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28 December, 2023
Solar activity was low. Region 3529 (S20W62, Dho/beta) lost area but was still the largest sunspot group on the visible disk. This region produced an isolated C-class flare or two but was otherwise quiet. Region 3534 (S12E60, Cro/beta) was numbered this period, but there is a chance the region will dissipate before reaching the west limb. It also produced an isolated C-class flare late in the day. The remaining 4 active regions were either stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was fairly unremarkable with Bt less than 8 nT and Bz ranging from -5 to 5 nT. Wind speeds were slightly elevated, averaging around 465 km/s. The phi angle was positive.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Cancer, at 20 degrees, 39' 25", at a velocity of 12.51 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 16 days old. It is 397636.8 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 06 Cap 13' 57", and is 147114914km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 20 Can 39' 25", and is 396039km away and receding.Moon Is In Cancer
Ahoy celestial navigators! It's your favorite cosmic comedian and astrology nerd, here to give you a stellar update. Now, fasten your seatbelts and secure your spectacles, because our lovely Luna is currently vacationing in the constellation of Cancer. Which, by the way, is not as scary as it sounds. It's not like she's sunbathing on a beach with crabs or anything. She's just 395,855.521660402 km away... an easy weekend trip if you have a spaceship lying around! During her stay in Cancer, the Moon is feeling quite nurturing, kind of like your grandma when you visit. She might bake you cookies, or in this case, shower you with good vibes and heightened intuition. It's a great time to tap into your feels, folks. You know, the ones you hide at the back of your emotional fridge, behind the beer and leftover pizza. And while you're digging through that metaphorical fridge, don't forget - the Moon is always on the move. She’s like that friend who can’t sit still and has a new hobby every week. In the next 24 hours, she'll be packing her cosmic bags and heading over to the proud and fiery Leo. So, what does this mean for you? Well, if you've been feeling extra sentimental or craving comfort food lately, don't worry, it's not because of that sad movie you watched last night, it's just the Moon doing her thing in Cancer. But keep an eye out for a sudden urge to roar like a lion or wear more gold. That's the Leo energy creeping in. Remember, folks, the universe is a fascinating, ever-changing place. Just like your laundry pile, it's full of mysteries waiting to be unfolded. So, keep looking up and stay tuned for more astronomical amusement!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is retrograde at 24 Sag 09' 32", moving backwards at 0.83 degrees per day, and is 106912479km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Well, folks, we've got Mercury pulling a fast one on us again, dancing its retrograde jig in the wild, expansive land of Sagittarius. Now, for all you non-spacey types, that's a good 106,806,349.109554693km away in real people distance. Let's break it down. Mercury, our cosmic mailman, loves a good list and checking it twice. It's all about the details. Sagittarius on the other hand, is that free-spirited friend who always has an eye on the horizon and never remembers where they left their keys. You know, the one who's already planning their next adventure before they've unpacked from the last one. The fun part? When these two team up, it's like having a super organized hippie with a PhD in Planning Our Future. Mercury in Sagittarius is like a fireworks display of enthusiastic words, confident messages, and passionate debates. It's like a cosmic pep rally! But remember, we need to keep our reason alongside our excitement. In this cosmic quest for truth, respect for different points of view is as important as that morning cup of coffee. Just a friendly reminder to think before we speak, folks. With Mercury in Sagittarius, it's easier than ever for that unfiltered comment to escape before your brain gets the memo. Don't want to end up with a case of cosmic foot-in-mouth disease, do we? Last but not least, Sagittarius, represented by the Archer, is all about exploration and possibilities. So, dust off those old dreams, plan that trip, sign up for that course or apply for that dream job. The stars are aligning, my friends, and the universe is ready to play tour guide. Remember, space is big. Really big. But in the grand scheme of things, so are you. As a wise man once said, "I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar!" Soar high, my fellow cosmic travelers!Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 28 Sco 04' 35", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 173267831km away and receding.
