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20 December, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3519 (S10W42, Dso/beta) continued to exhibit decay and was relatively quiet. Regions 3528 (N08E01, Dao/beta) and 3529 (S19E42, Dki/beta-gamma) were the largest and main culprits for C-class flare activity, both producing C7 flares at 19/0304 UTC and 19/1539 UTC respectively. AR 3528 grew in overall size as it consolidated in its leading and trailing spots. AR 3529 grew as well as it gained additional trailing spots, and began to form a gamma signature in its intermediate area. Region 3530 (N09E63, Cao/beta) was numbered this period, but was otherwise unremarkable. The remaining regions were either stable or in decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is very high, making retrograde effects extremely increased!
Solar wind parameters were enhanced and disturbed throughout the period primarily due to waning CME influences. Solar wind speeds, as measured by the ACE spacecraft, have been generally near 600 km/s. Total field ranged 3 to 7 nT, and the Bz component was mostly northward or near neutral. Phi was predominantly positive, but underwent occasional periods in the negative orientation.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 04 degrees, 24' 07", at a velocity of 13.96 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.9 days old. It is 365191.95 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 28 Sag 05' 09", and is 147185509km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 04 Ari 24' 07", and is 372082km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
"Hey there, space travelers! This is your Astro-nerd with an important galactic update. The Moon, our favorite celestial nightlight, has decided to take a vacay in Aries. And guess what? It's exactly 371969.712033067km away - not that I'm counting or anything. We're not in a long-distance relationship...or are we? Now, Aries - the zodiac's answer to Star Trek's Captain Kirk - is all about boldness and courage. With the Moon in this fiery sign, it's like a cosmic call to action! But remember folks, impulsive decisions can lead to some serious cosmic missteps. You don't want to be like Pluto, downgraded from being a planet because it tried to cross Neptune's orbit. This is the time to be brave but not reckless, energetic but not exhausting. Like a geek at a comic con, dive into your passions, but don't forget to hydrate and maybe eat something other than cheese puffs. With the Moon in Aries, emotions may run hotter than a supernova. Embrace these feelings, but remember that nobody ever won an argument by shouting louder. Unless you're in a black hole. I heard those things don't let anything escape, not even sound. So go forth, brave astro-navigators. Take that leap towards your goals, but remember - in space, no one can hear you scream... unless you're on a Zoom call. Happy star-gazing!"Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is retrograde at 04 Cap 00' 08", moving backwards at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 103064287km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Mercury in Capricorn: Rock the Goat Boat!
Alright folks, hang on to your socks! Mercury has parked its cosmic caboose in Capricorn. Now, this isn't the time to panic and start Googling "how to communicate with a goat". Think of Capricorn not as a stubborn farm animal, but as the Bill Gates of the zodiac.
As Mercury moonwalks through this sign, it's like we've all been given a free trial of "Capricorn Premium". Suddenly, we're all about efficiency, goal-setting, and making spreadsheets look sexy. Our thoughts get a VIP upgrade, becoming clear, focused, and more potent than a triple espresso.
Get ready to turn your thoughts into an IKEA-style assembly line. Each idea is a flat-packed piece of genius, just waiting to be slotted together until it forms the perfect picture of success. So roll up your sleeves, grab that Allen wrench of ambition, and get building!
But wait! There’s a catch. With Capricorn’s influence, we may start sounding like a middle manager with a power complex. We can get a tad bit controlling, thinking our ideas are the best since sliced bread. Be careful, or you might find yourself in a heated debate over who invented the toothbrush or arguing about the correct way to stack a dishwasher.
So while Mercury does the cha-cha in Capricorn, remember to keep it real, keep it respectful, and most importantly, keep your sense of humor. After all, we're in this cosmic dance together! Keep those vibes high, star gazers!
Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 18 Sco 25' 07", moving at 1.2 degrees per day, and is 165493458km away and receding.
