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26 December, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels with no M-class or higher flares. Region 3529 (S20W37, Eho/beta) remains the largest spot group on the visible disk and presents the greatest probability for producing significant flare activity given its classification and history. The other six regions with sunspots were stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
A minor enhancement was observed in the solar wind field. Total field strength ranged from 2-7 nT and Bz was between +7/-6 nT. Wind speeds were generally steady around 450 km/s and the phi angle was variable.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 25 degrees, 12' 20", at a velocity of 12.94 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 14 days old. It is 389306.39 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 04 Cap 11' 44", and is 147127009km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 25 Gem 12' 20", and is 389120km away and receding.Moon Is In Gemini
Alright, all you celestial beings out there, lend me your cosmic ears because we've got some intergalactic news coming your way! The Moon, our favorite celestial nightlight, is currently residing in the Airbnb of Gemini - but don't get too comfy, 'cause she's got her bags packed to head over to Cancer's place in the next 24 hours. Now, don't panic! This isn't some sci-fi horror movie where the moon is hurtling towards us at breakneck speed. No, no, she's still a cool 388,930.048622363km away. That's roughly equal to 1,294,489,490.492 feet if you're into that sort of thing. So, no need to grab your space helmets just yet! Gemini, the twin sign, is known for its duality, much like how I can't decide whether to wear my Star Trek or Star Wars t-shirt today. It's a tough call; both have their merits. But I digress! During this time, you might find yourself juggling two ideas, two options, or perhaps two chocolate bars (I won't judge!). You may also be feeling more communicative - so don't be surprised if you find yourself engaging in conversation with your cat, your plants, or even your toaster. But remember, the Moon is a fickle mistress, and she's already got one foot out the door, heading towards Cancer. So, if any of you happen to be crustaceans under the zodiac, keep your pincers ready to welcome her. In conclusion, folks, the cosmos is a crazy, beautiful ballet of planets and stars, and we're just along for the ride. So buckle up, keep your arms and legs inside the spaceship at all times, and enjoy the journey. Until next time, stay nerdy, my friends!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is retrograde at 26 Sag 08' 14", moving backwards at 1.14 degrees per day, and is 103421458km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Well, space travelers, grab your calculators and your telescopes because our dear friend, Mercury has decided to take a road trip to Sagittarius! Now bear with me while I get my nerd on. With a whopping distance of 103350640.461627424km between us and Mercury, it's safe to say that 'out of sight, out of mind' doesn't quite cut it here, does it? Now, Mercury, that interstellar chatterbox, is all about the details, the facts, the 1s, and 0s. But Sagittarius? Oh, our bow-wielding buddy is all about the big picture, the grand vision, the 'where do we see ourselves in five years' kind of future. So, when meticulous Mercury decides to bunk up with Sagittarius, it's like a meticulous mathematician moving in with a freewheeling philosopher. Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen, right? With Sagittarius infusing a shot of adrenaline into everything it touches, Mercury's presence means we might be in for some high-stakes debates and passionate proclamations. But remember folks, keep your wits about you. We want to broaden our horizons not burn bridges. In other words, engage the brain before the mouth. A word of caution though - Mercury in Sagittarius can make us a bit trigger-happy with our words. We might find ourselves firing off phrases faster than a photon torpedo without double-checking our facts or considering other's feelings. So, triple check those words before they warp out of your mouth. We don't want to end up looking like red-shirts in a logic battle with Spock, do we? But it's not all cautionary tales. Sagittarius, our celestial explorer, opens up a universe of possibilities while Mercury is vacationing there. Whether it's planning a trip to the far reaches of the cosmos, learning the intricacies of Klingon, or charting a new career path, now's the time to dream big. So buckle up, space cadets! We're set for one heck of an adventure. Beam me up, Mercury!Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 25 Sco 39' 17", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 171347688km away and receding.
Venus Is In Scorpio
Venus Gets Serious in Scorpio
Alright stargazers, brace yourselves! Venus, our cosmic matchmaker, has decided to shimmy into sultry Scorpio. Now, this isn't your typical rom-com scenario where everyone is sipping pumpkin spice lattes, giggling over cute texts. No siree! This is more akin to a dramatic sci-fi thriller where passion is the driving force and love is not for the faint-hearted.
Venus in Scorpio is like your favorite nerdy professor trying to explain quantum physics using romantic poetry. It's intense, it's deep, and it's going to make your brain hurt! But hey, who said love was supposed to be easy? When Venus decides to take a swim in these Scorpio waters, she's not interested in splashing around in the shallow end. No my friends, she's going deep-sea diving, looking for that profound connection that can withstand the pressure at those depths.
