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17 December, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3514 (N05W82, Ekc/beta-gamma) was responsible for the majority of the C-class flares. The largest was a C8.3 at 16/1354 UTC. Region 3514 appeared to be in decay as it approached the W limb. Slight growth was observed in Regions 3520 (N08W75, Cso/beta) and 3519 (S12W02, Dai/beta). New Regions 3524 (N26E63, Hrx/alpha) and 3525 (S09E45, Bxo/beta) were numbered. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is active, reinforcing retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is very high, making retrograde effects extremely increased!
Solar wind parameters were indicative of persistent weak CME effects. Total field ranged from 3-11 nT while the Bz component was between +8/-7 nT. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 520 km/s to near 440 km/s. Phi angle was mostly positive.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 30% chance of a moderate event, and a 25% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aquarius, at 21 degrees, 50' 53", at a velocity of 14.37 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.6 days old. It is 364114.71 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 25 Sag 01' 56", and is 147225605km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 21 Aqu 50' 53", and is 368030km away and receding.Moon Is In Aquarius
Alright, star children, buckle up your seat belts and put on your tin foil hats, because the Moon is currently chilling in Aquarius! Now, I don't want to alarm you, but at this very moment, the Moon is a whopping 368,008.937465004km away. If you wanted to take a road trip there, I hope you've packed enough snacks and a solid audiobook, because it's going to be a long drive! Now, the Moon in Aquarius is like putting a software engineer in a room full of abstract artists. It's a bit awkward, sure, but also surprisingly insightful. They're both looking at the world from a different lens, so expect some out-of-the-box thinking, free-spirited vibes and a sudden urge to recycle more. Don't get too comfortable though! Our lunar buddy isn't staying put. In the next 24 hours, it's going to shuffle over into Pisces. Now, if Aquarius was the nerdy science fair, Pisces is the after-party where everyone is wearing tie-dye and talking about their feelings. You'll go from contemplating the vastness of the universe to wondering why you're getting teary-eyed over old reruns of 'The Office'. So, what's the takeaway? Embrace the weirdness, let your freak flag fly, and remember to recycle. The stars (and your quirky astrologer) are cheering for you!Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is retrograde at 07 Cap 01' 06", moving backwards at 0.75 degrees per day, and is 108900361km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Oh, stardust siblings, gather around the cosmic campfire, it's time to talk about a celestial event that's as exciting as a supernova, and as elusive as the perfect vegan cheesecake recipe. Mercury, our favorite little messenger planet, has taken a detour into the realm of Capricorn. To put it in layman's terms, imagine your favorite fast-talking, quick-witted friend suddenly deciding to become a high-powered CEO. Sounds fun, right? But hold onto your crystals, because there's more. Mercury in Capricorn is like Spock at a Star Trek convention - logical, focused, and totally in its element. Here, we find ourselves channeling our inner Sheldon Cooper, focusing on efficiency and success. Think of it as a cosmic decluttering session. Those random thoughts of "Why are flamingos pink?" or "What if I invented zero-gravity yoga?" get shelved in favor of more practical ideas. This cosmic event is basically a celestial IKEA. All those mental puzzle pieces that have been floating around in the nebula of your mind? They're starting to come together. You can see the big picture, and it's looking as beautiful as Carl Sagan's pale blue dot. But remember, my interstellar comrades, with great power comes great... potential for miscommunication. Capricorn's influence can sometimes make us a bit too direct – think Sheldon Cooper explaining string theory to Penny. So try not to steamroll others with your newfound clarity. Remember, even though your ideas may seem as brilliant as a supernova, it's essential to keep the conversation as balanced as a well-calibrated telescope. So, stargazers, as Mercury bobs along its retrograde path through the stern constellation of Capricorn, let's use this energy wisely. Remember, it’s okay to be the captain of your own spaceship, but don’t forget to let your co-pilots have a say in the journey too!Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 14 Sco 49' 06", moving at 1.2 degrees per day, and is 162514837km away and receding.
