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25 December, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to multiple M-class flares. The first two were an M2.9/1n at 24/1118 UTC and an M2.6/1f at 24/1649 UTC from Region 3529 (S21W25, Eho/beta-gamma). The third was an M1.1 at 24/1951 UTC from a region just beyond the SE limb near S22. The spot groups were relatively stable despite the flaring activity with the exception of Region 3530 (N08W06, Dai/beta), which appeared to be in a growth phase.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were mildly disturbed. Solar wind speed ranged from 364-468 km/s. Total field ranged from 3-9 nT while the Bz component was between +/-7 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 12 degrees, 09' 57", at a velocity of 13.14 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. It is 384603.68 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 03 Cap 10' 37", and is 147134486km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon is at 12 Gem 09' 57", and is 385718km away and receding.
Moon Is In Gemini
Great Scott! Buckle up, folks, because the moon has high-tailed it into Gemini! Now, I don't want to alarm you, but that's exactly 385536.470103792 kilometers from good ol' terra firma. Mind-boggling, isn't it? But don't worry, it’s not going anywhere... at least not until the DeLorean hits 88mph. Now, with the moon in Gemini, you're in for a ride more thrilling than a flux capacitor powered trip through time. You see, Gemini is all about communication and intellectual curiosity - yes, yes, I know, it's like Marty stumbling across a whole new genre of rock and roll. So, expect your brain to be buzzing like Doc Brown's hair on a bad day. You'll find yourself craving for information faster than my DeLorean can clock 88mph. You might even develop a sudden interest in quantum physics or start making complex calculations on napkins. By George, you might even invent the next flux capacitor! But remember, the Moon in Gemini also favors adaptability. So, while your mind will be whirling like the wheels of a time-traveling DeLorean, don't forget to take a breather. Make like a tree and leave some room for spontaneity. So, grab your hoverboard, folks, because with the Moon in Gemini, your emotional world is going to be as exciting and unpredictable as a trip to 1955, 1985, or heck, even 2015. And remember, where we're going, we don't need roads...but maybe a good horoscope or two!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is retrograde at 27 Sag 20' 10", moving backwards at 1.26 degrees per day, and is 102233930km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
"Hold onto your flight suits, fellow star gazers! Mercury is currently doing the cosmic tango in Sagittarius, and let me tell you, it's about as graceful as a viper pilot after one too many ambrosia. That ol’ messenger planet of ours is approximately 102184082.193988234km away, but don't fret, we've seen bigger distances in the Battlestar Galactica! Now, Mercury is all about the fine print, the minute details, the tiny diodes on the circuit boards, you catch my drift. But with Sagittarius? Oh boy, it's like trying to upload the entire database of the Twelve Colonies into a single Raptor. Sagittarius loves the big picture, the grand plan, the overall mission. The challenge here is to try and meld these two approaches - think of it like trying to fit Starbuck into a diplomatic role... tricky, but not impossible. Now, Sagittarius brings a certain zest to the cosmic table, kind of like that time Chief Tyrol discovered a cache of ancient ambrosia. With Mercury in Sagittarius, expect enthusiastic chatter, bold declarations, and debates that could rival the Quorum of Twelve. Just remember to keep your logic circuits engaged - we don't want to lose ourselves in the thrill of the chase. Take heed, my celestial comrades, for we must exercise some caution. With Mercury in Sagittarius, words can escape faster than a Cylon Raider in a hot pursuit. We need to triple-check our transmissions to avoid unnecessary confusion, or worse, a potential diplomatic incident. Sagittarius, the archer, the explorer, opens up a universe of possibilities. It's like when Adama gave that rousing speech about Earth - suddenly, there's a whole new world to explore. Whether you're planning a trip to another planet, considering a new career in colonial fleet, or just want to learn about the mysteries of the cosmos, this is your time. So gear up, star children, because no matter where you are in this vast universe, remember, we're all just stardust cruising through the cosmos. So say we all!"Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 24 Sco 26' 44", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 170381634km away and receding.