Forget about playing it cool or keeping things casual. With Venus in Scorpio, love morphs into an all-consuming quest, something akin to Frodo carrying the One Ring to Mordor. It's heavy, it's intense, and there's probably going to be some sort of giant spider involved. Just kidding! Or am I?
But it's not all doom and gloom. This transit also brings the opportunity to cast light on the darkest corners of your relationships. You know, those little nagging doubts you've been conveniently ignoring while binge-watching the latest Netflix series? Yeah, those. It's time to pop the popcorn, hit pause, and actually deal with them.
And let's talk about money, honey. Venus in Scorpio doesn't just affect your love life. This is a prime time to face any financial fears. Got a secret credit card? It's time for confession. Been eyeing an investment opportunity? Get those spreadsheets ready!
Yes, Venus in Scorpio might feel like you're in the middle of an epic space opera, full of twists and turns. But remember, all this intensity is leading somewhere. If you can navigate through these cosmic waves, you might just find yourself in a bond stronger than any superglue. So buckle up, voyagers, it's going to be a wild ride!
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 23 Sag 04' 05", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 365140369km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, star gazers and earth dwellers! Guess what? Mars has pulled up its cosmic socks and hiked its way into Sagittarius, and boy, is it a sight to behold. Now, before you start drawing up blueprints for your Martian colony, let's temper our excitement with a dash of scientific reality. Our red neighbor is still a whopping 365158974.521737576km away (give or take a few kilometers for cosmic traffic). But hey, as they say, distance makes the heart grow fonder...or was that 'fonder of astrophysics'? I can never remember. Now, what does all this celestial shuffling mean for us humble earthlings? Well, in layman's terms, imagine Sagittarius as a cosmic archer who's just chugged an energy drink. He's optimistic, bursting with energy, and ready to conquer any obstacle in his path. And Mars? It's bringing the fuel for that fire. This cosmic combo inspires us to dream big, take risks, and view life as a grand adventure. But beware, dear friends, because as much as Mars in Sagittarius may send your ambitions into hyperdrive, there's also a chance you might end up going a tad overboard. Like a kid in a candy store, you might be tempted to grab everything in sight. Remember, moderation is key! You don't want to end up with a cosmic stomachache. As Mars blazes through Sagittarius, we're invited to open up our minds and hearts to new experiences. This isn't about booking a one-way trip to Mars or joining the latest alien cult, but rather about seeking knowledge, understanding, and connection in our own lives. So, get off the couch, dust off those old books, sign up for that class you've been eyeing, or maybe even strike up a conversation with your eccentric neighbor from across the street. In essence, Mars in Sagittarius is a time of exploration and expansion. It's about realizing there's more to our universe than what's on Netflix or trending on Twitter. So go ahead, embrace the cosmic curiosity, and remember: whether you're adventuring across the globe or diving into a new book, every journey starts with a single step...or in this case, a single star. Happy stargazing, folks!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 37' 18", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 658241339km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright, space cadets, listen up! Jupiter, that big ol' ball of wisdom in the sky, has decided to take a vacation in Taurus town. Now, before you start daydreaming about centaurs and bullfighting, let me break it down for you. When Jupiter and Taurus get together, it's kind of like the universe is throwing a "find your inner Buddha" party. Jupiter's all about deep thought and wisdom, while Taurus is the zodiac’s equivalent of a tranquilized sloth. So what does this mean for you? Well, it's time to put down that smartphone, turn off the Netflix, and start connecting with that dusty old thing called your soul. But don't worry, it's not all monk-like silence and self-reflection. Jupiter in Taurus can also give you a nudge towards achieving your dreams. Imagine Jupiter as a motivational speaker on steroids, pushing you towards your goals, and Taurus as the dogged taskmaster, making sure you're crossing the t's and dotting the i's on your grand plan. Now, here's the fun part - in the financial department, Jupiter and Taurus are like the dynamic duo of prosperity. Jupiter is the planet of good fortune, and Taurus is the Wall Street of the zodiac. So if you've been waiting for the right moment to invest in that startup idea or buy that lottery ticket, now might be the time. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, and it's easy to confuse wants with needs when you're rolling in dough. Taurus has a bit of a reputation for being an indulgent party animal, and Jupiter isn't exactly known for its restraint. You might find yourself eyeing that third slice of cake or contemplating whether you really need a jet ski. Be careful not to get carried away. So, there you have it. Jupiter in Taurus: a time for introspection, goal-setting, potential fortune, and the occasional overindulgence. Make the most of it, folks!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 45' 18", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1528301534km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: Your Out-of-this-World Guide to Inner Peace
Alright stargazers, let's dive into the deep cosmic soup as Saturn, our favorite celestial taskmaster, takes a swim in the mystical waters of Pisces. Now, before you start rolling your eyes like Mulder hearing about government conspiracies, hear me out.