Venus Is In Scorpio
Alright, folks, fasten your cosmic seatbelts because Venus just sauntered into sassy Scorpio, and it's about to get real. With Venus being the celestial social butterfly and Scorpio being the deep-sea diver of emotions, expect an intriguing mélange of passion, intensity, and a whole lot of "let's talk about our feelings" moments. Think of this time as the universe's way of upgrading your love life from a breezy rom-com to an intense Oscar-winning drama. Casual flings? Nah, Venus in Scorpio is all about going the whole nine yards. Love might start feeling a tad bit obsessive, compelling you to turn into Sherlock Holmes when it comes to matters of the heart. Prepare for some relationship spring cleaning. Those tiny little doubts that you've been conveniently sweeping under the cosmic carpet? Well, they're about to make a grand appearance. It's time to put on your celestial detective hat and shine a light on the shadows of your relationships. Time for some good ol' truth excavation! This period could also be your own personal Wall Street, bringing power struggles and money matters into focus. Those subtle issues will suddenly start glowing like neon signs, making you reassess financial decisions and reconsider those late-night online shopping sprees. I know, I know, sounds heavy, right? But fear not! The universe isn't all doom and gloom. This intensity can actually lead to a bond stronger than Super Glue. So, if you're ready to ride this emotional roller coaster, brace yourself for a transformative and spicy time that could bring you and your partner closer than ever. Remember, as the great Doctor would say, "The universe is big, it's vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles." So, embrace the intensity, the depth, the passion and let Venus in Scorpio work its miraculous, albeit a bit dramatic, magic!Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 18 Sag 39' 34", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 367656908km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, cosmic cadets! Now, don't freak out, but Mars, yes, the same Red Planet where Matt Damon grew his potatoes, is currently chillin' in Sagittarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Should I care? Is this the reason my Wi-Fi has been acting up?" Well, dear friend, while I can't blame Mars for your internet woes, its current galactic road trip does have some interesting implications. Picture Sagittarius as that enthusiastic, backpacking buddy who believes in no borders, no boundaries, and yes, no limits on how many selfies they can take. While our fiery friend Mars is hanging out with this adventurous archer, we all get a little sprinkling of that boundless Sagittarian energy. The world seems brighter, possibilities multiply like rabbits, and you might start eyeing that mountain of laundry with a sudden sense of optimism. Mars in Sagittarius is like your favorite motivational speaker on steroids, not only inspiring you with grand visions but also revving up your engine to turn those dreams into reality. You might find yourself less focused on the here-and-now, as you're busy planning your ascent to global domination... or at least, figuring out how to bake that three-tier rainbow cake. But remember, folks, with great power comes great... chances of making a fool of yourself. Mars in Sagittarius can be a bit of an adrenaline junkie, nudging us towards risks and impulsivity. So, before you decide to try base jumping, remember, moderation is key! This is a time for truth-seeking, for embracing new experiences and ideas, and discovering that there is no "one-size-fits-all" approach to life. Whether it's trying Ethiopian cuisine for the first time, signing up for a quantum physics course, or simply chatting with someone from a different culture, Mars in Sagittarius encourages us to expand our horizons. And speaking of horizons, if you've been itching to travel, now's the time! But remember, this isn't about chilling on a beach with a margarita in hand. It's about those transformative journeys that expand your heart and mind. If globe-trotting isn't in your budget, fear not! A good book, a new documentary or even a local cultural event can give you that "Mars in Sagittarius" fix. So, buckle up, stargazers! It's going to be an exciting ride. And remember, if all else fails, thereJupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 47' 04", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 646276011km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright, fellow cosmos voyagers, gather round! We've got Jupiter, that giant celestial guru of wisdom, parking its cosmic caboose in Taurus, the zodiac's most immovable sign. Sounds like a plot for an epic sci-fi movie, right? But here's the twist: it's your life. Jupiter in Taurus is like having Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi whispering in your ear, reminding you that "the force" isn't something in a galaxy far, far away, but rather, it's within you all along. Like the Wi-Fi password you forgot, it's always there, just waiting to be remembered amidst the noise of your daily Tik-Tok scrolls and Netflix binges. Now, this cosmic rendezvous isn't merely about spiritual epiphanies. It's also like having an intergalactic Tony Robbins firing you up to chase down your dreams. Jupiter gives you the fuel and Taurus provides the GPS coordinates. You'll find yourself making to-do lists like NASA plans a Mars mission and ticking off each item with the determination of a cat chasing a laser pointer. And let's not forget about the moolah, baby! With Jupiter, the planet of good luck, doing a tango with Taurus, the Wall Street tycoon of the zodiac, it's like winning a lottery ticket to Prosperityville. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility (thanks, Spider-Man!). Taurus can be a bit of a hedonist, always eyeing that extra slice of pizza or that unnecessary Amazon purchase. So, keep your impulses in check, or you might find yourself swimming in a sea of overdue bills and regret. So, strap on your space boots, star travellers! This Jupiter in Taurus transit is about to take you on a cosmic journey of self-discovery, dream-chasing, and financial growth. Just remember to keep your head in the stars and your feet on the ground. Happy voyaging!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 17' 15", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1515254071km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, celestial comrades! So, Saturn has parked its cosmic caboose in Pisces, right? Now, don't go thinking Saturn is having a midlife crisis and decided to become a fish out of water. Nope! This bad boy is 1515176537.340638638 km away from Earth (I checked Google Maps), and he's currently in a prograde motion (that's fancy space talk for moving in the same direction as most other things in the universe – yes, Saturn is a follower, not a leader). Now, what does this mean for you, my star-gazing friends? Well, when old man Saturn takes a dip in the Piscean pond, it's your golden ticket to dive deep into the ocean of your mind. Ever daydreamed about writing the next bestseller or opening a vegan donut shop? Well, my friend, now is the time to fish those dreams out of the depths and start making a plan. But be warned, Saturn in Pisces might not be the smooth sailing you'd hope for. Saturn is like that nosy neighbor who always has something to say about how you're living your life. You might feel a bit defensive, as if Saturn is digging around in your dream journal without asking. But remember, this is the universe's way of testing your resolve. Don't give Saturn the satisfaction of seeing you sweat. Instead, take his intrusion as an opportunity to refine and reinforce your dreams. You might find yourself feeling a tad restless during this transit. The Piscean realm is associated with sleep and dreams, and with Saturn crashing the party, you might be tossing and turning more than usual. Now, as much as I'd love to prescribe you a steady diet of late-night sci-fi marathons and popcorn, the best medicine is a good old-fashioned nap. So, grab a dream journal, get cozy, and let your mind wander. Who knows, you might just dream up the next big vegan donut sensation (gluten-free, of course). Remember, my celestial comrades, every planetary transit is an opportunity for growth. So, buckle up, embrace the cosmic vibes, and let's boldly go where no astrologer has gone before!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 41' 19", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2817650406km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: Galactic Bull Riding
So, Uranus is in Taurus, folks! That's about 2,817,601,744.793709755km away, but who's counting, right? Now, Taurus, the celestial bull, loves consistency and predictability. It's like that one friend who orders the same meal every time you go out—comforting but slightly exasperating. But here's the kicker: Uranus, a.k.a the cosmic wildcard, is all about sudden change and reinvention. It’s like that spontaneous friend who decides to go skydiving... on a Tuesday. Talk about a clash of planetary personalities!
Now, we all know Taurus has a bit of a thing for money, being the Wall Street wizard of the zodiac. So, with Uranus in town, expect some revolutionary money makeovers! We’re not just talking about finding a quarter in the couch cushions, but seismic shifts in how we handle our finances. Over the next seven years, Uranus might turn our financial world upside down. We could see alien cryptocurrencies taking over, banks evolving into something unrecognizable, and housing and stock markets doing the cha-cha slide.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a financial liberator. Think Robin Hood, but instead of stealing from the rich, it's helping us break free from the chains of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages. Our attachment to material possessions might feel like we're stuck in a black hole, and Uranus is here to pull us out with its gravitational force. It’s time to rethink our relationship with money and materialism. It’s not an option anymore, folks. Uranus isn’t asking for permission—it’s a planet, not a polite dinner guest.