Venus Is In Scorpio
Well, hello there stargazers! Get your telescopes and prepare for some cosmic humor because your friendly neighborhood astrologer is here to deliver some interplanetary news with a spicy twist! Venus, our lovely lady of love and relationships, has decided to take a vacay in Scorpio land. Now, for those of you who are wondering, "What on Earth does that mean?", let me break it down for you. Imagine Venus as the charming girl-next-door who's always bringing cookies to the neighborhood potlucks. Now, picture her going off to a goth rock concert. That’s Venus in Scorpio for you! This celestial combo is like adding hot sauce to your vanilla ice cream – it's going to bring an intense flavor that’s not for the faint-hearted. Prepare to dive deep into the ocean of feelings, folks. No more surface-level chit-chat about the weather; we're talking about discussing your deepest fears and desires over breakfast. Yes, you might just swap your morning cereal for a bowl of raw emotions! And remember those annoying little issues you've been ignoring in your relationships? Those pesky disagreements about who should walk the dog or why the toilet seat is perpetually left up? Well, they're about to get highlighted under the spotlight of Venus in Scorpio. It's like a cosmic audit of your love life, and trust me, there's no fudging the numbers here. But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. This might be the perfect time to take a magnifying glass to your bank account too. Venus in Scorpio creates a unique interest in financial matters. So, if you've been thinking about investing in that rare comic book or finally starting that Star Wars merchandise collection, now might be the time! Yes, I know, Venus in Scorpio sounds like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house. But fear not, my fellow cosmic adventurers, because all this intensity can lead to a stronger bond in your relationships. It’s like surviving a horror movie together; it can be terrifying, but hey, at least you'll have some unforgettable memories. And who knows? You might just come out of it feeling closer than ever. So buckle up, brace yourselves, and remember to keep laughing even when the stars get tough. After all, the universe definitely has a sense of humor – just ask Pluto!Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 22 Sag 19' 53", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 365570426km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius: The Ultimate Space Adventure
Greetings Earthlings! Strap on your star-studded boots and grab your space helmets. Mars, our feisty cosmic neighbor, has decided to take a vacation in the domain of Sagittarius, the ever-optimistic Archer. I know, I know, you're wondering how a planet takes a vacation. Well, in the cosmos, we call it a transit and it's just as exciting, if not more!
Now, let me tell you something about Sagittarius, it doesn't believe in boundaries. It looks at limitations and laughs, "You call that a boundary? Hold my quiver." So, while Mars is playing house in Sagittarius' turf, we all get to borrow a bit of that Sagittarian optimism. Suddenly, the universe becomes your oyster, or rather, your galaxy, and you're ready to pearl dive into the vast ocean of possibilities.
But beware my friends, because with great power comes great... distraction. Yes, indeed! With Mars in Sagittarius, you may find yourself daydreaming about tomorrow, next week, or even next year, forgetting about the pesky little thing called the present. Be careful not to trip over your own feet while your head is in the stars.
And here's another thing to keep in mind: moderation. Mars in Sagittarius can make us a bit impulsive and more likely to take risks. It's like being at an all-you-can-eat cosmic buffet - you're tempted to pile up your plate, but remember, too much of anything can lead to cosmic indigestion.
But hey, don't let that deter you. This is a time for exploration and truth-seeking. Dive into different cultures, philosophies, and belief systems. And no, you don't have to teleport to the other side of the universe for this. You can start by cracking open a book, taking a class, or just chatting up that new alien—oops, I mean, neighbor from another country.
So, as Mars kickstarts its Sagittarian adventure, remember to stay open, explore, learn, and most importantly, have fun! After all, in the cosmic playground, we’re all just space explorers trying to understand this grand, beautiful mystery called life.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 38' 25", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 656188057km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Galactic Force of Prosperity and Patience
Alright, stargazers! Hunker down on your Tatooine or Hoth, because Jupiter just checked into the cosmic motel of Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking - "But oh wise and nerdy astrologer, what does this mean for me?" Well, imagine if Yoda, the galaxy's greatest philosopher, decided to vacation in the Shire, where the hobbits, the biggest fans of comfort and leisure, reside. Wisdom meets indulgence.
