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Solar activity reached high levels due to an M6.3/1n flare (R2-Moderate) at 15/0715 UTC and an M6.9/Sf flare (R2-Moderate) at 15/0734 UTC, all from Region 3514 (N05W68, Ekc/beta-gamma-delta). A 1200 sfu 10cm radio burst was observed at 15/0801 UTC, likely associated with the M6.9flare. An associated CME was observed off the SW limb at 15/0748 UTC. Modelling of the event combined with CMEs associated with an M5.8 flare at 14/0744 UTC and an X2.8/1b flare (R3-Strong) at 14/1702 UTC indicated a likely arrival of the combined CMEs mid to late on 16 Dec. Other activity included an approximate 7 degree filament eruption centered near S23W06 that began at 15/2040 UTC. Further coronagraph imagery is needed for analysis.
The solar kp index is active, reinforcing retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is very high, making retrograde effects extremely increased!
Solar wind parameters indicated the arrival of a CME beginning at 15/1057 UTC, possibly from a CME that left the Sun on 11 Dec. Total field increased from 4 nT to 11 nT initially. Reached a maximum of 20 nT at 15/1440 UTC and decreased to around 6 nT by the end of the period. The Bz component ranged from +17/-12 nT. Solar wind speed was initially suspect through 15/1056 UTC. Afterwards, it ranged from 370-510 km/s. Phi angle was mostly positive.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 30% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aquarius, at 07 degrees, 26' 51", at a velocity of 14.42 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.6 days old. It is 366038.63 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
The Sun
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 24 Sag 00' 52", and is 147240241km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 07 Aqu 26' 51", and is 368051km away and approaching.
Mercury
Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is retrograde at 07 Cap 40' 25", moving backwards at 0.56 degrees per day, and is 111550434km away and approaching.
Venus
Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 13 Sco 37' 16", moving at 1.2 degrees per day, and is 161514337km away and receding.
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 15 Sag 44' 07", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 369243518km away and approaching.
Hold on to your space helmets, folks because Mars has officially set up camp in Sagittarius, and things are about to get real. It's like the universe decided to throw a giant cosmic BYOB party (Bring Your Own Beliefs) and Mars RSVP'd with a solid "heck yeah!"
Our fiery friend Mars is swapping its usual laser gun for Sagittarius' bow and arrow, aiming for the stars and then some. You thought you had big dreams? Well, Mars in Sagittarius just ordered an extra-large with a side of 'anything is possible' sauce.
But here's the rub - while we're all happily daydreaming about our next big adventure, we might forget that we're still here on Earth. You know, that little blue planet with gravity and stuff? So, while you're planning your leap to the moon, don't forget to tie your shoelaces. We wouldn't want any intergalactic faceplants now, would we?
And speaking of going overboard, Mars in Sagittarius could turn us all into cosmic hoarders. We're not just talking about physical stuff here. We're talking ideas, cultures, philosophies – everything but the kitchen sink. And maybe the sink too, if it's from an interesting enough culture!
So, loosen up those belief systems. It's time for some serious cosmic expansion. But remember, there's no need to charter a spacecraft just yet. Your journey can be as simple as cracking open a new book, signing up for that quantum physics class you've been eyeing, or inviting your new alien neighbor over for a cup of tea. After all, the greatest journeys often start within the comfort of our own minds.
So rev up those mental engines, star gazers! With Mars in Sagittarius, the universe isn't just your oyster, it's your personal playground. But remember, no running and absolutely NO diving in the shallow end. We're all about safety here.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 57' 42", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 638814630km away and receding.
Listen up, my celestial comrades! Jupiter, the big ol' gas giant—no, not your Uncle Bob after Thanksgiving dinner; I'm talking about the planet—is currently hanging out with Taurus, the hard-headed bull of the zodiac. This is the cosmic equivalent of, say, Albert Einstein deciding to take a nap on your couch. Intriguing, no?
So, Jupiter's taking a breather in Taurus. What's this mean for you? Well, it's like having Yoda whispering wisdom in your ear while you're elbow-deep in your spring cleaning. The Force is strong with this one, so you'll find yourself drawn towards introspection and contemplation. Your inner philosopher will awaken, pestering you with questions about life, the universe, and why socks always disappear in the washing machine.