Venus Is In Scorpio
Venus in Scorpio: The Sci-Fi Saga of Love
Grab your space helmets, folks, 'cause it's time to take a deep dive into the cosmic abyss of love. Venus, the interstellar diva, has moonwalked her way into Scorpio, the sign that's as intense as a Star Trek convention. Picture this: instead of sipping margaritas at the beach, we're about to embark on a journey to the heart of a black hole. Yes, it's that intense.
Think of Venus in Scorpio like a rom-com directed by Christopher Nolan—mind-boggling, intense, and with a plot twist you never saw coming. It's less 'Netflix and chill', more 'Netflix and psychoanalyze your partner's deepest fears'. Those nagging thoughts about your relationship you've been suppressing like unwanted pop-up ads? Yeah, they're about to go full screen.
And let's talk about power struggles. Expect more tug of war than a hyperactive dog park. And money? It's about to get more attention than a new iPhone release. Shared resources will be scrutinized like a geek inspecting a newly released comic book edition. Investments, loans, insurance? You'll be checking them out like you're tracking a UFO sighting.
But hey, don't press the panic button just yet. Sure, Venus in Scorpio can feel like you're playing chess with Spock, but it can also be pretty spectacular. Think of it as an intense bonding session in zero gravity. Accept the emotional and physical challenge, and you might just end up closer than two peas in a pod... or in our case, two stars in a binary system.
So buckle up and prepare for warp speed, because Venus in Scorpio is taking us on a wild ride across the galaxy of love. And remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's a scream of joy!
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 16 Sag 27' 55", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 368854209km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Well, hello there, stargazers! Now, before you grab your lightsabers and strap on your Mandalorian helmets, let's talk about a fiery celestial event. Our dear friend Mars, that red little spitfire, has decided to take a joyride through the expansive sign of Sagittarius. Yes, the same Mars that's currently 368,871,074.595366776km away (but who's counting, right?). And guess what? Mars is doing the cosmic equivalent of a moonwalk - it's going prograde, baby! Now, when Mars hangs out with our big-hearted archer, things get... shall we say, interesting? Imagine Yoda on a sugar rush, that's how high the energy is. The world seems shinier, full of possibilities, and you can't help but feel like you're wearing Han Solo's lucky dice. But dear friends, there's a catch. With Mars in Sagittarius, you're not just a Jedi with visions, but also a Sith with ambition. You're ready to jump into hyperspace without even checking if your coordinates are right. Remember the Death Star, folks? So, tread carefully or you might find yourself stuck in a Sarlacc pit of overcommitment. With the Martian energy in Sagittarius, you're likely to be as curious as a Loth-cat. You'll crave experiences and knowledge like Jabba the Hutt craves frogs. Open your mind, embrace the ways of the Force, and remember, the truth can come from the most unexpected places. Like, say, a tiny green alien living in a swamp. And let me tell you, there's no better time for intergalactic travel than Mars in Sagittarius! But wait, I'm not talking about booking a ticket to Tatooine or Naboo. This is about exploration, my friends. From diving into the vast ocean of books to chatting with the Ewok-like character from your local cafe, every little adventure counts. So, grab your astro-droid, fire up your starship, and remember, as we navigate this exciting celestial event: May the Force (and Mars in Sagittarius) be with you!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 54' 44", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 640637967km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, stargazers, brace yourself for a dose of celestial chuckle! Jupiter, our favorite big-bellied planet of wisdom, has decided to bunk up with Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn couch potato. It's like a cosmic buddy movie—imagine a celestial version of "The Big Lebowski." And just like The Dude, this odd couple is here to teach us some important life lessons… in their own quirky way.
When Jupiter snuggles up in Taurus, it’s like discovering your wise old grandparent meditating in your storage closet. It's surprising, a bit weird, but ultimately enlightening. This transit urges us to stop searching the cosmos for answers and start looking under our own metaphorical beds. Your spirit isn't out there in some alien galaxy, folks—it's been chilling at home all along, probably binging on Netflix and eating your leftover pizza.
