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22 December, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to an isolated M4.2/1n flare at 21/0538 UTC from Region 3519 (S12W72, Dai/beta). Region 3519 appeared to be in a decay phase as it approached the SW limb. Slight growth and consolidation was apparent in Regions 3528 (N08W28, Dai/beta) and 3529 (S21E15, Dko/beta-gamma). Slight decay was observed in Region 3521 (N12W07, Dsi/beta-gamma). The rest of the spotted regions were relatively stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels with solar wind speed between 334-430 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-5 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Taurus, at 01 degrees, 59' 22", at a velocity of 13.63 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10 days old. It is 371169.89 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 00 Cap 07' 20", and is 147162494km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon is at 01 Tau 59' 22", and is 376779km away and receding.
Moon Is In Taurus
Alright folks, gather 'round. Now, I don't want to cause a galactic-scale kerfuffle here, but the Moon is lounging in Taurus right now. Yes, you heard it right. And I reckon it's about 376,636.386984830km away, give or take a couple of light years, which in cosmic terms is just a stone's throw away. My dear Taureans, this means it's a power-packed time for you. Now, much like a well-known politician who shall remain nameless (*cough* you know who), you might feel an irresistible urge to build walls around your emotions, but remember - the best walls are porous. They let in the good vibes and filter out the cosmic riffraff. With the Moon in your house, expect things to get a bit, let's say, "cheesy". You're going to feel like you've been catapulted to the Milky Way's most exclusive wine and cheese party. You'll be basking in the limelight, feeling as solid and dependable as that vintage Gouda, but with the smooth charm of a well-aged Merlot. But remember, every starry soirée can have its downsides. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself feeling a bit possessive - of your cheese, your wine, your comfy armchair, or even your Netflix account. So, my advice? Embrace the lunar energy, indulge in your guilty pleasures (we know you've been eyeing that double fudge chocolate cake), and don't forget to share. After all, the universe doesn't give us these celestial cheese and wine parties every day. And remember, the stars might influence our lives, but we still have to clean up our own cosmic messes. So, stay grounded, stay humble, and for heaven's sake, don't start any Twitter wars.Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury will change from Capricorn to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
Mercury is retrograde at 01 Cap 22' 36", moving backwards at 1.37 degrees per day, and is 101323026km away and approaching.Mercury Is In Capricorn
Well, hold on to your telescopes, stargazers, because Mercury, that cheeky little planet, has decided to hang out in the boardroom of the cosmos - Capricorn. That’s right, folks! Strap in for a time of clear-headedness, ambition, and the kind of organization that would make Sheldon Cooper blush. Now, Capricorn is the zodiac's ultimate business mogul. Think Elon Musk but with goat's horns (I promise, it's not as weird as it sounds). With Mercury in this sign, our thoughts are going to be as focused and strategic as a game of 4D chess. You’ll find your ideas streamlining themselves into a conveyor belt of success. It’s like the sorting hat of Harry Potter, but for your thoughts. The best part? This transit is like having a life-sized jigsaw puzzle where all the pieces magically fit together. You'll see your ideas take shape and form like a perfect Lego masterpiece. (Remember, stepping on a Lego is painful, so mind your steps). However, there's a bit of a catch. Capricorn has a bit of a superiority complex. It's like that one person in the group project who always wants to be in charge (you know who you are). So, while we’re all high on our ideas, let's not forget to keep our egos in check. Otherwise, we'll end up like an episode of The Office, with lots of laughs but not much work being done. So, my cosmic travellers, while Mercury retrograde in Capricorn might sound like a sci-fi horror film, it's actually an invitation to put on our thinking hats and get stuff done. But remember, even Spock knew how to crack a smile every once in a while. Balance is key, people! Now, go forth and conquer that universe.Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 20 Sco 49' 32", moving at 1.2 degrees per day, and is 167460206km away and receding.