First off, let's just note that Saturn is currently a whopping 1,528,228,087.762077570km away! That's like, what, a few hundred trips to the grocery store for snacks, right? And it's moving prograde, which in layman's terms, means 'forward'. But don't worry, there's no cosmic fender-bender happening here.
Now, Saturn in Pisces might sound like an intergalactic fish out of water. But trust me, this is the perfect time to channel your inner Yoda and gaze inward. Got a dream of penning a bestseller? Or opening a bakery selling only vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, fun-free pastries? Now's the time to plot and plan, my friends.
Just a heads up though - Saturn in Pisces is not exactly a cosmic spa day. Picture your dad barging into your room demanding why you haven't cleaned it yet - that's Saturn in Pisces for you. So, brace yourselves and maybe... clean your room?
And oh boy, with all this energy in the sleep-and-dreams department of Pisces, you might want to stock up on chamomile tea. You may find yourself tossing and turning, or even having weird dreams about being chased by a giant space squid. Pro tip: keep a dream journal handy. You'll never know when they could inspire your next big idea (or your next big laugh!).
So remember to breathe, take a walk in the woods, or do whatever floats your cosmic boat to keep calm. After all, with Saturn in Pisces, it's not just about reaching for the stars, it's about diving deep into the oceans of your dreams. Now go forth, my fellow space nerds, and make those dreams happen!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 31' 16", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2827837574km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! As Captain Jean-Luc Picard might say, "Set phasers to fun!" because we're warping into the cosmic nebula of Uranus in Taurus. Now, Taurus, you're a creature of habit. You love your Earl Grey tea hot, your spacesuits freshly pressed and your spaceship cruising at a steady warp speed. But here's the thing: Uranus is like Q from the Continuum, popping in uninvited, flipping your world upside down and challenging all your preconceived notions. It's a wild card, a cosmic disruptor that's about to beam down some big, sudden changes right on your home turf. You see, Taurus, when it comes to money (your favorite intergalactic currency), Uranus is like an alien with a new kind of math. Brace yourself for some revolutionary shifts in finances. Think new forms of currency (perhaps Starfleet credits?), dramatic banking changes (maybe teleporting tellers?), or even a major shake-up in the housing and stock markets. (Anyone fancy investing in dilithium crystals?) But don't sound the red alert just yet. Remember: resistance is futile. On a personal level, this transit is your chance to boldly go where no Taurus has gone before, breaking free from the grips of financial black holes like debt, taxes, and credit card interest. Material possessions? They're just dead weight in your cargo bay. This is your time to recalibrate your relationship with money and materialism. So buckle up, Taurus. We're on a seven-year mission to explore strange new attitudes towards money, to seek out new financial systems and new liberations, to boldly go where no bull has gone before! Engage!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 00' 06", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4494715292km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, stargazers! Your neighborhood astro-nerd is here, armed with a steaming cup of chai and my trusty telescope, to bring you the cosmic lowdown. Hang onto your space boots, because Neptune—a planet so far away it probably gets its mail by carrier pigeon—is doing a little dance in Pisces. Now, you might be thinking, "Neptune in Pisces? So what? Who cares if a giant blue ball of gas 4,494,647,687.815839767km away (give or take a few meters) is hanging out in the realm of the fish?" Ah, dear star-friends, here's where it gets interesting. Neptune and Pisces are like two peas in an intergalactic pod, both loving all things mysterious, spiritual, and—let's be real—slightly woo-woo. When these two get together, it's like they've found their celestial soulmate, and boy, do they have a lot to talk about. With Neptune shimmying through Pisces, we're being invited to a cosmic ball. One where we can turn off our logical Spock-brains for just a moment and dive into the emotional, the ethereal, and the downright mystical. It's a time when our inner Mr. Miyagi comes to the fore, guiding us towards unity and away from petty squabbles about who left the cap off the toothpaste. So, what can you do during this celestial rendezvous? Maybe it's time to dust off your old dream journal or try out that meditation app you downloaded six months ago. Or perhaps it's time to build that home altar you've been Pinterest-ing, complete with fairy lights and your favorite crystals. But remember, folks, Neptune in Pisces isn't just about personal spiritual exploration. It's also about connecting with others, sharing your discoveries, and realizing that we're all part of this grand, cosmic tapestry. So, go forth, fellow stargazers, and remember: the universe has your back. Or as they say in Battlestar Galactica, "So say we all!"Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 10' 56", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5356615894km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: A Cosmic Comedy of Sorts
Alright my celestial voyagers, it's time to talk about our favorite misunderstood celestial underdog, Pluto, who's currently doing the astrological conga line with Capricorn. Now, we know Pluto isn't technically a planet anymore (Thanks, Neil deGrasse Tyson), but let's not hold that against the little guy. After all, size isn't everything in the universe!