With Jupiter's love for expansion and Taurus' knack for persistence, we're all getting a cosmic kick in the pants to chase those dreams. So, roll up those sleeves and start checking off that 'To Do' list. Yes, even that item you've been conveniently ignoring since the dawn of time.
More good news, my starry-eyed friends! Jupiter in Taurus is kind of like stumbling upon a cosmic ATM. As the planet of luck holds hands with the sign of wealth, there's potential for a serious cash flow. However, remember Taurus also has the self-control of a toddler in a candy store. So, while spending all your new fortune on plush alpaca throws might sound appealing, it's probably best to exercise some restraint.
So, in the great cosmic sitcom that is Jupiter in Taurus, we're being challenged to look inward, work hard, and keep our impulses in check. Can we do it? As sure as the Earth spins around the Sun! Just remember, amidst this cosmic craziness, don't forget to laugh at the universe's sense of humor. It's out of this world.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 04' 18", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1508479612km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Hey there, fellow stargazers! Grab your space goggles and strap yourselves in because Saturn just took a splash into Pisces, and it's about to get real... nerdy! So, you know our old pal Saturn, right? Big dude, loves rules, wears a lot of rings—total show-off. Anyway, he's currently parked his cosmic caboose in Pisces, which is like 1508400340.680514574km away (but who's counting?), and he's in a prograde mood, which is astrologer-speak for "moving forward". Go figure. Now, Saturn in Pisces is like Spock going on a vision quest. It's all about introspection, connecting with your inner nerd, and maybe finally writing that sci-fi novel about quantum entanglement and love in the time of black holes. But don't be fooled—this isn't some cosmic cakewalk. You see, Saturn is basically the universe's strict dad. He’ll barge into your daydreams and start questioning your life choices. "Why can't you be more like your sister Mercury?" or "When are you going to settle down and start a sensible career in asteroid mining?" You know, typical dad stuff. While you might feel a bit defensive, like you've got an intergalactic Stacy's mom situation going on, remember, Saturn is just doing his thing. His advice might be as welcome as a surprise visit from an Andromedan in-law, but it's also as helpful as a pocket-sized Hitchhiker's Guide. But hey, there's a silver lining! With all this happening in the dreamy realms of Pisces, it's the perfect time to get in touch with your inner hippie. Meditate, hug a tree, start a dream journal or better yet, take a nap (with said dream journal at the ready!). And remember, in these transitory times, it's okay to hit the cosmic snooze button. Get a full night's sleep, maybe even hit the hay early to give your mind a chance to slow down and sink into some sweet Piscean dreams. So, embrace this Saturn in Pisces phase like a Vulcan embraces logic. It might feel like a bit of an interstellar intrusion, but hey, that's just Saturn being Saturn. Stay stellar out there!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 46' 52", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2813038902km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright folks, brace yourselves, Uranus is in Taurus! Now, before you start imagining a giant gas planet lodged inside a celestial bull, let me clarify. In astro-babble, this means the planet of change, revolution and "I-didn't-see-that-coming" is hanging out in the sign of the sturdy, comfy-couch loving, "I'll-have-the-usual" Taurus. Now, this is akin to inviting a disco ball and strobe lights into a library. Taurus, bless its stubborn little heart, likes things as predictable as the reruns of 'The Big Bang Theory.' But darling Uranus, struts in with its funky beats, not caring one whit for status quo. It's like Gandalf showing up at Bilbo's door with a posse of dwarves. Expect disruption, folks. But hey, don't go full Frodo just yet. Sure, Uranus might seem like it's here to flip your world upside down, but remember, even Bilbo ended up having the adventure of a lifetime, right? Sometimes, you gotta shake off the old to make way for the new. Speaking of new, expect some serious changes in the money department. Taurus, being the Warren Buffett of the zodiac, has got its hoof firmly planted in finances. But Uranus, the Steve Jobs here, is about to bring some radical revolutions. We're talking new currencies, seismic shifts in banking, and housing and stock markets doing the moonwalk. Imagine cryptocurrency becoming as common as Netflix subscriptions! On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like Marie Kondo on steroids. It's time to ask ourselves if our financial burdens and material possessions really spark joy. If not, it’s time to thank them for their service and bid adieu. Who needs that much baggage anyway? This is our chance to reinvent our relationship with the material world and find a healthier balance. So, saddle up! It's going to be as exciting as riding a roller coaster through a wormhole. You might feel like you're being taken for a ride, but remember, even the wildest rides can bring you to a place of greater stability. And just like Samwise Gamgee, you might just end up saying, "Well, I'm back," but to a much better, more liberated version of your life. Uranus in Taurus, folks; it's gonna be one heck of a cosmic rodeo!