Venus Is In Scorpio
Greetings, celestial voyagers! Buckle up your cosmic seatbelts and hold on to your telescopes, because our love planet, Venus, has decided to take a passionate plunge into the deep end of the zodiac pool. Yes folks, Venus is doing the tango with Scorpio! Now, remember, Venus is that social butterfly at the party who's always surrounded by a crowd, laughing at everyone's jokes, and making sure the hors d'oeuvres are circulating. She's all about relationships, harmony, and affectionate nuzzling. Then we have Scorpio, the brooding poet in the corner, sipping wine and pondering the mysteries of life. Scorpio's all about passion, depth, and diving headfirst into the emotional abyss. So what happens when Venus decides to walk on the wild side with Scorpio? Brace yourself for a love rollercoaster, my friends! The superficial small talk loses its charm as we crave meaningful and intense experiences in our relationships. We're going from summer flings to year-round romances, so pack your bags for a long trip! And let's talk about those pesky shadows. You know, the ones you've been brushing under the cosmic rug? Well, Venus in Scorpio just turned on the celestial spotlight, and there's nowhere left to hide. It’s time to pull out your emotional detective hats and start investigating. Is it time to fix things or is it time to say sayonara? Either way, this transit is giving our relationships a reality check with a capital 'R'. Money matters also come into focus, so keep an eye on your partner's spending habits. Is your beloved buying diamond encrusted cat collars or investing in suspiciously expensive comic books? This may be the time to have that heart-to-heart about finances. Now, I know this sounds intense, like a Star Trek episode with a triple red alert, but hang in there. All of this cosmic drama is designed to bring you and your partner closer together. If you can navigate these deep emotional waters, there's a good chance you'll emerge with an unbreakable bond. So, fellow stargazers, prepare to boldly go where no relationship has gone before. Venus in Scorpio might be a wild ride, but it could lead to a love story that’s out of this world!Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 20 Sag 07' 33", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 366835421km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius: The Galactic Field Trip
Hold on to your telescopes, fellow stargazers! Our red-headed celestial cousin Mars has packed its cosmic luggage and trotted into the domain of the ever-optimistic Archer, Sagittarius. You know what that means? It's time for an interstellar road trip!
While Mars is blasting through Sagittarius' space, we're all going to get a taste of that boundless, "Whoa, man!" Sagittarian zest for life. Things are going to glow brighter than a supernova, and suddenly, we'll see possibilities where before there were only black holes.
With Mars in Sagittarius, not only do we have vision (and I'm not talking about the Marvel superhero), but we've also got the rocket fuel to turn that vision into a solid planetary existence. We'll face asteroids with a grin and venture into uncharted galaxies with the swagger of Captain Kirk. Just watch out for getting too lost in the future – we don't want to miss the stellar scenery of the present!
However, as we channel our inner Starfleet officers, let's remember the Prime Directive: Moderation. In this cosmic journey, we're like kids in a candy store (or should I say, an alien bazaar). We're impulsive, risk-taking, and may end up overloading our starship if we forget to balance our enthusiasm.
Mars in Sagittarius is like the ultimate cosmic hitchhiker. It wants to soak up everything - people, places, feelings, wormholes... you name it. It’s a time to boldly seek the truth, and that means keeping our minds as open as a hailing frequency. We might find wisdom in the most unlikely corners of the universe, from alien philosophies to cultures beyond our star system. The more we learn, the more we understand ourselves and this wacky cosmic dance we're all part of.
If there ever was a time to trigger warp speed on your travel plans, it's now! But this isn't about sipping margaritas on some exotic beach planet, it's about seeking out new life and new civilizations... err, I mean, experiences that expand our minds and hearts. You don’t have to beam yourself to another galaxy - exploring can be as simple as cracking open a new sci-fi novel, taking a virtual class in Klingon, or having
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 42' 59", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 650167181km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Termin-a-taurus Edition
Alright, my cosmic compadres, pull up your galaxy-print leggings and adjust your telescope lenses! Our big buddy Jupiter has parked itself in Taurus, and this isn't just any casual Sunday drive. Nope, it's like a scene straight out of "The Terminator." But instead of Arnie saying "I'll be back," Jupiter's all, "I'll be retrograde." So prepare yourself for some deep wisdom drops with a side order of stubborn bull energy.