Jupiter’s staycation in Taurus also gives you a cosmic kick in the pants to chase your dreams. Think of it as a planetary pep rally where cheerleaders don Taurus bull horns and shout, "Just do it! But, you know, strategically and without rushing!" You’ll feel the urge to draft those to-do lists and, by the cosmos, actually get things done. It's like New Year's resolutions, but without the guilt of breaking them by February.
Now, don't forget, Jupiter's also known as the Santa Claus of the solar system—bringing gifts of luck and prosperity. And Taurus? Taurus is like Scrooge McDuck, swimming in a vault of wealth. Together, they might just usher in a prosperous phase for your finances. So, go ahead, check your bank balance—you might be pleasantly surprised!
But here's the catch: Taurus also loves the finer things in life, like artisanal cheese and 1000-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets. When Jupiter, the celestial enabler, winks at Taurus, you may feel an urge to splurge. Remember, folks, the cosmos giveth, and the credit card bill taketh away! So practice patience and avoid impulse buys—unless it's a telescope. You can always justify a telescope.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 00' 09", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1506188058km away and receding.
Take a deep breath, space cadets, because we’re headed on a cosmic journey into the nebulous realm of Pisces, but this time, our traveling buddy is Saturn. Yes, folks, we're about to hitch a ride with the Master of Rules himself, and he’s on a mission to turn our starry-eyed daydreams into tangible reality. So, grab your space notepad, don your metaphorical lab coat, and brace yourself for an interstellar coaching session from the universe.
Now, you might be thinking, "Saturn in Pisces? That sounds like mixing particle physics with interpretive dance!" Well, you're not wrong. But when the celestial taskmaster visits the final sign of the zodiac, it's like getting the most stern yet surprisingly insightful life coach in the galaxy. They're not just going to pat you on the back and tell you your dreams are pretty; oh no, they're going to ask the hard questions like, "Have you considered gravity in your plan to fly?" or "Do you have the necessary oxygen supply for this voyage?" It's time to buckle up, do the math, and start turning those 'maybes' into 'definitelys'.
You might feel a bit like a goldfish under a microscope with this cosmic combo, but remember, Saturn isn't here to rain on your parade. Sure, he may seem like the dad who barges into your room uninvited, but let’s be real, sometimes we need someone to remind us to tidy up and take out the trash. So, instead of hanging a "Keep Out" sign, try leaving the door ajar. Who knows, Saturn's advice might just be the cosmic cleaning hack your dreams have been waiting for.
Now, with all this commotion in the Piscean realm - traditionally associated with dreams and sleep - you might find yourself feeling a tad restless. Think of it as the universe's way of saying, "Hey, let's not forget about self-care!" So, meditate, go for a walk in the woods, practice your deep breathing, and even indulge in an early night. And remember, keep that dream journal handy! With Saturn in Pisces, who knows what nuggets of wisdom your dreams may hold?
So, friends, as we journey through this cosmic transit, remember that Saturn isn't here to
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 48' 47", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2811577063km away and receding.
Alright stargazers, strap on your space boots. Uranus is in Taurus and it's like a bull in a china shop...a cosmic one, of course! Now, Taurus is a sign that likes its morning coffee the same way every day and prefers bingeing their favourite Netflix series to cliff diving. Big, sudden changes? Not their cup of tea. But guess what? Uranus didn't get the memo.
This planet is the rebel of the zodiac, the punk rocker with neon hair, always ready to stir the pot. And in Taurus? Oh boy, it's like trying to teach a granny to use Snapchat - it's going to be a wild ride, whether we like it or not! But here's the thing, sometimes granny's snap is cooler than you'd think, and these changes might just lead us somewhere exciting.
Now, Taurus knows money like the back of its hoof, so with Uranus pulling the financial rug out from underneath us, we're in for some seriously revolutionary ways of dealing with our moolah. We might be bartering with alien currencies, banking might become as outdated as the fax machine, and the housing and stock markets could turn into roller coaster rides. Hang on to your hats, folks!
