Popeye or getting a software update for R2-D2. You'll feel energized, focused, and ready to conquer your goals one warp speed at a time.
Now let's talk about money, honey. When Jupiter, the celestial tycoon of good luck, meets Taurus, the zodiac's own Warren Buffett, we've got a recipe for success. Think of it as playing Monopoly with real money or finding a golden ticket in your Wonka bar. This transit is like the cosmic version of Bitcoin - a chance to check your financial standings and find opportunities for growth. Just be sure to keep an eye on your impulses, we don't want a repeat of the great comic book splurge of '09, do we?
But here's the catch. Taurus loves indulgence like a Trekkie loves Star Trek conventions. So when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, it's like a kid in a candy store. It's our responsibility to remember that just because we want another slice of pizza, it doesn't mean we need it. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. So let's use this transit to tap into our inner wisdom and not just our inner cookie monster.
So strap on your moon boots, grab your lightsaber, and get ready to boldly go where no one has gone before. Jupiter in Taurus is your chance to make real progress and maybe even find your own personal Death Star to conquer. May the force be with you!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 40' 39", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1494508474km away and receding.
Alright, fellow star-seekers, put on your space boots and get ready to teleport because Saturn is now taking a nice, long dip in the cosmic ocean of Pisces. I mean, who wouldn't want to be 1.49 billion kilometers away (or as I like to say, just a hop, skip, and a wormhole away) from all this earthly chaos? And yes, before you ask, Saturn is currently doing its groovy prograde dance!
Saturn in Pisces is like your very own celestial life coach, ready to take your dreams to the next level. You know, like that childhood fantasy of becoming an interstellar explorer or the dream of opening your own vegan, gluten-free, zero-gravity bakery. Now's the time to channel your inner Vulcan and use logic to make these dreams happen. Write a business plan, make a budget, maybe even consider applying for a loan from the Bank of Betazoid.
But, warning: Saturn in Pisces isn't all stardust and moonbeams. It's like having Spock as your roommate - always questioning your illogical human behaviors and dreams. And while you might feel like shouting, "Get out of my quarters, Saturn!" remember, Spock was often right. So, swallow your pride and listen to what this planetary 'dad' has to say.
Now, with Saturn dipping its rings in Pisces, the realm of sleep and dreams, you might find yourself more restless than a Tribble in a Klingon cruiser. It's a great time to practice some interstellar peacekeeping: meditate, take a cosmic walk through a nebula, or simply breathe like you've just discovered a new source of oxygen. And when sleep comes calling, don't resist. Get a good night's rest and keep a dream journal by your side, because even in dreams, Saturn's wisdom is as clear as a starship's viewscreen.
So, fellow space cadets, let's embrace this Saturn in Pisces transit. It might be a bit like taking a ride with the Borg - challenging, a little scary, but ultimately enlightening. Remember: Resistance is futile!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 58' 50", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2804857713km away and receding.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 53' 41", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4455921701km away and receding.
Alright, stargazers and cosmic enthusiasts, it's time to bust out those spiritual swimming trunks and dive into the deep end. Neptune, that big blue beauty, is floating in the pool of the Pisces. That's right, we have a Piscean pool party going on and everyone's invited! Just remember, no running on the pool deck. It's slippery, and nobody wants an existential crisis.
Neptune in Pisces is like having your third eye fitted with high-definition goggles. Suddenly, you're seeing the world in IMAX 3D, with the sound on Dolby Atmos. Petty differences? Pfft, they're about as significant as a single misplaced Lego piece in a universe-sized Lego set. We're talking unity, folks! And not the kind where everyone just wears the same color t-shirt. True, deep-down unity that makes us realize we're all stardust dancing on the cosmic ballroom floor.
This is the moment to dig deep into your spiritual toolbox. What gems can you unearth? Maybe you've got a knack for knitting cosmic sweaters or perhaps you're the Beethoven of celestial sonatas. Whatever it is, it's time to dust them off and use them to contribute to our collective progress. It's like a cosmic potluck and you're bringing your special dish to share!
Feeling a magnetic pull towards a new spiritual path? That’s Neptune whispering in your ear. Want to build an altar out of recycled soda cans and fairy lights? Go for it! Neptune's supportive energy is like a friendly cheerleader, pom-poms and all, cheering you on from the sidelines as you embark on your spiritual adventure.
So get ready folks, it's time to make a splash in this Piscean pool party. Just remember to keep your third eye goggles on and enjoy the cosmic swim. After all, Neptune's only 4,455,853,574.090814590km away. That's almost a stone's throw, right?
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 45' 27", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5334425341km away and receding.
Alright stargazers, here's the 4-1-1. Our little friend Pluto (no, not the Disney dog) and its current vacation spot, Capricorn, are singing the same tune right now. And trust me, it's not a catchy pop song, more like an intense workout jam!
Both Pluto and Capricorn have swapped their yoga pants for power suits, laser-focused on success. They're the kind of duo that would turn up at a hippie commune with a detailed business plan and a PowerPoint presentation. Compassion for differing viewpoints? Pfft, who's got time for that when there are mountains to climb (literally, in Capricorn's case).
Now, don't get all flustered. We're not suggesting you become a corporate robot. Nope - Pluto, the celestial Marie Kondo, wants us to declutter our lives of negativity. This is your chance to say ‘Thank you, next’ to those bad vibes that no longer spark joy. Just remember, this is a delicate process. It's not about throwing everything out in a fit of rage, but rather carefully deciding what you want to keep, and what needs to be jettisoned into the cosmic trash.
So, grab a mug of cosmic coffee, put on your power suit (or your favorite tie-dye t-shirt… we won't judge), and get ready to make some major life edits. Remember, it's all about balance - even the universe needs a good spring clean every now and then!
Mercury
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