So, what happens when Pluto, the Lord of the Underworld, and Capricorn, the CEO of the Zodiac, get together for a cosmic shindig? Well, it's like a space-themed episode of "The Apprentice." They're both power-oriented, have laser-like focus, and a no-nonsense approach to getting things done. But, be careful, because this dynamic duo could turn you into a cosmic bulldozer, pushing aside anyone who doesn't align with your vision. Remember, folks, diversity is the spice of life, even in the vast cosmic soup!
But here's the real kicker. Pluto is all about transformation, which means ripping off the metaphorical band-aids and dealing with the wounds underneath. Yes, gentle stargazers, this may involve some cosmic demolition. Imagine Marie Kondo meets Bob the Builder. Keep only what sparks joy, and then rebuild stronger!
So, as we navigate this cosmic comedy of Pluto in Capricorn, remember to keep your sense of humor, stay open to different perspectives, and be intentional about what you decide to change. After all, in the grand scheme of the universe, aren’t we all just a bunch of stardust trying to figure things out?
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Trine Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun trine Jupiter: You have big aspirations but do not struggle or labor to achieve them. Your self-confidence and inner harmony attract success and benefits to you in an almost magical way. Your optimism and cheerful generosity also win you many allies and successes in life. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun trine Jupiter: The qualities of luck, energy, magnanimity, and good spirits here are pronounced. If you also have Moon square or opposition Saturn, or Sun square or opposition Uranus, or Moon conjunct Mars, or Sun square or opposition Saturn: The creative urge is also brought out.You have lots of vitality and optimism, together with a broad, tolerant, philosophic viewpoint – a sort of hail-fellow-well-met person making friends readily and generally keeping them. This is an excellent position for business. If you also have Mars conjunct Jupiter, Jupiter conjunct Saturn, Jupiter conjunct Uranus, Jupiter conjunct Neptune, Moon square or opposition Saturn, Moon conjunct Mars, Sun square or opposition Saturn, or Jupiter sextile or trine Saturn: You find a successful career of considerable scope and influence.In a professional or artistic career this insures financial return. No poet with this aspect ever starved in a garret, or anywhere else, for that matter. You spend freely and convivially, and your abundant vitality makes it possible for you to keep going for a long time. — Interpretation from the Heaven Knows What report.Sun trine Jupiter: Jupiter, the planet of mercy, confers an optimistic approach whenever there are life challenges to be met. This aspect is fortunate because it promotes successful outcomes in general, as far as personal goals and recognition.You’re a generous and loyal friend. You are basically honest and you have a sincere desire to do right by your fellow man. It’s easy for you to be indulgent with others and you’re a naturally big-hearted person. Use this trait with open eyes. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path report.Sun trine Jupiter: Being successful in life is easy, for you have a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. You have an instinct for justice and the law, and you always know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability makes you a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. Working with and helping older persons is also suggested. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun Sextile Saturn
Self-discipline, organizing ability, and stamina are the order of the day. You are methodical, systematic and can make much progress today simply by rolling up your shirt sleeves and getting to work. People above you are likely to notice your efficient efforts and reward for your hard work will be imminent. Constructive ambition, patience, practical insights, and maturity are the keywords today.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Saturn to accept responsibilities, to lead a rather ordered life, and to apply caution in their financial and business dealings. They rarely jump to conclusions or take uneducated risks. They have a certain amount of patience and enough self-discipline to slowly but surely achieve what they set out to do. Although somewhat undemonstrative, they are generally loyal and responsible people to those they care about.These are not the quickest-moving people aroundthey take their time and generally use a step-by-step approach to most projectsbut they steadily reach their goals. Sun sextile and trine Saturn people are naturally trustworthy, and they don’t have much patience for those who don’t show respect for others, who take foolish risks, and who lead disorganized lives. With the trine, all of these traits come naturally. With the sextile, these traits are available when they are needed.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Jennifer Aniston, M C Hammer, Ben Affleck, Meryl Streep, Carl Sandburg, Angelina Jolie, Winston Churchill, Robert DeNiro; Trines – Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio, Muhammad Ali, Bono (U2), Ron Howard, Raquel Welch, Gloria Vanderbilt, Dinah Shore, Linda McCartney, Sheena Easton, Elton John, Catherine Deneuve, Pearl Bailey.Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.