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24 December, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. The largest flare was a C3.1/Sf at 23/0914 UTC from Region 3530 (N08E07, Cro/beta). Region 3530 was responsible for the majority of the C-class flares. Slight decay was observed in Regions 3521 (N11W34, Cso/beta), 3526 (N15W09, Cai/beta), and 3528 (N08W54, Dai/beta). Slight growth was observed in Region 3530. The rest of the spot groups were relatively stable. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were mildly disturbed. Solar wind speed ranged from 303-430 km/s. Total field ranged from 3-8 nT with prolonged periods of southward Bz reaching -6 to -7 nT. Phi angle was positive.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Taurus, at 28 degrees, 56' 25", at a velocity of 13.31 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. It is 379846.06 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 02 Cap 09' 31", and is 147142907km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 28 Tau 56' 25", and is 382502km away and receding.Moon Is In Taurus
Well, hello there, star gazers! Buckle up because the Moon is hangin' out in Taurus today, and oh boy, is it feeling bull-headed or what? Now, don't panic, but the Moon is exactly 382,332.191678588km away. I know, right? Can you imagine the Uber fee for THAT ride? But seriously folks, let's break it down to simple 'Astrology for Geeks' language. The Moon in Taurus means it's time to indulge, pamper, and give into material pleasures. Think of it as your cosmic permission slip to buy that limited edition Star Trek lunch box you've been eyeing. Or perhaps invest in a deluxe hammock for those languid afternoons pondering about quantum physics and the vastness of the universe. Now, hold on to your telescopes because in the next 24 hours, our lunar companion will be making a swift exit from Taurus and head to Gemini. This celestial transition is like shifting from watching reruns of 'The Big Bang Theory' to suddenly finding yourself in the middle of an exciting episode of 'Sherlock Holmes'. So, prepare for some intellectual stimulation, witty banter, and possibly, multiple personality disorder. But hey, who said life, or rather, astrology, was meant to be boring? Brace yourselves for an intriguing lunar journey and remember, in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just stardust with a dash of nerd!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is retrograde at 28 Sag 38' 10", moving backwards at 1.34 degrees per day, and is 101470894km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Alright, folks! Buckle up because Mercury is on a joyride through Sagittarius, and let me tell you, this isn't your grandma's Sunday afternoon drive! We're talking about a cosmic meet-up that's got us seeing life in IMAX 3D, not some grainy old black-and-white reel. Mercury is rolling up its sleeves and getting down to brass tacks while Sagittarius is squinting into the distance with a pair of binoculars strapped to its head. Together, they're concocting a vision of the future that puts those sci-fi movies to shame. And trust me, this ain't no silent film. With Mercury in Sagittarius, we’re in for a symphony of enthusiastic chatter, confident declarations, and debates so fiery, they'd make a chili pepper sweat. But remember, folks, to keep your thinking caps on tight! In our quest for the truth, we must be as open-minded as a yoga instructor at Woodstock, but not without reason. We wouldn’t want to end up like a parrot, squawking out words without giving them a second thought, would we? Now, Sagittarius is symbolized by the Archer, the eternal explorer of the zodiac. And with Mercury in tow, our possibilities are as endless as a Star Trek marathon. Whether it's planning a trip to uncharted territories, assuming the role of a perpetual student, or venturing into a new job, now's the time to take a leap of faith! Just remember, folks, Mercury may be doing the moonwalk in retrograde, which tends to mess with communications and travel plans. So, if you find yourself in a verbal tangle or your GPS starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody, don't panic! Just chalk it up to Mercury having a little fun. After all, even planets need to let loose sometimes!Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 23 Sco 14' 15", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 169411680km away and receding.