Jupiter, the solar system's resident smarty pants, is doing a sleepover at Taurus' place, the zodiac's most stubborn sign. It's like inviting a quantum physicist to a meditation retreat. The result? A cosmic reminder that we’ve got all the answers we need inside us. You're not just a walking bag of water and emotions, you're also a spiritual powerhouse! So put down that smartphone, switch off Netflix, and start tapping into the dormant wisdom within you. It's high time we all had a good chat with our inner sage.
But wait, there's more! Jupiter in Taurus is a golden ticket to finally making progress on those dreams and goals you've been nursing. It's like strapping a rocket engine to a tortoise. Sure, you won’t break any speed records, but you’ll get there eventually, steadily ticking off milestones one by one. Jupiter’s growth spurt meets Taurus' stubborn determination – a perfect celestial cocktail for achieving success.
And talking about success, who doesn't like a little bit of prosperity? With Jupiter, the lucky charm planet, doing a tango with Taurus, the money magnet, you might just stumble upon a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It's like winning the cosmic lottery! So dust off your financial plans and see where you can plant some money seeds.
But beware, my stargazing friends! Taurean energy is notorious for its fondness of indulgence. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, sashays into Taurus' territory, we might find ourselves confusing our needs with wants. So before you add that fifth pair of shoes to your online shopping cart or order that extra pizza slice, remember to check in with yourself.
In summary, it's time to buckle up, channel your inner Schwarzenegger, and say "Hasta
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 26' 18", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1519681054km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Sci-fi Thriller
Alright, stargazers, buckle up! Saturn, the cosmic ringmaster, and Pisces, the dreamy fish, are about to have a tango in the inky black dance floor of the universe. They’re 1519604811.899147987km away, but trust me, their dance echoes right here on Earth. And no, I didn't just make up that number to sound cool. It's science, darling!
When Saturn sways into Pisces, it’s like Spock and Ghandi decided to host a self-help seminar. But instead of motivational speeches and guided meditations, they're serving you some hard truths wrapped in cosmic wisdom. This is the time to dust off those daydreams of yours and turn them into reality. Write that book, open that business, start that revolution! And remember, notepads ready, folks! You wouldn't want to forget the blueprint to your dream world, now would you?
But here's the catch: Saturn in Pisces isn't a walk in the park, or a casual saunter through the TARDIS. This is hardcore, reality-check territory. Saturn can be a bit of a buzzkill, barging into your dream space like a dad who's just discovered you've been hiding jelly babies under your bed. You might feel tempted to slap a "Keep Out" sign on your subconscious, but trust me, Saturn's nagging is like free life coaching from the Universe.
Now, with all this deep-diving into your psyche, you might find yourself more restless than a Dalek at a peace convention. Fret not, my cosmic comrades. This is an excellent time to cultivate your inner Zen. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, breathe. Maybe even try sleeping, but keep a dream journal handy. I assure you, Saturn's nighttime soap operas are worth tuning into.
So, folks, as Saturn pirouettes through Pisces, let's turn our face to the stars and our feet to the path of our dreams. Just remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey... and the hilarious cosmic sitcoms along the way.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 37' 49", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2820907185km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Holy Cosmic Cow, Uranus is in Taurus!
Alright folks, buckle up and brace yourselves! Our friendly neighborhood planet, Uranus - which is a staggering 2,820,856,340.462478161km away (I mean, I've taken long road trips, but that's ridiculous) - has decided to park itself in Taurus. Now, Taurus likes its slippers by the fire and its tea at 4pm sharp, thank you very much. But Uranus? It's that wild cousin who shows up unannounced, rearranges your furniture, and leaves you wondering how you lived without that recliner in the kitchen.
So, picture this: Your trusty piggy bank, Mr. Oinks-a-lot, might just become a digital wallet with a mind of its own. I mean, who needs banks when you've got algorithms, am I right? And just when you thought you knew the stock market, it might do a backflip and become a virtual reality game where the points actually matter. We're in for a seven-year cosmic rollercoaster ride, so you better have your virtual safety belts on!