Venus Is In Scorpio
Alright, stardust enthusiasts, buckle up! Venus has sashayed her way into the intense and passionate realm of Scorpio. I'm talking 173222680.049931496km worth of cosmic salsa dancing. And guess what? She's in prograde motion, which means she's not playing hard to get this time around. Now, let's talk about Venus, our galactic goddess of relationships. She's sociable, friendly, affectionate, and a total advocate for "Netflix and chill". Scorpio, on the other hand, is the zodiac's master of deep dives. Scorpions don't do shallow end, folks. They're all about passion, intensity, and the kind of love that makes you question if you're in a Nicholas Sparks novel. The result? When Venus is doing her residency in Scorpio, we start craving those meaningful, intense experiences. It's like swapping out your regular latte for a triple shot espresso. Love can feel a bit obsessive, like checking your phone every 30 seconds to see if they've texted back. This cosmic combo also turns us into Sherlock Holmes in our relationships. Those nagging thoughts and doubts that you've been treating like Voldemort's name (unspoken, remember?), well, they're about to step into the limelight. Venus in Scorpio is the celestial equivalent of a reality TV show intervention. Money matters also get a spotlight during this transit. Suddenly, your partner's spending habits are as noticeable as a supernova in a dark sky. On the bright side, this could be a good time to consider financial investments. Think of it as celestial Shark Tank episode. I know, I know, Venus in Scorpio sounds heavier than a black hole. But hang on! This is also a fantastic opportunity for bonding. If you're willing to take the emotional and physical challenge, this could be a truly transformative and sexy time. So, in the words of the great Captain Picard, "Engage!" and let this cosmic dance bring you and your partner closer together. Venus in Scorpio is all about going deep, so grab your metaphorical scuba gear and explore the depths of love and passion. Don't forget to come up for air once in a while!Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 24 Sag 32' 37", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 364268100km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Alright, interstellar explorers! Buckle up your metaphorical seatbelts because Mars, our next-door planetary neighbor, has decided to waltz its way into Sagittarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh no, not another astrological event!" But hold onto your telescopes, because this is going to be a cosmic ride like no other! Firstly, let's get one thing straight; Mars in Sagittarius isn't just about falling headfirst into a fiery pit of planetary chaos. Nope! Like a space cowboy riding on a flaming comet, Mars blazes through the Archer’s territory, dousing us all in a healthy dose of their limitless optimism and audacious capabilities. So, if you've been feeling like the universe has been conspiring against you lately, take heart! Things are about to shine brighter than a supernova in your life. Now, Sagittarius is not your run-of-the-mill stargazer. When Mars is hanging out in their celestial neighborhood, it's like having the command center of the Starship Enterprise in your brain. Suddenly, you can see the outcome of every decision before it's made, and you approach obstacles with the confidence of Captain Kirk facing an alien overlord. But tread lightly, space cadets, because there is a dark side to this astrological alliance. You see, with Mars in Sagittarius, we can be as impulsive as a shooting star and might take risks that make tightrope walking across a black hole seem safe. Remember, even the most courageous cosmonaut knows the importance of moderation. This cosmic combo also gives us an insatiable hunger to understand the universe, from quasars to quantum physics. It's a time to fling open the doors of our minds and let in ideas, philosophies, and beliefs from all corners of the cosmos. And trust me, there's more out there than just little green men and their flying saucers! Finally, if you've been itching to throw a dart at the global map and teleport to wherever it lands, now's the time! Mars in Sagittarius is all about exploration, and not just the "let's take a trip to the local alien-themed diner" kind. It's about stepping out of your comfort zone and into the unknown. But remember, you don't need to venture into a wormhole to satisfy this urge for adventure. You can explore new territories right from the comfort of your own spaceship... I mean, livingJupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 35' 42", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 662413148km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Hey there, Space Cadets: Jupiter's in Taurus and it's Retrograde Party Time!