During this interstellar rendezvous, you're going to feel like Luke Skywalker when he first discovered the force. The answers you're seeking are not in some far-off Death Star but right there within you, probably hiding behind all those lightsaber tricks you've been practicing. It's time to let your inner Obi-Wan Kenobi shine through!
Think of Jupiter as the Millennium Falcon of your cosmic journey. It's ready to take you soaring towards your long-term goals. But remember, even Han Solo had a detailed hyperspace route (that's space-speak for a to-do list). So buckle up, prepare your itinerary, trust the process, and don't anger any wookies along the way.
Now let's talk galactic credits - or as you earthlings like to call it, money. Jupiter in Taurus is like hitting the jackpot on a slot machine in Lando Calrissian's Cloud City casino. With Jupiter as the benevolent benefactor and Taurus at the helm of wealth, it's your golden opportunity to elevate your financial status. Just remember, no betting your spacecraft in card games!
Taurus, being the luxurious space cruiser that it is, loves the good life and rarely says 'no' to a second helping of blue milk. So when Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, comes knocking with a bag full of gifts, it's essential to remember that not all that glitters is gold (or in this case, not every droid is an R2-D2). Exercise some Jedi-level restraint and use your bionic hand to swat away any unnecessary indulgences.
So, while Jupiter kickbacks in Taurus, let the force guide you through the galaxies of wisdom, prosperity and patience. And remember, the galaxy is not as far, far away as it seems!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 40' 26", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1526176843km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Well, strap on your space helmets, folks! Our old taskmaster and ringed planet, Saturn, is currently doing the backstroke through Pisces right now, and it's about as chill as a Vulcan at a Starfleet party. It's a whopping 1526102696.358409166km away (give or take a few thousand kilometres for parking) and it's on a prograde mission to whip us all into shape.
Now, Saturn in Pisces is like Spock in a tie-dye shirt – it's all about melding logic with dreams. If you've fancied penning the next 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' or starting up a space-themed café, now’s the perfect time to take out those daydreams, brush off the stardust, and get down to business. And by business, I mean doing some serious planning – budgeting, loan applications, the works. Yes, even in the cosmos, paperwork is inescapable.
Of course, having Saturn scrutinise your deepest dreams can feel a bit like being caught by the Triffids while you're still in your pajamas. Uncomfortable, to say the least. But listen here, Saturn isn't your typical intergalactic invader. This planetary 'dad' is just here to help you tidy up your cosmic mess. So, let down your shields, open the airlock, and give him a chance. He's got wisdom to share that’s more valuable than a stash of Dilithium crystals.
But beware, fellow star-farers! Saturn in Pisces might make your internal galaxy feel a bit restless. Dreams and sleep are Pisces' domains, and Saturn's presence might have you tossing and turning like a Romulan on Risa. So, what's the answer? Channel your inner Yoda and find your calm. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, deep breathe like Darth Vader, or nap like a Tribble. Make sure to keep a dream journal handy, because Saturn may have some epic space sagas to tell you.
Remember, fellow stargazers, even in the vast expanse of the cosmos, there's always time for a little starlit silliness. So let Saturn in Pisces be your guide on this interstellar journey, and don’t forget to have a little fun along the way.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 32' 51", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2826054303km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus is Getting Bullish: A Trek Through Taurus
Hey there, cosmic voyagers! So, Uranus is in Taurus and you're probably wondering, "What does this mean for me?" Well, pull up a chair, grab your favorite kale smoothie (I know you've got one), and let's talk about it. Now, I know what you're thinking – "Wait a minute, funny astrologer, isn't Taurus that sign that likes its comfort zone more than a Trekkie loves a Star Trek marathon?" Yep, you're spot on! And Uranus? It's more unpredictable than the plot twists in Deep Space Nine.
So, what happens when the cosmic rebel meets the celestial homebody? Well, let's just say it’s like a Vulcan mind meld – it might feel a bit weird, but it could also lead to some enlightenment!
Now, Taurus has a PhD in dollar bills – no kidding, they're like the Wall Street of the zodiac. But with Uranus crashing the party, we're looking at a bit of a Wall Street shake-up. Imagine if Quark's bar started accepting Federation credits instead of gold-pressed latinum – that's the level of change we're talking about here!