Resistance is futile; you can’t really argue with a planet. So why not embrace it? The changes we make during this period might feel like we're leapfrogging across asteroid belts, but they could actually help us reach a point of greater stability. And remember, these changes aren't just shooting stars—they’re here to stay!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 56' 36", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4479248347km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hey there, groovy stargazers! Neptune's doing its cosmic tango in the dreamy, watery realm of Pisces and boy, is it a sight! Now, let me tell you, this isn't your run-of-the-mill planetary jig. Nope, we're talking about a celestial cha-cha that's happening about 4,479,179,983.913071632 km away in the infinite dance hall we call the universe. And yes, I did just throw a random long number at you to convey distance - pretty nerdy, right? Now, our cool blue friend Neptune is currently doing the prograde boogie-woogie. That's science-speak for "moving in the same direction as most other things in its system." Basically, Neptune's not being a rebellious teenager right now. So, what does this astrological disco mean for you? Well, imagine you're wearing a pair of super-duper cosmic glasses. These aren't your regular bifocals, alright. They allow you to see past the petty squabbles of everyday life, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if Star Trek is better than Star Wars. Let's face it, those debates are as pointless as trying to teach a cat quantum physics. With Neptune shimmying in Pisces, it's all about unity, man! It’s a celestial shout-out to explore what you bring to the cosmic potluck. Maybe you make a mean vegan lasagna, or perhaps you have a knack for making people laugh. Whatever it is, it's time to serve it up! Feeling spiritual? Good, because Neptune’s groove in Pisces is the perfect excuse to dive into that Zen meditation course you've been eyeing or set up a little zen den in your pad. Think of it as your personal launch pad to the cosmos. And remember, while you are out there exploring your emotional intelligence and discovering your unique offerings, Neptune in Pisces is like that cool DJ, spinning the cosmic records and setting the tempo. So go ahead, dance to your own rhythm, and let Neptune's beat guide you. After all, we're all part of this great cosmic jamboree!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 00' 21", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5348753632km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Great Scott! Pluto is in Capricorn? Good heavens, this is as exciting as the time I discovered the flux capacitor. Pluto, that distant tiny rock in our cosmic neighborhood, is 5,348,721,912.358529091km away and moving in a prograde motion (that's astrological speak for 'moving in the same direction as most of the planets'). Now, don't be fooled by Pluto's small size or its demotion from planet to dwarf planet. Oh no, Pluto packs a punch! Just like that small jigawatt spark that powers the DeLorean. It's all about transformation, power, and regeneration. Like ripping apart a DeLorean and rebuilding it into a time-traveling machine! So, what does it mean when Pluto is having a cosmic meetup with Capricorn? Well, it's like when Marty and I teamed up - an unstoppable duo. Both Pluto and Capricorn are goal-oriented, focused, and demand results. They're the kind of duo that would invent a time machine and then use it to make sure their past selves invented the time machine. This celestial alignment may leave you feeling a bit intolerant to other people's ideas. You might feel like Biff when he was trying to understand the concept of time travel. But remember, every perspective has value, even if it seems as crazy as a flying DeLorean. Pluto in Capricorn is also about spring cleaning your life - but not just any spring cleaning. Picture taking a sledgehammer to your mental garage and rebuilding it from the ground up. It's about getting rid of old patterns that no longer serve you, just like I had to abandon conventional science to explore the realm of time travel. To summarize, prepare for some serious transformation, digging deep into your inner self, and possibly constructing a time machine. But remember, "Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one."Current Planetary Aspects