Alright, folks, buckle up because our celestial bigwig Jupiter has taken a vacation in chillaxing Taurus, and boy, is it causing a cosmic stir! This reminds us of that one time when HAL-9000 started singing 'Daisy Bell' - something out of the ordinary but not necessarily bad, you get what I mean?
So, what does this mean? Well, imagine HAL-9000 deciding to take up yoga. Jupiter, the grand old guru of our galaxy, is bringing its deep wisdom to the steadfast, somewhat stubborn Taurus. It’s like a cosmic reminder that we have all the answers we need, we just need to clear away the space junk in our heads to find them.
With Jupiter in Taurus, we have a chance to make some real celestial headway towards our dreams. Jupiter's got his expansion hat on, and Taurus is ready to dig in its hooves and make it happen. It’s like having your very own cosmic personal trainer who won’t let you quit until you’ve reached your goal - whether that's finally building that spaceship or learning to cook something other than astronaut food.
Here's the fun part: Jupiter is also known as Mr. Fortune, and Taurus has a keen eye for the finer things in life - sonic screwdrivers, Star Trek collectibles, you name it. So, this could be a great time to make some serious Galactic Credits. Just remember to keep a check on your impulse buys, or you might end up with a room full of lightsabers and no money for next week's groceries.
So, while Jupiter is retrograding through Taurus, it's time to channel your inner HAL-9000, embrace the disruption in your usual programming, and start singing 'Daisy Bell'. After all, space is full of surprises!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 55' 16", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1532486957km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: Cosmic Coaching Session
Brace yourself, stargazers! The cosmic life coach, Saturn, has taken a detour into the nebulous realm of Pisces. Now, you might be thinking, "But I didn't order any celestial counselling!" Oh, but darling, when have the stars ever cared about our schedules? Saturn, the celestial equivalent of that strict headmaster who turned out to be just what we needed, is in Pisces, the dreamy, fishy, 'let's-see-how-far-this-rabbit-hole-goes' sign of the zodiac. Think of it as a universe-ordained business seminar.
Pisces is the spiritual guru of the zodiac, always lost in some profound daydream about world peace or the meaning of that Beatles song backwards. Normally, Saturn would be a buzzkill in this dreamlike atmosphere, but hold on to your telescopes, folks! He's here to turn those ethereal dreams into reality. So, grab your notepad, sharpen your pencils, and brace yourself for a cosmic brainstorming session. Write that business plan, calculate that budget, look into those loan options. Let the Master of Rules guide you towards fruitful results.
Now, Saturn in Pisces isn't all stardust and rainbows. Picture your dad suddenly entering your room carrying a vacuum cleaner and a list of chores. That's Saturn for you, barging in, scrutinizing your dreams, and daring to ask the tough questions. You might feel like hanging a 'Keep Out' sign on your brain, but trust me, the Saturnian critique is worth its weight in dark matter. So, dust off your ego, open the door, and listen to his stellar advice.
Speaking of sleep (were we?), with Saturn poking around in Pisces, the realm of dreams, we might experience a bit of celestial insomnia. You might find yourself wrestling with rogue asteroids in your dreams or counting sheep jumping over Saturn's rings. But fear not! This is the perfect opportunity to embrace your inner Zen: meditate, stroll through nature, breathe deeply, and yes, even take a nap (with a dream journal on standby). And remember, if you're feeling like a sleepy supernova, hit the hay early and give your mind time to unwind.
So, buckle up, cosmic voyagers, as Saturn's voyage into Pisces promises to be an
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 28' 15", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2831501892km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: The Cosmic Shake-Up
Listen up, earthlings! Your resident astro-nerd is here with a cosmic bulletin, so grab your telescopes and let's talk about the elephant in the galaxy - Uranus in Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Uranus? Taurus? Isn't that a weird sci-fi crossover?" Nope, it's just another day in the celestial sphere!