Venus Is In Scorpio
"Hold onto your warp cores, star gazers, because Venus is making a pit stop in Scorpio. Now, I know you're thinking, 'But wait, isn't Venus more sociable than a Tribble at a wool festival?' You bet your bottom Latinum it is! But while it's vacationing in Scorpio, things are gonna get as intense as a Klingon opera. During this time, you might find yourself craving deep, meaningful experiences like Captain Picard craves Earl Grey tea. This ain't no time for a casual fling with a holodeck character, folks. No, love's about to get as obsessive as a Ferengi in a gold-pressed latinum mine. You know those pesky thoughts you've been pushing aside like unwanted Pah-wraiths? Well, they're about to come knocking louder than a Gorn at your front door. Venus in Scorpio is like Chief O'Brien with a malfunctioning transporter: It's going to dig deep, find the truth hiding in the pattern buffer, and beam it right up into your face. Now, don't be surprised if you find yourself caught in a power struggle straight out of the Dominion War, especially when it comes to your precious credits. Money issues could become as transparent as a Changeling on a bad day. But remember, every good Starfleet officer knows how to negotiate a peace treaty. Venus in Scorpio may feel heavier than a Horta, but trust me, it's not all photon torpedoes and red alerts. There's a silver lining here worthy of any Starfleet commendation. This intensity could lead to a stronger bond, like the one between a Trill host and its symbiont. So buckle up, cadets, because if you're emotionally and physically prepared, you might just end up closer to your significant other than Quark to his beloved latinum!"Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 21 Sag 35' 43", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 365996337km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius: The Archer's Martian Vacation
Hey there, celestial cadets! Here’s the 411 on your cosmic forecast. Mars, the red-faced party animal of our solar system, has packed up its planetary suitcase and hopped onto the Sagittarius express! As it stands, Mars is a whopping 366,014,575.791971982km away (and that's if you're into all those nerdy details), but don't worry, the red planet's influence isn't hampered by distance. Now, what happens when this celestial warrior visits the optimistic Archer? Well, it’s like mixing a Red Bull with espresso: things are about to get supercharged, and we’re all along for the ride. Suddenly, everything's in HD, possibilities are popping up like whack-a-moles, and we're ready to charge ahead into uncharted territory with the confidence of Captain Kirk. But let's not forget, Mars in Sagittarius also comes with a "handle with care" label. We're talking about a cosmic cocktail of impulsiveness and risk-taking that could launch us into overdrive if we don't remember our old friend moderation. It's like trying to eat an entire pizza in one sitting - sure it seems like a good idea at first...until it's not. This Mars-Sagittarius fiesta isn't just about action, it's also about enlightenment. Imagine your brain as an open-all-you-can-eat buffet, and Mars is hungry for knowledge. From religions to philosophies, Mars wants to gobble it all up. So, put on your thinking caps, because the more you learn, the more you understand about this crazy cosmic journey we call life. And here's the fun part: it's the perfect time for intergalactic (or earthly) exploration! But we're not talking about a lazy trip to the local beach. We're talking a quest for experiences that expand your mind like a well-risen doughnut. But, if you can't just up and travel to Mars or Mordor, don't worry. Picking up a book, learning a new skill, or hanging out with folks from different walks of life can be just as enlightening! So buckle up, cosmic explorers! With Mars in Sagittarius, it's time to seize the day, live in the moment and maybe even learn a thing or two. So remember to pack your optimism, your curiosity, and maybe a towel, because this isJupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 39' 44", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 654157483km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Space Cattle-Rustling: Jupiter in Taurus
Alright, space cowboys and cowgirls, grab your star-spangled lassos because Jupiter, that big gas giant of wisdom, has saddled up, sauntered into the corral of Taurus, and is currently playing a cosmic game of hard-to-get (retrograde style). Now, I know what you're thinking: "Why should I care about some planetary square dance happening light years away?" Well, sit tight, because this cosmic hoedown has some pretty nifty implications for us earthlings.
Jupiter and Taurus coming together is like finding out your favorite sci-fi series got another season - it's unexpected and full of possibilities. You see, Jupiter is the Yoda of our solar system, always encouraging us to think deeper and question more, while Taurus... well, Taurus is like that comfortable recliner you've had since college. Not much happens quickly, but boy does it know how to kick back and enjoy the good things in life.