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 55' 19", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4471467873km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings star gazers and galaxy trekkers, do I have a celestial scoop for you! Our distant blue friend Neptune, currently cruising retrograde in the constellation Pisces, is approximately 4.471 billion kilometers away. Now, I know what you're thinking, "That's a whole lot of light years to social distance!" But fear not, my friends, because even though Neptune might be taking a backseat in physical proximity, its influence is as present as ever. Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic kaleidoscope; it's all about blending, merging, and unifying. It makes us realize that arguing over whether Star Trek or Star Wars is better is like two unicorns fighting over which color rainbow is the best. The truth is, they're all fantastic, and everyone wins when we appreciate the whole spectrum! This stellar transit is not just about watching reruns of your favorite sci-fi series, though. It's also a call to action. It's like the Universe is saying, "Hey, you've got talents, ideas, and dreams, right? Well, get off your asteroid and do something about it!" So, grab your lightsaber, don your Vulcan ears and make your mark on the cosmos. Now is the perfect time to explore your spiritual side. Maybe take up space yoga, or build a shrine to the Force in your living room. And remember, sharing is caring - especially when it comes to your ideas. The universe is a big place and there's enough room for everyone's voice to be heard. So, in the spirit of Neptune in Pisces, let's drop our differences and embrace the unity of the cosmos. Because, after all, we're all made of stardust. And remember, in the words of our favorite Cardassian tailor, "The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." So let your imaginations run wild, and who knows, you might just find your path illuminated by the celestial glow of Neptune.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 55' 15", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5344305561km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, star gazers and seekers of cosmic wisdom! We have some astronomical gossip for you today. Our dear, demoted-to-dwarf planet Pluto is swinging through the ambitious realm of Capricorn, and it's stirring up some serious celestial shenanigans. We all know Pluto, right? The little planet that could, then couldn't, and now just kind of...does its thing at an average distance of 5,344,271,360.224061966km from us (give or take a few kilometers for traffic delays). Currently, Pluto's doing the cosmic cha-cha in prograde, which in non-astro-babble means it's moving in the same direction as most other planets. Congrats, Pluto, you're finally fitting in! Now, let's talk about Capricorn. If the zodiac signs were at a party, Capricorn would be the one double-checking their watch, sipping responsibly on a single glass of wine, and subtly steering the conversation towards their latest business venture. They're all about success and power, folks. So, what happens when Pluto, our distant cosmic underdog, waltzes into Capricorn's boardroom? Well, let's just say things get a tad... intense. Pluto, being the planet of transformation, urges us to Marie Kondo our lives, tossing out those joyless habits like leftover lasagna from last month. Capricorn, on the other hand, is ruthlessly result-oriented, throwing side-eyes at anything less than perfection. Together, they might make us feel like we're on a cosmic reality show where only the strongest beliefs survive. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself less tolerant of differing ideas. Remember, it's not you, it's the cosmos! But hey, don't panic! Just take a deep breath, imagine the cosmic forces as an overeager motivational speaker, and remember: destruction can lead to creation. Just make sure you're wrecking the right things. Like your habit of procrastinating, not your neighbor's overly decorative mailbox. So, in the words of every reality show host ever, "Good luck, and don't screw it up!" And remember, even if you do, there's always another transit around the corner. To the stars!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Sextile Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony between you and women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.