Here's the 411. Taurus, usually the picture of stability - think Spock on a good day - is about to have its world rocked by the cosmic rebel, Uranus. It's like if the Starship Enterprise suddenly decided to ditch warp speed and go for a leisurely space stroll. Change isn't exactly Taurus's favorite cup of earl grey tea, but hey, when Uranus gatecrashes your party, you don’t really have much choice.
On the galactic financial front, things are about to get as wild as a Ferengi at a yard sale. Uranus in Taurus might just be the cosmic kick we need to start rethinking money. It’s like we all suddenly got invited to a high stakes poker game in Quark's Bar, and the chips are about to fly. We're talking potential new currencies, banking revolutions, and a stock market rollercoaster that’ll make the Kobayashi Maru seem like a walk in the park.
On a personal level, it's time to pull a Captain Kirk and boldly go where no one has gone before - deep into our relationships with money and materialism. Stuck in the gravitational pull of debt, taxes, or credit card interest? Uranus is about to play Scotty and beam you up out of there. Feeling trapped by your material possessions? It’s like you’re stuck in the Holodeck, and Uranus is the emergency exit.
So buckle up, space cadets. This transit isn't going to be a smooth ride on the USS Voyager. But remember, even in the chaos of cosmic change, there's opportunity. After all, it was Spock who said, "Change is the essential process of all existence." So let's embrace the shake-up, and who knows? We might just find ourselves in a better place when the stardust settles.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 01' 32", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4499821210km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Disco Party in Pisces
Alright folks, put on your space goggles because Neptune is doing the electric slide in Pisces! I mean, who doesn't love a good cosmic boogie? With Neptune being, oh, just a casual 4,499,754,051.796911240km away (give or take a few hundred kilometers), it might not seem like it should affect you much but trust me, this is like your introverted friend deciding to host a house party.
Neptune in Pisces is like having an emotional Swiss army knife. Suddenly you've got the tools to slice through the baloney of life's minor squabbles and see the bigger picture. It’s like having the ultimate spoiler alert for that dramatic TV series you’ve been binging - suddenly all the petty differences seem so...well, petty.
This celestial tango is your VIP ticket to go beyond the usual and explore your inner Dr. Spock. Got an idea that could make the Starship Enterprise warp-speed towards progress? This is your time! Got a dream that could make ET phone home? Share it with the world!
Neptune's spell in Pisces is like a cosmic nudge (or a Vulcan nerve pinch) to explore new frontiers of spirituality. So, why not build a mini Stonehenge in your backyard or start a Jedi meditation club? Who knows, you may find your own Yoda in the process.
Remember, this space-time journey with Neptune in Pisces is like a galactic GPS guiding you towards your own version of the Force. So, hop in, space cadets, it's going to be one heck of a ride!
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 14' 34", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5358921356km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Well, well, well, here we are again, stuck in the delightful cosmic soup with Pluto taking a leisurely roll through the neighborhood of Capricorn. Now, before you start picturing a tiny, icy planet wearing a goat mask and running amok, let me clarify. This ain't your grandma's horoscope. We're not talking about whether you'll find love next Tuesday or win the lottery. No, my dear stargazers, this is about the big picture, the cosmic ballet, the... Okay, I can hear you saying, "Get on with it, nerd!" Alright, alright. So, Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet (don’t tell Eris), is currently 5.3...a lot of kilometers away, give or take a few inches. It's also in prograde, which basically means it's moving forward, not moonwalking backward like Michael Jackson in the cosmos. Now, Pluto in Capricorn is like that one friend who, after a couple of kombuchas, becomes a bit too focused on their startup idea. You know the type. They’re all about success and power, but tend to forget that other people might have different ideas. So, during this transit, be careful not to become that friend. Remember, it's okay to agree to disagree, especially when it comes to pineapple on pizza. Pluto is also a fan of spring cleaning. Not just the Marie Kondo kind, but the "blow up the Death Star because it does not spark joy" kind. This is the time to let go of those patterns that no longer serve you. You know that toxic relationship you've been clinging onto, or that job that makes you feel like a dementor is sucking your soul out? Yeah, those need to go. But remember, when it comes to destruction, think smart, not hard. Don't go all Hulk on everything. Be deliberate, pick your targets, and make sure what you’re destroying deserves it. And no, your alarm clock doesn't count. So, there you have it. Pluto in Capricorn, a time of power, focus, potential intolerance, and constructive destruction. It's like a cosmic episode of Mythbusters. Stay tuned for more interstellar insights, and remember, the stars might guide you, but don't forget to tie your own shoelaces.