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29 December, 2023
Solar activity was low. Background x-ray flux was mostly at B-class levels with no significant flare activity observed from any of the 6 numbered regions. Region 3535 (S05W18, Bxo/beta) was numbered this period.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was calm and the minor CME effects anticipated with the CMEs from 24 Dec never materialized. Total field strength was 6 nT or less and Bz was mostly in a neutral or northward orientation. Wind speeds are estimated to be less than 450 km/s and phi was positive.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Leo, at 03 degrees, 03' 08", at a velocity of 12.29 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. It is 400887.54 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 07 Cap 15' 05", and is 147110288km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon is at 03 Leo 03' 08", and is 399203km away and receding.
Moon Is In Leo
Hello, celestial seekers! Buckle up your moon boots and toss on your starry specs, because guess what? Our lunar buddy, the Moon, is currently vacationing in the grand and bold suite of Leo. And oh, it's not just next-door, loves. We're talking 399,040.440594812km away, which, in case you're wondering, is a bit too far for a Sunday stroll. But don't worry, I've got you covered. Now, when the moon pops over to Leo's house, it's like watching that one friend who's usually chill suddenly decide to jump on the karaoke stage. You know, the one who's usually in the corner with a book, then out of nowhere is belting out 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in full Freddie Mercury style. It's a whole mood, and it’s happening right now! What does this mean for you? Well, darling, it's time to crank up the volume on your life. Let your inner lion roar, strut your stuff down the catwalk of life, and don’t be afraid to take center stage. But remember, while our dear lion is known for its pride and confidence, it also has a heart as vast as the distance between us and the Moon. So, don't forget to be kind, compassionate, and benevolent in your triumphs. The world is your savannah, but even the king of the jungle knows the wisdom in ruling with love. And for the nerds out there, (yes, I see you with your pocket protectors), a fun fact while we're at it: the Moon isn't just hanging around Leo for giggles. It's due to this nifty thing called an ecliptic longitude, which, to keep it simple, is basically space GPS. But instead of avoiding traffic, it's stellar bodies and cosmic forces. So, grab your metaphorical microphone, cosmic voyagers! The Moon in Leo is your backing track, so go ahead and sing to the tune of your own life. Until next time, keep your telescopes tuned and remember: we're all just stardust doing a cosmic dance. Peace out!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is retrograde at 23 Sag 25' 00", moving backwards at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 109125498km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Hey there stargazers, get ready for a cosmic trip with your favorite astrologer because we're off to Mercury in Sagittarius! That's right, the planet that's basically the nerdy kid of the solar system, always scribbling down notes and wearing thick glasses, has decided to vacation in the land of the adventurous archer. And I'm not talking Robin Hood, more like Legolas from Lord of the Rings! Mercury, our favorite solar system smarty pants, is known for getting into the nitty-gritty of things. But in Sagittarius, it's like he's suddenly swapped his lab coat for hiking boots and a telescope. He's all about the big picture, the far-off horizons, the "to infinity and beyond!" kind of thinking. But don't worry, our meticulous little Mercury hasn't lost his knack for details. He's just using them to paint a bigger, brighter, and more exciting picture of the future. Imagine Bob Ross, but if his paintings could predict your life. Happy little trees indeed! Now, Sagittarius is like that friend who starts a party just by walking in the room. So, while Mercury is hanging out here, expect some lively conversations, bold messages, and debates so passionate, they'd make a political pundit blush. The key is to keep an open mind, folks! Let go of your preconceived notions, but hold onto your logic. We're searching for life's answers, not trying to win a debate on Twitter. Just a heads up, while Mercury is vacationing in Sagittarius, we might feel a bit...shall we say, loose-lipped? It's like we've all had a truth serum cocktail, and things could slip out before we've checked if they're true or considered if they might accidentally hurt someone's feelings. So, be sure to engage your brain before you put your mouth in gear, or you might end up looking like a cosmic clown. Sagittarius, the celestial explorer, signals a time of endless opportunities. So while Mercury is road-tripping through this constellation, it's the perfect time to expand your horizons. Maybe plan that trip you've always wanted to take, sign up for a new class, or even start a new job. The universe is your oyster, my friends and remember, the stars might influence our lives, but we still control how we navigate our spaceship. Happy stargazing!Venus is in Scorpio
Venus will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
Venus is prograde at 29 Sco 17' 21", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 174221846km away and receding.Venus Is In Scorpio
Venus in Scorpio - Alien Remix
Attention earthlings! Your friendly neighborhood Venus has taken a detour and is currently chilling in Scorpio's backyard. We're talking about the celestial equivalent of swapping out your pumpkin spice latte for a double shot of espresso - it's gonna be intense!