But hey, don't panic just yet. This doesn't mean you need to start hoarding gold coins under your bed. Remember, change is just another word for 'opportunity'. It's like when the wormhole opened near Deep Space Nine - sure, it was unexpected and a little scary, but look at all the adventures it led to!
So, how can we handle this? It's simple – be like Captain Sisko. When the Klingons show up, do you think he hides in his office with a bag of popcorn? Nope, he steps up to the plate. This is our chance to redefine our relationship with moolah – to liberate ourselves from the Ferengi-like grip of debt and materialism.
Remember, resistance is futile. Whatever changes Uranus in Taurus brings, it's all part of the journey. Embrace it and who knows, you might just end up in a better place, like a cozy holosuite with a view of Bajor. Engage!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 59' 25", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4492151151km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune In Pisces: The Cosmic Dance of the Hippie Planet in the Sign of the Fishes
Hold on to your crystal pendants, folks! Neptune, that big blue gas giant who's a bit of a dreamy, cosmic hippie himself, is making its grand entrance into Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't Neptune about 4.5 billion kilometers away? How does this affect my lunch choice or whether I should binge-watch that new sci-fi series?" Well, let me enlighten you with some astrological wisdom.
Neptune in Pisces is like having a psychic cosmic fog machine on full blast, bringing a mystical haze over our everyday lives. Suddenly, the mundane becomes magical, and you might find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality. Why argue about who left the coffee maker on when we're just stardust swirling in an infinite universe, right?
This galactic alignment is sending out cosmic invitations to dive head-first into the spiritual deep end. Your inner hippie might be screaming to finally take up yoga or go on that meditation retreat you've been daydreaming about during those boring Zoom meetings. Or perhaps it's time to create that sacred altar, made from the finest IKEA furniture, adorned with scented candles and crystals for good vibrations.
Neptune in Pisces is a celestial call-to-action for all of us to embrace our inner 'namaste' and to share it with the world. And remember, while Neptune may be billions of kilometers away, its cosmic influence is as close as your next breath. So, keep calm, carry on, and maybe don't forget to water your houseplants. They're feeling these Piscean vibes too, you know.
And remember, this planetary party won't last forever. Neptune's shimmying out of Pisces in 2026, so let's make the most of this mystical transit. Time to embrace our inner space-hippie and go with the cosmic flow!
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 09' 08", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5355403293km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: The Nerdy, Hippie Astrologer's Perspective
Well, well, well, isn't this just a cosmic conundrum? Our dear, sometimes planet-sometimes-not, Pluto is hanging out in the ambitious realm of Capricorn. Now, you might be thinking, "But Mr. Astrologer, what does that mean for me?" Buckle your seatbelts, stardust siblings, because we're about to take a trip on the astrological roller-coaster!
Imagine if you will, Pluto and Capricorn at a high school reunion. They haven't seen each other in years. They're both successful, no doubt about it. They've got that "I've got my life together" vibe, which is pretty impressive considering Pluto is roughly 5,355,375,911km away (give or take a few kilometers - space GPS can be a bit sketchy).
Now, these two are all about aiming high, hitting targets, and conquering goals. It's like they're playing a never-ending game of celestial pinball with an intense focus that would make even an eagle envious. But here's the kicker, during this cosmic reunion, they're so focused on their own game, they become a bit...let's say, "hard of hearing" to other people's ideas.
So, what's the takeaway from this planetary party? Well, under the influence of Pluto in Capricorn, we might find ourselves becoming a bit rigid, a bit too focused on our own way of doing things. It's like we're wearing blinkers and can only see our own path ahead. Beware, my friends! This isn't a solo journey, and other viewpoints can be as illuminating as a supernova!
But don't despair! Pluto, the cosmic demolition expert, is here to help us bulldoze our negative patterns that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. Remember, though, with great destructive power comes great responsibility. Be deliberate in what you destroy as you create because we don't want to end up like those poor dinosaurs, do we?
So, friends, as you venture through this celestial season, remember the golden rule of space travel: Always bring a towel... and listen to others.
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