So, when these two get together, it's a little like having a wisdom-oozing Jedi master camped out in your favorite La-Z-Boy. Suddenly, those deep, existential questions don't seem so daunting when tackled with a bowl of popcorn and your favorite fuzzy slippers. It's a time for inner growth, reaching for your dreams, and maybe even reorganizing your comic book collection (again).
And let's not forget about the moola! Jupiter is like your kooky uncle who always shows up with weird gifts - in this case, good luck and fortune. Meanwhile, Taurus is all about that cash money, honey. So, don't be surprised if you find a few extra coins in your pocket or finally score that rare action figure you've been bidding on.
But remember, Taurus can be a bit of a hedonist, so try not to go overboard buying limited edition collectibles or ordering takeout for the fifth time this week. It's all about balance, folks. So, as we navigate this cosmic rodeo, let's remember to enjoy the ride, reach for the stars, and maybe even save a buck or two for a rainy day.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 35' 39", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1524031541km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, fellow stargazers! Guess what? Saturn, that big ol' celestial taskmaster, has sidled into Pisces, the dreamy fish of the zodiac. Now, I know what you might be thinking. "Saturn in Pisces? That's like putting a drill sergeant in a yoga retreat!" And you wouldn't be wrong. But bear with me, because this could be the perfect cosmic combo to get your life moving in the right direction. You see, Saturn is about as serious as a Vulcan at a Star Trek convention, while Pisces is more of a free-spirited hippie, grooving to the cosmic rhythm. So, when Saturn takes a dip in Piscean waters, it's like your favorite strict parent decided to chill out and start a dream journal. Yes, you heard that right. Saturn, the planet known for order and discipline, is in Pisces, the sign of dreams and intuition. Now, let's not pretend this is going to be a vacation in the Shire. Saturn is known for being as relentless as a Dalek on a mission. It's gonna question your daydreams, poke at your plans, and might even make you feel like a Wookiee caught without his comb. But remember - Saturn is just trying to help you materialize those dreams into reality. So instead of putting up a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, welcome Saturn in, offer it a cup of cosmic tea, and listen to its wisdom. It might be a tough pill to swallow, but hey, even the Doctor takes his medicine occasionally! And don't forget, Pisces rules sleep, so don't be surprised if you're dreaming more than usual or feeling a bit restless. This is a great time to practice your Jedi mind tricks - meditate, take long walks in nature, and maybe even nap with a dream journal handy. Remember, even Spock had to sleep sometimes! So buckle up, space cadets. Saturn in Pisces is here to guide us through our dreams and help us navigate the cosmos of our inner selves. It's going to be an interstellar roller coaster ride, but hey, isn't that what makes this grand cosmic journey so fascinating? Beam me up, Scotty!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 34' 28", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2824304436km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
All right, stargazers, get ready for this cosmic curveball. Uranus, that rebellious planet that's about as predictable as a caffeinated squirrel, has decided to bunk up with Taurus, the zodiac's resident stick-in-the-mud. And let me tell you, it's like watching Spock trying to handle a Tribble infestation. Taurus, bless its little starry heart, likes things steady and stable, kind of like your grandpa in his favorite recliner. But Uranus? It's the punk rocker of the solar system, all about sudden changes and shaking things up. This is like replacing grandpa's beloved recliner with a disco ball and strobe lights. But before you start panicking faster than Scully when I suggest aliens might be involved (again), remember this: change isn't always bad. Sometimes, those old ways are like dial-up internet—comforting, but not exactly efficient. So buckle up, buttercups, because whether we like it or not, we're all going for a ride on the Uranus Express. Now, Taurus knows money better than Scrooge McDuck swimming in his vault, so while Uranus is in Taurus, expect to see some revolutionary ways of handling greenbacks. We're talking total game-changers: new currencies, banking shake-ups, maybe even a major twist in housing and stock markets. Who knows, maybe we'll all be trading in alien currency by the end of this. On a more personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a wake-up call from the universe, urging us to break free from the clutches of financial woes. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages—these are the shackles that keep us from truly enjoying our money. And material possessions? Those can weigh us down faster than an anvil in a Looney Tunes cartoon. So, fellow cosmic voyagers, are you ready to change your relationship with money and materialism? Because like it or not, Uranus is here, and it's brought a cosmic wrecking ball. Digging in our heels won't stop the changes from happening, but embracing them might just bring us to a point of greater stability. Remember, the universe is full of mysteries, but as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I'm here to help you navigate the cosmic chaos. Now, in the words of my favorite FBI agent, keep your eyes on the skies, and trust no one... except maybe your accountantNeptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 58' 47", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4489580577km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, hello there, my star-gazing galactic wanderers! Get ready to dive into the celestial pool of cosmic comedy because Neptune, our resident lord of dreams and illusions, has decided to take a dip in the mystical sea of Pisces. That's right space cadets, imagine your awkward Uncle Neptune, wrapped in a towel, sporting water wings, and ready to do a cannonball right into the watery depths of Pisces. Neptune is chilling out in Pisces, just 4489512661.627808571km away. Yes, you read that right. If you're thinking about popping over for a cup of instant galaxy tea, you'd better start walking now. And don’t forget, Neptune is doing the celestial equivalent of the moonwalk. It's going prograde! Now, what does this mean for us mere Earthlings? Well, it's like the universe decided to give us all prescription glasses but instead of correcting our myopia, they let us see across dimensions. We suddenly get to see past those petty squabbles over the last piece of pizza or whose turn it is to do dishes. Instead, we're looking at the big picture, the grand design, the ultimate sitcom of life where we're all the stars. This planetary tango between Neptune and Pisces is a celestial wake-up call, a cosmic alarm clock ringing in the twilight zone. It's asking us to find our unique contributions to the grand storyline of humanity. Maybe you're the one who invents a new type of sock puppet, or maybe you're the one who finally figures out how to fold fitted sheets. Whatever it is, it's your time to shine. So, why not use this time to explore your spiritual side? Perhaps take up underwater basket weaving or start a collection of miniature unicorn figurines. Create a sacred space at home, even if it's just a corner where you can meditate or have a staring contest with your houseplant. Remember, the energy of Neptune in Pisces is like a celestial cheerleader, shaking its pom-poms and chanting your name from the sidelines. So don't be afraid to share your dreams with the world. After all, if we're all just stardust bumbling around in this vast cosmic arena, we might as well make it interesting, right? So, buckle up stargazers, because the universe is about to get even weirder. And remember, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just tiny specks on a blue marble hurtling throughPluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 07' 21", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5354151195km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Cosmic Standup Routine
Well, my dear stargazers, our old friend Pluto, who's about as far from us as the option to "unsend" an embarrassing text, has decided to bunk up with Capricorn. It's like that odd couple from college, one constantly cleaning the room while the other throws wild parties. If you've been feeling a sudden urge to organize your sock drawer while simultaneously plotting world domination, you can thank this celestial dynamic duo.
Pluto and Capricorn have a shared resume that reads 'success' and 'power.' They're the kind of pair that could probably build a spaceship out of toothpicks if they put their minds to it. But, remember, power can be as intoxicating as a pot of Aunt Mabel's mystery punch. You might find yourself dismissing others' viewpoints with the wave of your royal scepter. Be careful not to become a celestial tyrant, my friends. Embrace your inner hippie and make love, not war.
Meanwhile, Pluto, the cosmic Marie Kondo, is all about joy-sparking. It's urging us to toss out the junk that's clogging up our lives. You know, those toxic relationships, bad habits, and perhaps that hideous sweater from Uncle Bob. However, Pluto's idea of cleaning involves a little bit of chaos. It's like trying to clean your room by blowing it up first. So, choose wisely what you want to destroy in your life before you start throwing metaphysical grenades.
In conclusion, remember, folks, this transit is about balance. It’s about embracing both the Capricorn's ambition and Pluto's transformative power, but also remembering to keep your heart open and your mind clear. As Spock might say, "Live long and prosper," or in this case, "Live long and don't let Pluto in Capricorn turn you into a control freak."
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.