Venus, our galactic social butterfly, has decided to buddy up with brooding Scorpio. This might sound like a plot from a cosmic sitcom, but trust me, it's no laughing matter. This pairing is like if Romeo and Juliet decided to go on a spelunking adventure - deep, dramatic, and likely to leave you questioning some life choices.
Now, I'm not saying you're gonna start obsessing over your crush like a teenager who's just discovered love songs, but... okay, that's exactly what I'm saying. It's time to trade in those candy crushes for some real heart palpitations. Love is gonna get real, folks, whether you're ready or not.
And remember those annoying relationship issues you've been avoiding like spoilers for the final season of Game of Thrones? Well, Venus in Scorpio is about as subtle as a fluorescent pink elephant in a tutu. It's time to shine a UV light on those shadows and deal with the gory details. Financial concerns? Power struggles? They're all coming out to party.
But hey, don't panic! It's not all doom and gloom. Sure, Venus in Scorpio can feel like you're doing emotional squats, but it's also a chance to strengthen your bonds. If you're prepared to face the music, this could be a transformative time that brings you closer to your partner. Think of it as couples therapy, but cheaper and with more stargazing.
So buckle up, space cadets! Venus in Scorpio is here to shake things up and it's going to be one hell of a cosmic ride!
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 25 Sag 16' 57", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 363825976km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars In Sagittarius: The Nerdy Astrologer Strikes Back!
Alright, space cadets, buckle up your seat belts! Because Mars, that fiery red planet, has decided to take a joyride through the constellation of Sagittarius, the celestial Centaur. And let me tell you, things are about to get as interesting as a lightsaber duel on Tatooine.
Sagittarius, being the galaxy's resident optimist and boundary snubber, is all about living life in widescreen. When Mars tags along, we all get a dose of this "live large and let live" philosophy. It's like suddenly swapping your old droid for a Millennium Falcon - everything just looks and feels grander, possible, and a bit more... Star Wars-y.
With Mars in the driver's seat, Sagittarius isn't just dreaming big but also has its foot on the gas pedal, ready to turn those visions into reality. Picture Luke Skywalker charging into the Death Star – that’s us, ready to conquer any obstacle with a confident grin. But hold onto your Ewoks, folks! We could get a tad too focused on the future and forget to live in the present moment. Remember, the Force is always with you, right here, right now.
While we're all feeling the rush of galactic adrenaline, there's a chance that we might get carried away. It's like eating one Death Star-shaped waffle too many – exciting but potentially disastrous. The key is to find balance, or as Yoda would say, "Moderation, you must remember."
This period also encourages us to learn, explore, and absorb everything like a curious Jedi on a mission. It's not just about collecting lightsabers – it's about understanding why they're blue or green or red. This is our chance to seek out different philosophies, cultures, and experiences, realizing that the galaxy isn't just full of Wookies and Stormtroopers. Each one of us is unique, just like every star in the sky.
Speaking of stars, Mars in Sagittarius is the perfect time for some interstellar exploration! And no, I'm not talking about a lazy trip to the sandy dunes of Jakku. I'm talking about real adventure – the kind that expands your mind and heart faster than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive. Of course, you don't have to hop on
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 35' 13", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 664530391km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Ride
Listen up, star gazers! Jupiter, the big kahuna of wisdom and deep thoughts, has decided to bunk with Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn couch potato. Picture it like a wise old professor moving in with a bull-headed teenager who just discovered the joys of chilling. What could possibly go wrong?
When these two cosmic forces meet, it's like they're telling us, "Hey dude, chillax! That spirituality stuff you've been chasing is already inside you!" Like that last piece of chocolate you've been searching for, only to find it was stuck on your shirt the whole time. And with Jupiter going retrograde, it's like it’s moonwalking back into our lives to remind us of the wisdom we've been sitting on.
But hang on to your telescopes folks, because Jupiter in Taurus is not just about binge-watching philosophy documentaries. It's also the perfect time to roll up those sleeves and make some progress towards your dreams. You know that bucket list you keep forgetting about? Well, now's the time to dust it off and start checking things off. Remember, slow and steady wins the race, folks!