On the personal front, Uranus in Taurus is telling us to break free from financial shackles. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - they're like those annoying pop-up ads that keep us from enjoying our online shopping spree. Our relationship with money and materialism is about to change, whether we're ready or not - kinda like when your favourite band switches genres...surprise!
Can we resist this cosmic shake-up? Sure, we can try, but it's like trying to stop a tsunami with a beach umbrella. The changes are coming, and they're offering us a ticket to a potentially more stable life. So let's embrace them! After all, change is the only constant in the universe...and on Uranus's playlist!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 54' 58", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4468872671km away and receding.
Hey there, space cadets! Grab your telescopes and point them 4,468,804,190.065529823km (give or take a few inches) towards our big blue buddy Neptune, who's currently cutting a rug in the Piscean dance floor. That's right folks, Neptune is going prograde, which in astrological terms means it's moving forward. Kinda like when you finally delete the number of your ex you broke up with 6 months ago. Progress!
Now, Neptune in Pisces, it's like when your favorite peanut butter collides with your beloved jelly, creating a sandwich of cosmic enlightenment. Except, instead of PB&J, we're dealing with emotion and spirit merging with unification vibes. It's like looking through a pair of foggy glasses, then someone comes along with a microfiber cloth and – voila! Suddenly, you can see how pointless it is to argue whether 'Star Trek' or 'Star Wars' is superior. (The correct answer is Doctor Who, by the way).
This planetary party is essentially an interstellar wake-up call, reminding us to consider what we can bring to the universal potluck for collective progress and healing. Maybe you've got a killer vegan brownie recipe, or perhaps you're fantastic at making everyone feel included at gatherings. Whatever your unique offering, Neptune in Pisces is your VIP invite to bring it to the table.
Feeling a spiritual void? This might just be the perfect time to enroll in that online course on Zen Buddhism you've been eyeing or turn that dusty corner of your room into a sacred space filled with crystals, incense, and an impressive collection of succulents. Then, share your newfound spiritual wisdom with the world, or at least, your Instagram followers.
Just remember, cosmic compadres, Neptune in Pisces is like a celestial spotlight, illuminating the path to wholeness. And if you ever feel lost, just remember that it's 4,468,804,190.065529823km away and moving forward. So can you!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 53' 34", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5342748561km away and receding.
Well, folks, buckle up your space belts and prepare for some cosmic humor because Pluto – that celestial underdog, the planet that had its planetary status revoked only to be reassigned again, is currently lounging in Capricorn. Yes, the same Capricorn that's roughly as fun at parties as a quadratic equation.
Now, Pluto and Capricorn are both a bit like that super ambitious friend of yours who organizes their sock drawer by color, season, and thread count. They're all about success, power, and getting things done - even if it means bulldozing over the opinions and feelings of others like a runaway Mars Rover. Careful there, you might just find yourself becoming allergic to any idea that isn't stamped with your personal seal of approval.
But let’s not forget, Pluto isn’t just about sipping cosmic cocktails in the VIP lounge of universal power. No, it’s also on a mission—like an interstellar Marie Kondo—it wants us to toss out our damaging patterns that aren’t sparking joy (or anything else constructive for that matter). Sounds straightforward right? Well, remember, we're in the realm of the cosmos, where "straightforward" is about as common as a three-headed alien.
So, what does this mean? It's time for some celestial spring cleaning! But here's the catch: Pluto's version of decluttering involves a touch of demolition. I'm talking metaphorical dynamite, figurative wrecking balls—the whole shebang. So, as you embark on this journey of cosmic construction and deconstruction, remember to wear your hard hat and be mindful of what you're blowing up. Trust me, it’s easier to tear down a metaphorical wall than to rebuild it—especially when you've misplaced the instruction manual in another galaxy.
So, as Pluto pirouettes prograde in the pragmatic party of Capricorn, remember: Be intentional, be ambitious, but above all, be ready for a universal laugh or two. After all, we’re just stardust navigating this cosmic comedy called life.
The Sun
Mercury