On a personal note, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo swooping in on your finances. It's time to say goodbye to those credit card bills and the mounting tower of debt that's been giving you nightmares. Remember, if it doesn't spark joy, thank it and let it go! We're about to change our relationship with money, and it's not just about swapping physical cash for crypto coins. It's about embracing a new sense of freedom, a liberation from the material chains that have kept us grounded for too long.
This isn't one of those "resistance is futile" scenarios. This is more like "Resistance? What's that?" Because, let's face it, Uranus didn't come all this way to take no for an answer. So, as we hurdle through space on this giant cosmic rock, let's learn to welcome change, even when it feels like a bull in a china shop. Who knows? This cosmic shake-up might just bring us to a more stable and enlightened place. Now, isn't that a thought worth pondering while your recliner gently hums beneath the kitchen light?
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 57' 37", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4484422989km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Oh, stardust siblings, buckle up your asteroid belts, because Neptune's doing the cosmic cha-cha in Pisces and it's about to get real... or is it? Neptune, that dreamy blue gas giant, is currently backstroking through Pisces, the zodiac's resident poet and dreamer. It's like Bob Ross painting happy little clouds in a Salvador Dali landscape. Yes, things are getting wonderfully weird. Now, imagine Neptune as a cosmic fog machine, pumping out clouds of mystic mist at a school disco... on Mars. As this celestial fog swirls around, we're all suddenly seeing through 3D glasses without the funky colors. We're talking clarity, folks. The kind of clarity that makes you realize you've been arguing over whether Star Trek or Star Wars is better, when you could have been combining the two to create the ultimate space saga. This galactic get-down is calling us all to look within ourselves, like a deep-space telescope scanning for signs of intelligent life. We all have our own special gifts, like a cosmic Swiss army knife. Maybe you make a mean vegan lasagna, or perhaps you can solve a Rubik's cube in under a minute. Whatever your gift, now's the time to share it with the world, like posting a cat video on the intergalactic web - Neptune in Pisces wants us to find and share these gifts for the collective good. Now's the time to enroll in that underwater basket weaving class you've always dreamed about, or turn your kitchen table into a shrine for your favorite sci-fi characters. The Neptunian energy is cheering you on, waving pom-poms made from ethereal cosmic dust. Remember, just like Spock and Kirk, Han Solo and Chewbacca, we're better together. So let's boldly go where no one has gone before, hand in hand, guided by the mystical light of Neptune in Pisces. And may the force be ever in your favor... or something like that. Cosmic peace out!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 03' 49", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5351529658km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, stardust brethren! Here's a cosmic update from your favorite interstellar jokester. Strap on your seatbelts and set your phasers to "fun" because we're voyaging into the great unknown where Pluto is currently doing a cha-cha slide in Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Captain Janeway, isn't Pluto like 5,351,499,641.322071075km away?" Well, spot on my astute space cadet! But remember, in the grand infinite expanse of the cosmos, that's practically next door! So grab a cup of decaf Earl Grey and let's dive in. When Pluto and Capricorn get together, it's like Spock and logic, or a Trekkie at a convention - they just click. They're both all about that climb, that hustle, that "make it so!" attitude towards success. But with this power duo, it's like we've activated the Borg collective's focus mode... and compassion and tolerance might just get beamed out of the airlock. This cosmic alignment is a bit like when the Doctor tries to delete his holodeck opera programs to make room for more medical knowledge - it's all about shedding what no longer serves us. Pluto, our far-flung icy friend, wants us to deep clean our metaphorical starships, even if it means a little bit of controlled demolition. But remember, just as you wouldn't toss out Neelix's cooking tools (despite his questionable culinary experiments), be mindful of what you're discarding. Every piece of your journey, every strange alien encounter, and every failed red matter experiment are parts of what make you, you! So hold onto your tribbles, folks. It's going to be a bumpy ride. And remember, even in the depths of space, we can always hear you laugh!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.