And let's talk money, honey. With Jupiter, the cosmic lottery ticket, hanging out in Taurus, the Wall Street of the zodiac, you might just find your piggy bank feeling heavier. But beware, Taurus loves to splurge and Jupiter is notoriously bad at setting boundaries. So before you turn your living room into a replica of the Starship Enterprise, remember to budget!
In a nutshell, Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic green light for both self-discovery and practical planning. So, whether you're reaching for the stars or just trying to balance your checkbook, remember to keep it fun, folks. After all, life's a cosmic journey, not a race!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 00' 21", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 1534546771km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Hellooo, celestial seekers! This is your neighborhood psychedelic scientist, ready to steer you through the cosmos again. Today, let's talk about Saturn chillin' in Pisces. Imagine Saturn as the stern college professor with a heart of gold and Pisces as the daydreaming art student. They're in a cosmic tango, my friends, and we’re all invited to the dance floor. Saturn, the big ol' taskmaster of the cosmos, is currently floating through the dreamy realm of Pisces, 1,534,475,602.942451477km away (give or take a few kilometers for cosmic traffic). And guess what? He's prograde – that's space-talk for moving forward. So, if you've been dreaming about starting an Etsy shop for your macrame plant hangers, now's the time to wake up and make it happen! This Saturn-Pisces combo is like getting life advice from Yoda and Dumbledore at the same time. It's going to push us to dig deep, face our fears, and turn our wildest dreams into reality. Buckle up, because it's business planning season, baby! Budgets and loan options might not sound sexy, but trust me, there's nothing hotter than manifesting your dreams. Now, don't get defensive when Saturn starts snooping around your dreamland. It might feel like your psychic boundaries have been breached, but remember, Saturn is like a cosmic life coach. He's not here to judge, he's here to help you clean up your act. So, let down your guard, roll out the welcome mat, and listen to what ol' Saturn has to say. But be warned: With Saturn stirring up the Piscean pond, you might experience some sleep disruptions. You know, the kind where you're trying to count sheep, and they start asking you about your five-year plan. To combat this, I recommend some good ol' hippie remedies: meditate, commune with nature, practice deep breathing, and nap with a dream journal nearby. Remember, folks, we're not just stardust – we're stars on a cosmic journey of self-discovery. So, pay attention to the wisdom Saturn in Pisces is offering, and let's make those dreams a reality! Happy star-gazing!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 26' 47", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2833381838km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, stargazers, brace yourselves - because Uranus has checked into the cosmic hotel known as Taurus and it's not exactly a five-star resort. Think more... budget motel with questionable room service. You see, Taurus is the cosmic equivalent of that one friend who likes to have everything meticulously planned, while Uranus is like the wild cousin who turns up uninvited, chugs all the beer and starts a conga line in the living room. So this is going to be interesting.
Now, Taurus is a whizz when it comes to money matters. It's like the Warren Buffett of the zodiac. But Uranus? It's more like a tech billionaire with a penchant for launching cars into space. So expect some major changes in the world of finance over the next seven years. We could see Bitcoin becoming the new dollar bill, banks replaced by blockchain, and the housing and stock markets doing the cha-cha-slide.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, encouraging us to declutter our lives from financial burdens. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - they're about as welcome as a skunk at a garden party. We may also feel trapped by our material possessions. Like, do we really need seven different types of juicer?
During this transit, it's time to welcome change like you would a long-lost friend or a forgotten Amazon package. Uranus is here to liberate us from a life filled with more baggage than an airport carousel. And trust me, resisting won't help. It's like trying to argue with a cat - pointless and you'll probably end up scratched.