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Trine Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun trine Jupiter: You have big aspirations but do not struggle or labor to achieve them. Your self-confidence and inner harmony attract success and benefits to you in an almost magical way. Your optimism and cheerful generosity also win you many allies and successes in life. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun trine Jupiter: The qualities of luck, energy, magnanimity, and good spirits here are pronounced. If you also have Moon square or opposition Saturn, or Sun square or opposition Uranus, or Moon conjunct Mars, or Sun square or opposition Saturn: The creative urge is also brought out.You have lots of vitality and optimism, together with a broad, tolerant, philosophic viewpoint – a sort of hail-fellow-well-met person making friends readily and generally keeping them. This is an excellent position for business. If you also have Mars conjunct Jupiter, Jupiter conjunct Saturn, Jupiter conjunct Uranus, Jupiter conjunct Neptune, Moon square or opposition Saturn, Moon conjunct Mars, Sun square or opposition Saturn, or Jupiter sextile or trine Saturn: You find a successful career of considerable scope and influence.In a professional or artistic career this insures financial return. No poet with this aspect ever starved in a garret, or anywhere else, for that matter. You spend freely and convivially, and your abundant vitality makes it possible for you to keep going for a long time. — Interpretation from the Heaven Knows What report.Sun trine Jupiter: Jupiter, the planet of mercy, confers an optimistic approach whenever there are life challenges to be met. This aspect is fortunate because it promotes successful outcomes in general, as far as personal goals and recognition.You’re a generous and loyal friend. You are basically honest and you have a sincere desire to do right by your fellow man. It’s easy for you to be indulgent with others and you’re a naturally big-hearted person. Use this trait with open eyes. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path report.Sun trine Jupiter: Being successful in life is easy, for you have a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. You have an instinct for justice and the law, and you always know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability makes you a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. Working with and helping older persons is also suggested. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun Sextile Saturn
Self-discipline, organizing ability, and stamina are the order of the day. You are methodical, systematic and can make much progress today simply by rolling up your shirt sleeves and getting to work. People above you are likely to notice your efficient efforts and reward for your hard work will be imminent. Constructive ambition, patience, practical insights, and maturity are the keywords today.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Saturn to accept responsibilities, to lead a rather ordered life, and to apply caution in their financial and business dealings. They rarely jump to conclusions or take uneducated risks. They have a certain amount of patience and enough self-discipline to slowly but surely achieve what they set out to do. Although somewhat undemonstrative, they are generally loyal and responsible people to those they care about.These are not the quickest-moving people aroundthey take their time and generally use a step-by-step approach to most projectsbut they steadily reach their goals. Sun sextile and trine Saturn people are naturally trustworthy, and they don’t have much patience for those who don’t show respect for others, who take foolish risks, and who lead disorganized lives. With the trine, all of these traits come naturally. With the sextile, these traits are available when they are needed.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Jennifer Aniston, M C Hammer, Ben Affleck, Meryl Streep, Carl Sandburg, Angelina Jolie, Winston Churchill, Robert DeNiro; Trines – Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio, Muhammad Ali, Bono (U2), Ron Howard, Raquel Welch, Gloria Vanderbilt, Dinah Shore, Linda McCartney, Sheena Easton, Elton John, Catherine Deneuve, Pearl Bailey.Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.