The good news is that the changes we make could lead us to a point of greater stability, like finding solid ground after a rollercoaster ride. So buckle up, stargazers. It's time to take a leap of faith and trust in the cosmic conga line.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 02' 18", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4502361627km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, stargazers and science enthusiasts, gather 'round because Neptune has decided to crash Pisces' party, and it's about as subtle as a supernova. Now, don't panic, I'm not talking about a literal cosmic collision - the insurance paperwork for that would be a nightmare. Instead, this is all about the mystical dance of planets and signs. Neptune, our solar system's resident king of the deep (and I'm not talking about the Mariana Trench) has settled into Pisces, a sign known for its emotional depth and spiritual inclinations. Picture Spock at a yoga retreat and you're halfway there. Now, you might think, "But Neptune is approximately 4.5 billion kilometers away! How can it affect me?" Well, my friend, remember when Pluto was downgraded from a planet? Yeah, those were dark times. The universe works in mysterious ways. The intermingling of Neptune's unifying energy with Pisces' focus on emotion and spirit is like getting a new pair of glasses after years of squinting. Suddenly, we're able to see the silliness of squabbling over whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better. Both are great, okay? Let's focus on the bigger picture here. This cosmic combo is essentially sending us an engraved invitation to explore what we can contribute to our collective progress. Maybe you've been sitting on a revolutionary idea, like socks with built-in climate control, or you've mastered the art of levitation during your meditation sessions. Now's the time to share these unique gifts! This is also the perfect opportunity to delve deeper into whatever spiritual path calls to you. Perhaps you've been curious about Wiccan spoon-bending rituals or have always wanted to build a shrine to Nikola Tesla in your living room. Go for it! Neptune in Pisces is all about channeling that sacred energy. Remember, though, while Neptune's stay in Pisces might feel like a cosmic support group, you don't have to navigate this journey alone. Reach out to others, share your insights, and who knows? You might just spark a new age of enlightenment... or at least invent a new yoga pose. Either way, I'd call that a win.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 16' 24", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5360013676km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Cosmic Disco Ball
Alright folks, strap in your seatbelts (or just put on your favourite tie-dye t-shirt), because the cosmic disco ball, also known as Pluto, is doing its thing in the serious-as-a-tax-return sign of Capricorn. You know what that means? Well, even if you don't, I'll tell you... It’s like mixing Star Trek with Monty Python. It's weird, it's out there, but it's gonna be one heck of a ride!
See, both Pluto and Capricorn are so focused on success they could probably power a spaceship to, well, Pluto! But be careful, this doesn't mean you should channel your inner Sheldon Cooper and dismiss everyone else's ideas like they're the flat Earth theory. Remember, diversity in thinking is as important as the diversity in your comic book collection.
Pluto's all about dropping things that don't serve us anymore. Imagine it as a cosmic Marie Kondo, but instead of asking if an old t-shirt sparks joy, it's asking if your negative patterns are giving you anything besides stress eating and sleepless nights. Spoiler alert: They're not. So, it's time for some cosmic spring cleaning!
But remember, friends, this isn't just about throwing things away. It's about making space for the new, the exciting, the stuff that makes you feel like you've just discovered a new planet or cracked the code on a particularly tricky physics problem. So, as you venture into this transit, take it from your friendly neighbourhood astrologist: Be deliberate in what you destroy, and even more intentional in what you create. And maybe, just maybe, keep a towel handy... You know, in case of sudden intergalactic hitchhiking.
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Trine Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun trine Jupiter: You have big aspirations but do not struggle or labor to achieve them. Your self-confidence and inner harmony attract success and benefits to you in an almost magical way. Your optimism and cheerful generosity also win you many allies and successes in life. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun trine Jupiter: The qualities of luck, energy, magnanimity, and good spirits here are pronounced. If you also have Moon square or opposition Saturn, or Sun square or opposition Uranus, or Moon conjunct Mars, or Sun square or opposition Saturn: The creative urge is also brought out.You have lots of vitality and optimism, together with a broad, tolerant, philosophic viewpoint – a sort of hail-fellow-well-met person making friends readily and generally keeping them. This is an excellent position for business. If you also have Mars conjunct Jupiter, Jupiter conjunct Saturn, Jupiter conjunct Uranus, Jupiter conjunct Neptune, Moon square or opposition Saturn, Moon conjunct Mars, Sun square or opposition Saturn, or Jupiter sextile or trine Saturn: You find a successful career of considerable scope and influence.In a professional or artistic career this insures financial return. No poet with this aspect ever starved in a garret, or anywhere else, for that matter. You spend freely and convivially, and your abundant vitality makes it possible for you to keep going for a long time. — Interpretation from the Heaven Knows What report.Sun trine Jupiter: Jupiter, the planet of mercy, confers an optimistic approach whenever there are life challenges to be met. This aspect is fortunate because it promotes successful outcomes in general, as far as personal goals and recognition.You’re a generous and loyal friend. You are basically honest and you have a sincere desire to do right by your fellow man. It’s easy for you to be indulgent with others and you’re a naturally big-hearted person. Use this trait with open eyes. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path report.Sun trine Jupiter: Being successful in life is easy, for you have a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. You have an instinct for justice and the law, and you always know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability makes you a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. Working with and helping older persons is also suggested. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.